I Have No Interest In Devil Fruit

〖Mary Gioia, Pangu City——〗

Admiral Kong Kong came to Wulaoxing.

He threw the latest information on the coffee table in front of Wulaoxing, his face was gloomy like a chimpanzee, "Our navy did the dirty work, you took people away, and now it's back on us!"

The five old stars wearing a judge's hat picked up the intelligence document, flipped through a few pages at random, and handed it to the other four.

"The S-9 base in the South China Sea, Major General Iter was petrified..."

"Several naval branch bases in the South China Sea were razed, infrastructure was destroyed, more than 60% of the base soldiers were petrified, 10% were crushed to death after being petrified, 20% were slaughtered, and only about 10% of the sea soldiers survived..."

"The remaining branches of the South China Sea are under emergency martial law, and they are asking Marin Fando for assistance..."

The old man in kimono with bald head and glasses flipped through the photos in the document. Every page was filled with the horrors of various South China Sea bases, bloody corpses, damaged stone statues, buildings covered in blood, and petrified portraits...

"Hand over Lynch!"

"Hand over Lynch!"

"Hand over Lynch!"

Steel Bone Kong has a burly body, standing in front of the five old stars, with a strong sense of oppression, said coldly: "A Pirate Empress who can petrify opponents just by eye contact, plus a clone that can summon any opponent The devil's sons... They have completely ignored the consequences and attacked our branch base everywhere. I think the five people here can't imagine how much damage this can cause, right?

"Dear five, she wants Lynch from us now, but where can I get Lynch for her?!"

"It will give the Pirate Empress and the Devil's Son a chance to go crazy in the South China Sea..." the bald and bearded Wu Laoxing put down the intelligence document, raised his eyes and said indifferently, "Isn't it because of the four 'admirals' of your navy? The highest combat power, failed to keep them?"

Didn't you fucking say that catching Lynch is the priority? !

Steel Gukong's face was livid, and he smiled angrily: "That's true! Then that's all right, please pass me a note from Wu Laoxing, and give me instructions on which island I need to ambush in advance this time. Catch those two irrational women who may be slaughtering my navy soldiers in the South China Sea at this very moment? Let the whole world know-even if our navy suddenly attacked the king's Shichibukai, even if we captured your last Important people, you are not allowed to resist, as allies, if you dare to attack the navy, you will only die?"

The Admiral of the Navy really became more and more irritable as he talked, and the more he talked, the more angry he became.

It was a good thing, but the whereabouts of the devil's son was finally known, and it was confirmed that the other party would not mess around like those doctors in her hometown; the first-class emerging and powerful pirates, young people who are enough to become the overlord of the sea, also seem to be in order to Make good friends with their navy, become an ally of the Qiwuhai King, and by the way, be able to bind the Nine Snake Pirates... It's a good thing now, because Wu Laoxing is determined to punish Lynch and mess up the situation!

I am afraid that the Shichibukai system under the king is hopeless. Which stupid fool would trust such a navy that attacks allies at will?

"Steel Bones, watch your attitude."

Wu Laoxing's face turned cold, very dissatisfied with the other party's tone.

The five old stars with loose long hair said lightly: "Your words are very strange, Mr. Marshal. Am I outdated? Or... Do you really think that after forming a nominal ally, those pirates Do you really trust your navy and our world government?"

"..." Steel Gu Kong's face was not very good-looking.

The other party continued to ask: "Then let me ask, when 'Kujo Xu Lun' was appointed as Qibuhai last time, which prince Qiwuhai who is 'intimate' with us came to Marin Fando to attend the appointment ceremony?"

"Isn't the Pirate Empress here?" Wu Laoxing, with short blond hair and short beard, said expressionlessly.

"Oh yes, Boa Hancock." The long-haired Wu Laoxing was stunned, "But I think...she didn't come here because she has a good relationship with our world government, right?"

Nonsense, now who can't see that she is here specifically for those two people!

If someone else appoints Qi Wuhai, you see that the proud Pirate Empress is too lazy to talk to you, and even came to Marin Fando on purpose, I really think too much...

Steel Gu Kong's complexion became even more unsightly after Wu Laoxing gave him such a strange meal.

The exposure of their attack on Qiwuhai will indeed damage the relationship between Qiwuhai and the navy; but as Wu Laoxing said, Qiwuhai and the navy are, no matter what, the relationship between thieves and officers and soldiers. You won't really trust and rely on Shichibukai, a pirate of Qibuhai's level, and you won't trust the navy and the world government like a sailor—everyone is just a relationship of mutual use! The navy uses the combat power and influence of the Shichibukai, and the Shichibukai also uses the influence and legitimacy of the world government, nothing more.

"Don't think we are so irresponsible." The disheveled Wu Laoxing patted the cuff of his suit, and glanced at the documents and photos on the coffee table mockingly, "What is this kind of thing? , You have to know that the same fact can also be said in different ways... just say what should be said, what should not be said, and not say."

He looked at Gang Gu Kong, whose face changed slightly, and pulled out a card like a business card in his pocket, "The contact information of CP0... They also need the cooperation of your navy to say hello to that bird who likes to join in the fun."

"...?!"

Steel Gukong took the "business card", there was no name or identity on it, only a simple phone number.

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〖New World, the airship of the World Economic News Office—〗

In the valleys of the entire island, there are densely packed seabirds, all of which are domesticated and skilled newsbirds by Morgons.

Morgans, who possesses the form power of bird fruit and albatross, can communicate with birds himself, and maintains the form and appearance of birds at ordinary times, domesticating newsbirds can be said to be twice as effective.

"President, it's a fax from a colleague from Nan Hai!"

"The Pirate Queen and the Devil's Son acted suddenly and attacked several naval branch bases?!"

The reporters were busy in the office area inside the airship, dealing with piles of manuscripts. The desks were filled with all kinds of phone bugs. And the busy calls of reporters.

Morgons got the latest news materials, and flicked the manuscript excitedly, "It's really interesting recently! Lynch, Robin, Hancock... just relying on them alone, how many headlines have been added? You guys It’s really Lao Tzu’s treasure, quack quack~~”

He carefully looked at the bloody text on the photo, "Hand over Lynch!", his eyes gradually became abnormal, the navy and the world government...you are not righteous!

If you are not righteous, don't blame me for joining in the fun, just spray you guys!

Navy inexplicably bullying your own allies?

Can this be promised? Do not agree!

The Pirate Empress and the Devil's Son are playing like this now, isn't that what you asked for?

"President," a reporter came over with a pile of documents, "Look at these—"

"Huh? What's the good stuff?" Morgonz's eyes lit up, "Could it be that the Empress and the others went directly to the Navy Headquarters? Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack?!"

He was laughing strangely excitedly, but suddenly stopped, because he didn't know the reporter in front of him, and the reporter just happened to tear off his "face" suddenly, revealing another face.

Wearing a wacky mask!

Is it a CP agent of the world government? !

"It's hard to hear, Birdman."

The five iron fingers of the CP0 agent wearing a dragon horn mask were like five gun muzzles, hanging on Morgonz's face. Soon behind them, there were exclamations in the busy newspaper work area, and several reporters All of a sudden, the "face" was also torn off, revealing dragon claw masks, lion masks, and strange bread masks... all of them were precisely suppressed by pointing guns or armed colors. Reporters from the intelligence.

"...?!" Morgans understood the situation in an instant. His face was gloomy, and he glanced at the five "finger guns" covering his forehead. The feathers on his cheeks were wet, "CP0? Do you want to do it?" What? Want to stop us from sending out these news?"

CP0 of the dragon horn mask made a dull voice, "Can't you?"

At this time, a reporter carrying a news bird rushed outside, "It's not good, the president has a navy...warship outside." He was stunned when he saw the situation inside the airship, and murmured, "What's the matter?" We...surrounded..."

In the outside world, news birds were flying around, looking in surprise at the navy warship approaching slowly on the distant sea.

"You can read the news in the newspaper. This is the common sense of life that children know."

Morgons said coldly, "Even if I die, I will insist on freedom of the press. I will not report false news!

"Without my nod, the Shijingshe newspaper would not be published! The Shijingshe newspaper is recognized as the number one newspaper in the world. If it stops publishing for no reason... this will instead attract people from all over the world to explore the truth behind it. Do you think what I said Is there something wrong?"

"..." CP0 in the dragon horn mask was silent for a moment, then slowly withdrew the five-finger gun, "Don't be so nervous, we are not unreasonable people."

The back of Morgans was soaked, he loosened his tie and heaved a sigh of relief, and said with an awkward smile: "Can you not be nervous? I have never heard that the strongest shield of the Tianlongren actually went into action with the navy." ..."

"The navy is the sword of the Celestial Dragon." The dragon-horned mask nonchalantly checked the bloody photos on Morgonz's desk. "Is it strange that the shield and the sword move together?"

Morgans continued to laugh awkwardly, "That's true."

"I didn't tell you to suppress the news, you misunderstood, big bird man." The dragon horn mask pointed to the bloody "Hand over Lynch!" writing on the photo, "It's just that there is no need. We don't want to see it in the papers."

He and the other masked men in the airship looked at Morgons, "After all, what you're asking for is, in the final analysis, headlines. It's just the sales of newspapers. Do you think I'm wrong?"

boom!

The photos with blood on the buildings and stone statues were smashed under his fingers...

...

The densely packed news birds are like paper snowflakes, carrying the latest newspapers and flying to the oceans all over the world...

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Seeing the headlines on the front page of the latest newspaper, residents of many islands, countries, and towns spit out a sip of water in shock.

"Is the empress crazy?!"

"The devil's son is also crazy?"

"They actually attacked the naval base... Aren't they Shichibukai?!"

Ordinary people, royal families from all over the world, pirates on the sea, East China Sea, West China Sea, South China Sea, North Sea... Many people are reading the latest newspapers, all showing incredible expressions.

The news vividly described the tragedy of the destroyed naval bases in the South China Sea in a shocking and unbelievable tone. By interviewing the surviving sailors and local witnesses, the "full picture" of the incident was restored...

What on earth happened?

Why did the Pirate Queen team up with the Devil's Son to do such a thing?

...

〖New World, Moby Dick—〗

"strangeness……"

Marco flipped through the newspaper and said in surprise, "This doesn't seem like something they would do! If it was Lynch, I wouldn't be surprised what he did, but Xu Lun - Nicole Robin, she seems to be a much more rational person than Lynch...how could she agree to do such an irrational thing?"

"There must be a reason..." Whitebeard drank his wine and said lightly, "Marco, haven't you noticed the change in the news reports? Although Nicole Robin is the captain of the JOJO Pirates, the previous news about them According to the report, the protagonist has always been that kid Lynch...how did Nicole Robin take the lead this time?"

...

〖Paradise, a certain sea area—〗

"Lynch..."

Red-haired Shanks looked down at the newspaper in his hand, "Huh?"

He went back and forth several times, but still didn't find any direct description of Lynch. The only part that may involve Lynch may be in the similar description of "Boa Hancock and Nicole Robin et al"...

Will Lynch be in this "waiting"?

Vice-captain Ben Beckman breathed out, "It seems that something happened to Lynch."

"Yeah!" Shanks nodded, "Nicole Robin is the only one who can do such a thing regardless of the consequences..."

"But, Boa Hancock?!"

Jesus Bu and Fatty Lackey Lu got together to read another newspaper. Both of them had red eyes and steam from their nostrils, "This is the Pirate Empress, the most beautiful woman in the world! Could it be the same as Lynch? ——?!!!”

"Damn!! I envy him!!!"

...

〖Paradise, Medical Snow Kingdom——〗

"Hahaha, I knew that this young Snake Lady must have had an affair with that kid."

In a small wooden house in the valley covered in silver, Dr. Kureha, who is more than a hundred years old, is reading the latest newspaper while drinking.

The news focused on describing the tragedy of the naval base, exaggerating the atrocities committed by the Pirate Queen and the others...

But Kureha, who has a rich life experience and a sharp eye, immediately saw that many of the photos in the news were enlarged, cropped, and processed!

"The bloodstains on the petrified portraits must be words." Kureha raised her head and took a sip of her wine, "I guess it's a message from Boa Hancock and Nicole Robin to the navy... But these photos , or choose the angle on the back of the stone statue, or cut the blood-stained text out of the picture... Hehehe, it’s really ugly.”

"Nicole Robin..."

The innocent boy with short brown hair and a touch of blue on the tip of his nose murmured, "Master, you said, that's Xu Lun's real name, right... Did something happen to them?"

The reindeer that ate the human fruit grabbed the newspaper, pouted with tears in his eyes, "Isn't it... dangerous..."

"Stupid Apprentice!" Kureha slammed a bottle of wine on the table, "Let her be with the Pirate Empress...hehe, to use the words in the newspaper, "go crazy", "lose my mind", what else could it be Condition? "

She sneered and said, "It is estimated that those bloody messages that were covered up are about Lynch..."

"Lynch... Giorno..." Chopper was even more sad.

Kuleha shook her head and said, "Something must have happened to Lynch. And it's not a small matter! Otherwise...they wouldn't be so 'crazy'."

Chopper was extremely sad, cried for a while, and complained why Master had to speak so bluntly, it was so scary, and it might not be true...

"Stupid apprentice!" Kuleha took a sip of wine and said lightly, "If you don't even have the courage to face up to the blood and tragedy, what kind of doctor is it?

"Aren't you their partner, then pray for them and believe them at the same time! Believe that they will come to pick you up after they have made an agreement, and they will definitely abide by the agreement."

Chopper wiped away his tears, sobbed and let out a "huh".

"Then I'm going out, there are still a few patients in the town..." Chopper put on his medical kit, and quickly transformed from a human-looking boy with short brown hair into a blue-nosed reindeer on all fours, and opened the wooden house with his horns. opened the door, looked up at the boundless wind and snow outside, and walked in with a low mood. Kureha was wearing glasses in the wooden house, continued to read the newspaper while drinking, shook his head and muttered: "What a stupid apprentice, I don't even know how to close the door when I go out... Do you want to freeze your old lady to death?"

After treating the patients in the town, Chopper came to the coast alone, turned into a petite half-human half-beast, staring blankly at the white sea in the distance.

You will definitely abide by the agreement, right?

Lynch, Robin...

Ohh Ohh ohh……

Chopper was holding tears and sniffing his nose when he suddenly heard a man laughing loudly. When he came back to his senses, he found that a man with strange hair came over and asked with a smile, "How is your blue nose?" Strange, haha, I like it very much!"

...

〖South China Sea--〗

Hancock stood on the roof, his face livid.

Sang Da looked at the newspaper and said depressedly: "Is it still possible to do this? They actually... didn't report the text we left at all!"

Mary was very angry, "In this way, it seems that we are making trouble for no reason! How can the world economic news be like this? It has turned bad!"

It's almost like fake news!

"Is this the case?" Sang Da couldn't accept it very much. "We have made such a big commotion in the South China Sea, and there is really no news about it? Impossible? At least the South China Sea, especially those naval bases that we destroyed The people on the island must know what is going on, are we going to do this again? ——they can see the words written in blood!"

Mary was also unconvinced: "That's right! Someone else will spread what we really want to convey!"

"useless……"

Robin came back from the town, and there was a ghost-like black phantom beside her. Her eyes were buried in thick shadows, and she said indifferently, "After so many years, people have become accustomed to the authority of world economic news newspapers...even if there are other tabloids The news of the news is spreading, and it can't shake the views of the vast majority of people on this matter..."

"Most ordinary people can't be shaken, so what about those extraordinary people?" Sang Da still couldn't figure it out. What a good thing, just because of the half-covered news in the newspaper, it will be turned upside down? "It's impossible for everyone to be so stupid. We really think that we, as Shichibukai, will attack the naval base on a large scale for no reason?!"

"So what if those people guessed?" Robin said quietly, "I'm afraid the World Economic Society has been threatened by the power of the world government, and the right to speak has been controlled by the world government... As for other people in the world, even if they guess , or see the underwater truth of this matter from tabloids and magazines, so what? How many people would be willing to participate in the vortex between the World Economic Society, the World Government, and Qiwuhai against huge resistance?"

"The other Shichibukai..." Sanda and Mary said blankly, "If they know..."

Robin shook his head and said, "They may be more wary of the world government and the navy, and less likely to go to the headquarters of the navy, but it may be very difficult for them to give up the legitimacy provided by the 'Qibuhai under the king' because of this..."

"Go to the great route!"

Hancock ordered blankly, "Who cares what it says in the newspapers, if they choose to cover up the truth, it proves that they have indeed seen our request. If they don't agree, then continue to kill!"

Soon, the Flying Snake carried Hancock, Robin, and Mary directly into the windless belt, heading for the paradise in the first half of the great route on the other side.

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〖Paradise, Navy G-2 Base——〗

As soon as he received the instruction to strengthen the vigilance from the headquarters, the chief of the base heard the exclamation of his subordinates outside... Most of them actually knew the thief's wretched saliva at a glance.

"What a nice view……"

"The real person is so beautiful!"

"Such a beautiful woman can be forgiven even if she attacks the naval base..."

The base officer trembled, almost collapsing to the ground in fright.

Isn't it so unlucky? !

...

boom!

In the Navy headquarters, the resting Akainu punched the desk and burned it. He said expressionlessly: "It's just a bunch of pirates, it's really suicidal!"

...

Wow, more and more newspapers are flying around the world with news birds...

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〖Great Desert—〗

Crocodile bit his cigar, scraped the newspaper with his big gold hook, glanced twice, and exhaled, "Boring..."

He has no interest in the truth behind this dubious affair.

As long as Qi Wuhai's identity allows him to legally hide behind that country.

As for the navy?

I didn't trust those sanctimonious "legitimate pirates"... Hehe, speaking of it, don't we all look alike?

...

〖Huge three-masted sailing ship, Ghost Island—〗

Shichibukai Moonlight under the king. Moria's huge body sank into the gloomy Gothic bed and fell asleep. He had been asleep for almost a week, and he didn't bother to wake up.

"Really, I just know how to sleep!"

The thirteen-year-old Gothic girl Perona beat the doll on the ground vigorously, tore the newspaper to pieces, and made a grimace at Moria, who was sleeping soundly, "You don't have to read it, a little bit ~~"

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〖East China Sea--〗

"Rubber rubber... pistol!"

The young man's energetic voice sounded in the valley, but soon there was an "ouch".

Ace sneered: "What kind of fist are you, is it really a pistol?"

Luffy scratched his head dejectedly, looked back, and found that his mother was not watching their competition, but was looking down at the newspaper.

"Aunt Tulip's face has been very serious since she got the newspaper today." Ace said with his hips on his hips, "Luffy, you won't make your mother angry, will you?"

"Didn't you say it was because of the newspaper?!" Luffy said angrily, "It's none of my business!"

"Haha, I'm just kidding." Ace smiled, and threw Luffy on the ground with an over-the-shoulder fall. "Be polite when talking to your brother! You idiot!"

Luffy is a rubber man, of course it doesn't hurt to fall, but he lay on the ground with his ass upside down, and said depressedly: "If it's Sabo, it must be much gentler..."

Estang didn't hear it, and looked at Tulip with worry in his eyes.

Hancock... Robin... Tulip looked sad, put her hands on her forehead, and looked up at the playful Ace and Luffy, feeling a little regretful.