I Became A Mighty Lion

"Come on -"

The orcs waved their weapons and roared to rush in from the cell door.

As a result, there was a loud bang, and a terrifying black mist suddenly filled the entire cell, and was quickly spreading outside!

The orcs instantly felt darkness in front of them and lost their vision.

At the same time, a terrifying stench that could be described as stinking to heaven suddenly penetrated into their nostrils like a devil, entered their stomachs, and began to tear and tumble with claws and claws!

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

The ferocious orcs suddenly bent down and vomited wildly!

"Fuck you! It smells worse than my shit! Ugh—"

Two of the orcs who rushed forward were knocked unconscious by the terrible stinky fart, and before they fell to the ground, a sword pierced their throats!

But their mouths were not only spitting blood, but also the contents of their stomachs. Before they died, they even lay on the ground and vomited!

The entire cell was instantly flooded by black mist!

More than fifty orcs, as well as the descendant of the orc named Luo Li, were trapped in the billowing black fog, and they were confused about their direction.

"Hold the door and don't let them escape! Ugh——"

Luo Li held the sword in her hand and shouted loudly. As soon as she finished shouting, she immediately bent over and vomited.

"Cover your nose! Hold your breath! Ugh—"

"Block the door, be careful of sneak attacks! Ugh——"

The orcs, who were still confident of victory just now, suddenly became confused. They covered their noses and held their breath while waving their weapons randomly at the door of the cell. Some orcs ran to the heavy wooden door on the outside. , guarding there to prevent the Elf Queen from escaping in the chaos.

In the cell, Lan Nixi also covered her nose and huddled in the corner, confused about her direction.

Chu Xiaoye held the sword,

Standing guard at the door of the cell, with a strange light shining in his eyes, he could clearly see every move of the orcs outside.

"Uh-huh!"

He thrust his sword forward suddenly, and it just hit an orc in the stomach.

The orc immediately let out a shrill scream, and while retreating in horror, he waved the big knife in his hand and slashed the thigh of an orc next to him.

The orc screamed, hurriedly waved the mace in his hand, roared and smashed it, smashing the brains of the orc who was struck by the sword, and he fell to the ground.

The other orcs became even more panicked and began to wave their weapons desperately.

Suddenly, the cell was filled with panicked roars and the whistling of weapons being brandished.

However, they quickly reacted, immediately held their breath, and began to retreat toward the outside against the walls and other cells. The weapons in their hands continued to wave in the narrow passage, and soon they exited the range shrouded in black mist.

"Everyone, guard this place! Don't let that stinky little bastard escape!"

"Damn Xipi! When I catch that little bastard, I will use this mace to poke his asshole! Ugh——"

"What a fucking stinker! Could it be that he was reincarnated as a skunk?"

"Fart! You are insulting the skunk! The stench of a skunk is not one ten thousandth of that of this little bastard! Ugh——"

The orcs stood outside the black smoke, cursing and continuing to vomit.

Fortunately, the ventilation conditions of this cell were good, and the black smoke did not continue to spread outwards.

However, it seemed that it would not dissipate for a while, and the "puff" sound continued to come from the cell.

"Damn! I suspect that little bastard is made entirely of stinky farts! How can there be so many?"

"Damn it! I have a shadow on all the elves now! Ugh——"

Luo Li, who retreated to a distance, shouted with a gloomy face: "Keep the door safe and don't let anyone in! I don't believe that his farts can last a day and a night! As long as we catch the queen, we can definitely get out of here! "

Sure enough, just a few minutes after she finished speaking, the black smoke that enveloped the cells and corridors began to gradually dissipate.

And there was no more farting sound in that cell.

"Hahahaha! That little bastard has finally finished farting! Come on!"

When almost all the black smoke dissipated, the orcs immediately raised their weapons and rushed towards the cell, cursing incessantly!

"You little bastard! I want your life!"

"I'll smash your asshole! You'll never be able to fart!"

"boom--"

Unexpectedly, as soon as they rushed to the door of the cell, there was another terrible rumbling sound inside, and then, an even more terrifying black mist swept towards them like a hurricane, blowing away the few orcs at the front. His face trembled and his hair danced wildly!

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

The murderous orcs immediately vomited and fled again!

When they escaped from the black smoke, they vomited and cursed angrily.

Even Luo Li, the descendant of orcs and elves, couldn't help but curse.

Elf Queen Lannixi, who was hiding in the corner of the cell, could hardly hold it in. She wanted to breathe, but was so frightened by the black smoke that tears flowed down her face. She didn't even dare to open her mouth. Her face suddenly turned red from holding back, and she could hardly breathe. asphyxia.

"Ye, save me..."

She held her breath, closed her mouth tightly, and let out a weak and pitiful cry for help.

Chu Xiaoye held the sword, retreated to her side, put his clothes on her face, and said: "Your Majesty, cover your nose with your clothes to breathe."

Obviously, until now, he still doesn't know how smelly his fart is. Even if he covers it with clothes, he can't filter out those terrible black particles.

Those particulate matter are like billions of densely packed small reptiles, penetrating into every hole and burrowing into every crack. How can mere clothes resist it?

The queen covered her nose with his clothes and tried to breathe fearfully. Her face suddenly changed drastically, her stomach turned, and she almost vomited. Fortunately, she had experienced it before, and she hurriedly held her breath again, suppressing the urge to vomit.

"How could this guy fart such a smelly thing?"

The queen was also complaining secretly in her heart.

"Damn it! Why isn't that little bastard finished yet?"

"Can't you fucking afford to lose?"

"How many years of eating shit do you have to have so many stinky farts!"

The curses of the orcs made the whole cell buzz.

At this moment, hurried footsteps suddenly sounded outside the heavy wooden door, and then, heavy objects began to hit it.

"The elves' guards are here! Everyone, stay safe!"

Luo Li hurriedly led more orcs to guard the door. At the same time, she ordered other orcs to continue to find a way to get over and catch the queen.

Only by catching the queen can they hold her hostage and leave here alive!

"Everyone take a deep breath first, then hold your breath, and rush in after me! You must chop that little bastard into pieces!"

One of the tall orcs shouted, immediately raised his weapon and rushed in first.

Seeing that their companions were so brave, the other orcs dared to hesitate when they saw that the elf guards outside would soon break through the door. They immediately roared, held their breath, and rushed into the black mist.

"Come into the cell and chop that little bastard to death!"

"It's best to chop his anus to pieces first, or block it with a mace to prevent him from spitting out more stinky farts before he dies!"

"But we can't see it! If the Elf Queen is hacked to death, wouldn't it be the end of the game?"

"Idiot! We can't stand the stinking discoloration of the world, let alone the elf queen. I'm afraid the elf has fainted and fallen to the ground!"

"Yes! Let's just rush in and chop around, and we can definitely chop that smelly little bastard into pieces!"

"Charge! Charge bravely! For life! For the Elf Queen! Charge!"

"boom--"

As soon as they rushed to the door, another terrifying black mist sprayed out and hit them directly in front of the door!

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

"Hey, I'm not breathing at all, how come this fart can get in by itself? This is unscientific! Ugh--"

The orcs immediately doubled over and began to vomit.

At this time, something even more terrifying was happening in the cell.

Chu Xiaoye was molested.

What's even more terrifying is that he is naked.

Whenever he farts, he turns into a lion, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fart at all. But every time he farts, he immediately transforms back into an elf, holding a sword and guarding the door.

At this time, the Elf Queen, who could no longer hold her breath, pulled him into her arms the moment he turned back into an Elf, returned to her domineering queen state, and kissed him suddenly on the lips. , the kiss made him unable to breathe and his face turned red.

"Rush! Keep charging! Hack that little bastard to death!"

"We can't wait any longer! It's just a stinky fart! We are not even afraid of death, so why are we afraid of a mere stinky fart? Ugh——"

The orcs began to charge again.

Chu Xiaoye pushed the queen away, raised the sword in his hand, and stabbed at the cell door, directly into the eye of the first orc.

"ah--"

The orc screamed, opened his mouth wide, and suddenly inhaled more black smoke. He suddenly sat on the ground, covering his eyes and screaming while vomiting.

Other orcs immediately swarmed in and rushed into the cell.

Chu Xiaoye occupied the position at the door and stabbed quickly with the sword in his hand, accurately piercing the body of the orcs every time. However, although the orcs were holding weapons, they could not see him at all.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"

Chu Xiaoye waved his sword and brutally slaughtered in the thick black mist.

The door of the cell was soon filled with corpses of orcs.

The orc behind him tripped to the ground and was stabbed in the throat before he could get up.

The originally narrow cell door was now blocked by the corpses of orcs, making it even more difficult for other orcs to enter.

They couldn't see at all and could only rely on their feelings to wave the weapons in their hands and move forward step by step. However, every time they moved to the door of the cell, they would be stabbed in the life gate and fall down.

In a matter of seconds, more than twenty orcs fell at the cell door and in the corridor outside.

Chu Xiaoye gradually became more courageous. He took the sword directly and walked out of the cell. Under the cover of black smoke, he chopped and stabbed. In a short time, he killed all the orcs who rushed into the black mist.

At this time, he really couldn't fart anymore.

I haven't eaten much meat recently, so I don't fart too much. After this time, I will probably have to recuperate for a few days before I have any more smelly farts.

The black smoke began to dissipate, and the ground was covered with corpses.

The orcs guarding the gate had heard the curses and roars of their companions in the black mist a moment ago, but at this moment they could no longer hear any sounds.

At this time, the impact outside became more and more violent.

The entire wooden door shook violently and made a sound about to burst.

The orcs panicked.

Luo Li raised the sword in her hand and said loudly: "Everyone, come with me, rush into the cell and capture the queen! This is our last chance!"

So, all the orcs roared and risked their lives.

If he didn't fight hard at this time, he would never have a chance again after the elf guards broke through the door.

Coincidentally, the black smoke that enveloped the corridors and cells began to dissipate quickly and became weaker and weaker. They could already vaguely see the things inside, and, spitting and spitting, they were overwhelmed by this terrible stench. It seems that I have some immunity to the smell and doesn't feel too smelly.

"Come in! Kill that little bastard! Capture the Elf Queen!"

The remaining orcs, following Luo Li, roared into the black mist that was about to dissipate, and rushed towards the cell.

"boom!"

At this moment, the heavy wooden door finally broke open!

Willis dragged the giant sword with both hands, her silver hair flying, her face cold and anxious, and ran in quickly.

Princess Anne rushed in immediately with her elf guards.

At this time, Luo Li had already led the orcs to the cell door and was about to rush in desperately.

As long as they rush in and hold the Queen hostage, there is still hope!

However, they were suddenly stunned!

The cell was filled with corpses, and the door was piled high with the corpses of their partners. They all died in miserable conditions, with large puddles of vomit remaining on the corners of their mouths and chests.

"Quickly go in and look for it!"

Luo Li kicked the body at the door and shouted urgently.

However, the small cell was already filled with tall and strong corpses of orcs, and no one could get in at the door. Even though she kicked out with all her strength, the corpse still occupied the door. position, squeezing other corpses around, motionless.

Moreover, the corpse's eyes were wide open and the corners of its mouth were full of filth, as if it was laughing at her.

"Fuck you!"

This girl, who was originally a beautiful elf, suddenly shed tears, broke down and cursed.

This was the first time she had seen such despicable and shameless dark methods that made her despair!

"Uh-huh!"

At this time, the giant sword girl Lolita was already waving the giant sword in her hand, whirling and roaring like a whirlwind!

Her petite and exquisite body had become one with the giant sword in her hand. The narrow passage was almost entirely filled with the light of her rapidly flying sword. "Swish, swish, swish!", the heads of several orcs fell directly to the ground. on the ground.

The little Lolita with the giant sword suddenly jumped up, swung her sword, and spun rapidly in mid-air, like a crazy rotating propeller, whizzing towards those tall orcs!

As soon as the orcs raised their weapons, the weapons broke in half, and then their heads fell to the ground.

"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

At this time, Denise and Mayfair's arrows also shot quickly.

Anne came with her elf guards and killed them too.

The orcs were finally desperate and had no choice but to wave their weapons and make a last desperate struggle.

But the girl named Luo Li seemed to be completely mad. While kicking the corpses stacked at the door with her feet, she waved the sword in her hand, slashed wildly, and screamed with tears. : "Little bastard! Come out! Come out! Let me chop you to death!"

"call out!"

Denise's arrow penetrated directly through her slender neck!

Luo Li froze on the spot, the sword in her hand slowly dropped, she turned her head tremblingly, looked at the familiar elf girls in front of her, and said with tears on her face: "Devil... you took in a devil..."

After saying that, he leaned up and fell straight to the ground, completely dead.

Soon, all the orcs were killed, leaving no one alive.

Willis's whole body was covered with blood. She stood at the door of the cell, looking at the corpses piled in the cell with a pale face.

"Sister! Night!"

Princess Anne shouted with a cry, looking at the horrific corpses in the cell with horrified eyes.

Catherine also stood at the door of the cell, eager to get in, but the corpse blocked the way and she couldn't get in at all.

"Help!"

Suddenly, Chu Xiaoye's cry for help came from inside: "If you don't save us, I will be crushed!"

The trembling tears in Willis's eyes suddenly stopped.

Immediately, she dropped the sword in her hand and quickly dragged the body outside the door.

Anne, Denise, and Faile all rushed to help.

Soon, the orc corpses that filled the entire cell were cleared out.

Only then did they see the two familiar figures huddled in the corner, almost crushed into a ball and merged into one.

And their noble queen was holding the boy who was calling for help tightly in her arms, and the boy was naked and not even a hair on his body!

"Your Majesty, are you okay?"

The little Lolita with the giant sword was the first to rush forward, grabbed Chu Xiaoye's arm, roughly pulled him up, threw him to the ground, and then anxiously helped his queen up.

"Clothes! Where are my clothes!"

Chu Xiaoye found that his clothes were missing. It was probably that when they moved the orc's body just now, they also moved his clothes out.

"It doesn't matter whether you're wearing it or not! Who wants to look at you, a dwarf!"

Seeing that the Queen was fine, the little Lolita Jusword finally breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the tears from her eyes, and said angrily.

At this time, I almost lost my life, but I am still thinking about clothes!

"You're watching! Everyone is watching!"

Chu Xiaoye squatted on the ground, protecting his vitals, pointing at her, then at Denise, Mayfair, Annie, and the other wide-eyed elf girls outside the cell.

"Ouch——"

At this moment, Catherine suddenly jumped up and threw herself into his arms.

This little lioness must have been frightened just now.

At this moment, Chu Xiaoye suddenly remembered that he could become a lion.

"I change!"

He shouted loudly, but his body did not change.

At the same time, he felt sore all over and extremely tired.

"It's over! Could it be that the fart is empty and there is no energy left?"

Chu Xiaoye screamed inwardly, and at the same time, he seemed to suddenly discover a terrible fact. Those stinky farts were probably not exhaust gas, but some kind of energy in his body - a powerful energy that could allow him to change between lion and elf states at will!

"Hey, why hasn't it changed? Maybe you think we haven't seen enough?"

The giant sword girl looked at him in surprise and laughed.

The queen quickly took off her robe, put it on him, helped him up personally, looked at him with complicated eyes and said: "Ye, you saved my life again. However, I want to know, your In the body, what is there..."

"Sorry! Your Majesty, I have no comment!"

Chu Xiaoye knew what she wanted to ask and refused immediately before she finished speaking.

Don’t you just want to ask, “How much fart is in your body?”

He certainly won't answer!

Who would expose their bottom line easily?

Unless you are a fool!

"Okay, then I won't ask."

Lan Nixi looked at the girl lying at the door with a sharp arrow stuck in her neck. There was a hint of sadness on her face.

"Your Majesty, Lord Ye, Lord Luo Li has rebelled. There are so many orcs, how can you be okay?"

Feier couldn't help but ask, and then suddenly fanned the air in front of her nose with her hand, frowning, and said with a look of disgust: "When I just came in, I smelled a foul smell and almost vomited. It's the orcs who have been here for many days." Doesn’t it smell like taking a shower?”

Chu Xiaoye: "..."

The expression on Lan Nixi's face froze, she glanced at him and said vaguely: "Should, maybe, probably, right."

Willis looked suspicious and asked: "Your Majesty, this cell is filled with corpses of orcs. Did you kill them all? With my swordsmanship, in such a narrow place, with so many orcs, I’m afraid that’s not possible either. How on earth did you do it?”

Little Loli with the giant sword was very curious. She wanted to know what method they used to kill so many orcs, and they still had time and opportunity to use the corpses of these orcs as protective shields to fill the cell. of.

When Lan Nixi was about to speak, Chu Xiaoye quickly urged: "Stop being so nagging! Get out! Standing here, looking at these corpses and smelling the blood, don't you feel disgusted?"

After saying that, he immediately took Catherine out of the cell.

Lan Nixi quickly followed behind and said to the elf guards: "Clean up the cell, then seal the entrance and don't let anyone in."

Suddenly, she thought of Nalia in the back mountain.

"Nalia!"

The queen's expression changed and she hurriedly said: "Quick! Follow me to the back mountain!"

Chu Xiaoye had no choice but to put on the robe that was dragging on the ground, hold the sword, and follow them.

However, just after running out of the cell, an elf girl with beautiful blond hair hurried over with two elf guards. After seeing the queen, she breathed a sigh of relief and said happily: "Your Majesty, fortunately you are fine."

After Lan Nixi saw her, her ugly face recovered a little, and she quickly said: "Maina, are you okay? How is Nalia?"

The blond girl replied: "Your Majesty, we are all fine, and Princess Nalia is also fine. Those dozen orcs were all wiped out. Princess Nalia asked me to come and see you. As long as you are okay."

Lan Nixi finally put her mind down and said, "Maina, let's go see Nalia. It just so happens that I'm going to take Ye with me to see her."

Maina quickly said: "Your Majesty, Princess Nalia said that if Your Majesty is safe and sound, there is no need to meet again. And..."

The blond girl looked at Chu Xiaoye, who was wearing a robe next to her, and whispered: "Princess Naliya said that she doesn't want to see outsiders yet."

Lan Nixi frowned and said: "Ye is not an outsider, he is the benefactor of my Elf clan and a member of my Elf clan. Maina, you should have told Nalia, right?"

Maina lowered her head and said, "Yes, Your Majesty, I told the princess everything. However, the princess still doesn't want to see Lord Ye."

Then she looked at Chu Xiaoye and said, "I'm sorry, Lord Ye."

Chu Xiaoye looked indifferent and said with a smile: "Miss Maina, you must have told Princess Nalia about the rumors about me and the queen in the Elf City these days, right? The princess hates me, of course, I won't care. "

Maina had an embarrassed look on her face and said nothing.

Lan Nixi sighed and said: "Okay, Maina, you go back and protect Nalia. Also, tell her that I will be leaving in a few days. I hope I can meet her before I leave." Meet her."

Maina lowered her head and said, "Okay, Your Majesty, I will definitely tell the princess."

After saying that, he bowed and left with two guards.

Lan Nixi spread her hands towards Chu Xiaoye and said with a helpless expression: "That's how Naliya is. Even if it's a battle with the orcs, a moment of life and death for the elves, she won't come out until the last moment. I've always said I can't even understand her. Ye, just like I can't understand you. Your fart..."

"Hey, hey, hey! Your Majesty, you said it well, why is the building crooked again?"

Chu Xiaoye quickly interrupted him and said unhappily: "If your Majesty still remembers my life-saving grace just now, don't mention that matter again in the future."

Although stinking is a skill that he relies on for survival, it is undeniable that this skill really makes him unable to hold his head high.

Lan Nixi smiled and said, "Okay, I'll never mention it again."

Then he raised his hand and helped him pull the robe on his chest. He frowned suddenly, with a somewhat painful expression on his face and said, "The wound hurts again. Maybe it was because I was squeezed by you in the cell just now." Pressed.”

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes immediately turned over.

Chu Xiaoye quickly corrected him: "Your Majesty, don't talk nonsense, it was obviously squeezed by the orc's body. I was just relatively close to you and had no choice but to press on you, and it was you who pulled me over."

Lan Nixi smiled openly, held his hand and said: "Ye, don't be nervous, I don't want to blame you. I just feel that the wound is very painful. We should seize the time to treat the wound so that we can set off quickly. do you think so?"

Chu Xiaoye looked up at the sky.

The sun sets, the silver moon rises, and the stars fill the sky like night lights.

The queen has a lot of tricks!

"Gu..."

At this moment, his stomach let out a hungry whine.

Lan Nixi said quickly: "Ye, are you hungry? I will take you to take a bath first, change into clean clothes, and then we will eat together."

The two of them had just been huddled together with the corpses of the orcs. They were covered in blood and the smell was very unpleasant.

Moreover, the queen felt that the terrible stench must still remain in her clothes and hair, and she had to take a good bath to feel at ease.

When Chu Xiaoye saw her looking at him with watery eyes, he suddenly remembered the kiss from the overbearing queen just now in the cell. His heart suddenly trembled, and he quickly said: "Your Majesty, please respect yourself. I can take a bath alone, no." Too used to washing with others.”

The expression on Lan Nixi's face froze and she couldn't help but laugh: "Ye, what I mean is that I will take you to take a bath in the palace bathhouse. There is a men's bathhouse there. I will go back to my room to wash."

Okay, it was a misunderstanding.

Chu Xiaoye was naked and covered in blood just now, but now she felt really uncomfortable. She quickly urged: "Your Majesty, let's go quickly. I'm itchy all over now, and I'm also very hungry."

He was a little strange. When he lived as a lion in the grassland, he not only didn't hate blood, but also liked it very much. Even if his fur was stained with blood, he wouldn't care.

But now, I feel particularly uncomfortable.

It seems that the bodies of lions and elves not only have different energies in their bodies, but also have different feelings.

After transforming into an elf, he couldn't fart, which was something he regretted quite a lot.

Otherwise, when he is fighting an enemy with a sword in his hand, he can take advantage of him and suddenly kill him with a single blow!

Lan Nixi took him into the palace, turned left and right, walked through the corridor, and came to a bathhouse that was not spacious. It was filled with mist, but there was no one there.

It is said to be a bathhouse, but it is actually a pool filled with hot water.

"There are hot springs underground. The water here circulates all the time. It is very clean and very warm. You can jump directly in at night. But it is a bit deep. I don't know if you can swim."

Lan Nixi stood in front of the pool and looked at her with burning eyes.

Chu Xiaoye also looked at her and said seriously: "Your Majesty hasn't left yet. Could it be that you are waiting for me to invite you to stay and take a bath together?"

Lan Nixi was stunned for a moment, with two blushes on her cheeks. She looked at him with watery eyes and said: "This... this is not good. After all, this is a men's bathhouse..."

"It's not good, why don't you leave?"

Seeing that she didn't understand her expression at all, Chu Xiaoye started to chase people away without any courtesy.

He felt really uncomfortable, especially when he thought of the hideous faces and ugly bodies of the orcs.

This blood might be poisonous!

He couldn't wait any longer, so he put on the queen's robe, jumped suddenly, and jumped into the pool with a "pop" sound, making a high splash of water and spraying the queen in the face.

He took off his robe in the water, swam to the shore, handed it to the Queen, and said, "Your Majesty, if you really don't want to leave, you can stay and rub my back."

"presumptuous!"

The little Lolita with the giant sword is here again, with a tigerish face and an angry look!

Chu Xiaoye couldn't help but said: "Didn't you say this is a men's bathhouse? It doesn't matter if the queen comes in, you will follow me in. If you continue to say that you don't covet my handsome and lovely body, even ghosts won't believe it!"

"I bother!"

Willis pouted into the pool and spat out some saliva.

Annie hurriedly said outside the door: "Willis, please come out. My memory has not recovered yet and I have forgotten some things. I need your help."

Willis looked at the queen and said, "Your Majesty, I will take you back to your room first."

Such a terrible thing had just happened, and she didn't trust His Majesty to stay here.

Anne said outside the door: "Villis, Denise, Mayfair, and other guards are guarding the door. Sister will be fine. Come out quickly, we need to go outside the castle."

Seeing her anxious tone, Willis had to walk out quickly and said, "Princess, why are you so anxious?"

Annie took her hand and led her away, with a distressed look on her face: "I vaguely remember that there was a honey cake seller on a certain street in the city. It was very delicious. Willis, please take me to find it." Just look for it."

Willis: "..."