I’m Really a Superstar

In the living room.

It was crowded and chaotic.

"Here comes the tea."

"Xiao Liu, sit here."

"There's not enough space for the sofa over there, there are chairs here."

"Come, eat some fruit, some fruit you just bought."

"There's still room in the house. If it's too crowded, go to my bedroom."

The people were divided into three groups. Some women went to their parents' bedroom to chat. Aunt Cui and other older people sat on the sofa and chatted here, while a few relatively younger middle-aged people and The young man was sitting on chairs and stools, which could barely accommodate more than ten people.

People say twice.

The dog barked twice.

Don’t mention that excitement again.

Mom also said: "Xiao Ye, you are just standing there like this. Come over and talk to your uncles and aunts. Everyone is concerned about you."

Zhang Ye thought to himself: How can I have the time to chat? There is a big living person in my room who doesn’t wear much clothes.

Aunt Cui smiled and said: "There is no need to chat with us, Xiao Ye is also a very busy man now, working as a host, giving lectures and filming commercials. Let the children be busy with their own affairs.

Uncle Liu said: "Hey, Xiaoye is really promising."

"Yes, when I first saw Xiaoye, he was not an ordinary person." Aunt Yu praised: "I have shown signs of it since I was a child. He is very low-key in his work and does not show off his appearance. At first glance, he is a person who will do big things in the future. You guys See what's going on now? I was right, right?"

The mother smiled happily, "No, this kid just got lucky. Xiao Ye, please take your brother Xiao Yan and the others to your room to talk. It's too crowded outside."

ah?

Where are you going to my house?

Zhang Ye said hurriedly: "No, I haven't folded the quilt yet, the room is in chaos."

Mom smacked her lips, "What are you afraid of?"

Zhang Ye said in his heart, of course he was afraid, I was afraid that I would open the door and scare you.

Xiao Yan also came over to ask for advice, "Brother Zhang Ye, your smoking cessation commercial was really good. How did you come up with this idea?"

I also know Xiao Yan and Zhang Ye. They are both from the same neighborhood. We played together several times when we were young. But when we grew up and went to college, we didn’t play together much anymore. “Hey, I just had an idea.

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After talking for a while, my mother suddenly stood up and said, "You guys chat first while I go to the toilet."

Zhang Ye continued to talk to Xiao Yan. When his mother walked over, he suddenly realized that there were clothes that Zhang Yuanqi had taken off in the toilet. He immediately shouted, "Mom, I'll go first." I'll go first." He took two steps quickly to get in front of his mother and stop her.

Mom glared, "You can talk about it later."

"I really can't wait any longer." Zhang Ye pretended to be anxious. In fact, he was really anxious. "Can you help me make some breakfast first? I haven't eaten it yet.

His mother pushed him and said, "You asked me to go to the toilet first."

"I'll come first." Zhang Ye had already entered the bathroom and closed the door.

My mother was so angry that she stared outside, "This damn kid."

In the bathroom.

The whistling sounds outside had nothing to do with him.

Taking a rare breath to calm his mind, Zhang Ye looked around and saw Lao Zhang taking off his clothes and throwing them on a small stool under the nozzle. He walked over and picked them up, feeling the clothes on his hands. It was all wet to the touch and wet from the rain. I held it and wanted to take it away, but something stuffed inside fell to the ground. When I looked carefully, I saw that it was Lao Zhang's underwear, black, silk, and fabric. Very thin briefs, with a dark flower embroidered in black on the right side of the front, very mature.

I quickly lowered my head and picked it up. One side of the underwear was quite tight because it didn't get caught in the rain while wearing it, but the side after it fell to the ground was a little wet.

Only then did he think of a question, how could he take so many clothes out? It would definitely not work if he put them here. Anyone who comes in would be seen, but if he takes them out, these are obviously not his clothes. Mom and Dad, look at it. They will definitely ask, so you have to stay hidden

How to hide it?

Hide yourself with numbness

Zhang Ye first folded Lao Zhang's sweatpants, then found a good place, lifted up his clothes, pinned the pants into his lower back, clamped them, and then put Lao Zhang's long-sleeved shirt on The shirt was folded and stuffed into the elastic band of his trousers on the front waist, and there were two pairs of stockings, which were short stockings. Although Zhang Ye's trousers did not have pockets, it was easy to handle. Zhang Ye would They clenched together, then took off the shoe and stuffed it into the slipper of his left foot, and then put his foot in to hold it up. The shoe suddenly became a little too small, but he had to make do. Then, Zhang Ye gritted his teeth and stared at her inner clothes. After looking at the underwear for a long time, he repeated his old trick. He took the underwear into his hands and squeezed it tightly. Fortunately, the silk material was relatively thin. Zhang Ye also took off the slipper on his right foot and put it into the top of the shoe.

In the end, only the bra was left.

That black bra embroidered with black flowers

This thing is thin, but due to its structure, it is difficult to hide. He held the bra and stuffed it into his body for a long time. It was also quite abrupt, and people outside could see it at a glance.

Boom boom.

"Isn't it better yet?" Mom called the door.

Zhang Ye said quickly: "Come on, come on, that's good."

Mom said: "The food is hot for you, hurry up."

Zhang Ye took a breath and had to stuff the bra into his clothes. It was placed close to his belly. The rustling silk material rubbed against his belly and it still felt a little itchy. He opened the door with one hand and opened the door with the other hand. Holding his stomach, he pretended to have diarrhea and felt uncomfortable, "Phew, it's okay."

The door opened and his mother looked at him, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Ye covered his clothes and said, "Maybe I didn't eat well last night."

"Did you eat last night? You went to bed. Okay, get out of the way." My mother didn't pay attention to anything and couldn't wait to enter the toilet.

Zhang Ye dodged the disaster and immediately staggered into his room, pulling on the slippers with stockings on one foot and underwear on the other.

Reaching soon.

However, the more anxious you are, the more mistakes you make

Because the slippers did not fit the feet, and something was stuffed inside, Zhang Ye's heels were always on the outside of the shoes. As he was about to reach the door of the bedroom, his feet were too fast and he was not steady. The slippers on his right foot suddenly slipped. It slipped out from the top of the foot with a bang and turned over. The old underwear that was bunched together in the shoe also rolled out and fell to the side.

"What's wrong, Xiaoye?"

"Don't fall."

Aunt Xiaoyan, Cui and others all looked over.

Zhang Ye's face turned green, he was sweating profusely and quickly put on his shoes, "It's okay, it's okay."

Xiao Yan asked with concern: "Brother Zhang Ye, why are you sweating so much? Are you feeling sick in your stomach?" Suddenly, his eyes slightly lowered to the ground, "Hey, brother Zhang Ye, you dropped something, what is this?" ?”

Zhang Ye was so distraught that he covered the bra under his clothes with one hand, and hurriedly picked up the crumpled black underwear with the other hand. He held it in his hand pretending to be indifferent, and raised his hand with a smile, soaking the sweat on his forehead. , "Yeah, I feel uncomfortable in my stomach, but I'm also hungry. It's okay. I'll be fine after eating something."

Aunt Cui looked at him and reminded: "Your temples are also sweaty."

"Hey, I'll wipe it off, it's okay." Zhang Ye pinched the black cloth and wiped the sweat from his temples and neck, and said with a smile, "You guys talk first, I'll go back to the house."

Holding the black underwear in his hand, he held the door handle and opened the bedroom door. He quickly stepped in, fearing that the scene in the room would be exposed a little bit, and then closed the door. He was not worried yet and locked the door from the inside. . He took a breath and touched his forehead and neck. His face smelled like pants. He almost cried. He thought to himself, "Dude, who did you offend someone today? Why are you so embarrassed?"

inside the house.

Lao Zhang actually lay on the bed and got under the quilt, holding a copy of "The Legend of Wukong" that Zhang Ye originally placed on the windowsill, and was reading it.

Zhang Ye was speechless, "What are you doing?"

She said: "Read a book."

"I work so hard, but you are so leisurely." Zhang Ye whispered: "Why are you still lying on the bed? If someone comes in, I won't be able to explain it clearly."

She said expressionlessly: "Then what else can we do? With so many people, they definitely can't leave, and there's nothing they can do about people coming in. Is there any difference between me standing in the room and me lying in the room?"

Yes, there is really no difference. The diva is wearing pajamas in her bedroom. If this is revealed, how much news will it bring to your mother? One of them is a super first-line star and the other is a third-tier star. If there is any scandal, neither of them can bear it. Besides, Zhang Ye has already He still has a girlfriend.

Zhang Ye lifted up her clothes, took off her shoes, took out her clothes one by one, and helped her put them into her own package.

Just listen to Lao Zhang say: "Your family is quite lively today."

Zhang Ye was also a little gloomy, "Who knows how my father and mother attracted so many people at once."

Lao Zhang added: "There is also a dog."

"Yes, there is also a dog." Zhang Ye rolled his eyes and said: "I'm convinced by them. This is recruiting a football team with a substitute lineup."

She said: "You think of a way." She continued reading.

Zhang Ye said: "There is no other way. I can only waste it now. Just take it one step at a time. Okay, I won't say anything anymore. I'll go out for breakfast first."

She said smoothly: "I didn't eat breakfast either."

Zhang Ye pondered and said, "I understand."

He opened the door and left the house, then closed the door as fast as lightning.

Mom had already finished using the toilet and was busy in the kitchen. When Zhang Ye came over, the food was almost ready. He immediately said: "Mom, I'll take it.

Mom said, "Why don't you take it away?"

"There are too many people outside. I'll go back to the house to eat." Zhang Ye made an excuse, "Bring me more."

"Have you eaten?" Mom threw another egg and two pieces of yeast bread baked yesterday on the plate, "Do you want pickles?"

"No need." Zhang Ye took it and left.

Still opening and closing the door quickly, Zhang Ye handed the chopsticks to Lao Zhang on the bed as soon as the plates were placed, and whispered: "You use chopsticks, I'm good at eating."

Lao Zhang put down his book and started to eat. He frowned and said, "The cake is salty."

Zhang Ye raised his chin and said, "Let's make a living. My mother's cooking is just like that. We have to think about how to send you out first. If people really see it, there are so many people and so many mouths. Why don't you do it?" You know what the news will be like, if something happens, your fans will kill me, and your manager will chop me with a knife." If two people enter and leave the same hotel at the same time, there is still an explanation. There is still room for excuses, but now the scene between the two of them requires no explanation at all, even an idiot would not believe it.

Finished breakfast in silence.

Lao Zhang was probably sleepy, so he leaned on the bed and closed his eyes.

Zhang Ye was sitting alone by the bed, listening to the chatter of a group of people outside the door. At this moment, his balls hurt so much.