I Went To Fake Academy

2022-04-06

Chapter 4 I went to a fake college

Lin Xiao immediately squatted when he heard the order, then his hands started to sway back and forth .

Instructor Frank can’t stand it anymore, and is also a little curious about the formidable power of “inertia”.

“Take off!”

Five students took off at the same time, Shua!

Four of the female students jumped up and shot out like arrows from the string, and Lin Xiao’s legs quickly fell to a position about three meters in front of the line.

After Lin Xiao landed, only to find that the other four female classmates were gone?

【Where are they? 】Lin Xiao looked up, but was surprised to find that they were not missing, but appeared far in front of him!

【Ah! They. Did they jump over? 】Lin Xiao was shocked.

“Haha, I’m dying of laughter, this is inertia!”

“Haha, yes, this inertia is nothing more than that! I thought it was a sacred skill, but It’s better for me to jump farther on one foot.”

The classmates watching behind them all laughed.

At this time, Instructor Frank looked at Lin Xiao with a serious face and asked, “Are you finished? Are you not ready? Do you want to start over.”

“No, instructor, this distance is almost my limit.” Lin Xiao answered truthfully.

The instructor gave Lin Xiao a blank look and started recording everyone’s grades.

The results came out soon. The results of the five people were: two meters, seventeen meters, eighteen meters, nineteen meters and twenty meters.

[My God, this. This must be something wrong! this world. Is it? No way, really crossed? this. . . . . Can’t it? 】Lin Xiao tried hard to remember what went wrong, and then he remembered what happened when he was struck by lightning: Is it because I was struck by lightning and then passed through?

Lin Xiao originally thought it was a movie, but now it looks like it’s a ‘real movie’!

Lin Xiao thought of this and clenched his fists, but found that his strength had not changed.

[Oops, they all say that time-travel has its own innate talent or system, but why am I an ordinary person, I have nothing, this is so unreasonable! ]

Lin Xiao was puzzled, but he soon found that Instructor Frank was looking at him suspiciously.

Lin Xiao felt a little embarrassed, and in order to break this situation, he had to say: “Instructor Frank, this distance is definitely more than two meters, it is almost three meters, why only two meters? Dozens of centimeters? The distance is omitted?”

“If it is close to three meters, it can only be counted as two meters, don’t you know the rules? The distance of long jumps should be rounded down.” Instructor Frank said.

Lin Xiao’s mouth widened. He didn’t expect this recording method to be so “generous”, and it would even be rounded down! It’s no wonder that when the four female students took off, they were 1 to 20 centimeters away from the line, because the distance of the long jump here is calculated in meters, and those 1 or 20 centimeters are only in the round, which will affect the results. .

“I’ll see how long you can play it.” After Instructor Frank finished, he turned his head to continue the test.

It didn’t take long for the high jump and long jump test results to come out.

Lin Xiao’s long jump is two meters, while the high jump is only one meter. The best long jump and high jump results in the class are 24 meters and 12 meters respectively.

Faced with this abnormal result, Lin Xiao made sure that he was already not in the original world.

[It’s over, I was originally a scumbag in that world, but after coming to this world, it’s really too much scum! 】Lin Xiao thought so.

“The next test is one-handed pull-ups. The test rules are very simple, ten seconds, the more you do, the better the score!” Instructor Frank shouted.

Everyone quickly gathered in front of a horizontal bar, this time in groups of one to start the test.

The first one to play was Pero. He held the horizontal bar in one hand and said, “Get on the hoop, three!”

Pero is about 1.8 meters tall and has a burly body. , The muscles are thick and strong, with a red short inch head, his appearance is relatively simple and honest.

Lin Xiao hearing this looked at the big iron rings on the side and realized that these iron rings originally played this role.

“Wow, Hercules? This strength, tsk tsk tsk…I’m afraid most people can’t compare.”

“Isn’t it? The difficulty factor is 3.0 Ah, who can bear it, usually two iron rings are enough.”

Soon, the instructor put three thick iron rings on Pero’s waist. A hoop is estimated to weigh hundreds of pounds.

“Get ready, start!”

shua~ shua~ shua~, Pero’s body was shaking up and down desperately, and the speed could hardly be counted by his mouth.

“Stop!” Instructor Frank said, “Yes, there are twenty-two in total, multiplied by a factor of three-zero, and the score is sixty-six.”

“What! One-handed pull-ups, twenty-two in ten seconds, and three iron rings.” Lin Xiao said in his mouth.

Instructor Frank’s hearing is very good. He looked at Lin Xiao and said, “Listen to my classmates, you’ve been pretending to be a boss. Come and test your pull-ups.”

Lin Xiao had no choice but to walk in front of the horizontal bar and grip the horizontal bar with one hand, but the instructor seemed to be waiting for him to speak.

The instructor waited for a long time and asked suspiciously, “Why, don’t you add a hoop?”

Lin Xiao looked at the thick hoop next to him and swallowed , then hook the head.

The instructor said: “The best solution is to add two iron rings, so that the strength and speed can reach the optimal solution, if you don’t add iron rings, the difficulty factor is 0.5, which means ten You have to do one hundred and thirty-two in seconds to catch up with the grades of the classmate just now, have you made up your mind?”

Lin Xiao hearing this was stunned, doing one hundred and thirty in ten seconds Two, or one-handed pull-ups? Isn’t this a fantasy story? Even if you give yourself ten seconds to press the mouse and keyboard to release the skill, it is impossible to press one hundred and thirty-two times.

“Instructor, hurry up and give your order, I can’t hold it anymore. If you continue, I’m afraid I can’t do any of them.” Lin Xiao said with difficulty while holding the horizontal bar with one hand.

The instructor looked at Lin Xiao suspiciously, and then began to give the order: “Prepare…start!”

With the order, Lin Xiao exerted his strength with difficulty, His face was flushed, and not only that, his feet were kicking and kicking like a tortoise.

This is not surprising. Today’s students all grew up beside computers, and their physical fitness is relatively poor, while Lin Xiao’s physical fitness is not bad in that world, and he can definitely pull up with both hands. Passing, but one-handed pull-ups are very difficult.

Ten seconds passed quickly, and Lin Xiao’s results came out, less than two, because when doing the second pull-up, his hands were not fully folded, and his chin did not reach the top of the horizontal bar. Then multiplied by the difficulty factor of 0.5, Lin Xiao scored less than one, and Instructor Frank directly gave him a “duck egg”.

“ah ha ha, I’m dying of laughter, this guy is too funny.”

“Yeah, yeah, still acting like that, kicking and kicking Yes.”

“I dare say this is the best comedian I have ever seen.” Some female students and some male students in the class said with a smile.

The students in the class like to watch jokes, especially Lin Xiao’s jokes, because from the moment he stepped into the classroom, he was put on a different aura.

Lin Xiao has become the tail of the crane that no one in the class can surpass, and most people can’t imitate it.

Angelique covered her cherry mouth and giggled after seeing this scene.

“hmph, Stinking Insect!” Catherine scolded, sickening the thought of this guy blowing kisses on her.

After Lin Xiao got off the horizontal bar, Instructor Frank stared at him for ten seconds, and threw a sentence out of his mouth: “Are you a funny guy invited by God?”

“No, Frank, I’ve tried my best!”

“Please put the word Instructor when you call me by name.”

“Yes, Instructor Frank, I I really, really worked hard just now, I can only do two, this is too difficult for me, my expertise is not this.” Lin Xiao explained.

Lin Xiao started to not knowing what to do and didn’t know how to explain it.

The instructor looked at him blankly and asked, “What is your specialty? Teleportation? Forbidden Magic? Or call the wind and summon the rain?”

Lin Xiao was speechless. He swallowed and explained, “If I say I’m not from this time and space, would you believe me?”

“ah ha ha, I’m dying of laughter!” The students below Another burst of laughter.

But only two female classmates did not laugh, one was Catherine, and Catherine said in her mouth: “hmph! Childish, disgusting!”

And another classmate took it seriously, then It was Angelique, she said silently in her heart: Is he really not from Azure continent?

“Okay, this joke isn’t funny at all, I’ll see how long you can play it.” Instructor Frank continued the test.

Lin Xiao looked a little frustrated, then stepped aside and looked up at the sky, but it didn’t take long for a faint scent of perfume to waft from nearby.

Lin Xiao was somewhat familiar with the scent of this perfume, he turned his head and saw Angelique walking over.

Angelique smiled at him, then said, “You just pretended again.”

Lin Xiao said seriously: “No, I didn’t pretend, I did my best. .” Lin Xiao said here and asked, “Have you finished the test?”

“en?”

“What’s your score?”

“The overall score is 150.”

Lin Xiao hearing this, his jaw almost dropped, ten seconds, one hundred and fifty, an average of fifteen per second, this is too perverted Bar. “How did you do it?”

“This kind of simple test is very easy for me, I am a magician, although not as powerful as a warrior, but I can use auxiliary skills, Make yourself faster.”

“magician? warrior?” Lin Xiao muttered in his mouth.

[It turns out that I have traveled to another world, where there are magician and warrior. It’s over, I came here as an ordinary person, I don’t have a novel gift pack yet. This is tantamount to throwing a broiler on the African savannah! God, you are so cruel! ]

Lin Xiao immediately remembered that on the way to the academy, after encountering a thunderstorm and being struck by lightning, he faintly felt that some changes had taken place in this world.

I vaguely remember the fantastic scenes in the forest after the rain and sunny days: Qionghua Yaocao, exotic fruits, golden streamers. A variety of flowers exude a fragrant and fragrant breath, which makes people smell particularly refreshed; there are also the shining wild fruits; the mushrooms the size of umbrellas, and the melodious birdsong.

The air, the sun, the forest are very different from before.

“Could it be that time travel really started at that time?” Lin Xiao said in his mouth.

“Huh? What time-travel? What did you say.” Angelique asked.

“Oh, no, I’m talking nonsense.”

“By the way, you just said that you are not from this time and space, so which time and space are you from?”

Lin Xiao replied: “I was born in Huaxia, after zero.”

“Huaxia? I’ve never heard of it, don’t you? Huh?” Angelique was very puzzled, But the latter words did not go on.

“Where is this place and what time is it.”

“This is the Azure Empire, and the time is the Azure calendar for 10,000 years, don’t you know?”

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Lin Xiao silently read: Azure Empire, Azure Calendar 10,000 years?

Lin Xiao doesn’t know where it is or what year it is, but he is sure of one thing, that he should be on Earth, but the time is not right.

A group of students in the class started to gossip not far away, Lin Xiao didn’t care, he was already very thick-skinned.

“I have a question for you.”

Angelique blinked: “You said”

“Why are the male students in this class? I’m afraid of female classmates, and why are female classmates better than male classmates?”

Angelique hehe smiled and said, “It seems that you are really not from this world, I won’t tell you.” Angelique said Running away with small steps.

(End of this chapter)