I Don’t Want To Work Hard Anymore

The camera brother was sweating, and quickly called him to communicate.

When the program was broadcast, the audience saw that the other two pairs were very confused, and they negotiated with the program team for a period of time, and the program team gave the task. Little A and Little B were arranged to be temporary tour guides in the scenic area of ​​the town. Han Zhuotangling went to investigate the favorite snacks of the locals. After completing the task, the program team would give them money to eat and stay. Only Chu He finished listening to the program. The request of the team pulled Tan Yue and ran away, quickly found a construction site and started to work.

The cameraman was stunned. They didn't greet the construction site in advance, and they were a travel show, so what about moving bricks on the construction site?

The content of the communication between the camera brother, the staff and the director of the program group was released in the program. With the hands-free on the phone, the director couldn't help but laugh on the phone: "This material is too rare, it must be done well." After a while, he said, "Mr. Chu is really a mudslide in the variety show world."

In the next shot, Chu He really started moving bricks on the construction site, and he was working hard. The cameraman ran over: "The program team has prepared a new task for you."

Chu He: "What about this task?"

"You are done."

"The work is not finished, I haven't got the money, how can it be considered complete." Chu He disagreed, and continued to move the bricks.

The cameraman stomped: "It's done, the program team will pay you."

Chu He: "The foreman said, 300 per day, and the wall construction is calculated by the square. I haven't worked for a full day, and I haven't built a square. You can't give me more money. I won't do it."

The camera brother looked at Tan Yue as if asking for help: Grandma, I really can't help it.

Tan Yue glanced at him blankly, and the cameraman shuddered: "The program group will pay you a day's wages."

Chu He took off his work gloves, and rested with a shovel to look at him for a while: "There is still a wall. If you didn't tell me, how can I build at least 20 square meters today, one square and fifty yuan..."

The cameraman hid again and talked to the director. Chu He looked at his embarrassed figure and said to Tan Yue, "Am I smart?"

"What's the use of being smart, I don't know if I love myself."

Tan Yue rubbed his hands together and applied sunscreen to Chu He, from the face to the neck to the exposed hands, carefully and carefully, Chu He smiled: "What is the little sun in spring? I have moved bricks in the summer, and the sunscreen has been painted before I go out."

Tan Yue's eyes were soft and pitying, but her hand patted her face unceremoniously: "Shut up, you only talk a lot."

Brother cameraman is back: "I will give you a thousand in total, can you see it?"

Chu He reluctantly: "Let's do it."

At ten o'clock in the morning, Chu He made a thousand yuan. At this time, the other two couples had just negotiated the conditions with the program team and began to complete the task of the program team.

The camera elder brother is sweating, and hurry up the cue process: "The task given to you by the program group is to investigate which homestay here is the most popular."

"How much will you give after finishing?" Chu He asked.

"five hundred."

Chu He: "Too little, it's better to build a wall."

The camera brother looked at Tan Yue as if asking for help, and Tan Yue calmly pulled Chuhe's hand. When Chu He sees it well, he accepts: "Okay, let's get it."

So the pair finally started to follow the established route of the program group. During this period, the two of them did not investigate passers-by. Instead, they searched for more popular homestays on the Internet, and watched one by one. Wandering among the white walls and black tiles of the town, it looks beautiful like a landscape painting.

The cameraman reminded weakly: "In this link, we mainly want you to find out the most popular homestays for people, so we have to investigate the tourists."

Tan Yue looked at the camera brother strangely: "Aren't we two people?"

Cameraman: "..."

Chu He: "We believe in our own aesthetics, brother, you have to learn from us and have self-confidence."

[Sister is the queen, confidently shine. 】

[The camera brother is going crazy by He Yanyue. These two people don't record variety shows according to the normal routine. Even if Chu He mudslides, Tan Yinghou will also accompany her to make trouble. 】

[I used to think that Tan Yue was spoiled and had a bad temper. I just waited for her partner to serve her. It was Chu He who went to the construction site to move bricks. She didn't have any strength. Now it seems that this sister is so rich and powerful. Gao, walking around with her little girlfriend from one store to another, she didn't have a little temper, and suddenly felt like she was really in love. 】

[There must be a navy in the barrage. A girlfriend of Tan Yue's level shouldn't kneel and lick it. The beautiful sister should find someone who has a good mind for her. 】

[Don't say it so early, now looking at the two of them sweet, who knows that Chu He, who is raised by Tan Yue, will not eat her like a star's husband. 】

The comments were noisy, and Chu He and Tan Yue had already visited most of the homestays in the town. Chu He took the photo with his mobile phone and memorized it seriously, and was dragged by surprise.

"I'm tired." Tan Yue narrowed his mouth.

Although the two of them did not ask others, they walked purely on their feet and walked for several kilometers, which is strange if they are not tired.

Chu He suddenly said, "It just so happens. There is a coffee shop in front of me that has a good evaluation. If you bring the guest house, you can sit and rest."

Tan Yue's voice began to lengthen: "How far is there—"

Chu He learned from her: "Guess--"

Before Tan Yue could pretend to be angry, Chu He's somewhat thin back lowered in front of her: "Come on, Zhu Bajie carries his wife."

[Aw, it's so sweet, I didn't think it was sweet before, but I was so sweet by Zhu Bajie! 】

[It's probably not a PUA scum girl who can say that she is Zhu Bajie. 】

[Perhaps extreme inferiority complex? 】

Tan Yue rarely showed a child's mood: "You go a little farther."

Chu He walked a little farther and waited for her half squatting. Tan Yue transformed into a small cannonball and rushed forward, jumping behind Chu He and smashing it firmly on Chu He's back.

"Ouch..." Chu He cried, "My old waist."

Tan Yue quickly said, "Isn't it crashed?"

"It crashed, do you regret it?"

Tan Yue patted her: "The dog can't spit out ivory."

Chu He smiled and turned her upside down, holding her back with both hands firmly and firmly: "Sit firmly, ha, your girlfriend, I can walk ten miles with you on my back."

The two of them just walked across the bluestone road of the ancient street. The two camera brothers behind took the camcorder to shoot silently. On both sides of the ancient street, there was a plain and nice song:

#依日月生Envy the sky full of stars

But you came up from that day and looked crazy at me Yu Yuqingqing# (Note)

The light and shadow, the sky, the portrait, like an ink painting, make people feel itchy. In a daze, even the cameraman felt that these two people seemed to be walking to the ground with their backs on their backs like this.

...

Chu He and Tan Yue completed the task and received five hundred yuan from the photographer, a total of fifteen. Chu He happily, Tan Yue said, "Where can I live in 1500?"

"Just stay at the best homestay we just picked. I just told the proprietress in private that she directly let us live for free because our program will advertise her."

Tan Yue had to look at her with admiration: "You are really good at making money and saving money."

"It's useless skills anyway, you don't usually use it anyway." Chu He took her hand, reaching between her fingers, fingers interlocking.

"Who said that." Tan Yue raised her arm vigorously: "Isn't it useful today? You must be better than them."

Chu He smiled and walked together with her arms around her waist. Tan Yue continued: "I have to thank this show for traveling with you. It's fun and you don't have to worry about it."

"That's great, this show seems to have to go to many other places. Even if we don't participate in the show, we can travel to many places, as long as it is a place on the earth, we can go..."

...

When the mirror appeared in the room, Shawshank was brushing his teeth sleepily. Shen Shiwan went to work a long time ago. He still slept in due to excessive physical exertion. He was the only one in the family.

He hadn't seen this mirror for a long time, and he was taken aback.

"Assistant No. 056, the world experimenter you are in has detected abnormal mood swings. Please verify that the experimenter is negatively world-weary?"

Shawshank with toothpaste foam in his mouth: "No." Chu He is now anxious to be with Tan Yue for a lifetime, and hates the world.

"Is the experimenter negatively resistant to completing the task?"

"No." Very positive, with Tan Yue here, it will definitely be done.

"Does the experimenter have dissatisfaction with the upper universe and do not want to go home?"

Shawshank: "Huh?"

"What is the reason for the hesitation of the helpers?"

Shawshank quickly spit out the foam in his mouth: "I didn't hesitate, I just held the toothpaste for too long and choked."

The mechanical girl in the mirror paused, suddenly an overly glamorous face emerged from the mirror, staring straight at Shawshank.

Shawshank: "Oh my **** scared me to death."

"Glitter, 56th you are still so courageous."

"Can the old aunt be so scary?"

"Said that the upper cosmic manager is old, you are fined to stay in this place for ten years and not allow you to go home."

Shawshank rolled his eyes and started crying fakely: "Don't wow, I want to go home..."

"If you make me angry again, be careful I fire you."

Shawshank choked.

"Seriously, the experimenter in this world, is Xiao Shisan?"

Shawshank rinsed his mouth to get rid of the toothpaste foam, cleaned everything up, and wiped his face with a towel: "Yes."

He walked out of the bathroom, and the mirror followed him like a bug.

"How is she?"

"pretty good."

"Your mouth is really a lie, I don't believe it."

"Then you come and see for yourself."

The coquettish mirror face hesitated: "I can't go out."

Shawshank sneered: "Speaking of the house so fresh and refined, it's no wonder that there is no improvement in ranking twelve all the year round."

"Hey, what qualifications does your kid have to educate your grandma."

"Now I know it's my grandmother. I called you old aunt just now and I think I'm old."

The two "people" teased their lips for a while, and the mirror face sighed: "I won't be arguing with you, Xiao Shisan is the third time. If I don't succeed, I won't have any chances. Someone retired to the empty position. A bunch of people stared at us, and the few of us desperately stopped to give Xiao Shisan a chance, but she did it well, but she didn't succeed every time."

"She can't remember it every time. The old man has set the rules specifically for her, and she can't help it." Shawshank excused.

The mirror face twitched, and Shawshank hated iron and steel: "Anyway, you have to look at her well, and let her complete the task this time regardless of everything. If you fail, I don't think you will come back, and you will become a human being on earth. Right."

The mirror face disappeared. Shawshank put the towel on his shoulders and looked sadly at the clouded sky outside the window.

He said: "I want to be a human being on earth."

But what should that fool Chu He do?

The author has something to say: Note: The title of the song "Two Trees"