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The disaster of panda burning incense is still spreading in South Korea

Fall of Seoul

Fall of Busan

Fall of Incheon

Fall of Gyeongju

No part of the country was spared, as long as the places that can be seen on the map of South Korea are all hard-hit areas. The matter is getting bigger and bigger, the red alarm of the Korean virus center has no longer sounded, because thirteen calculators in a department of the Korean computer virus prevention and control center have all been burned by pandas. The seventy-first new variant The virus invaded the national disaster, and the South Korean side was unable to do anything about the virus in the end. It urgently asked the world for help, and kept urging several major countries to step up to crack the panda burning incense. They were really anxious.

The world is not peaceful either.

Panda Burning Incense also visited Russia, the United States, the Republic and other regions and countries, but fortunately, the infection of computers was relatively small, and it was quickly resolved.

it's a war

It's a war between the world and pandas burning incense

On the fifth day of the fifth day, at 4:5 a.m. Beijing time, the United States made a move

A network virus research institution in the United States established a Panda Burning Incense Virus Response Team, which was the first to crack the variant virus of the fourth, fifth, seventeenth, twenty-fifth, twenty-sixth, and seventy-eighth samples of Panda Burning Incense. , Made a special killing tool for these six variants of the virus, and updated the virus patch, which was announced by the antivirus company, and has been shared with Korean antivirus companies and security agencies.

These six variant viruses actually belong to a type of variant coding. In short, although the attack methods and attack methods of these variant viruses are slightly different, they are similar in nature. I found it, so I quickly made a special kill and patch for another type of homologous variant virus

The spread has been controlled to a certain extent, and the contribution of the United States has helped South Korea a lot. Although this is far from enough, it cannot reverse the situation. The crack of the mutant virus has not even been completed by one tenth, but after all, it is a shot in the arm, given to South Korea. Great confidence of the government and the people

On the sixth day of the sixth day, Han Fang cracked four virus variants by himself.

On the afternoon of the sixth day of the first lunar month, the Russian Computer Virus Center released seven defense patches for the panda burning incense variant virus, and provided "humanitarian assistance" to South Korea.

On the evening of the sixth day of the sixth day, Japan cracked three variants of the virus.

On the evening of the sixth day, Japan announced that it had cracked a variant virus again.

In the middle of the night on the seventh day of the first lunar month, the United States patched 20 panda burning incense variants that had not yet been cracked.

On the morning of the seventh day of the first lunar month, the world's largest computer system manufacturer released a system update, and carried out the most thorough patch update for the scope of the vulnerability of the panda burning incense invasion.

At noon on the seventh day of the first lunar month, North Korea also announced that it had cracked seventy-five varieties of panda-burning incense variant viruses, and then...then there was no more, and even the countries with the best relations with North Korea did not believe them.

India and the Philippines have also come to join in the fun, and South Korea's popularity in the world is not bad. The countries on this earth are still roughly those countries, but there are many subtle differences in diplomatic relations from Zhang Ye's earth. The world has changed, history has changed a little, and if it affects the whole body, international relations will naturally be different. In Zhang Ye's perception, the relationship between countries that did not have a good relationship seemed to be just fine in this world. Of course, it may only be superficial.

Antivirus

crack

Patch

The whole world is besieging pandas and burning incense

Everyone believed that this virus would be completely cracked eventually. Zhang Ye, the creator of the virus, also believed that there was no computer virus that could not be cracked. Panda burning incense could bring such a serious and large-scale infection to South Korea. This actually surpassed Zhang Ye early in the morning. Ye's expectations, he himself was surprised, like in his earth, panda burning incense is not so great, only infecting a few million computers, in the hardest hit areas of the republic, it is only a few provinces. The reason why the world can have such a big impact, Zhang Ye thinks about it, it must be the credit of the panda burning incense mutant virus. In his world, the panda mutants have been distributed one after another for a long time, and there are virus authors. Slowly improving, there were also other hackers who made variants of the source code for personal purposes, but Zhang Ye had information about these variant viruses, so he directly threw out all the experience of the "predecessors" within a few hours. This is the root cause of such a catastrophic network destruction to the South Korean side

However, it was precisely this reason that caused panic in the world. Only computer centers or master hackers in so many countries have joined forces to decipher the virus. The so-called quick come and go, right? The goal has been achieved, and the panda burning incense has already completed its task beyond the level, and it is time for it to "retire". Zhang Ye is generally very satisfied with the results of his attack this time. At least he didn't chop off his world-famous "Panda Burning Incense" reputation.

Time passed little by little.

Finally, on the morning of the eighth day, the World Computer Virus Prevention and Control Center announced that Panda Burning Incense and all virus variants have been completely cracked. A comprehensive killing tool has come out and is available to individual users all over the world for free download. Panda will no longer disturb the world. span

The news came too soon, too, too late.

Poisoned computer keeps recovering

Countless South Koreans cheered and burst into tears

Five days, five full days, five days of darkness

"Why did you come?"

"I've been waiting for you for too long, finally it's all broken"

"Victory"

"We won"

"Finally beat the panda"

"Damn panda, didn't he just scolded your republic a few words, didn't he just invade your websites, and didn't bring you too much loss, what about you? Ah? There's no need to be so vicious. Didn't Mom drive everyone to death?"

"God, I can go online again, I never thought that being able to go online would be such an exciting thing, thank God, thank you computer organizations around the world

"Damn panda, I don't want to see pandas in my fucking life, my heart is trembling."

"Don't mention the word panda. I can't hear these two words now. Don't say it. Anyway, we have already won."

Victory?

The Korean government is silent

The Korea Computer Virus Center is also silent

In the face of this panda burning incense, they had no power to fight back from beginning to end, suffered heavy losses, and even experienced a certain degree of economic regression. If this is also called victory, it is simply the biggest joke in the world. The opponent's hacker Just throwing out a virus at random, they have almost wiped out the entire army before eliminating the virus through the power of all countries in the world. Is there a victory at such a heavy price?

It's not a victory at all

Anyone with discernment knows that this is a complete fiasco.

This day is also destined to be recorded in history. This is the most serious network virus disaster in South Korea's history. Relevant institutions and computer departments have called it "the five black days".

The virus is suppressed.

Finishing work continues.

Clearing the residual virus and counting economic losses, although a solution has been found, the economic and psychological damage caused by panda burning incense to South Korea cannot be finished in a day or two, and even now, the Korean Computer Virus Center has not removed Panda. The red alert of burning incense, they are afraid of being beaten, they are afraid that there will be new variants and they don't know when they will kill them

"Haven't found '2 yet?"

"Hurry up and catch him"

"This '2 is too dangerous"

"What does the government do without a master? Arrest someone, investigate him, find him, and what are you waiting for?"

"I must take revenge"

"What kind of revenge, the previous lesson is not enough?"

"Yeah, I think it's better not to mess with that guy. That guy is too fucking nasty. If he messes up with him, he'll give us another shot. Who can stand it?"

Korean people have different opinions and opinions

As everyone knows, all countries have already acted on what they are shouting about, but where to find it? Where to go to check? They also want to capture this "2", but there is no trace at all. Although it is basically confirmed that the other party is from the Republic, who in the world does not know the population of the Republic? As far as this population base is concerned, this clue is equivalent to not saying it, and it is useless at all.

a few hours later.

Just when the aftermath of the panda burning incense has not yet dissipated, the South Korean government can't hide it after all, and can only announce to the world and the public the infection statistics of the panda burning incense virus and its variants on the country and society. economic loss

Looking at the infection data

Look at the list of economic losses

This second, the whole world is moved

Some people may have expected it before, and there are still many people who may not understand the harm of this virus. They only think that there is a way to kill it now. They don't have much concept and have not realized the seriousness of the problem Sex, but when this data was released, everyone was stunned

Is this... our loss?

How is that possible? It's so scary

Before the advent of Panda Burning Incense, no one could imagine that it was just a small computer virus, just a program as small as a few hundred kr spoons, which could actually make a country and a developed country in the world such an amazing tragic loss

You know, there was a terrorist attack in this world last year, which caused very heavy casualties and losses. In front of pandas burning incense, it can only be called a drop of a feather.

Is this still a virus?

It's a fucking nuke.

A virus has turned a major country in the world upside down. At this moment, the world remembers the panda burning incense, and the world also remembers the dangerous "2"