I am a weakling, but I am regarded as the supreme holy devil by the righteous people.

Daytime: I’ve been a little overweight lately.

The crotch of my pants rubs my thighs.

If I keep eating and drinking like crazy, I will become a dog!

…

Evening: Dogs have to eat too!

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1483 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

Master Yunshan's eyes gradually became sharper, and his waist began to straighten.

Lao Bald gradually realized something was wrong.

What's going on? Yun Fei in front of him looks like he wants to eat people.

Oops, what are you going to do?

Lao Bald only felt that his scalp was cold, which was a sign that something was going to happen, and it was also a hairless sadness.

"Yunfei, think about it carefully. This elder has other things to do, so take the first step!"

If something goes wrong, run away quickly.

Elder Bald doesn't know anything else, but he is first-class at escaping.

In the Tianmo Sect, it is impossible not to have a unique skill.

Unfortunately, although Elder Tu's response was quick, it was still too late.

The next moment, Master Yunshan's hand was directly on his neck.

Elder Bald almost immediately crushed something, forming a shield of light on his body.

This shield can block even masters of rank seven or above of the Hegemonic Realm for a moment, so it should be foolproof.

Unexpectedly, the flame in Master Yunshan's palm flashed away, breaking through his light shield.

He immediately squeezed the bald elder's neck so tightly that his bones seemed to make a cracking sound.

"Elder Bald, I'm sorry, but now I need your help."

Master Yunshan said in a cold voice.

What else could the elder Bald say after being controlled, he could only nod desperately.

Xiong Jier came forward and gave Lao Baldou a big slap in the face first, letting out a bad breath.

Then he looked at Yun Fei and said, "What should we do next?"

Master Yunshan glanced at Xiong Jier and said: "Sister Xiong, take his token and go out later, find a flying carriage, the fastest one, park it in the most conspicuous position on the main street outside, so that Answer me. Once I succeed, I will come to you immediately."

Xiong Jier nodded and said, "Okay."

After saying that, he took out the token from Elder Tu's body, turned around and left.

But when he reached the door, Xiong Jier realized what he was doing, turned around and asked, "You didn't mean to push me away, did you?"

Mr. Yunshan smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm not someone who wants to die. You have to believe me."

Xiong Jier nodded and then left.

Master Yunshan let out a long sigh when he heard the sound of Xiong Jier's footsteps disappearing completely.

The palm of his hand relaxed slightly, and Lao Bald was able to breathe, and said: "Succeeded? Yun Fei, you don't want to assassinate the sect leader, do you?"

Mr. Yunshan said: "Isn't it possible?"

The old bald man showed an expression that said, "You don't know whether to live or die."

With the current strength of the sect leader, if you can successfully assassinate me, I, Lao Baldou, will give you these few remaining hairs.

"Okay, okay, then as agreed, you will assassinate the sect leader, don't kill me."

The old bald man immediately gave up.

At this time, of course, it is still important to save your life.

As for the sect leader, what a joke.

Would the sect leader be afraid that a little Yun Fei would assassinate him?

A fart from the sect leader could kill him, okay?

Master Yunshan snorted coldly in his heart after listening to Old Bald's words.

Sure enough, these men of Zhang Laoba may seem loyal, but in fact, when it comes to life and death, they will betray each other and only care about themselves.

In a cold voice, Mr. Yunshan said: "Elder Bald, I don't have to kill you. But you have to help me next!"

…

night.

"Try harder, try harder, you haven't eaten yet. Use a little harder, move a little bigger, technique, technique, do you understand?"

Sect Leader Zhang Da was lying on the chair, comfortably enjoying the young woman's... massage on his legs.

That's right, the young woman is Xiao Longjun.

Ever since he watched Sect Master Zhang defeat the Lord, Xiao Longjun was completely convinced.

Even the master Huang was killed by Zhang Laoba. She is still alive now because Zhang Laoba showed mercy and his massage skills have improved.

Xiao Longjun now has no intention of resisting Sect Leader Zhang Da.

Everyone knows that with the current "ability" and power of Sect Master Zhang, killing her is really not a problem.

In addition, she had sacrificed her soul again, and Zhang Laoba also took her Dragon Abyss Egg, so she didn't have the ability to resist.

All he could do was pinch Zhang Laoba crazily to vent his bad breath.

Eat my eighteen claws!

"Cool!"

Sect Leader Zhang Da has a lot of fat now, which is why he is so tired.

After squeezing it, I fell asleep comfortably, snoring loudly.

Sometimes Xiao Longjun really wanted to poison Zhang Laoba when he wasn't paying attention, and in the end he had to spit some saliva into his food.

But it's a pity that she really doesn't have the courage.

Zhang Laoba looks like a pig, but is actually a monkey.

Unlike his old bald subordinate, who looks like a monkey but is actually not as good as a pig.

Who knows if Zhang Laoba secretly kept one eye open when he was sleeping.

Don't ask which eye it is. If you say Zhang Laoba can see people through his belly button, she will believe it.

Xiaolongjun is ready to withdraw. Today's "work" is over.

In fact, it is very easy to work under Zhang Laoba. In addition to pressing Zhang Laoba's legs and rubbing his back, he just ate and drank.

During this time, Xiao Longjun felt that he had gained a lot of weight and regained some strength.

Damn, the Lord's move is really too much.

The Lord himself is dead, but his "blood withdrawal" still cannot be lifted.

Xiao Longjun thought, maybe it was because of the power of the gods that he acted like this, otherwise he wouldn't be able to recover after so long.

Turning around and leaving, Xiao Longjun suddenly saw a figure sneaking out of Zhang Laoba's ring.

"Um?"

Watching with wide eyes, Xiao Longjun first saw a golden branch coming out and taking away an elbow, and then a small golden tree appeared completely. He looked around for a while, and then started to eat like crazy.

Well……

Isn't this Zhang Laoba's golden tree?

How can a tree be so edible? Could it be that he was possessed by Zhang Laoba?

Xiao Huang was eating when he suddenly saw Xiao Longjun with wide eyes next to him.

Xiao Huang quickly made a silence gesture, then stepped forward, secretly stuffed Xiao Longjun's elbow and said: "Don't make any noise. I woke up daddy, and we will both be ruined. Dad is petty!"

"Old~~Dad?"

Xiao Longjun's face was full of shock.

She looked at Xiao Huang and then at Zhang Laoba.

Countless dirty scenes suddenly appeared in my mind.

Zhang Laoba is actually the father of Golden Tree?

Who is the mother of the Golden Tree?

How did it happen?

Will this thing work?

Really rely on tree holes?

Others cannot imagine or accept it.

But Xiao Longjun came from the abyss, and he had really seen it before, and it was even more outrageous than this... Okay, she admitted that this was the most outrageous.

Zhang Laoba, Zhang Laoba.

No wonder there isn't even a witch around you.

I originally thought you were a strange flower among demon cultivators, yet you kept yourself clean.

What I didn’t expect is that you are the one having the most fun!