I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

　　 It was another boring day. I sat at the counter in peace and looked at the computer screen.

　　 He felt that life seemed to lose its meaning.

　　 Because the document on the computer screen shows zero words.

　　 codeword time is 6 hours and 42 minutes.

　　The input speed is 3260 words per hour.

　　 But there is no more word in the document.

　　 because they were all deleted by him.

　　 tried four different beginnings in total.

　　 Zuo son-in-law, soldier king, abandoned young man, waste wood counterattack.

　　 are the hottest topics now!

　　 But unfortunately, every beginning can only be the beginning.

　　 was then deleted by him.

The reason is……

　　 "This **** reasonable party addiction!" He sighed.

　　 For web writers, reasonable hobby is really the enemy of a lifetime! It is the biggest obstacle to every author, promotion and rise!

　　 And obviously, he can't beat this level.

　　Writing a son-in-law wants to test the price...

　　 Isn't this asking yourself trouble?

　　Meow!

　　 Kitten Best, jumped on top of him, and touched his chest affectionately with his little head.

　　 seems to be comforting him.

　　 "How good!" Lingping touched the kitten's soft hair, feeling some warmth.

　　 He stood up and looked out the door.

　　 It's already evening.

　　 He looked at the take-out food box delivered at noon.

There are many sushi and a large bowl of eel rice in 　　.

　　 He thought about it, and dispelled the urge to take out.

　　 When he was in school, he already knew the importance of environmental protection.

　　For the forests and wetlands of the Federal Empire, but also for the protected animals and plants inhabiting the protected areas.

　　 Lingping has always been very economical.

　　 So, he picked up the leftover meals at noon, walked upstairs, casually heated it up, then slipped down and sat at the counter to eat.

　　 Leftovers, the taste is not so good.

　　 But the spirit is safe and slow, and I am half full.

　　 put down the tableware, he glanced at his kitten eagerly.

　　 "You want to drink tea again?" He could tell at a glance that the little guy was greedy for his'tea'.

　　Meow.

　　 The kitten gave a spiritual cry.

　　 "Okay!" Lingping stood up, picked up the tea cup, poured a little leaf from the drawer, then walked to the water dispenser and soaked a cup of fragrant tea.

　　 One person, one cat, shared this cup of fragrant tea.

　　 "Comfortable!" After drinking his share, Ling slumped on the chair peacefully and comfortably.

Out of the corner of 　　's eyes, he caught a glimpse of a drunk figure walking staggeringly in front of his shop.

　　 Click!

　　 He fell to the ground.

　　 Ling stood up quickly and safely, he opened the door and saw the guy who fell in front of his door.

　　 A Gentile man in his thirties.

　　 Ling scratched his head peacefully.

　　 As a law-abiding and qualified citizen of the Federal Empire, Ling Ping is still very friendly to these foreign friends.

　　 After all, people who can come to the territory of the Federal Empire generally do not come for tourism or business.

　　 "Your Excellency..." He knelt down and patted the drunk man on the shoulder: "How are you?"

　　 He is not afraid that this drunk does not understand the language of the Federal Empire.

　　 Because the official language of the Federal Empire is universal.

　　 After all, almost everyone has a Federal Empire, and the Federal Empire, in fact, can still live very well without the world.

　　 That's why the Republicans advocated honorable isolation.

　　 What does it matter to us to beat the Gentiles to death and life?

　　 Close the door and hide into the small building to form a unified, isn’t it a good thing?

　　 The drunkard seemed to open his eyes soberly when he heard what he said.

　　 Then, he moved his lips.

　　 Ling hurriedly lowered his head again.

　　 As a result, he saw a dagger, and it hit his neck.

"Boy!" The Gentile drunk instantly changed from drunk to fierce fierceness. He grabbed the collar of the spirit and put the dagger tightly against his neck: "Hurry up and take me in. Otherwise, don't blame my knife for not being affectionate!"

　　 Ling was scared to pee.

　　 It’s the first time I have encountered such a dangerous thing when I grow up so big.

　　 However, he did not panic.

　　After thinking about it, he decided to hold the Gentile first.

　　 Then, he said: "Calm down! Sir, calm down!"

　　 "Everything is easy to discuss..." He looked at the dagger that was resting on his neck, and for some reason, Ling Ping'an was actually a little excited.

　　 seems to be just a toy knife on his neck.

　　 "Are you asking for money, or?" he asked.

　　 "Stop talking nonsense!" The Gentile started to force his hands: "First pretend to help me into your shop!"

　　 "Okay!" Lingping nodded: "Since you like..."

　　 So he stretched out his hand, very much in line with the actions of the Gentiles, pulled him up, and then under his duress, walked into the shop.

　　Meow!

　　 There was a meow, and it rang sharply.

　　 Lingping's eyes saw the kitten Best leaping high from the corner of the counter.

　　 The cat's vigorous posture is extremely elegant.

　　 It fell on the head of the Gentile at an extremely fast speed.

　　 Then, he stretched out his paw, and suddenly scratched his scalp.

what!

　　 The foreigners let out a miserable cry.

　　 It looks like he hurts when the kitten catches it.

　　 Ling Ping An immediately took the opportunity to break free from his intimidation.

　　 Then I took a quick walk, picked up from the counter and placed it in the corner of the counter, intending to send the bronze gluttonous handicraft to my aunt.

　　 Looking back is just a moment.

　　咣!

　　Bronze-based crafts hit the opponent’s skull.

　　 Let his blood flow like a shot.

　　 He staggered and fell to the ground.

　　 Ling Ping'an cautiously stepped forward, kicked, and did not respond.

　　 "Brother is scared to death!" He let out a long breath.

　　 Then he picked up the phone: "Hello~www.ltnovel.com~Monster demon spirit?"

　　 "I have gangsters robbing with a knife..."

　　 "Well, you may not believe it, the gangster was subdued by me and my cat..."

　　 "It's thrilling!"

　　 "You guys come here soon!"

　　 hung up the phone, Lingping stepped forward, hugged the kitten Best who was still lying next to the Gentile gangster, roaring low, flaring his teeth and claws, and looking like a hunter.

　　 and kissed it mouth to mouth.

　　 "Little boy, you are so brave!" Lingping said: "In the future, I will buy you whatever you want!"

　　 If there is no kitten, Ling Ping'an suspects that he will explain it here today.

　　 is too thrilling!

　　 But...

　　 So exciting!

do not know why……

　　 There is a faint expectation in Lingping's heart.

　　 I look forward to this excitement every day.

　　 "Bah bah bah!" He spitted again and again: "Bad and bad spirits!"

　　 The police in the Federal Empire are very efficient.

　　 A few minutes later, a police car with its siren rushed to the door of Lingping’s store.

　　 A burly police officer got out of the car with a few officers.

　　 "Where is the gangster?" the police officer asked.

　　 Lingping pointed to his counter.

　　 "Police officer, where are you!" he said.

　　 In his eyes, the person lying down in front of his counter is a typical Gentile.

　　 has blond hair, a slight bald head, and pockmarks on his face.

　　 But in the eyes of the police officer.

　　Who is there on the ground?

　　 is clearly a smashed corpse, the whole body is almost completely shattered, but the corpse with the characteristics of a werewolf can be vaguely recognized.

　　 The police officer swallowed hard.