I am a weakling, but I am regarded as the supreme holy devil by the righteous people.

Many people don’t know that when a whale poops, its butt opens wide.

After pulling it, it couldn't be closed for a long time, which was very painful!

None of them know.

Because most people only care about themselves.

This sect leader is different.

Not only does this sect master know this, he also knows that whales are delicious!

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1639 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

There is a saying:

The cycle of eating and drinking continues.

Sect Master Zhang Da not only eats and drinks, but also poops!

Today, Sect Leader Zhang Da continues to live a peaceful life.

I moved a chair and lay down outside the hall.

Life is just about going through wind and rain and then enjoying the sunshine.

For Sect Master Zhang Da, boredom is the highest enjoyment in life.

Secondly, there is daze!

I was lying comfortably when I suddenly saw a ray of light streaking across the sky, then heading straight towards the main hall.

The frightened Sect Leader Zhang jumped up from his chair. What stands out is the elasticity!

Fortunately, the light was not directed at Sect Master Zhang.

With a whoosh, he flew into the hall.

Immediately afterwards, a beast-like roar was heard in the hall.

"Hum hum!"

Yes, wild boars are beasts too.

Before Zhang Mo could figure out what was going on, he saw a big white pig running quickly and standing at the door of the hall.

This time Zhang Mo learned a lesson, and it turned out to be Aunt Cang.

Where did the pig come from? Zhang Mo had never seen it for several months.

I can’t deceive this sect leader this time!

Zhang Mo came to the side of the white pig, put his hands behind his back, and said softly: "Master Cang, what happened? Is there a war situation somewhere, so we need to hold an emergency meeting?"

Zhang Mo guessed that this was the case, otherwise there would be no need for such a big battle.

The white pig glanced at Zhang Mo, then slowly lay down, exposing his belly, and kicked his hind legs twice.

Zhang Mo watched it lie down and frowned: "What's wrong, Master Cang, you can't lie flat like me, this is not good! You want to tell me that nothing is wrong, right?"

After Zhang Mo finished speaking, Bai Zhu glanced at him again, and then yawned.

Zhang Modao: "What do you mean? Lord Cang, please speak frankly. I am not good at guessing riddles. My subordinates are very good at this, but they are not here? What, what else do you want to say?"

Zhang Mo moved forward a little and watched the white pig open its mouth a few more times.

But at this moment, Zhang Mo suddenly felt something was wrong.

What's underneath this white pig?

Why is it such a big lump? Master Cang, is she actually...

Zhang Mo was stunned, and all kinds of shit came to his mind.

At this time, maybe because his gaze was too "direct", Bai Zhu suddenly became a little annoyed, so he stood up and gave him a sudden thrust.

Oops, that’s too much!

Zhang Mo quickly grabbed the pig's ears and controlled it.

Bai Zhu was still quarreling with Zhang Mo, and Zhang Mo kept saying: "Master Cang, this is too much! Don't do this, I'm not that kind of person!"

Just as he finished speaking, a voice suddenly came from behind.

"How am I doing?"

Zhang Mo's whole body froze immediately, then he turned his neck and looked behind him.

I saw Aunt Cang leading a group of candidate divine envoys, staring at him.

From their stunned looks, Zhang Mo knew that his shame had disappeared again.

"Oh my God, what are the Sixth Army Division doing?"

"The Sixth Military Advisor just said Lord Cang, right?"

"Yes, I really heard it."

"You are so courageous. The Sixth Army Division is really not afraid of getting screwed!"

"You said that the Sixth Army Division found a woman to do this. I can still understand, why would you want to do this with a pig?"

…

Aunt Cang also stared at Zhang Mo, as if waiting for Zhang Mo to give her an explanation.

At this moment, several monks and cooks came running quickly.

He took the pig from Zhang Mo's hand and said, "I'm sorry, sir, the pig ran away without noticing it for a while!"

"Let's get it out of here!"

A group of people carried the pig and ran away quickly, leaving Zhang Mo awkwardly alone.

Zhang Mo clapped his hands and said, "It was just an accident. Don't pay attention to these details."

Aunt Cang didn't bother to talk to him and walked straight into the hall.

The other candidate divine envoys gave Zhang Mo their thumbs up and then followed him in.

Zhang Mo wiped the sweat from his forehead, but fortunately Master Cang didn't care.

Otherwise, he would probably be stewed in the pot today just like the white pig.

Something happened while basking in the sun. Leave quickly!

Zhang Mo was about to stride away when Lord Di Cang's voice suddenly sounded in the hall.

"Everyone, gather!"

It was the first time that Zhang Mo heard Lord Cang speak in such a loud voice, and he couldn't help but frown and stop.

Immediately afterwards, Lord Cang’s voice sounded again.

"Lao Liu, come in!"

Zhang Mo was stunned for a moment, then quickly walked in.

As soon as she entered the hall, she saw Aunt Cang's face full of anger.

Shaking her hands, Aunt Cang directly threw the flying talisman message in her hand to Zhang Mo.

"read!"

Zhang Mo glanced at it, his pupils shrank, and he said loudly:

"The Dragon King of Youyuan has arrived, and I don't know whether the Heart and Moon God is alive or dead!"

What?

Has Dragon Lord Youyuan arrived?

What kind of battle is this? The Temple of Illusion hasn't opened yet, but the other party's boss is here in person!

The candidate divine envoys around them were even more horrified.

"Dragon Lord?"

"Dragon Lord Youyuan is here?"

"My lord, please report it immediately!"

"How to fight here? Retreat to Sanjie Mountain immediately!"

"Sixth Army Advisor, you have guessed it a long time ago, right? You asked Lord God Envoy and the others to strengthen their defense just to meet this, right?"

"Sixth Army Division, what should we do now?"

Zhang Mo listened to their words and waved his hands repeatedly.

Stop talking nonsense!

Whatever you do, just blame this sect leader.

You are stabbing a knife into this sect leader.

Shut up, shut your stinking mouth!

Aunt Cang said loudly: "Shut up, everyone. Lao Liu, tell me, where will Lord Long attack from?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a group of people quickly took out the map and placed it in front of Zhang Mo for him to look at.

Zhang Mo opened his mouth and was a little confused.

What are you asking me for?

I just bask in the sun.

Is it okay if I don’t sunbathe next time?

How could I know where Lord Long would come from?

Zhang Mo was silent for a while, not knowing what to say.

Aunt Cang thought that Zhang Mo was still calculating the gains and losses until now.

"Sixth Army Division, at this critical moment, the moment of life and death, don't delay any longer."

Zhang Mo felt that he was really speechless.

This sect master is suffering in his heart, but this sect master will not say anything.

Seeing everyone's eyes on his face.

Zhang Mo really wanted to roll his eyes.

You guys, why do you believe me?

I'm talking nonsense!

Okay, okay, you still let me talk nonsense, right?

Then I can just say it casually. When you die and go to the Lord of Hell, you can’t file a lawsuit against me!

Zhang Mo took the map, looked at it and said, "Where is Kuimu Divine Envoy?"

Someone quickly pointed out the location to Zhang Mo.

Zhang Mo thought for a while, if Kuimu Divine Envoy really listened to him and did a good job in defense, wouldn't it be a little safer?

Okay, don’t say that this sect leader deliberately tricked you!

"Right here, right here!"