I’m Really a Superstar

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CCTV ll set.

Competition column group internal meeting.

There were ** people at the conference table.

The first leader said: "Is there any problem in the recording hall?"

"Everything is ready." A woman said.

"Where are the competition groups?" the first person asked again.

The third middle-aged person on the left said: "I have already contacted the people at the notary office, and we will randomly group them tomorrow."

Suddenly, a young man stopped talking and said: "Director, there is a problem right now. Two people who are on the list of the first batch of bad artists in Document No. 43 have come to register with us. We have no registration for the time being. Handle it and leave according to normal procedures."

The first person in charge said: "Well, I heard about this. It doesn't matter. Since this competition does not limit the number of players, we will follow the normal procedures. But you can follow them later. No matter what they say, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's Crosstalk programs must not be broadcast or uploaded. We have already issued strict orders from above. The programs of these bad artists are not allowed even if they are played on online videos. Please be careful."

"clear."

"we know."

Regarding the arrival of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, CCTV ll was speechless for a while. They knew that these two people were here to cause trouble. However, after long discussions, they still did not deprive Zhang Ye of their qualifications to compete. Because there was no reason or basis, they could Blocking the broadcast of Zhang Ye and Zhang Ye cannot block their personal rights. Moreover, this is not an ordinary entertainment program, but a national cross talk sketch competition. It is an authoritative competition sponsored by five or six departments including the United Cross Talk Association. If it is really life or death. It is not impossible not to allow Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai to participate, but in that case, their competition will lose its fairness and openness, and its reputation will be lost. Whoever you want to exclude will not be allowed to participate? Default champion? Exclude dissidents? This reputation is not very good, and it will have a bad influence on their program, so after discussions between the column team and the organizer, they finally decided to let Zhang Ye and Zhang Ye go their own way. It is not worth paying for two people who are unlikely to advance. Damage the show's reputation.

As for promotion?

That's a joke

It wasn’t even broadcast, and they weren’t included in the entries. How could they advance? And if these two people were to go on a show and act, would they still believe that they were talking about cross talk? What cross talk will they say? Cross talk is a language art. Without more than ten years of skills, you can't get into it.

same day.

The news also broke out on the Internet.

As soon as the news came out, it immediately caused countless people to watch and be shocked.

"Ah? Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancheng are just going to talk about cross talk?"

"Let me go, did I see it wrong?"

"Rumors, right? Rumors can't be trusted. How is it possible?"

"It should be true. It seems to have come from someone inside CCTV's ll suite."

"Isn't it blocked?"

"Yes, how can you still participate?"

"I don't understand either. What's going on?"

"Banning refers to restricting broadcast channels, rather than restricting personal freedoms and civil rights. It's like taking the civil service exam. You may have done bad things before, and even if you pass the exam, the other unit will not use you, but it does not mean that you are not qualified to register for the exam. Ah, you can still take the exam. Haha, I'm sure this idea came up with Teacher Zhang Ye. He took advantage of this loophole and prepared to mess up the cross talk sketch contest. He probably just wanted to cause trouble and cause trouble for others. Really? It’s too much to expect Teacher Zhang Ye to get any ranking. How can Zhang Ye know how to speak cross talk?"

"Then what's the point of going there? Will it still be broadcast?"

"It will definitely not be broadcast."

"Teacher Zhang always does things so unexpectedly, hahaha."

"No matter how disgusting you are, Teacher Zhang Ye is just having nothing to do with his family, so when he comes out, he feels a sense of joy."

"I also laughed. Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai team up to talk cross talk? I can't imagine this scene. I feel a sense of anticipation for no reason."

"I really want to see it live and see how bad Teacher Zhang can be."

"I guess Zhang Ye didn't even prepare for the cross talk show. When he goes there, he just creates trouble. As long as others are there, the goal is achieved. It doesn't matter how he says it.

"Improving Zhang Ye"

"Support Lao Yao"

"Haha, these two brothers are so capable of doing things."

"They are all banned. How dare they participate in TV competitions?"

Zhang Ye’s house.

As soon as I came back in the afternoon, the phone kept ringing.

First, the call came from sketch actor Ci Xiufang. The first sentence she asked was, "You participated in the cross talk competition? You are really good at it. What's the point?"

Zhang Ye held the phone and smiled: "Show your presence."

Ci Xiufang said: "Are you really not aware or are you pretending not to know? Do you think that if they ask you to sign up, you will be able to participate? You will be able to be broadcast? You will be promoted? You think too simply, I dare Guaranteed, after you participate in the preliminaries, you won't even be able to make any noise, and all your efforts will be in vain."

"I know."

"I know you're still going?"

"Oh, Aunt Ci, of course I have my own considerations."

After hanging up the phone from Teacher Ci, a few more friends called.

Tian Bin: "What's your situation?"

Zhang Ye said: "Haha, that's the situation."

"Are you really going to compete?" Tian Bin said speechlessly.

Zhang Ye hummed, "Of course."

Tian Bin said: "Okay, then I won't say anything."

Over there, Yao Jiancai next to him was also answering the phone calls one after another. They were all from his friends, and they were all asking about their registration for the competition.

Yao Jiancai answered the phone one by one.

Zhang Ye suggested: "There are still many things to do, let's just turn off the phone."

Yao Jiancai nodded, turned off his phone, and then looked at Zhang Ye and blinked, "Xiao Zhang, a few phone calls just woke me up. Before I signed up for the competition, brother, I was fooled by you and almost lost my way. Bei, now I think about it, something is wrong. You said that even if the preliminaries are not broadcast for us, the semi-finals and finals are live TV broadcasts. There is definitely no way CCTV will prevent us from being broadcast live. But that’s not right. We are not even allowed to broadcast the preliminaries. Your mother can’t see your work, and it’s banned from broadcasting. How about the two of us entering the semi-finals?”

Zhang Ye said vaguely: "We'll talk about it then."

Yao Jiancai fainted, "Say more?"

Zhang Ye said: "Since we have nothing else to do, let's just finish the cross talk and leave the rest to fate. Okay, old Yao, let's talk about the words first."

Yao Jiancai said: "I realized that I got on the pirate ship and couldn't get off. Okay, I'm going to risk it all this time. I'll stay with you until the end."

In fact, Zhang Ye understood what everyone said, but there were some things he couldn't explain to everyone. Of course he knew that his and Lao Yao's works could not be broadcast, and this competition was also full of difficulties and there was no way out, but Zhang Ye had He has his own method, but he can't tell others. What he has to do now is to drag Lao Yao to participate in the preliminaries and make the best of the cross talk works in the preliminaries.

The rest is left to fate

Whether this thing can work or not really requires some luck.