I’m Really a Superstar

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afternoon.

It's about two o'clock.

At about the warmest time of the day, Zhang Ye's BMW 2 was basking in the winter sun, and he and Yao Jiancai leisurely drove into a high-end residential complex.

"It's done, I've delivered it." Zhang Ye stopped the car.

Yao Jiancai pulled him over, "Stop talking nonsense and let's go upstairs together."

Zhang Ye said in amusement, "You still have to support me?"

Yao Jiancai laughed and said: "If you don't come, my wife won't even open the door for me. Come on, I'm in trouble, why don't you, my brother, help me?"

Zhang Ye was helpless, "I'm mainly afraid that my sister-in-law will beat me."

After writing for a long time, Zhang Ye finally went upstairs with Yao Jiancai.

upstairs.

Yao Jiancai rubbed his hands and pressed the doorbell slightly nervously.

After a while, you could clearly hear the sound of footsteps approaching inside, and the clicking of slippers. Then, the door mirror became dark, and it was obvious that someone was lying there watching.

Yao Jiancai said hurriedly: "Honey, it's me."

There was no movement inside, the door mirror lit up again, and the person seemed to be gone.

Yao Jiancai was anxious and knocked on the door, "Honey, please open the door. Let me go in first. Daughter? Where is the daughter? Open the door for daddy."

Through the door, I could vaguely hear a woman's conversation, but I couldn't make out the content clearly.

Yao Jiancai had no choice but to step away and stretched out his hand to gesture to Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye had no choice but to walk up and knock on the door, "Sister-in-law, I, Zhang Ye, came with Lao Yao to see you and bought you some fruit."

The result was a completely opposite treatment to Yao Jiancai. Within two seconds, the door opened with a click, revealing the face of a middle-aged woman, a little fat, who looked like a couple to Yao Jiancai. She quickly opened the security door and smiled enthusiastically: "It's Teacher Zhang, come in quickly, come in quickly."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Hello, sister-in-law. I came in a hurry and didn't buy anything. I just took some fruit and some brain gold that I endorsed." Wu Mo gave Zhang Ye many boxes of these things, and he kept them all in the car. Yes, you can use it as you please, since it’s all given to others, so it’s okay to use it.

Fan Yi said hey, "You're too polite. You are not allowed to take anything from my house from now on. You are my Mimi's teacher. I also said that I would visit you one day, so I asked you to come first."

Yao Mi also jumped out of the room with bright eyes, "Teacher Zhang"

Zhang Ye said hello to her.

Fan Yi pulled Zhang Ye and asked him to sit down, "Teacher Zhang, how is Mimi studying? Are you particularly naughty in school?"

"No, Yao Mi is very serious and hard-working, and she is motivated. She often asks questions when she doesn't understand something, and likes to get to the bottom of things. This is a good thing." Zhang Ye said politely.

Fan Yi poured water for him, made some tea, and said with a smile: "This child is not very obedient. Please pay more attention to the school in the future. If she is naughty, just teach her a lesson. There is no need to save face for us."

Yao Mi was not satisfied and said: "Mom, I am a college student, why are you still acting like a child? Besides, I am obedient to the school. I never skip Teacher Zhang's class."

Fan Yidao: "You're skipping other classes, right?"

The three of them chatted one sentence at a time.

Yao Jiancai was left aside. He coughed and then coughed again. As a result, except for Zhang Ye who glanced at him, neither mother nor daughter thought he was this person.

Zhang Ye saw that he might actually want to get off the stairs. Fan Yi probably also knew that he had wronged Lao Yao this time, so he said: "Sister-in-law, I vouched for Lao Yao about the previous matter, and there was really nothing. Just give me some face and don't argue with him."

Yao Jiancai said at the right time: "Yes, yes, it really doesn't happen. I swear to God."

Fan Yi looked at Lao Yao and snorted. When he turned to Zhang Ye, he put on a kind expression and said, "Teacher Zhang, you are the one who is here today. I will give you face, otherwise I really won't let him in." House, I don’t believe a word he says, but you… I believe it.”

Yao Jiancai said: "That's right, people's teachers don't tell lies."

Fan Yi ignored him and said, "He has been staying at your house these two days? I'm sorry for causing trouble to you."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Look at how polite you are, it's okay."

Fan Yi then glanced at Lao Yao and said, "Sit down, just stand there."

Yao Jiancai snorted and leaned back on the sofa refreshed. He laughed and poured himself a cup of tea and drank it, knowing that everything was fine.

In fact, Yao Mi had never been angry. She had been cooperating with her mother on the stage to sing. Now seeing her mother softening her face, she hugged Yao Jiancai's arm with a smile and said, "Dad, I watched the live broadcast on the Internet. You and I are here today." The cross talk that Teacher Zhang said was great and so funny.”

Yao Jiancai boasted: "Of course, who am I, your father? I am a professional crosstalk actor. I have been in the art for several years. Although I haven't talked about it for a long time, my basic skills are still there."

Fan Yi pointed out: "What are you bragging about? Teacher Zhang didn't lead you."

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "That's true. My brother's creative talent is really amazing. There are more than a dozen arrangements for this cross talk from beginning to end. There is simply no choice."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Sister-in-law, I came here today to apologize to you. This whole thing is just a joke. Don't get angry with me."

Fan Yi smiled and said: "Sister-in-law, am I so narrow-minded? Don't forget, Lao Yao used to do cross talk work. As a family member of a cross talk artist, if you can't even make a joke like this, what else can you do? And what's more? Ah, the phrase 'I still have my charm,' made me laugh so much."

Yao Mi snorted: "I laughed so hard at that time, hahaha."

Yao Jiancai raised his chin and said, "Xiao Zhang, is your sister-in-law grand?"

Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up, "atmosphere"

Fan Yi glanced at Lao Yao and said, "You should be poor. I will talk to you after Teacher Zhang leaves."

"Brother, then you are not allowed to leave today." Yao Jiancai laughed and said: "Stay for dinner tonight, and you can also try my lover's cooking skills. In the past, my lover often asked me to call you over for dinner. You You are busy, I am also busy, and I have never had time. Now we are both free and have no work. You must eat this meal, and we should also drink well. It is not easy to treat you once. "

Fan Yi invited: "Yes, I will go buy groceries later."

Zhang Ye was not polite, "Okay, then I will have a good meal today."

Next, the four of them talked and laughed together.

It can be seen that Fan Yi attaches great importance to Zhang Ye. Firstly, Zhang Ye is a lecturer at Peking University and can take care of Yao Mi to a certain extent in school. Secondly, this cross talk collaboration between Zhang Ye and Lao Yao really amazed her beyond measure. The working relationship between the two may be very close. Thirdly, Yao Jiancai has a lot of friends, but few real friends. Zhang Ye is one of them, so Fan Yi naturally regards Zhang Ye as a distinguished guest and soon buys vegetables and prepares dinner. Okay, looking at the dish code, it looks like it's going to be a ** dish, very rich.

there.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai also became busy and took a lot of calls.

Mom's phone number.

"son."

"Mom, have you listened to my cross talk?"

"Of course after hearing this, your dad clapped his legs and cheered. Your sisters were also at our house at noon. They all praised you to the sky. Okay, you didn't embarrass mom."

"Then, can I embarrass you?"

"What do you say about the next preliminary round?"

"I haven't thought about it yet. I'll think about it later."

Old leader Hu Fei’s phone call.

"Haha, Xiao Zhang."

"Old leader."

"I just knew you could speak cross talk."

"Hey, nonsense, nonsense."

"If you're talking nonsense, there won't be many people in the world who can tell it. I thought you were an amateur at first, but I didn't expect you to be more professional than a professional crosstalk actor."

Da Dao brother Fan Yingyun’s phone number.

"Teacher Zhang, you are so lucky. CCTV actually broadcast it live for you?"

"Yeah, I got lucky."

"I think you are going to cause trouble in the cross talk world. I support you and them, and they are already hungry and thirsty for my sword."

"Sweat."

Many friends came to greet me.

Some congratulate you, some are shocked, and some are worried that the world will not be in chaos. Everyone has something to say, but basically they all support Zhang Ye and highly affirm his cross talk performance. Once I was convinced by Zhang Ye's ability

When the ban order was issued a few days ago, everyone thought that Zhang Ye could no longer stand up and be involved in the entertainment industry, and that he might have no choice but to switch to other industries. But who would have thought that it would only be a few days? In the past, Zhang Ye actually managed to find a way in the cross talk world that no one expected when all roads were blocked. This shocked everyone.

Popularity is getting higher day by day

Is this still a ban? Why does it become more and more fierce as it is blocked?

Many people smile bitterly, but what does it mean to be a god? Maybe this is called a god-man, a type of person who can never use common sense to judge measurements.