As a human being, you must first learn to be less angry.

Then, learn to piss others off!

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 3893 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

Just pee and you'll get the best results!

It’s really easy to get credit these days.

I remember when I fought with Tang Ji against the Tianxuan Sect.

It's so troublesome to save the credit.

You have to work hard!

Several fierce battles!

This sect leader even vomited out the "eggs".

Look now, the effect of soaking in urine is far better than before!

It's really "cold in the urine".

Under the admiring gazes of countless temple monks, Sect Master Zhang led the team and continued to move forward.

Now Sect Master Zhang has learned well and no longer squats behind the team.

Although the back is safe, it is easy for someone to catch up and hammer you.

It would be better to stay at the front of the team, surrounded by a group of temple monks.

At the same time, Zhang Mo also deliberately pretended to be tired and asked other temple monks to contribute some transportation tools.

Don't tell me, Zhang Mo just had a sudden idea.

But there are indeed temple monks who brought puppets that they could sit on.

It is a puppet that looks very much like a pig.

The back is broad and the body is not small. He is taller than a person and can compete with a tall horse.

This is a big pig!

The ears are huge, like fans.

According to the introduction of this shrine monk.

This puppet also has the ability to fly at low altitudes, and can fly into the sky if it flaps its ears.

The butt can also spray strong winds, stir up airflow, and generate acceleration.

The most important thing is that this big pig puppet is made of unique materials, after placing the crystals.

The big pig puppet can also spit fire, spray water, and even roar like a wild beast according to the owner's orders, "Wang Wang Wang!"

Yes, wild dogs are also beasts. Why does a puppet pig bark?

This thing immediately shocked Zhang Mo.

Good guy, he can listen to orders, breathe fire and water by himself, and can also use crystals to increase his power, and even fly into the sky.

Isn't this the direction he has always wanted to improve Dahu.

You should have told me earlier!

Jingu still has this technology.

If you had told me earlier, my big pot would have been ready long ago.

Originally, this sect leader thought that there was nothing good in the shrine. Now when I look at it, it’s Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!

Immediately, Zhang Mo plans to take this pig.

Zhang Mo must also master this pig's skills.

He beckoned to the temple monk who made the pig.

Zhang Mo smiled brightly and said, "Brother, what is your name?"

The monk from the shrine immediately bowed and said, "Sir, I'm the candidate for the envoy, Cai Chun."

Zhang Mo nodded and said: "Brother Chun Cai, can you give me your pig? And can you teach me the techniques for making this pig?"

Cai Chun was stunned for a moment.

What the hell is he doing?

But I heard that the Pleiades Archangel wants his puppet pig and technology.

Immediately, Cai Chun took out the manufacturing booklet, the formation booklet, and his unique puppetry technique and handed them to Zhang Mo.

"Sir Subaru wants it, so of course I will give it to you with both hands. I have little talent and little knowledge, so I hope you can give me some advice."

Seeing how happy the other party was, Zhang Mo's smile suddenly became brighter, and the corners of his mouth almost reached the base of his ears.

"It's a good idea, it's a good idea!"

Zhang Mo took the things and praised him.

I originally thought that only demon cultivators could be so enlightened, but now it seems that the Divine Palace is not bad either.

Cai Chun took a step forward and said: "Master Pleiades Divine Envoy, just look at it. The lives of my subordinates are all yours, not to mention a few books. I only hope that you can take care of me and give me some guidance in the future, and I will be very grateful. .”

"Easy to say, easy to say. You can give me advice on anything you want!"

Zhang Mo said with a smile.

It's just a pointer, but I didn't say the pointer was correct.

Pointing out something wrong is also pointing out something.

Don't mention anything else, just point out the world, the leader of this sect will do his job.

Especially after drinking a few glasses of wine, the guidance becomes smoother.

When Cai Chun saw that Lord Pleiades was so easy to talk to, he immediately started to tremble with excitement.

"Thank you, sir. I have a gracious request now."

After saying that, Cai Chun started to squirm.

Zhang Mo looked at his expression and knew what he wanted to say.

Good guy, don't you think so...

"Sir, next time you mark, I want to be ranked first..."

Before he finished speaking, Fangri's divine envoy kicked him away.

"Think about whatever you want, but don't think about it."

Kuimu Divine Envoy followed: "Is it your turn? Go aside, if you want to share the credit, it depends on whether we have anything left."

Seeing the vicious looks of these two gods, Zhang Mo quickly raised his hand and said: "There is credit, there is credit. Cai Chun, don't worry, I will definitely find some credit for you."

"Thank you sir, thank you very much!"

Cai Chun looked excited and left quickly.

At this time, the eyes of Fangri Divine Envoy and Kuimu Divine Envoy were killing people.

What a joke!

They were both flatterers and diggers, so they got a share of the credit.

You little bastard, you want to share the credit just because you gave me a puppet, you’re dreaming!

The Divine Envoy Fangri was a little unhappy when he heard that Zhang Mo had promised him credit.

"Brother Zhang, just give him some pills or something and just pass them around. I really should give him the credit."

"That's right, the Pleiades God Envoy, the credit is all ours."

Zhang Mo looked at the "greedy" look of these two people.

I decided not to give them shit.

Let you two take the credit, this sect leader has decided to refrain from having sex these days!

Instead of pressing on with them, Zhang Mo sat on the puppet pig and visibly sped up his pace.

After walking for about half a day.

The ancient trees in front of him suddenly decreased rapidly, and then a huge city wall came into view.

There are many broken places in the towering city wall.

Zhang Mo had never seen the black stone used in the city wall, but based on his intuition after years of making pots. The material of this city wall is unusual and must be very hard.

Can you move back?

"Ancient city?"

Fangri Divine Envoy praised.

"Stop everyone! No trespassing!"

Behind him, Qi Jun shouted, and then flew over with Master Jianwu.

Looking at the city wall, Lord Qi and Master Jianwu began to walk to both sides, getting closer and closer, and then took a closer look.

Not long after, the two of them touched the city wall and felt the thickness of the city wall carefully. Both of them changed slightly.

"It contains spiritual energy!"

"If you force your way in, there must be a trap."

"Can you fly in?"

"I don't know, find someone to try."

The two flew back and asked someone to fly in and try it out.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Mo immediately said to Cai Chun: "Chuncai, your contribution is here!"

Cai Chun almost felt weak in his legs.

Is this a credit?

This is to die!

Damn it, Lord Pleiades God Envoy, you can’t do this!

Fortunately, Mr. Qi Jun ignored Zhang Mo and turned around and asked others to fly up.

As a result, as soon as a few people flew up and approached the city wall, they immediately saw a bright light on the city wall, and several red light beams hit them directly.

Bang bang bang! One by one fell to the ground.

His body was completely charred.

How miserable!

Qi Jun came to Zhang Mo's side.

After looking at Zhang Mo, Qi Jun said: "Pleiades God Envoy, what do you think we should do now? How should we enter?"

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