I Can’t Be a Sword God

"Jiangnan Continent has been prosperous since ancient times, and Yuhang Town is not a remote place. Why are the local evil spirits so rampant? It's just... just not following the rules."

"Not long after I arrived here, I have already encountered assassination again and again, this time I simply came to the county government to rob people..."

"What demons and goblins... what beautiful women's painted skins... what traps and tricks..."

Jiang Shouyin meditated with his legs crossed, exercised his kung fu to adjust his breath, and muttered in his mouth.

"Hey, little uncle, did you miss a word?" The short Taoist priest holding the water next to him suddenly asked.

"What?"

"It's nothing, I just don't feel right..."

He was talking nonsense here, when Jiang Shouyin's chest froze suddenly, his brows were furrowed, he sucked out a puff of smoke out of thin air, and entered after hovering around his nose for three weeks.

"puff--"

This breath entered the body, immediately forcing out a stream of black blood.

After spitting out this mouthful of blood, Jiang Shouyin's complexion suddenly turned pale, but judging from his expression, he seemed to be relieved a little.

"call--"

He took another breath of stale breath, took the towel from the ugly Taoist priest on the other side, and wiped his face.

He asked again: "How is Yuning?"

"Junior Sister Yuning's yin energy entered her brain, although she didn't hurt her life, it may take a while before she wakes up." Taoist Pu'ao replied.

At this time, there was a rapid but dare not knock on the door loudly outside.

Gongsun Zhe said, "Is Daoist Jiang okay?"

"Master Gongsun, please come in, I'm fine." Jiang Shouyin said, with an unconcealable weakness in his voice.

Li Chu followed behind Gongsun Zhe and came together.

Seeing this, Jiang Shouyin's first reaction was to get off the bed, stand up, and salute Li Chu first: "Friend Li Chu."

Then he greeted Gongsun Zhe: "Master Gongsun."

Then he apologized and said, "Forgive me for not being good at learning and arts, and not being able to protect Miss Gongsun well."

"Hey, Daoist Jiang, don't blame yourself. Maybe... the little girl deserves this fate." Gongsun Zhe gritted his teeth.

Although he was in a state of confusion at this moment, he had no intention of blaming anyone.

The Taoist priests of Shenxuguan came to help him because of affection, and they really did their best these days. Looking at Jiang Shouyin's injury, they were indeed beyond their capabilities.

He pointed to Li Chu behind him, and said, "I came here with Daoist Xiao Li to understand the details of what happened, and I would like to ask the priests to tell you about it."

"good."

Jiang Shouyin waited for a few people to take their seats, and said, "My nephew Yuning was always with Miss Gongsun, but I was knocked out by a sneak attack just now."

"I noticed that there was a burst of evil energy in the government office, so I hurried over and found that it was the girl Bai Ling. She robbed Miss Gongsun and was about to leave."

"I chased after him, and another ghost came out to block the way. It was that Master Bai Jian."

"Both his father and his daughter are actually ghosts' illusions! Bai Jian is a skeleton, and Bai Ling is a painted skin. They have at least hundreds of years of practice."

"Ah?" Gongsun Zhe was surprised when he heard this.

Unexpectedly, the master I valued so much...is a ghost.

No wonder I always feel that he is knowledgeable about the past and the present. It turns out that he was born from ancient times, and he has been lying to himself from the beginning to the end.

Even her mother... no, her mother too.

Be fooled by this old ghost!

"I fought against that Bai Jian, but I didn't want him to have a very high level...I was temporarily defeated, and I got a palm from him, and the poison entered my body. I just used my kung fu to force out the poisonous blood."

After a pause, he hesitated for a while, and then he added: "In my opinion, Bai Ling is at least at the level of a ghost general, and Bai Jian... should be a ghost general."

Mentioning this, Jiang Shouyin felt a little aggrieved.

My Shenxuguan is at least Chaoge Daguan and a famous Taoist sect, so even if these disciples are not outstanding, they are enough to walk the rivers and lakes.

In this small Yuhang Town, not to mention dimensionality reduction strikes, at least it is more than enough.

who knew here...

A big evil spirit jumped out of two ends in three days, and I was greeted by a golden lion when I first arrived... and then another big monster... Immediately afterwards, I found ghost generals and ghost commanders hidden under my nose...

The little demon in the temple is very windy, and the pool is shallow and full of kings.

In this way, it would appear that they, disciples of Shenxu Contemplation, are like trash.

Looking at Gongsun Zhe's caring eyes for the weak, he really wanted to explain aloud that it's not us...it's because this place is so wrong!

There are evil spirits everywhere, and they are all big ones, how to play?

But at this time, the more you explain, the more incompetent you will appear, and the more you say, the more mistakes you make.

There is a saying in Taoism, if you are wrong, you must admit it, and if you are beaten, you must stand upright.

...

After he finished speaking, Gongsun Zhe took out a note and said, "They still left this in the little girl's room."

I saw a very simple line written on the note.

"If you want to save Gongsun Rou, call Li Chu to come to the corpse cave in Baigu Mountain at midnight tonight."

Seeing this note, Jiang Shouyin felt an unknown turmoil in his heart.

When he saw the first few words, his heart skipped a beat.

Because...he is too familiar with this plot.

Again and again, and again and again?

don't...

Then when he saw the name behind it became Li Chu, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally it's your turn.

Or rather, it's not me...

When Li Chu saw this note, he frowned slightly, showing a thoughtful expression.

Jiang Shouyin looked at Li Chu's expression and nodded secretly, yes, that's the smell!

Are you confused?

Although I know something is wrong, but when a person has been inexplicably unlucky for a long time, and finally one day sees that the unlucky person has become someone else...

Then he will inevitably feel a little... secretly, a little... fortunate.

But he still has a sense of justice in his heart.

Jiang Shouyin said: "Friend Li Chu, my injury...will take at least a few days to recover. The only ones we can help you with are Xue and Liu. In addition, my green donkey is the head of the horse. A rare spirit beast with extremely fast feet, it can also be driven by you."

Pu Ao and Chou Zhuang, who were holding a water basin and towels, were suddenly pointed at by him, and they were shocked immediately, with the same panic in their eyes.

After all, the junior uncle has been beaten like this, it is hard for them not to be afraid.

Li Chu swept between the two of them, and finally... Only the mount was taken away.

In his opinion, a donkey with a cautious view is not bad, but a human...

Don't mention it.

...

When Gongsun Rou woke up, she found herself in a dark and wide cave.

Only one side of the hole can penetrate a line of moonlight.

At the end of the moonlight, there is a rusty ancient sword.

The lines engraved on this ancient sword can no longer be seen clearly, and the blade is also a little damaged, but for some reason, it gives people a very heavy feeling.

It seems to be heavier than a mountain.

"You woke up much faster than I expected." A charming voice suddenly sounded in the darkness, "I thought you could just see the little Taoist priest come to die."

"Bai Ling?"

Gongsun Rou struggled to sit up, because lying on the cold and hard stone ground was uncomfortable.

"Hehe, my name is not Bai Ling, it's so ugly, my real name... is Hong Ling."

The glamorous female Huapi came to her, bent down, condescending, and looked at Gongsun Rou's face.

Gongsun Rou felt that her eyes were terrifying, she was a little scared, her eyelashes trembled slightly, and said in a low voice: "These two names are similar..."

Female Huapi's eyebrows trembled.

"Instead of caring about these insignificant things, you should worry about yourself." She said angrily, "In two hours, the little Taoist will come in to save you, and then you will see him killed by our king with your own eyes." , and after that..."

Her fingers swam gently around Gongsunrou's eye sockets, "I like your eyes..."

"Your majesty?" Gongsun Rou was a little confused.

In fact, she didn't even know what happened.

It's just that in this environment, she didn't dare to ask.

Before Hong Ling could reply, there was a strange booming sound in the depths of the cave.

There seemed to be a group of weird blue flames lit up, and the light came out from a distance, falling into people's eyes, and they couldn't feel the slightest warmth.

Only... the endless depth and coldness.

A heavy fright flashed across Hong Ling's face, as if the flames were reflecting the darkness.

After a long time, a skeleton clattered out from the depths where the flames ignited.

Every bone in Bai Jian's body was filled with excitement. Compared with before, her skeleton seemed to have a darker color in the pure white.

"The king's strength...has been fully recovered!" Bai Jian's voice was pious and excited.

"Really...really?" Hong Ling couldn't believe it.

"Of course, Your Majesty has already refined this bone body for me. I feel..." Bai Jian clenched her five fingers intoxicated, feeling unprecedented power.

"I feel that I can solve that little Taoist priest without my king's action!" It said.

Thanks to "YiCheng" for the rewards, "Darkness" for the rewards, "Jiangnan King" for the rewards, "Qianxunhao" for the rewards, thank you for the rewards for "Just kidding", and thanks to "A lot of rabbits" Two hundred rewards.