I am a weakling, but I am regarded as the supreme holy devil by the righteous people.

Every time you swear to lose weight, you have to say it out loud.

Not that he seemed determined.

Mainly for...

It's just a matter of frightening this body of flesh.

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 3723 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

It's late at night and people are not quiet.

Other sects pay attention to silence at night.

Practice when you should practice, sleep when you should sleep, patrol when you should patrol, find a wife when you should, ahem...

But in Tianmo Sect, it’s a lively night.

Those who play mahjong, those who fight martial arts, those who refine corpses, and those who gamble.

There are even late-night snacks!

It turns out that when I was in my hometown, there were those night owl demon cultivators who howled like wild cats.

Now there are more demon cultivators under his command, and the ghosts are screaming one after another.

If it weren't for Zhang Dazong's repeated orders to catch the ghosts and chop them up and feed them to water unicorns, these guys would be able to howl until dawn.

But even after giving the order, "meow" sounds could be heard from time to time all around.

If you can't meow like a ghost, just meow like a cat, and meow, meow, meow.

Do I have to act coquettishly and smell your scent once in a while?

One day he was caught by the sect leader, and he was completely dead.

In addition to the screaming ghosts, there are also those wandering around.

It's just a guard, the key is some magic cultivation, he travels at night!

He raised his toes and wandered around in his sleep.

It is said that this is a popular practice method among demonic cultivators recently. It is said that it absorbs the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and moon.

It scared the sect leader several times during this period.

It's not that being ugly scares the sect leader.

What a joke, Sect Leader Zhang has seen more ugly people than he has eaten in these years. If you want to scare this sect leader, you have to be ugly to a certain level.

The main thing is, if you just go out for a night walk, why would you sleep naked?

You are very brave!

I'm not afraid of the scolding of these ghosts from the sect. I'm looking for you to show off, right?

There are really more and more perverts in the sect now!

The sect leader's solution to this problem was that whoever dared to go out for night walks would be locked in a latrine and let him suck it off.

Solve the problem in one go!

"How much fat is there when drinking and singing? For example, there is still not enough fat on the elbow!"

Outside the kitchen, Sect Master Zhang Da swayed over, and it was time for the much-loved midnight snack again.

You can go to bed later (because you have slept enough during the day), but you can only have a midnight snack once a day.

Which one is more important and precious? Needless to say?

Open up!

Serve!

For late-night snacks, I usually eat something simple.

First serve eight dishes of four cold and four hot dishes to warm up your stomach.

Then there are sixteen large dishes and thirty-two small dishes.

At the end of the day, if you have some drinks, you won’t be able to count the melons and fruits.

After sitting down, Zhang Dazong rubbed his belly and prepared to eat. He threw a piece of meat to the water unicorn outside the pavilion.

Yang Shuo, who was following Sect Master Zhang, stood quietly aside, looking at the water unicorn and admiring it.

To be honest, even if he sees this water unicorn every day recently, Yang Shuo still feels magical.

This is actually a monster!

How did it develop like this? It couldn't have also learned the master's demon-devouring technique.

Tsk tsk tsk, what kind of beast does someone raise?

"Yang Shuo, sit down and let's eat together. Did the cook who made Huxi vinegar fish for me yesterday deduct the money? Yes, that's it!"

Yang Shuo smiled and said: "Sect Master, you may not be able to eat that dish."

"What the hell? There are also dishes that this sect master won't eat? Can it transform or what?"

"That's not true. It is said that to eat this dish, you have to be close to the water, look at the river, watch the sky and the earth without people, slowly take a chopstick and taste it carefully."

"Oh, what then?"

"Then you can quickly throw the cook and vegetables into the water."

Sect Master Zhang Dada patted his belly and laughed out loud.

Yang Shuo also sat down slowly. It was a good time to eat and drink with the sect master like this.

The only pity is that when the sect leader is doing important things, he is not around.

Damn it, it's all cheap for that old bald man.

Let him become a legend following the sect master. Elder Bald is famous all over the world, and people are simply jealous to death.

Alas, now that all nations have been unified, the world has returned to its lord.

It is really difficult for him to defeat Elder Tu in terms of reputation and career.

Because there is no chance!

Yang Shuo looked a little unwilling. If he had known that the sect master was doing such a big thing here, he would have had to row over even if he had to get a wooden basin and two rolling pins.

Seeing that Yang Shuo was still looking a little sad, Sect Master Zhang couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong? Has someone offended you, Elder Yang?"

Hearing the words "Great Elder", Yang Shuo perked up and said with a smile, "That's not the case. As long as you are here, the sect leader, no one dares to come to trouble us."

Zhang Dazong said: "This is wrong. Isn't it just today that the old man was beaten? I heard that he was beaten badly. Have you gone to see it?"

Yang Shuo just wanted to laugh, but he immediately held back and said with a "sad" expression: "I've seen it, the injury is not serious. I originally planned to let Wuxing Dan show it to him. But the gang under Elder Tu didn't do anything at all. If they didn’t believe in Wuxian Dan and said that Wuxian Dan would take advantage of Elder Tu, they took Elder Tu out of the mansion and went to find that stupid devil doctor.”

Sect Master Zhang nodded and said: "You can do it even if you're a fool. Who beat the old bald man? Have you caught him?"

Yang Shuo shook his head and said: "I don't know. They are still being arrested! But it shouldn't be possible to escape. The shoe prints on Elder Bald's forehead are too clear. You can find them by comparing them. Now I have some guesses."

"That's good! Find some and catch them, lest the old bald man wakes up and screams again."

Sect Master Zhang did not take it seriously.

This happens more often in my hometown. For example, Lao Li doesn't come here once or twice a year.

The worst time was when Lao Li had dozens of transparent holes all over his body. He even said that he was going to stab someone else's girl, but he ended up being stabbed even worse.

Yang Shuo said softly: "Sect Master, do you want to go to the shrine for a walk recently? Wait for me to conduct a thorough investigation here."

Zhang Dazong waved his hands and said: "No need, the shrine is very boring, there is no fireworks at all. They worship gods every day, like flies. When they see this sect leader, they kowtow like garlic and can't say anything. I understand, I won’t go.”

Yang Shuo smiled in his heart. Sure enough, the sect master was still a big devil at heart. He could only feel comfortable in the Demon Sect.

There is no need to mention this matter again. With the sect leader’s abilities, anyone who dares to assassinate the sect leader is really asking for trouble.

The food arrived quickly. Sect Leader Zhang was about to start eating. He rolled up his sleeves and asked, "You just said you had a guess. Who do you guess did it?"

Yang Shuo replied: "There are only a few people in the sect who dare to beat Elder Tu. My guess is that Elder Tu must have deprived Xiao Longjun of food again, so he was beaten by Xiao Longjun."

"Oh, Mr. Xiaolong."

Sect Master Zhang nodded and raised an elbow.

Just as he was about to eat, Sect Master Zhang suddenly reacted.

"Who? Who did you come to just now? Mr. Long?"