I heard something today.

Said: Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat!

Oh, don't say it, you really don't say it.

If you say so.

This sect will put a few more.

That’s kindness!

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1563 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

"Yes, I'm the only one seeing you!"

Jianwu said calmly.

Sect Leader Zhang Da swallowed his saliva.

When things came to a close, he had the feeling that he had forgotten to put on his pants when he went out.

Softly, Sect Leader Zhang Da said: "Otherwise, I'd better go back. Just pretend you didn't see me."

Lingguan said softly: "Zhang Zhang, stop joking. Now is really not the time to joke."

Sect Leader Zhang sighed.

Well, this is not the end of things, this is the end of shit, and you have to poop if you don’t want to.

I hope death is not imminent later.

Taking a deep breath, Sect Master Zhang was about to walk inside.

Suddenly, at this moment, Lingguan suddenly grabbed him.

Sect Master Zhang looked at Lingguan with some doubts and said, "What's wrong?"

Lingguan's lips trembled a few times, as if he wanted to say something, but couldn't.

Finally, Lingguan gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay. Master Zhang, please come."

Sect Master Zhang’s face almost wrinkled.

What is this!

You are really sick!

Each one of them looked like they were constipated.

Sect Master Zhang and Tang Ji walked in.

The spiritual officer outside let out another long sigh.

Jian Wu whispered: "What did you want to say just now?"

Lingguan shook his head and said, "You know what I want to say."

Jianwu said: "Then why didn't you say it?"

Lingguan said: "Because he is Zhang Laoba, he can't be stupider than me."

"That makes sense!"

Kengo nodded.

Now it depends on Zhang Laoba's decision.

When you enter, the first thing you see is a huge tree.

This tree looks like a giant tree that reaches the sky, but it also has golden threads and light, which is so dazzling.

Sect Master Zhang stood still in front of the tree and said loudly: "Lord, I am here. Lord, where are you?"

Staring at the tree, Master Zhang had long heard that the Lord had turned into a tree man, so there was no disrespect this time.

After waiting for a while, the tree in front of him didn't react at all, which made Sect Master Zhang a little confused.

"Lord? Lord, old guy?"

Sect Master Zhang stepped forward and knocked on the tree, but there was still no response.

This made Sect Master Zhang a little confused. Is the tree in front of him actually the Lord?

Tang Ji also stepped forward and looked at the tree and said, "Sect Master, is this the Lord?"

Sect Master Zhang shook his head and said: "I hope not. If so, it means..."

Speaking of this, Sect Leader Zhang paused for a moment.

Tang Ji said: "What does it mean? Master, don't scare me."

Sect Master Zhang continued: "It shows that the Lord's ability to plant trees is superb again."

Tang Ji was speechless.

After waiting for a while, the Lord was still missing.

However, Sect Master Zhang got a little impatient with waiting. He walked to the tree, looked around, and then broke off a piece of bark.

"Sect Master, what are you doing?"

Zhang Dazong said: "Get something to take back for study. Oh, for such a big tree, it won't be a big deal if I just do a little bit of it. Come on, Tang Ji, help me get some more branches and leaves."

"Isn't this good, Master!"

Tangji was a little embarrassed. He looked up at the tree that had broken out of the roof.

Zhang Dazong said loudly: "Get some and bring them back. Maybe one day we can plant such a big tree that reaches the sky. Think about it, by then, if you want to go to the Tianyu, you can go to the Tianyu..."

Tang Ji was moved, so he flew up and quickly gathered a handful of branches and leaves.

Don't tell me, it's really strong.

With Tang Ji's current strength, it's not easy to do something like this.

Sect Leader Zhang Da finally broke off a piece of bark.

Then I saw that this tree could actually ooze sap.

Quickly, Sect Master Zhang took out a small bottle and filled it with some.

Who knows what these things are used for, let’s get them done first.

After finishing it quickly, suddenly, the trees began to emit a hazy light.

Then, Sect Master Zhang and Tang Ji immediately stepped back and put away the "dirty items" just now.

"Zhang Laoba, you are finally here."

The tree in front of me finally grew a human face after a period of transformation.

The Lord's death-defying face caught the eyes of Sect Master Zhang.

"Lord!"

Sect Master Zhang's pupils shrank slightly.

Although he had already heard the news that the Lord had turned into a tree, when he actually saw it with his own eyes, Sect Master Zhang was still frightened.

How can he poop like this...

The Lord looked at Sect Master Zhang with emotionless eyes and said: "Zhang Laoba, you stabilized the situation when I was in seclusion and broke through. I am very satisfied. But you wavered again when I was about to become a god. I’m very dissatisfied. Tell me whether I should give you a reward or a punishment!”

Zhang Dazong said: "Why don't you let me go back and reflect on my mistakes? Oh, my Lord, I see that you have broken through, accomplished your magical power, and defeated the Human Emperor, I feel very at ease. I will go back to retreat and reflect on my mistakes. This time it was a mistake.”

As soon as he heard the Lord's unkind tone, Sect Master Zhang turned around and wanted to run away.

But the Lord did not let him go and said: "Stop."

The next moment, Sect Master Zhang and Tang Ji both saw the ground and walls around them, and suddenly countless roots surged out, surrounding them.

These terrifying roots looked like living creatures, and the sight of them made Sect Leader Zhang fearful.

The Lord continued: "Since you are here, then help me complete the last thing. At least half of the power of the palace is in your hands now. The Human Emperor is also gone, and the world is at your fingertips. Take over all the nations. , defeat the Wuji Alliance and Jie Palace, and make all humans loyal to me."

Zhang Dazong raised his hand and said: "It's easy to talk, easy to talk. Don't let this thing dangle in front of me, I look scared."

After hearing this, the Lord put away his roots and said, "You agreed?"

Sect Master Zhang said: "Can I refuse to agree?"

The Lord said: "Very good. You are indeed a person who understands current affairs. I did not misjudge you. Zhang Laoba, I promised you that you will be the successor of the shrine. This promise is still valid. Please help me After completing this last step, you will be the envoy of God below one person and above tens of thousands of people. The palace is yours and the world is yours."

"Sounds good. So what do you need me to do for you? Just defeat Zuo Qiu and the others?"

Sect Master Zhang felt something was deeply wrong.

The Lord said: "You need to help me accumulate strength. I need strength. The heaven is about to open. I need to swallow enough strength to ascend to the altar. There is only one step left, only this last step."

"Enough power?"

Sect Leader Zhang didn’t quite understand.

The Lord snorted softly, and then both Zhang Dazong and Tang Ji heard a huge earthquake on the ground.

The next moment, the ground collapsed, revealing a huge pit.

In the deep pit, the corpses of countless people were reflected in the eyes of Sect Leader Zhang Da.

Each one was drained of its strength and became part of the tree.

They look like human-shaped roots!

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