I’m Really a Superstar

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The scene is boiling

The Internet is also abuzz

The audience all clapped their hands and applauded with joy. They felt that Zhang Ye was scolding too much. Anyone who knows Zhang Ye knows that his journey has not been easy. He has been in trouble, been banned by the radio circle, and was banned by the Beijing TV station. He had been banned by Shanghai, and was banned by radio and television. Now, Zhang Ye was desperate and went to talk about cross talk. He didn't attract anyone or provoke anyone. Instead, a bunch of cross talk actors came to block him and boycott him. This is driving people to death. Ah, no one can bear this kind of thing. Of course, they will scold them and cause everything to turn upside down.

Zhang Ye spread his hands helplessly and said: "So, now that I see people scolding me and some so-called experts jumping out to educate me, I basically ignore them. In the end, I developed a sharp eye. Now I I have already read porn movies all over the world and have no realm in my heart.”

The audience collectively booed: "Yay"

Yao Jiancai said: "Okay, have you watched enough movies?"

Zhang Ye nodded and looked at him, "I'll pay you back when the time comes."

"Ah?" Yao Jiancai glared and said, "I borrowed it from you?"

Audience: "Hahahahahaha"

Tian Bin in the audience was also overjoyed and laughed so hard that he had cramps.

There were only a few young men and women with yellow and green hair in the audience. They didn't smile at all. Instead, they were making trouble below. They were not close to the podium, but they were not too far either.

A red-haired young man shouted: "Go down!"

A boy with green hair shouted: "What are you talking about?"

"What nonsense?" The six or seven of them came together, and they all shouted. There was also a guy who was obviously from the Republic of China and suddenly came out with a Korean curse. He looked quite proud, knowing that except for a few of them Others definitely don’t understand and feel full of superiority.

This sound jumped up in the crowd, and it was obviously a bit harsh. Many spectators looked at them unhappily. Who invited this to cause trouble? Looking at this outfit, one can tell that he is a fan of Li Anxu or a Korean star. The audience knows that it is not only people in the cross talk industry who are scolding Zhang Ye online, but also those Korean and Korean fans who are scolding him the most. Everyone hated Zhang Ye to the core.

In the front row, Tang Dazhang turned around, and Xu Wenxiang and some crosstalk actors also looked back at those people. If others said that there were audience members causing trouble during the crosstalk, they might be very unhappy. After all, you have to have someone when you are performing. At the very least, respect? But now it was Zhang Ye who was performing. When these crosstalk actors heard the noise of someone making trouble, they felt quite comfortable and not harsh at all.

On stage.

Yao Jian just heard it and his brows jumped.

The scene suddenly became quiet and the atmosphere changed a bit.

Zhang Ye looked at the people below and smiled. He was not affected by these at all. Instead, he added a joke temporarily, "The topic must return to elegance and vulgarity."

Yao Jiancai: "Yeah."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "What do some people think is elegance?"

Yao Jiancai was startled, why didn't this follow the script? But the response was also quick, "What is?"

Zhang Ye said: "Advocate for foreigners and favor foreigners"

"Huh?" Yao Jiancai said.

Zhang Ye sarcastically said: "Learn from foreigners. All foreigner's things are good, foreigner's things are all elegant, some are Korean, some are Japanese, haha, to be honest, in the past, those were all our vassal countries. , pay tribute every year, become a minister every year, give birth to a son, and have to be sent to us as a hostage, now you follow this example?

Tian Bin applauded from below

Yao Jiancai smiled bitterly, "This is a phenomenon."

Zhang Ye said: "Sometimes I can't stand it. When children learn this, their hair is cut like something, high and flat, smashed, and mushroom bottom. One line is dyed red, the other is white, and the other is red and white. It's really Like spicy cabbage”

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "Hey, it looks like it belongs to Han."

Many viewers have already started laughing

Those Korean young men and women all stared. They all had similar hairstyles. I relied on Zhang Ye to scold them again after scolding the cross talk industry.

But Zhang Ye still looked at them, "The trouser legs are fatter than the trouser waist, and my size 3 feet are wearing size 4l shoes. I rolled my eyelashes and, bang, I even took off my hat."

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, the hat is too light."

The audience was delighted to hear this. Looking at the few Korean and Korean fans who had caused trouble before, they thought to themselves, do you still dare to tear down Zhang Ye's stage? Don’t you know that guy is the leader of a professional gangster for 20 years? Are you provoking him? Aren't you just scolding? However, many viewers are also very interested in what Zhang Ye will say, because in Zhang Ye's Talk Show, many people have heard Zhang Ye scolding South Korea in a talk show format, but cross talk and Talk show is obviously not an art form. It must be different when talking about it. They really haven't heard of it.

Zhang Ye really fulfilled everyone's wish and said: "I heard that there are many capable people in Korea."

Yao Jiancai said happily: "That's a lot."

Zhang Ye's eyes were bright and he said: "I heard that all the capable people in the world are from Korea. Tathagata, Buddha, and Sage Kong all belong to them. I heard that even Teacher Yao is from their country."

Yao Jiancai quickly waved his hand: "That's not me."

Zhang Ye looked at him and said, "It would be great if you did. They don't know how powerful we are and send a few cross talk talkers to South Korea. They will be destroyed there."

Yao Jiancai said: "Good guy, are you so good at talking about cross talk?"

As soon as this paragraph came out, the audience burst into laughter. It's wonderful. This is so wonderful. It turns out that even if Zhang Ye doesn't need a talk show, he can still scold him in cross talk. Not only has he damaged South Korea again, He even brought the cross talk industry into his mouth and scolded him.

Several comedians slapped the armrests of the chairs

Those Korean and Korean fans also turned red and angry.

Zhang Ye hadn't finished yet and said, "I heard that South Korea recently built a rocket of some kind, and there are scientists on it, and it's going to go up to the sun."

Yao Jiancai stopped him: "Hey, why don't you wait a moment and go up to the sun?"

Zhang Ye said: "Yes."

Yao Jiancai sweated and said: "The sun is so hot, it's a fireball."

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "The Koreans said, go at night."

All the audience burst into laughter

Yao Jiancai said speechlessly: "I have never seen such a heartless person. Is it ridiculous to go there at night?"

Zhang Ye said, "We can't understand the people in that place anyway. Let's be honest, it's just a small country."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "It's not too big."

Zhang Ye said: "It can't compare with us. Look at our weather forecast. It takes fifteen minutes to report."

Yao Jiancai hummed, "We have a lot of room."

Zhang Ye said: "The daily forecast for South Korea is just one sentence."

Yao Jiancai didn't know why and said, "How do you say that?"

Zhang Ye pointed to the sky: "...it's raining all over the country."

Yao Jiancai shouted: "A cloud can cover it all? This is too small."

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Is it raining all over the country? Poof"

"Oh, I'm in trouble"

"Hahaha, Teacher Zhang Ye's sword is immortal. He has damaged South Korea and his combat power is off the charts. Look at Teacher Zhang Ye's eyes. He gets so excited when he talks about this. It makes me laugh to death."

"It's so god-like to curse God."

"Tell me, Teacher Zhang, how did your mother get such a brain?"

"Is this a joke that was added temporarily? It must not have been written in the book before. Yao Jiancai was stunned for a moment and almost didn't catch it. Is this a joke that was made up on the spot for those troublesome Korean fans? That's awesome. Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye who can pick up anything at his fingertips without any effort."

"Look at those Korean fans, their faces are turning green after being scolded."

one wave after another

After a wave of scolding, another wave

After killing one piece, another piece

The feeling seemed to say: Who else? ?

Several Korean fans glared angrily at Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai on the stage, but stopped talking and stopped making trouble. They knew that even their group together could not scold the person on the stage.

After the burst of laughter, silence returned below.

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "I got a little off track. By the way, where were we talking about?"

Yao Jiancai said helplessly: "I don't know anymore, you didn't follow the script."

The audience laughed. Sure enough, this was a line and joke added on the spot. Zhang Ye even told himself that he fainted and couldn't take it back.

Tang Dazhang and many people in the cross talk community were waiting to see the joke, but Zhang Ye's words made them laugh.

Zhang Ye went to collect it and hesitated: "It rains all over the country...it rains all over the country...so what exactly is elegance?"

Yao Jiancai straightened up: "Oh, are you going to recycle your life?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I have to take the question back."

"This turn of events for you is too big." Yao Jiancai stroked his forehead.

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Ah ha ha ha ha"

Because there was an accident at the scene, a few Korean and Korean fans made trouble, so Zhang Ye temporarily changed the routine and inserted a paragraph. Naturally, the topic went further and further. This should have been a flaw, but in Zhang Ye's mouth, this originally It was a flawed mistake, but he turned it into a joke, making the audience laugh. In Zhang Ye's mouth, talking about cross talk seemed like a joke. It was the first time that everyone had heard cross talk said like this.

Yao Jiancai was actually convinced in his heart. When he teamed up with Zhang Ye to talk about cross talk, he was really at ease. He only needed to praise and support Zhang Ye, and other things such as mistakes on the field and changes in jokes were enough. Ah, there is no need for him to worry about it. Zhang Ye can handle it all. Just like the scene just now, Yao Jian knew that if he replaced his old partner, he would definitely be blind. He would definitely let the audience see the fault, let alone do it on the spot. It's a new baggage, and they may not be able to agree according to the book. But in Zhang Ye's hands, these things seemed to be nothing. They were arguing and chatting, and even a small flaw could become a burden. The flaw seemed to have been arranged long ago, making the audience laugh. laughing out loud. Zhang Ye's basic qualities put Yao Jiancai, a professional crosstalk actor, to shame.

Many viewers also have a question in their minds

Is Zhang Ye really a layman?

Is this really the first time Zhang Ye talks about cross talk? Never learned it?