I Refused to Be a Substitute, and Shot to Fame on a Variety Show With My Mother-In-Law

  Chapter 10 Buying a House in Prison

  Han Qianye was dissatisfied with Li Xiwu's obstruction, turned sideways and said, "This cat is so ugly that I won't reach out."

   Li Xiwu pursed his lips, but didn't answer.

  At this time, Min Hanrong took the initiative to ask Li Xiwu: "You had such a serious expression just now, can it be true that you can't touch it?"

   Li Xiwu said truthfully: "It's best not to, try to walk around when you see it."

   "Such an exaggeration?" Min Hanrong didn't quite believe Li Xiwu's words.

  Tao Jing was skeptical: "I also think this raccoon cat doesn't look like an indigenous raccoon cat, it's a bit weird."

   is actually ugly, Tao Jing is not ashamed to say so directly.

   "If I want to raise a cat like this, how much will it cost?" Han Qianye asked suddenly.

  She usually has a cat.

  I have raised Persian cats, Ragdoll cats, and Angora cats before and after. They are all high-value cats.

   It was the first time I saw such an 'ugly' cat with such characteristics, and I was a little interested in it for a while, and wanted to raise it.

   "It's not about money." Li Xiwu was going to explain, this is not a cat.

   Before he could speak, he heard Han Qianye ask again: "It's not about the money, it's about the procedures. If I want to raise this cat, what procedures do I need to go through?"

  Li Xiwu replied calmly: "You need to buy a house in the prison first."

  Han Qianye: "...?"

  Min Hanrong: "...?"

   Tao Jing: "...?"

  The barrage at this time has gone crazy.

  【I clicked on the family members! Questions! Really happy mother-in-law! 】

  【The smile didn’t disappear, it just moved from their face to mine hahahahahaha! 】

  【I really want to die from laughing, Sister Li speaks pertinently, buy a house in prison first! 】

  【But to be honest, most people have never seen a lynx, so it’s not surprising that they can’t recognize it. 】

  【Lynx: Ho! tui! You are ugly! Your whole family is ugly! 】

  【Lynx: Ho! tui! You are the raccoon cat, you are all raccoon cats! 】

  【Lynx: I just came out for a stroll, and these country folks called me a cat? Still want to support me? Handcuffs! It's a punishment! You can be imprisoned but not imprisoned. 】

  【If Li Xiwu hadn't appeared just now, the show might not be guaranteed. 】

  Han Qianye, who couldn't hold back his face, glanced at Li Xiwu: "Are you joking or are you serious?"

  Li Xiwu calmly explained: "It is a lynx, a second-class national wildlife protection animal, and it is protected by national laws. It is illegal to raise it privately."

  Han Qianye's face turned a little green.

   Min Hanrong next to her sighed in her heart, thinking, it's a good thing she wasn't the one she said she wanted to raise.

   It's a shame.

   That is a national second-class protected animal!

   "Is this really a lynx?!" Only Tao Jing had the most vivid reaction.

  Li Xiwu nodded: "Yes."

   "But," Tao Jing made a length gesture: "Aren't all lynxes this big?"

  Li Xiwu said: "It's still a cub."

   Tao Jing smiled embarrassedly: "No wonder it looks like a cat, so it hasn't grown up yet."

  If you meet this lynx today, it is already an adult lynx, and there is a high probability that it will not be recognized as a cat.

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  At this time, Gao Yueban, who was sitting in front of the monitor, was wiping sweat with his forehead.

  Recalling the screen connected to the monitor in the live broadcast just now, I couldn't help sighing: "It was really a surprise."

  Little assistant: "Fortunately, Teacher Li knows lynx, otherwise something will happen."

  Gao Yueban asked: "Didn't the first group and the fourth group be notified before the interview, there are many national second-class protected animals in Fuzhen, why are they so tigers, and the show was almost lost."

  The little assistant guessed: "It may be because it is a lynx cub that looks like a civet cat, so everyone didn't think that it is a second-class national protected animal."

  Gao Yueban confessed: "Tell the photographers, listen to the four directions and watch all directions, and don't make such mistakes again. I almost scared me out of a heart attack."

   Really almost lost the show.

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  For this afternoon's episode, there was a little hot search on Weibo around five o'clock.

   Netizens directly posted the screenshot recording of the live broadcast at that time on Weibo, and posted it with the hot word #欢喜爸爸#, which is currently very popular.

  The hot search term ranked No. 1 on the hot search page is: #林鲤#

   Netizens who were at a loss and didn't know what was going on, clicked on this hot search out of curiosity.

  【I wipe! Seeing the hot search on lynx, I was so scared that I thought lynx was going extinct, so I clicked in to have a look. 】

【what's the situation? Huanxi mother-in-law is on the air? Or live broadcast? Can I swipe gifts? 】

  【I'm very busy at work during the day, and I don't have time to watch the live broadcast at all. Let's squat on the wind station and broadcast it on Friday. 】

  【I read this passage, and it almost made me faint from laughing, hahahaha buying a house in prison. 】

  【I'm just curious, Min Hanrong is married to a rich man, and her daughter-in-law is also a learned artist, how can she not recognize that it's a lynx? It's obvious at a glance, okay? I suspect it's a script prepared by the show crew, deliberately to praise Li Xiwu. 】

  【I dare say that nine out of ten people will not recognize it! Why is it intentional or not, how dark the mind is. 】

  【Li Xiwu is an artist manager, if you want to praise, you should also praise Xie Wen! I heard that Xie Wen is planning to come back now. 】

  【When I see Xie Wen now, the words 'unfortunate' are all in my mind. What a bright future I had back then. 】

at the same time.

  In the third live broadcast room.

   This time is almost six o'clock in the evening.

  In order to reflect the life of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the program team specially set up a kitchen in the hotel. Most five-star hotels will not respond to such a request, but when celebrities come to record programs, the hotel can still appear on TV, which is equal to free publicity.

  At this time, Xie Wen was making dinner in the kitchen, while being distracted by the babbling and crying from the bedroom.

  It was agreed in the morning that Xie Wen was in charge of cooking and her mother-in-law Zheng Yuehua was in charge of taking care of the people.

   Evening is the same.

  She was busy in the kitchen, and Xin Xin, who was led by Zheng Yuehua in the bedroom, kept crying and making noises, not knowing what was going on. But now that the live camera is watching her cooking, she can't walk away easily.

  Before the recording and broadcasting, Xie Wen discussed with the director that during the live broadcast, her daughter would not be on camera.

  When she was with her mother-in-law and daughter, she also took a long shot. Zheng Yuehua took her granddaughter in the bedroom at the moment, and no photographer went in, nor did anyone else go in. I don't know what's going on inside.

  Xie Wen couldn't calm down to cook. She dropped the busy things in her hands, rinsed her hands repeatedly in the sink, wiped off the water stains on the apron, and stepped into the bedroom at a faster pace. The photographer stopped at the door.

"mom!"

   This time, Xie Wen yelled out a lot of helplessness.

  At this time, the mother-in-law Zheng Yuehua was lying on the bed, holding the mobile phone with one hand, and the mobile phone page was in video call mode. Zheng Yuehua was chatting with the person on the other end of the phone with a smile on her face, and she didn't pay attention to her little granddaughter Shen Xin who was lying beside her and was crying non-stop.

  (end of this chapter)