I Am the President of the University

Li Chao is a Ph.D. in biology. After graduation, he worked as a lecturer in a good local university in Rongcheng. He also set up a popular science account through Douyin after class. Now it has reached more than 20 million likes and 950,000 fans.

The main business is a university teacher, and the salary is not high, but it is decent to talk about it; as for the side business Douyin blogger, relying on millions of fans to post a few advertisements a month can also make a lot of money.

There is a house, a car, a wife and children, and it seems to be very happy.

But he was in a bad mood recently.

The university he worked for had a bonus for publishing papers before, and after two years of hard work, he finally issued an SCI paper with an impact factor of 6.2 points. As a result, the school's paper bonus was cancelled, and only a little symbolic comfort money was given.

This pissed him off!

Nowadays, colleges and universities like to talk about "getting promoted or leaving", and they have set a lot of assessment requirements for the green peppers. It used to be fine, at least there is a bonus when you publish SCI papers, but now you are required to publish papers, but there is no money take.

In addition, his Douyin account has become more homogenized because of the recent videos, and the number of fans not only did not increase, but also fell by tens of thousands.

The combination of the two things made him feel particularly bad.

Seeing this new document of Guanghua University in front of him, a layer of haze quietly shrouded Li Chao's face.

"Isn't Guanghua a broken private university, it's amazing to be rich?!"

Li Chao is very upset. If his SCI paper is published in Guanghua University, according to the IF score of 10 points, it will also have a bonus income of 60,000 yuan!

However, the 60,000 yuan had nothing to do with him.

He didn't have this fate, but others did!

It is impossible for him to give up his teaching position in a public university to go to Guanghua University, but other people will definitely be moved.

"Why do we have no bonus for publishing papers, so they can?!"

"I disagree!"

The bloodshot of Li Chao's eyeballs began to spread, and he clenched his teeth tightly. Because of the strong friction of his upper and lower teeth, he also made a "Zizi" sound.

"This dissertation award program of Guanghua University cannot be carried out!" He took a deep breath, his chest heaving up and down, his face was exaggerated, and his voice almost roared out.

He doesn't have a thesis bonus, why should others have it? !

"We must find a way to stink Guanghua University!"

At this time, Li Chao had a flash of inspiration, thinking of his own Douyin account with nearly a million fans, and a perverted smile gradually appeared on his face.

"Have it!"

Although it is night now, Li Chao does not feel sleepy at all. In response to the announcement just released by Guanghua University, Li Chao wrote a copywriting manuscript very energetically.

Looking at the few pages of text on the computer screen, Li Chao nodded with satisfaction.

Then I adjusted the camera, and after changing into another outfit, I was sitting in front of the camera and started video recording.

"A 2 million yuan bonus for a paper? Huaxia academia will be ruined by this new measure of Guanghua University!"

...

the next morning.

After a night of fermentation, Guanghua University's new document on the dissertation award program is on fire!

Many Weibo and Douyin bloggers have taken action one after another. In this traffic storm, it can be regarded as a lot of food.

Among them, the video with 1.971 million likes is particularly eye-catching, and it is definitely the first step in the lead among the videos.

"Put a big hat on, these people really value our Guanghua University!"

Chen Hao looked at the ID name "Mr. Li's Science Daily" at the bottom left of the video, his eyes narrowed slightly.

Deng Hui, who was on the side, couldn't laugh, but said anxiously: "Principal, how can you laugh, now netizens are accusing us of Guanghua, what can we do?!"

"Why can't you laugh? It's just a clown jumping on the beam, don't panic." Chen Hao chuckled, but his face didn't look angry, "Besides, netizens understand academics? They know shit!"

"The response is definitely a response, and I will come here in person."

Come in person?

Deng Hui was stunned for a moment and asked hesitantly, "Principal, how are you going to respond?"

"Didn't he send a video to attack us? Then I'll send a video to respond."

Chen Hao said and started to drive Deng Hui out, "Okay, I'll take care of this matter. As for Vice Principal Zheng, you can also convey it, so that the school does not move here."

"Uh, okay, Principal." Deng Hui's mouth twitched, and she always had an ominous premonition in her heart, but she was only a subordinate, and she needed to obey orders.

After Deng Hui went down, Chen Hao's eyes flashed coldly.

"Although you are a clown, you have successfully angered me." Chen Hao said lightly.

This 13-minute video is mainly aimed at secretly changing the concept of the content released by Guanghua University to smear and smear.

Anyway, after reading it without thinking, it seems that the academic world of Huaxia is like a blank piece of paper, which will be dyed black by the ink of Guanghua University.

Opening the comment area, some netizens in the front row who have been praised are also very funny.

"Thanks to the fact that I used to admire the president of Guanghua University, Chen Hao, but now I am disgusted to death??! The country is canceling this, and Guanghua University is doing the opposite? Beautiful country!"

"I'm convinced too, a paper is 2 million yuan? With such a high bonus, which scientist can stick to his heart? No wonder there are so many academic corruption and fake papers in our country, all of which are caused by this behavior of Guanghua University! We must boycott Guanghua University!"

"As the old saying goes, private universities are all garbage! If such a high bonus is published a month, wouldn't it be possible to earn more than 20 million in bonuses in a year? Tsk tsk, no wonder you are now a Ph.D. student. There are so many people, it really makes money~”

"Guanghua University is simply a black sheep, it's best to close down tomorrow!"

The comments are not all brainless netizens who are rhythmized by bloggers. There are also some brainy comments, but there are few and no one cares.

Looking at these, Chen Hao was really snorted coldly.

"These netizens are really interesting. On the one hand, they hate the country for not attaching importance to scientific research, and scientists stay abroad for high salaries and do not return to the country; on the other hand, the country pays and subsidizes it well, and then begins to scold the country for academic corruption."

"To put it bluntly, it is pink eye disease. If you can't see others living better than you, scientists should be poor?"

Many netizens think that the person who engages in scientific research is this image: disheveled hair, unruly clothes, eyes that see through everything, entering the laboratory in winter and leaving the laboratory in summer, with a thin and inhuman appearance.

2 million yuan for a paper?

How does this work? !

Isn't that insulting scientists? !

How can such a sacred thing as scientific research be measured by money? Giving scientists money is a smear campaign!

A star spent 200 million for a wedding, and even more, there is a reward of 1 million to find a dog.

But the scientist got a bonus of 2 million yuan, which is like blowing up the ancestral graves of netizens.

Corruption must be academic corruption!

How can scientists be rich?

The more he thought about it, the more angry Chen Hao became. Anyway, he was not afraid that these netizens would spray him.

I made a good draft in my heart and recorded a response directly with my mobile phone and posted it on Douyin.

The title is called: Should scientists be poor for the rest of their lives?