I heard a joke today.

so funny!

This sect leader must record it.

The joke goes like this. Once upon a time, there was a person who had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and then...

(I will write this later. The big elbow is coming, so I have to eat first).

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 6490 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

At this time, within the Divine Order of Nothingness, the Dao Demon had something to say.

The abominable Demon Zhang Da took advantage of this moment when I lost my strength and had no ability to resist. How dare you insult me ​​like this!

First, I tried to use the magic element to catch this person, but unfortunately I moved in a coquettish and coquettish position, dodging in a charming way.

It is impossible for him to capture the remnant soul of this deity.

Then, he used magic thunder to strike me. Haha, it's a pity that I am not afraid of magic thunder.

Thunder will only cause me pain, but it will not cause me to give in!

I thought I could hide it from them this way.

I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it!

Damn it, Devil Zhang actually put me in pig blood, soaked it, and boiled it in water. The boiled me smelled like hot pot!

Can this be tolerated?

Can this really be tolerated?

I will tell the world now, of course this... can be tolerated!

Woohoo!

No way, if you dare to go out at this time, you will definitely die.

Look at these weird guys outside. One of them has hair all over his body and can control thunder and lightning. One looks like a woman, but I can tell at a glance that she is a male pervert.

There is also one who is weak and about to die, one who has more eyes on his hands than centipede legs, and one who is a wild dog that has become a spirit.

Finally, coupled with the shameless demon Zhang Da, as long as this group of people exists, if he shows his face even slightly, he will definitely be doomed.

Fortunately, my hiding method is clever enough.

Within the Divine Order of Nothingness, there happens to be a corner that is enough to hide the soul.

I deceived them all, and even Demon Zhang thought that I was gone.

Haha, Demon Zhang released his vitality and came in.

Let him explore, and explore carefully. Anyway, he can't understand what the real function of this order is.

Let go of your energy again, let it go as hard as you can.

I can swallow your demonic energy later and use it to restore myself.

The more you put in, the more you swallow.

Devil Zhang, no matter how clever you are, you will still have to be bitten off a part of your vitality by me today. And you thought it was just the token's energy-swallowing ability.

I'm coming.

The energy is coming!

But why are there so few? Humph, Devil Zhang, you actually only dare to release the vitality of the martial realm to test. How cowardly!

No matter what, come on, come to me and let me swallow you!

oops!

Damn it, Demon Zhang, you actually released the righteous energy instead of the demonic energy!

I have been tricked by you again!

It hurts! ah!

Suddenly, the God of Nothingness in Zhang Mo's hand shook violently.

Zhang Mo suddenly felt that the vitality he had injected into him was cut off.

"Um?"

Zhang Mo's palms trembled.

Others nearby asked: "What's wrong? Sect Master?"

"Sect Master, have you succeeded in recognizing your master?"

"Sect Master, what is the function of this divine treasure?"

"Sect Master, what did you find?"

Zhang Mo paused and said, "The vitality was suddenly sucked away!"

Hearing this, Xiong Wudi slapped his thigh and said: "Oh, it seems that this token is seriously damaged. It needs to be replenished before it can show its divine power!"

"That makes sense!"

"That should be it."

"Sect Master, it seems that you have to keep it with you for a long time and slowly warm it up."

Several people nodded, feeling as if they already knew the truth.

Although it is not yet known what the function of the divine treasure is, everyone agrees that the divine treasure must have lost its power.

"Really?"

Zhang Mo was also unsure. But everyone said so, so he had no choice but to believe it. No one present has a higher level of cultivation than him. They all said so, so they shouldn't cheat this sect leader.

Zhang Mo's eyes swept over everyone, although he always felt that something was not quite right.

But that’s all!

"Okay, that's it for today."

Zhang Mo waved his hand, indicating that everyone could get out and not compete with him for meat.

Everyone left one after another, but Lao Li was still winking at Miaoli. No need to ask, there must be adultery.

Zhang Mo himself held the sign in one hand and continued to pinch meat with the other.

"Damaged? Replenish the power? How long do I have to replenish this thing! With my little cultivation, I'm afraid it will take years and months to replenish it. The God-breaking Treasure is probably more difficult to handle than a woman!"

Zhang Mo was a little disappointed. If this thing doesn't work, he will sacrifice it to the devil in the future.

After taking a pill, Zhang Mo regained his strength.

Um?

Not long after, Zhang Mo suddenly discovered that after his energy was restored, he seemed to have a little more energy.

Just like a bucket filled with water, it suddenly became a little bigger.

Something's wrong, doesn't this sect leader have useless qualifications? To be honest, we can no longer continue to practice.

Why now...

Suddenly, Zhang Mo put down his chopsticks and stared at the token in his hand.

Wait, the book says that if you get one of the three divine treasures, divine fires, and divine elixirs, your qualifications will be improved.

It seems that the magic treasure is still useful!

Zhang Mo was immediately happy, not to mention anything else, just because it could improve his qualifications.

Zhang Mo has to keep it!

What a baby!

Zhang Mo went up and kissed her, then stuffed it directly into his clothes.

Of course, such a good thing must be kept close to you!

From now on, even if you are sleeping, this sect leader will take you with me!

Hahaha!

Within the Divine Order of Nothingness.

How many evil things did I do in my previous life and how many crimes did I commit before I was punished to meet Demon Zhang?

Is he human? He is simply not human!

He is a big demon, and he actually used the pure energy of righteousness to hurt me.

He knew I was a demon cultivator, and he did it on purpose.

I am now powerless to bully and cannot resist.

Demon Zhang bullied me and humiliated me too much!

I hate it!

Devil Zhang also seemed to have discovered part of the usage of the Divine Order of Nothingness.

Although I don’t know what part he discovered, his disgusting insults and extremely excited expression meant that he must have discovered something.

I hope it is not the strongest ability of the Divine Order of Nothingness, otherwise, I will definitely die.

So abominable, so inhuman!

Does he still want to beat me with a stick every day?

Sooner or later, I will ask him to repay you ten times or a hundred times.

You wait for me to become the devil. I will use the dream method, the method of seizing the body, and all kinds of methods to kill you!

I hereby swear an oath not to kill Demon Zhang, and not to be a human being.

If I cannot kill Demon Zhang in this life, I would rather be punished by the Demon God and suffer thousands of calamities!

Oh My God.

It's shaking, it's really shaking.

Big Demon Zhang, I X...

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