I Can’t Be a Sword God

It was originally agreed that Li Chu and a group of police officers would stay at Xue's house together, waiting for the resentful spirit to show up.

But the police officers in the yamen were all very righteous. In front of the remnants of Xue's family members, they all patted their chests and whistled six times, claiming that they would definitely drive away the evil spirits and return them a beautiful home.

After all the female family members of the Xue family were placed in a nearby inn, it was getting late, and the police officers all came to work.

In some families, the old mother is sick, in some families, the wife is stealing, and in some families, the old mother is stealing... In short, the birds and beasts scattered all at once.

In the end, Zhou Dafu was furious: "Damn it, when I went to the latrine, I accidentally let these grandsons slip away! Daoist Li, don't worry, I'll catch them one by one!"

After Zhou Butou finished speaking, he stepped out of the door arrogantly, and then... never came back.

But Li Chu already knew that they were this kind of virtue.

He was also happy that no one was in the way when exorcising ghosts.

...

In the bedroom of Xue's side courtyard.

Li Chu sat on a grand master's chair behind the screen, with a horizontal sword between his knees, quietly waiting for the wraith to appear.

This bedroom was deserted and deserted, with extremely simple furnishings, which contrasted sharply with the large ornately decorated bedroom in the backyard. It was no wonder that the eldest lady of the Xue family felt so much resentment when she was suddenly driven here.

There is a worn white mark on the bare beam, that is the place where the eldest lady hanged herself, and the wraith she transformed into will also appear from here.

The night in Yuhang Town is quiet.

The evening wind gently shakes the willow branches.

Because it was summer, the front and rear doors and windows in the bedroom were all open, and a gust of wind came in, making it a bit cool.

This coolness turned into a little chill in an instant.

It gets colder and colder soon.

Another gust of wind blew out the lights in the house that were not on.

Li Chu, who had been keeping his eyes closed all this time, suddenly opened his eyes, and something appeared!

Quietly, in front of the screen, there was a figure hanging on the beam at some point.

Its neck is stretched long, its tongue is flickering, and it can be seen through the screen that it is wearing a heavy costume, which looks like a restrained suit.

When Li Chu opened his eyes to look at her, he felt that the figure hanging above was also looking at him.

After a long time, a faint and cold voice sounded in the room: "All men must die—"

Li Chu frowned, pondered for a while, and said: "Mistress, actually you don't have to be like this at all, if Xue Dayong failed you, you would have recognized a betrayer, but why take your own life to retaliate. "

Wraith Spirit doesn't have much wisdom left, so he doesn't know if this exchange is effective, but he still feels that what should be said should be explained.

Every resentful spirit died with a mouthful of resentment, and he hoped that they would not be carried away with this mouthful of resentment again.

But the voice came again: "Men must die—"

This time the tone was even more stern, and the wind outside was blowing more urgently, making a whistling sound, and the doors and windows slammed into each other.

Li Chu said again: "I know you have resentment in your heart, but people can't dispel hatred by hurting themselves. Even though Xue Dayong was killed by you this time, you yourself will not die well. Why bother?"

The voice was still relentless: "All men must die—"

As she yelled this sentence for the third time, the whole room had become bone-chillingly cold, and even water mist condensed into fine frost.

Hallucinations also began to appear in front of Li Chu's eyes. The joy of the wedding was faintly resounding outside, but there was a heartbroken woman in the room who hanged herself in the darkness. Midsummer is doomed, but it is like falling into an ice cave.

"Even if you turn into a vengeful spirit to take revenge, you shouldn't be angry with all men." Li Chu ignored it and continued: "If there is any confrontation in the world, it should only be between good people and bad people. Confrontation. You have harmed Xue Dayong, so how innocent are the servants of the Xue family?"

Li Chu finished his last sentence.

The figure hanging on the beam swayed, as if it was about to break free from the shackles of the long rope around the neck at any time, and the sharp voice came out of the throat again out of nowhere: "Men must die—"

Li Chu sighed helplessly when he heard the same cry.

Reasoning with the resentful spirit really doesn't work.

The essence of human beings are repeaters.

Wraith is even more so.

Boom!

With a bang, the long rope was broken, and the hanging figure fell to the ground but did not fall, but stood firmly in place! In the next second, he passed through the screen!

In an instant, Li Chu saw the true face of this big lady.

She was wearing a heavy white overcoat, her face was terribly iron-blue, and she could no longer see the facial features before birth, the most striking thing was of course the swaying red long tongue.

She came in front of Li Chu, opened her hands, and made a forward pounce, her ten fingers with bulging nails were about to swing out, accompanied by her only line: "Men are..."

Li Chu's eyes were fixed, and his right hand was already in the scabbard.

Killing ghosts with a sword is just an instant away!

But the big lady's voice and movements froze at the same time!

Her long neck suddenly became stiff, her body was arched, but she didn't rush forward, instead she hesitated and took two steps back.

Because both hands happened to be held high, they were about to attack with claws, but now they looked like they were about to surrender.

"Man...man..." She sobbed in her throat, and after a while, she said, "What a handsome man."

Um?

A black line of confusion appeared on Li Chu's forehead.

What happened to this sudden compliment? Although he listened to this sentence many times every day, it was quite a novel experience to hear it in this scene.

"Men... all men..." The scarlet blood in the big lady's eyes gathered and disappeared, as if she was experiencing a painful struggle in her heart.

Li Chu let her fight between heaven and man, and did not take the opportunity to make a move.

She shook stiffly for a long time, and finally, it seemed that the deep black had the upper hand.

The surrounding wind suddenly stopped.

"If Xue Dayong was so handsome, I might not hate him." Her voice calmed down, and it was no longer that sad tone.

It feels weird, but...

The resentment seemed to be less intense.

"Big lady... But have you let go of the resentment in your heart?" Li Chu held the hilt of the sword in his hand, hesitating for a while whether to draw the sword.

"Hehe, it's not that easy." The eldest lady shook her head and sneered, flicking her long red tongue back and forth.

It is obviously a simple action, but it is also extremely frightening for her to do it.

Hearing this, Li Chu wanted to draw his sword out of its sheath again.

He had already extended his strength to his wrist, and suddenly he saw the eldest lady raised her head, and looked at him with a terrifying ashen face.

"However, if you are willing to give me a hug, Daoist Master, then I can probably put it down."

ha?

A circle of question marks appeared above Li Chu's head instantly.

He really didn't see much of the world, so he really didn't know, exorcising ghosts...is there such a process?

"I've never hugged such a handsome man in my life." The eldest lady said again.

The tone seems a little shy?

Li Chu was startled, and stared at the face of the eldest lady, which was really unsightly.

What's more, it is a very dangerous thing to let the resentful spirits bully you.

but……

If this can dispel her resentment...

Li Chu let go of the scabbard with his right hand, and slowly opened his arms expressionlessly.

There seemed to be a smile on the face of the eldest lady, she flew up, but did not stretch out her claws, she was speaking the truth.

In fact, she didn't hug Li Chu.

Ghosts are incorporeal, and human beings are entities. The two can attack each other with spiritual power, but they cannot touch each other.

In the process of flying towards Li Chu, her body began to disappear.

A little bit of memory emerged in my mind.

When she was young, there was also a handsome young man who proposed marriage. Although she was not half as good as this little Taoist priest, she was born to a handsome young man who is well-known in ten miles and eight villages.

But she prefers the ugly Xue Dayong, because she thinks ugly people are more down-to-earth.

Because of this, in the following days, she often held a grudge against Xue Dayong.

My old lady gave up on the handsome guy and followed you, an ugly man, so naturally you have to treat me well.

With such a mentality, even the most loving couples will have gaps.

Xue Dayong's taking a concubine was actually the last straw that overwhelmed her.

She didn't expect that Xue Da, who had always been cowardly, bravely disregarded her objection to taking a concubine, and dared to drive herself to the side courtyard for the sake of that concubine.

Just when she was filled with resentment, that person just appeared...

correct!

The eldest lady opened her eyes suddenly, she had something to tell this little Taoist priest!

But already unable to speak out, when the resentful spirit loses its last breath of resentment, it will disappear in smoke.

Li Chu watched the eldest lady dissipate while flying towards him, blinked and breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he touched his face.

Although he often hears others say that he is handsome, in fact he does not have a very clear concept in his heart.

Even, he always felt that his appearance was ordinary.

Because he is face blind.