I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

First round. Chicken Chicken, Barracks Improvement Conference!

"There's a human flair! What do you know about war?

"People who can't use witchcraft talk about demonic statues and other laughs!

"Hello, you are a spy for the Human Army aimed at reducing the power of the Demon King's Army!

There's polarity, too!

Probably neck or something!!

Now, after telling His Majesty the Demon King Hell Arche about all the problems on the barracks held by the Demon King's Army, a meeting was to be held to improve it.

Well, I have no problem with that because I mostly handle meetings and affairs for barracks operations.

Finally, there are aspects that say that I should meet each department face-to-face to create connections and become a stepping stone to staff enhancement.

The meeting itself was held safely with the expectations of His Majesty. From the station station, me and Mr. Sophia will be there - well, there's only these two now.

This Barracks Improvement Conference was realized by the people and glory of His Majesty the Demon King. I wanted to make a track record for His Majesty too...

I have not said that they will continue until during the meeting.

The reason is, well, as you can see.

"In the first place, it is strange that man, our long-time enemy, has taken our great majesty, sweetened his majesty, and created a department under his majesty that cannot be described as a barracks station, etc., and became its head."

and the Demon Nation of the Director of Human Resources.

"At the end of the sentence, he has spoken out about the development of demonic statues that could be the mainstay of our army, reducing the type of demonic statues and even insisting on the management of demonic stones, which are important supplies. This is a serious commander-in-chief interference!

and the Elf of the Devil's Capital Defense Commander.

"Let me make it clear here that, thanks to his insistence on 'documentism', some troops are already hampered by combat action. My army cannot fight with this. It's been 18 years since I've been in this position, but I've never seen anything like it."

and gendarmerie vampires.

"If this is right, his presence, his behavior, is shameless enough. What he claims is the act of favoring the enemy. His Majesty is kind, but he listens to the words of his people, and all that he does and does will not do us any good."

and Dark Elf, the Demon King's attached military adviser.

"First of all, I doubt he's really on our side. The first thing that should be opened up will be his personality, his relationship, and whether he truly has pledged allegiance to His Majesty the Demon King."

And finally, the dragon tribe of the Intelligence Agency.

Here's the thing.

What, the Bureau of Development? Did you think the Bureau of Development to which that Mad belongs would attend a conference like this?

Talking for a long time but summing it up in one line,

"I can't hear a human being! I'll get through this the way I've always done!

is.

Well, I don't even know what it's like not to trust me. Because they have fought for years recognizing humans as enemies.

Or something is wrong with His Majesty the Demon King, who has trusted me from the beginning.

There are circumstances where it won't hurt you to some degree of betrayal because you are the strongest, or because you can instantly kill me where you betray me.

The point is His Majesty the Demon King cheats. I wanted to be reborn to the Demon King anyway.

Even Sophia, who's been working with me for quite some time since I was summoned, has a strong sense of vigilance towards me.

But the situation around here is also something you know before the meeting.

We have to wipe that away somehow, or ignore the emotions and just push through the theory.

By the way, His Majesty the Demon King is not at the meeting this time.

No. The person,

"If there's going to be a meeting, I'll leave, too. Even with you, it should be easier with me."

I was saying, I shunned from this one.

Surely, if His Majesty Hell Arche were here, that intimidation alone would silence the executives. But that makes it harder to see the whole organization.

I was prepared to be criticized, and I said in a far-fetched and respectful manner to His Majesty as far as I could, a dialogue that felt like "His Majesty would prefer not to attend because there is also the aspect of a free and active exchange of views".

No, you're scared. Your Majesty.

But I also have a little regret that Your Majesty should have called me.

"I'm calling it documentary, but orders for personnel movements, operating orders, etc. have already been made in the document. Doesn't any more documentalism threaten the mobility of our entire army?

"Besides, there is no coverage that the document is the correct one. If we were to argue about credibility, it wouldn't make much difference verbally."

"It is not possible to produce documents immediately. There's a problem with literacy, and sudden change can only make your organization dysfunctional."

From the side, it is still better for people to come up with extremely serious opinions.

"I still don't trust humans. The only thing that's big is attitude and mouth."

"They can't even use magic. Taka is known."

"You're going to betray me anyway. You don't have to listen to me."

It is the end of a dignified pussy that I am not even willing to hide.

Ignore the trivial scratch that even subhuman people won't be able to use magic at this time.

But this isn't a meeting, it's a zoo. Aren't you going to have a meeting with the Demons?

Sure, we should skip the futile meeting, but we can't end up with a cursing tournament any more, can we?

In the meantime, make a statement as the protagonist of the meeting….

"... you can speak, right?

"You idiot! Do humans have a say!

Very much so.

When I was cruising around wondering what was going on, Sophia sitting next to me opened her mouth for the first time since the meeting began with her usual expression, her usual tone.

"Our Bureau of Soldiers Stations is a subdivision created by a decree from His Majesty, and this meeting was immediately handed over to His Majesty for attendance. If there is any objection to that, I wonder if it would be better for His Majesty Hell Arche to say it again at a later date."

... what?

"... Mr. Sophia. You know what, say that."

"Fine. I hate not being able to talk, because their words are not pleasant to hear."

"No, not that way"

No, for some reason, it was surprising that she would release words that seemed to shelter me, who had not usually released her vigilance for the reason that I was human.

"... are you going to borrow His Majesty's authority, or are you going to sell your charm like a human being!

As a matter of course, my bad feelings towards me can be directed at Mr. Sophia as well.

She would have known this would happen. Why would you do that?

But she, who has a reputation for reading my mind, never answered my questions, just spinning the words pale at the usual pace.

"So if you have any objections, I think it would be a good thing to ask His Majesty, who decided to hold the meeting, what do you think?

……

"Since there seems to be no objection, let us make a statement."

Mr. Sophia. Wow, cool. Hold it.

"Dear Akira, hurry up"

"Ah, yes. Excuse me."

And scared.

What we are going to talk about at this meeting is, first and foremost, the reinforcement of the personnel of the stations.

It is surprisingly rare to say who can handle affairs, and there are literacy problems that make it difficult to gather together. It is quick to relocate surplus personnel from other departments.

but

"This one's not manned enough, you idiot"

"You think I'm going to send out valuable personnel to put you under a human?

and. I knew it......

Will I also have to ask His Majesty for this again?

But relying on Your Majesty just spreads the word with other departments. I have to get along with them a lot, Toshio.

"Regardless, I know what your situation is, and you'll have a job there. But as a barracks station, there will be more affairs to be handled."

"Shouldn't we be doing less work before we get more personnel? I suppose we'll skip the paperwork ruling, for example."

That doesn't make sense, does it? Bogus.

"Then I'd like other departments to make an effort to reduce this job. The same is true of the transfer of personnel, but the efforts to reduce the burden on the barracks of demonic statues, starting with demonic stones, at all."

"A demon statue?

"Yes."

The current demonic statue also points out problems on the barracks from the Station Bureau.

Too many varieties of demonic statues, demonic stones. That's not all. A wide variety of equipment and consumables increase the burden on the Demon King's Army Station.

"One day we will destroy ourselves, such as an army that ignores efficiency. I would like to ask each department to make an effort to solve this problem."

I'm going to say it for granted, but I still don't know, it's no use.

"What are you talking about? Demon statues are a valuable force of war. Reduce it, etc. -"

"After all, you are a spy against His Majesty the Demon King! Trying to sharpen this one's power!

And so this is what happens.

It's not a problem because it's already stable, such as denial of personality against me, but it's a pretty hard place not to get this reason through.

I have since presented proposals and compromises from the station bureau, but they are overwhelmed. As I knew beforehand, that was the status quo of the Demon King's Army.

"- So, today's meeting shall be so far"

Oh, boy. That's going to be a long story.

I wonder if gastric drugs are also in this world...?