I’m Really a Superstar

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Preliminary draw site.

Group A and Group B have been drawn.

Zhang Ye came back and said, "Old Yao."

Yao Jiancai stared at the stage, "We're not here yet."

"It's okay, just wait." Zhang Ye was completely relaxed at this moment and no longer thought about how to solve this series of problems. He just left everything to fate.

Didi, the text message rang.

Zhang Ye took out his mobile phone and looked down. Winning? telephone fee? He curled his lips and closed it subconsciously. He was used to this kind of fraudulent text messages, but he didn't know what happened. Zhang Ye was startled, took out his phone again, and opened the text message. Hey, isn't this the mobile customer service number? ? With the mentality of giving it a try, he responded to the text message according to the above prompts, Didi, the text message prompt arrived, the recharge was successful.

I checked the phone bill and found it was an extra hundred yuan.

Zhang Ye was immediately happy. Although the money was not much, it conveyed one thing to Zhang Ye - a world with five times lower difficulty had begun to take effect.

there.

Results are still being announced:

"Wang Kesong, Zheng Jia, No. 6 of Group C."

"Zhang Xiao, Liu Yuan, No. 7 of Group C."

All the players were talking in low voices.

"Team A is very strong."

"Group C is not bad either. Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan are members of Tang Dazhang's cross talk club. They seem to be Mr. Tang Dazhang's apprentices. They are one of the favorites to win this time."

"Isn't that Wang Kesong the thirteenth member of the last cross talk competition?"

"Those who are assigned to Group C are unlucky. It looks like a group of death."

Suddenly, the host Wang Geer announced: "Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai, Group C, No. B." After saying that, he looked around the audience and did not see them, then he looked back and continued to announce the results. .

"Group C?"

"Those two plague gods are also in Group C?"

Zhang Ye could hear someone talking about them in front of him. He turned to Lao Yao and said, "What does No. B mean?"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "He is the eighth one to appear in the preliminaries of Group C. It will definitely be our turn to record today. Look at the time, it is estimated that we will be here at noon.

Zhang Ye said: "Then let's find a place to rest for a while."

"Okay." Yao Jiancai and the other two left. Lao Yao was still humming Peking Opera, looking very relaxed. As he walked, he said to Zhang Ye: "I heard that there are a few quarrelsome people assigned to group C, and there are two people from Tang Dazhang." A disciple is here too, appearing right in front of us, so it’s going to be lively this time.”

Zhang Ye said happily: "Are you quite confident?"

Yao Jiancai laughed and said: "I am not confident, I have given up hope. Even if our work is finished, it will not be broadcast, so we will just treat it as a play."

online.

CCTV ll set of cross talk sketch competition video official website.

The first work of Group A and the first work of Group B have been released. The two videos were uploaded and immediately attracted countless people to watch.

"Hahaha"

"Who are these two skinny guys?"

"This cross talk is not bad, very good."

"Yes, it seems that we have a lot of expectations for this competition."

In fact, judging from the quality of these preliminaries, it is definitely impossible to compare with the cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala. But the reason why many people criticize the cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala is because the expectations are different. For the Spring Festival Gala, many people Everyone has emotions, and their expectations are relatively high. If something is not as good as expected, people may not be able to accept it and think that the cross talk is not good. However, the current cross talk competitions have contestants from all over the world, including farmers, workers, and even some There are company CEOs participating, and most of them are amateurs. Even if there are professional crosstalk actors participating, they are not very famous, so everyone will naturally be more tolerant when watching.

vote

The two contestants No. 1 in Group A were temporarily in the lead, and the number of votes continued to grow. In the blink of an eye, they had more than 700 votes. Note: Each IP registered account can vote three times per day.

Message area.

"Ah, some groups have come out"

"I saw Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai"

"Group C? Hey, above them are Tang Dazhang's two apprentices?"

"It's true that we meet on a narrow road. I look forward to Teacher Zhang's works."

But there were more curses below.

"A host who doesn't know anything is here to join in the fun."

"Zhang Ye takes the cross talk competition too seriously. What kind of cross talk does he know? That talk show is just a vulgar entertainment program. Although it is also funny, it is completely different from cross talk. Cross talk is an art."

"The heat of Document No. 43 has not subsided. Is this really okay for Zhang Ye? It clearly states that no matter how hard it is to crack down on bad artists and vulgar and vulgar forms of entertainment, Zhang Ye still dares to come here when he has been involved in all of them? Is this It’s a typical person who won’t shed tears until he sees the coffin. Come here, let the cross talk seniors teach you how to say cross talk. You should also see what real art is. Your talk show is nothing at all.”

"Zhang Ye is just like a piece of rat shit in the entertainment industry. He is such a troublemaker."

"Let's see how embarrassed he is this time."

"Every line is like a mountain."

Not long after, a survey questionnaire was posted on the official website about "Who do you most expect to win the championship?" The results of the survey came out quickly.

Ranked first is a pair of cross talk actors who have already been famous for a long time. They have learned from authentic teachers, have solid basic skills in talking, learning and singing, and have few shortcomings.

The second one is a pair of young cross talk actors. They are newcomers. However, they participated in the Spring Festival Gala of Liaodong TV this year and performed a cross talk. They are also very popular and sought after on the Internet. Several cross talk artists even praised them. Highly rated.

Tang Dazhang's two apprentices ranked tenth.

As for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai? Naturally, they are not on the list, and the organizer did not even give the option of their names.

This is a ban

Blocked from head to toe

You can participate, you can sign up, and even the competition can follow the normal procedures, but you can’t show your face. There is not a single shot, which means that internally this cross talk competition is still the same, but outside, this cross talk competition is basically nothing. There are no Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai

That's the situation

No one thinks that Zhang Ye and Yao Jian can make waves in this cross talk competition. The purpose of their coming is to add chaos and muddy the waters. The rest is completely meaningless unless CCTV really gives them The work will be broadcast, even if you think about it with your buttocks, it’s impossible. Is CCTV stupid?

The auditions for the crosstalk contest are underway fiercely

Five groups...

Ten groups...

More and more players are completing the game

Some people looked excited after coming out, while others were helpless, obviously they didn't perform well.

Before noon, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai arrived at the recording site of Group C and walked backstage under the guidance of the staff. It was almost time for them to go on stage.

at the same time.

In a leadership office in the building.

Chen Huo, the director of CCTV ll, dialed a phone number and called his secretary into the office. "How did the competition go? There was no accident, right?"

The young secretary said: "Mr. Chen, everything is normal."

Chen Huo smiled and nodded, "That's good. You have worked hard these days and you must do a good job in this competition. By the way, when recording, remember to control the mobile phones and recording equipment on the audience side. As I said before Passed by, the audience must lock their mobile phones in the cabinet before entering the venue to avoid affecting the performance of the contestants, and there must be no other people using their mobile phones to record at the venue. You should pay attention to this and communicate with the program team later. one time."

The young secretary took a notebook and wrote it down, "I understand."

Chen Huo thought for a while and then asked: "Also, you must manage the two bad artists who came to compete this time. You need to pay attention to blocking them and don't video them. Is it clear?"

The young secretary was startled, "Our camera doesn't record it either?"

Chen Huo said: "Yes, there is no need to turn on the phone at all to prevent the video from leaking out. Just pretend that this person does not exist. No need to ask why, just let the people below do what they do."

The young secretary immediately said: "I understand."

The stage is still very cautious and well-arranged.

Normally, this order is normal and there is no problem at all. However, just such an ordinary instruction actually caused a big mistake.

Back to the secretary room.

The secretary to the director took out his mobile phone to call the person in charge of the crosstalk competition column. He didn’t know why. It might be because there were too many devices, or there might be some signal interference. Today’s mobile phone signal was particularly poor, and the first call didn’t get through. , only got through the second time.

The person in charge was directing the work there. After seeing the phone, he went back to the lounge and found a deserted place to answer the phone. "Hey, Secretary An, hehe, what are your instructions?"

The young secretary smiled and said: "I dare not give instructions. It was Director Chen's order. Director Chen said...the competition...the audience's mobile phone...the system..."

The person in charge hurriedly said: "Secretary An, the signal is not very good, so I can't hear clearly."

The young secretary had no choice but to repeat, "This matter is very important. Please listen carefully. Director Chen said that you must manage Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai who are participating in the competition this time. You must pay attention to blocking them and do not record them." At this point He coughed and stuttered, and continued: "Is the video clear? Just pretend that there is no such person, don't ask why, just let everyone do as they are told. These are Director Chen's exact words."

But unfortunately, the signal is too poor

In addition, the young secretary has a foreign accent and his intonation is not very accurate.

The young secretary followed the leader's original words, but what the person in charge heard intermittently from the mobile phone was in another state.

What he probably heard was: "This matter is very important. Listen carefully. Director Chen said...Zhi...Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are participating this time. Zi...you don't need to...manage...don't care... Banning...need to video...cough...record clearly...well...just pretend that there is no such thing...don't ask why, just let everyone do as they are told."

After hearing this, the person in charge was stunned.

Don't care about the ban?

If you want to record it, damn, do you need to record it clearly?

Just pretend there is no text? Which article? Document No. 43?

The person in charge was so frightened that his hands trembled, "Secretary An, are you really going to do this?"

The young secretary was puzzled by his fuss and said, "Of course, just do as you are told. This is what Mr. Chen emphatically ordered, and it must be done well."

The person in charge glared and said, "Are you sure?"

The secretary was a little annoyed. How could there be any certainty about such a thing? However, when he thought about not recording the contestants, he still said patiently: "Although it is a bit against the rules, Director Chen has already given instructions. Let's follow the leader's instructions." Just do what you say. ”

But what the person in charge understands is on another level.

Isn't this just a violation of the rules? Is your mother going to confront the competent authorities and undermine Document No. 43? Could it be that this involves some internal struggles among the radio and television leaders above? By the way, there was news a while ago that a deputy director of radio and television was transferred. Is it related to this matter?

Yes

This is a fucking fight between gods.

No wonder he wants to make trouble against him.

The person in charge didn't dare to ask any more questions. After hanging up the phone, he thought about it for a long time. Knowing the importance of this matter, Director Chen can entrust such a difficult task to himself. This is the leader's trust in him. He must keep it confidential. He cannot live up to the trust placed in him by his leaders

He has to do it well, do it well, do it well