I Truly Am The God of Learning

Ye Lingchen chuckled, "It was originally."

Xiao Yueyue couldn't help it, "I can't do it? Did I provoke you and you provoke you?"

Ye Lingchen was helpless, and quickly changed his words: "You're not bad, not bad."

Xiao Yueyue was anxious, "Don't say this!"

Ye Lingchen pointed at Xiao Yueyue, "Is it right? Fatty!"

Xiao Yueyue: "What's wrong?"

Ye Lingchen: "Go to this station, put your stomach on the table and hold it. It will be more comfortable."

Audience: "Pfft—"

Xiao Yueyue vomited blood: "Which eye did you see me on the table?"

Ye Lingchen was determined, "Go back."

Xiao Yueyue's face was filled with resentment, and she stepped back, "What's wrong with stepping back?"

Ye Lingchen understood: "Look, it's all tilted."

Xiao Yueyue: "It's just fatter."

Ye Lingchen: "Why are you so fat, your family is in good condition, they are rich for six generations!"

Xiao Yueyue cooperated: "Our family has six generations."

Ye Lingchen added, "The sixth generation has money, so I gave him all the money."

Xiao Yueyue: "I inherited it all."

Ye Lingchen waved his hand, "Let him spend it all! Huo, the big capital has rooms all around!"

Xiao Yueyue sneered, "Look, there is a room in the ring."

Ye Lingchen gave a thumbs up, "I like buying a house and moving."

Xiao Yueyue's eyes narrowed with a smile, and she said cheaply, "Because there are so many rooms, I have to live."

Ye Lingchen: "Isn't it right? Look at how dead he is. Look at him. Because there are so many rooms, I have to live there."

The audience laughed. The two were a perfect match. Standing on the stage, the facial expressions alone were enough to make people happy, just like two mobile emojis.

Moreover, their tone of voice has its own ridicule characteristics. As soon as they say it, no matter what they say, it makes people feel happy when they hear it.

The cross talk continues.

Xiao Yueyue: "Nonsense, that room has to be lived in."

Ye Lingchen looked at him, "Have you moved recently?"

Xiao Yueyue was proud, "Moved."

Ye Lingchen: "Where did you move to?"

Xiao Yueyue: "The city center, the front door."

Ye Lingchen was startled, stared at Xiao Yueyue in surprise, and said loudly, "Who is it?!"

Xiao Yueyue was startled, "I, I..."

Ye Lingchen: "The front door is great!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled: "That must be good!"

Ye Lingchen: "Good place, I also live at the front door!"

Xiao Yueyue was taken aback, "You wait!"

Ye Lingchen said to himself, "Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it?"

Xiao Yueyue was a little confused: "You also live in the front door? Why haven't I seen you when you live in the front door?"

Ye Lingchen smiled slightly: "You went out early, I came back late, we are not allowed to worship the neighbors. Besides, how big is the front door."

Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized, "That's right, there are tens of thousands of people living there."

Ye Lingchen: "Where do you live by the front door?"

Xiao Yueyue: "There is a gallery room headline, Hutong."

Ye Lingchen shouted again: "Who is it! Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it? I also live in the corridor room and make headlines!"

Xiao Yueyue was stunned: "We both live in the same alley, so why haven't I seen you?"

Ye Lingchen: "You went out early, I came back late, we are not allowed to worship the neighbors."

Xiao Yueyue thought for a moment, "Yes."

Ye Lingchen: "What number do you live in Toutiao in the corridor room?"

Xiao Yueyue: "I live in No. 8."

Ye Lingchen's eyes suddenly widened: "Who is it?!"

Xiao Yueyue was completely stunned, and her little mouth couldn't help herself: "But, maybe... it's me, right?"

Ye Lingchen: "Isn't it a coincidence, isn't it? I also live in number 8!"

Xiao Yueyue was amused: "We both live in the same courtyard, and I have never seen you."

Ye Lingchen is still the same: "You go out early, I come back late, we must not worship the neighbors!"

Xiao Yueyue scratched his head: "Let's not look up either."

"Hahaha, no, Xiao Yueyue is too simple."

By the time they got here, many viewers had already noticed that Ye Lingchen was going to do something.

Moreover, just this dialogue has already made many audiences overjoyed, laughing to the side.

"Mom, I feel that there is a deep pit waiting for Xiao Yueyue."

"These two are so interesting, they make it look like the real thing."

"The most important thing is their tone of voice, which brings so much joy."

"Xiao Yueyue: Do I have such a neighbor? It's so unfortunate that I can't meet."

"Xiao Yueyue: I may have a fake neighbor."

"Xiao Yueyue: I have a sentence about MMP I don't know if I should say it or not."

Ye Lingchen continued to ask, "Do you live in the south room or the north room?"

Xiao Yueyue: "I live in Beifang."

This time, before Ye Lingchen could speak, someone in the guest room shouted in unison, "Who is it?!"

On the barrage of the live broadcast room, there was a barrage of "Who is it", and everyone was happy.

Xiao Yueyue said helplessly, "It's me! What's the matter."

Ye Lingchen and the big guy said at the same time, "Isn't that a coincidence? Isn't it? I also live in Beifang!"

Xiao Yueyue fainted: "Oh, we both live in the same house, and I haven't seen you before."

Another big guy helped Ye Lingchen to answer: "You went out early, I came back late, we are not allowed to worship the neighbors!"

Xiao Yueyue complained: "What kind of work are we?"

Ye Lingchen: "The bed in the north room is the one on the kang?"

Xiao Yueyue: "I have a bad waist. I set up a kang in the house."

"Who is it?!"

"Me! What's going on?"

"Isn't it a coincidence, isn't it? I also live on that kang!"

"We both slept in the same bed, and I never saw you."

"You go out early, I come back late, we are not allowed to worship the neighbors."

The content is getting more and more funny, and the audience is overjoyed, and their mouths can't help but grin.

"What are you covering?"

"I spread a red mattress and cover a blue quilt."

"Who is it?!"

"I!"

"Isn't it a coincidence, isn't it? I also spread a red mattress and a blue quilt."

"What you said, we both slept under the covers, and I never saw you."

"You go out early, I come back late, we are not allowed to worship the neighbors."

"Who do you sleep with at night?"

"Me and my wife."

"Who is it?!"

Xiao Yueyue came back to it this time, and hurriedly stopped, "Shut up! It's just me..."

Ye Lingchen continued on his own, "Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it? Me too..."

Xiao Yueyue's face turned red with anger, "Sit over there! How wicked is this person? He took advantage of me for a long time."

"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter, and even the guests couldn't hold back.

Qin Baichuan shook his head with a wry smile, "This kid, what a talent."

"Wow, haha, no, I laughed so hard that tears came out."

"Dare to wait here for Xiao Yueyue, Ye Shen is really bad."

"Who said that these two people can't talk about cross talk, so why can't they talk?"

"Our whole family burst out laughing, hahaha, so happy."

The internet has exploded too!

【This is too beautiful! 】

[Ye Shenniu-Force! 】

[Fuck, this Spring Festival Gala is awesome, so interesting. 】

[Obviously he is a sports superstar, but he can speak cross talk so well, do you dare to believe it? 】

[I thought it was a full-fledged show. Damn, it's actually so exciting. It's really surprising. 】

[Suddenly I feel that other programs are full...]

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