I’m In Charge of SCP

At that moment, that person's hand was only 0.01 centimeter away from Zhang Jue's body.

Zhang Jue dodged and avoided his touch.

Because he recognized each other.

If his guess is correct, this unlucky guy should also be an SCP item.

No. 2416.

...

SCP-2416 is not a single person, and this designation refers to multiple instances of a 35-year-old Caucasian male named Joseph Grunderson-Pike.

Despite having no abnormal brain activity and no history of mental disorders, SCP-2416 exhibits a low level of intelligence and a high likelihood of being involved in fatal accidents.

In simple terms, SCP-2416 is a person who is always involved in fatal accidents, and after death, an identical person is 'reborn'.

The reason why this rebirth is put in quotation marks is because after rebirth, although the name and appearance of the reborn person are the same as the original owner, they will lose the memory of the original owner—in fact, they are two completely different people.

The cause of his death is generally very strange, or people feel very absurd.

According to Foundation records, he choked to death on food because he "really liked oatmeal", slept on the highway because he was "tired", and climbed into the incinerator at Site-59 because he was "looking for a toilet", Visited a deadly cognitohazard out of "curiosity".

In short, the cause of death is as strange as it is.

If anyone can write a book about his experience, he will definitely be rated as a "leader" in the death industry.

In fact, such an SCP project, the harm is quite small.

No matter how he dies, as long as it doesn't harm other people, it can even be treated as a joke.

But for Zhang Jue.

SCP-2416 is, however, more dangerous than any object encountered before.

Speaking of this, I have to review Zhang Jue's ability to go smoothly in the SCP world.

First, he is immune to the effects of some SCP items.

Second, he can obtain the ability of a part of the SCP project through physical contact, of course, the premise is that the project must be "alive".

Zhang Jue's second ability is somewhat similar to the star sucker in a certain martial arts novel.

It can absorb the opponent's skill and use it for its own use.

As long as the opponent's level is within a certain limit, the stronger the enemy he meets, the stronger the ability to absorb.

Sounds pretty perverted.

But this ability also has a fatal flaw.

Because it is absorbed indiscriminately, if the enemy's ability is "positive", he will naturally become stronger.

But if the enemy's ability is very tasteless, or even "negative", then he can only accept the order and suffer the consequences.

Obviously, the ability of SCP-2416 is negative, and it is the kind of negative ability that cannot be more negative.

Once contacted by SCP-2416 and absorbed his abilities, even Zhang Jue could not escape the fate of being "dead".

He could have died of overhydration the next day.

Then died of frequent urination on the third day.

Then died of dehydration on the fourth day.

Changing the way of death every day is still very funny.

Then he will have the opportunity to become the saddest protagonist of this century, none of them.

To sum up, if there is any item in the SCP world that can be called Zhang Jue's natural enemy, then SCP-2416 is definitely one.

The three Death Brothers wanted to take advantage of this to kill Zhang Jue.

Fortunately, Zhang Jue found out in time.

Direct contact with SCP-2416 has been avoided.

That doesn't make the book end there.

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Without Zhang Jue's support, SCP-2416 lay on the ground on a large horse.

Because he hit his head in the toilet before, he was already unconscious, but now he fell to the ground, and he couldn't get up again.

Zhang Jue glanced at him.

SCP-2416 already has the trait of "seeking death", and now it has come to SCP-1440's side, it is really hard not to die today.

Time passed minute by minute, and there were only five minutes left before the time agreed by Zhang Jue and Du Jingtian.

"The god of death is still on you." The old man looked at Zhang Jue, "If you don't kill me quickly, under my influence, you will die too."

From the looks of it, Zhang Jue hadn't completely cracked the trap of God of Death.

Even if he dodges SCP-2416, the cunning Death Brothers still have another trick.

There was a clicking sound, Zhang Jue looked up and found that there was a crack on the ceiling above the corridor.

The feet also began to shake.

Under the influence of SCP-1440, it won't be long before the entire building is destroyed.

"It looks like I won't be able to kill you."

Zhang Jue licked his lips and held the reality extractor tightly in his right hand. He remembered that SCP-1440 had survived an explosion that destroyed a foundation site, so ordinary killing would definitely not work on him.

So it was a killer move from the beginning.

SCP-1440 closed its eyes, bowed its neck and began to kill.

Zhang Jue muttered silently, and turned on the switch of the reality extractor.

The space around SCP-1440 warps for an instant.

His head and body gradually separated.

Just when Zhang Jue thought he was done, he felt that the Hume index around SCP-1440 was constantly increasing, and there seemed to be a force preventing him from modifying reality.

Holding the dragon crystal in his hand, Zhang Jue continued to increase his spiritual power, but he could only keep up with that power, and there was no way to continue to distort reality.

It is conservatively estimated that the Hume index around SCP-1440 has reached 300+, which has exceeded the limit that the reality extractor can achieve.

After a minute, Zhang Jue gave up.

He puts away the reality extractor, and SCP-1440 is still standing there intact.

The first attempt failed.

Zhang Jue let out a laugh.

It really wasn't that easy.

Although SCP-1440 still maintains the image of a human being, his strength is already comparable to that of the Hanged King, second only to SCP343.

Zhang Jue had no doubt that even if he came into contact with the other party, he would not be able to obtain any abilities from the other party.

Zhang Jue put away the reality extractor and walked towards SCP1440.

1440 has been standing there, waiting for Zhang Jue.

Zhang Jue approached him slowly and held his shoulder.

Sure enough, Zhang Jue couldn't feel anything except the dark breath.

This time, Zhang Jue tried to activate the ability of SCP-049 (epidemic doctor)—it failed.

"puff--"

He spat out a mouthful of blood.

The moment he activated his ability, a powerful reaction force hit him. If he hadn't stopped in time, he might have been seriously injured at this time.

"It's really difficult to deal with." Zhang Jue touched the blood at the corner of his mouth, with excitement in his eyes.

He activated Abel's ability and summoned the black long knife.

This knife has an inhibitory effect on self-healing ability. I don't know if it can still be effective against 1440, but no matter what, he can only try his best.

Zhang Jue swung his arms round, brandished the long black knife, and slashed at SCP1440's neck.

Just when the sharp blade was about to approach 1440's neck, Zhang Jue suddenly turned around and slashed to the other side.

A hand suddenly appeared, firmly holding the blade.

The hand appeared out of nowhere, very abruptly.

It's like a ghost suddenly materialized.

Zhang Jue firmly held the handle of the knife with both hands, and snorted, "Brother, since you're here, you might as well report your name."

"Ah." The figure of that person appeared slowly, as if someone had drawn it on the floor.

At the same time, an ethereal voice sounded.

"I've introduced you to me a long time ago. My name is nobody."