King of Special Effects

Dongfeng tried a new knife ruler, Wanyeqianhua cut it with one hand!

In the cool evening, the city has begun to be filled with neon lights, and the whole world wrapped in reinforced concrete is filled with a strong smell of money. Looking around, it seems that everyone in this world is rushing for money.

"If you want to convince others, you must first speak of interests, not reason."

The point of this sentence is that the vast majority of people who say it will be more inclined to bow their heads in front of major interests rather than consider many rational relationships.

Yi Yang has forgotten which book he read this sentence in, he always remembers it, but it is a bit late to understand it.

And until today, he has only understood the true meaning of the saying 'The world is going down, people's hearts are not old'.

Walking briskly, sometimes smiling, sometimes sad, passers-by looked at him with crazy eyes, and then everyone passed him by, leaving no impression of this vicissitudes of life.

The definition of unemployment can be divided into several types, and Yi Yang belongs to the more willful one among these types - voluntary unemployment.

He is an employee of the only film and television production company in the city, 'Lighting Entertainment'. Just a few hours ago, the advertising idea he worked hard to produce was plagiarized by his immediate boss who is also a teacher and friend.

After a few hours of forced anger, he calmed down, resolutely handed in the resignation report, and then packed up and left with this month's salary.

He knew the benefits of this advertisement, if it was adopted by the client, the designer would have a bonus commission of more than 50,000 yuan.

That is, the 50,000 yuan allowed him to see clearly the essence of a person, and he also understood the truth that no personal emotions should be mixed in the workplace. If such a thing happened, he had no reason to stay here any longer.

Then take the 50,000 yuan to buy a lesson, which is not a loss if you think about it.

"Hey, handsome guy, men's and women's clothing is on clearance sale, buy one get one free!"

The young shopping guide lady in professional attire is desperately working hard for her performance this month on the walking street, and she takes the trouble to introduce the quality and price advantages of the clothing to passers-by.

Yi Yang passed by this street almost every day, and if he remembered correctly, the girl had called him 'handsome guy' more than 500 times.

After calling these 'handsome guys' five hundred times, Yi Yang decided to support her business once.

He stood in front of the shopping guide lady, without saying anything, directly looked at the price on the clothes, scanned the QR code to pay, and then took the two pieces she was carrying in her hand.

"Sir, that's women's clothing!"

Yi Yang didn't care about her, just held the two women's clothes in his hands and went home directly.

A well-decorated rental house with two bedrooms and one living room costs about 2,600 yuan per month, which is a mid-range price in this city.

Yi Yang's life is in a mess, and the only thing that others can envy are his two beautiful roommates who are ruining the country and ruining the family.

A preschool teacher and a model, both of them are the best in the world, and the two of them are also Yi Yang's only female friends in this city.

Some people say that there is no pure friendship between men and women.

In this world where there is no pure friendship between sex, Yi Yang agrees with this sentence very much.

Because he had a crush on Ling Lan, a preschool teacher who graduated from the same school as him.

Ling Lan didn't go to work today, but hugged the tablet and Zero Hour on the sofa in the living room, her hair was messed up like the scene of a car accident, and she didn't bother to take care of it when Yi Yang, the opposite sex, came back.

Unemployed today made him very depressed, but from the moment he entered the door, he was in a different mood.

Someone also said that one should not bring back any negative emotions given by others to one's own family members. Although Ling Lan is just a classmate and roommate, in this city, the two of them have the same status in Yi Yang's heart as family members.

"The clothes I bought for you two, share whichever one you like!"

Yi Yang directly threw the two pieces of clothes he had just brought back from the pedestrian street onto Ling Lan's head, covering her messy hair.

Ling Lan took off her clothes and threw them on the tea table in front of her: "Street goods!"

Yi Yang filled a glass of water from the water dispenser and drank it on his own: "What do you mean?"

"I've seen a certain girl holding these two clothes in her hands and shouting for a discount for two weeks. A certain treasure store has a price of 20 yuan and free shipping. Congratulations on being taken advantage of again. In fact, if you want to make me happy Just cook and make spicy crayfish yourself!" Ling Lan got up from the sofa and pointed to the kitchen: "I bought the crayfish, let's see yours next!"

"Bring it down, I might as well raise kuns to make lobsters for you two, as long as the level is enough, I can swallow Nuwa!"

"Then you can raise the two of us as kun, and eat crayfish every day!"

"I've been practicing this number for you two for a year. I've fed lobsters a lot, but I haven't left Xinshou Village yet!" Although Yi Yang said so, he still got up and rolled up his sleeves, preparing to cook: "And , I really don't want to make you happy today, but to make myself happy, that girl calls me handsome every day, I am happy to hear it!"

"Cut, man!"

"Oh, woman!"

Yi Yang can cook crayfish in various flavors, steamed spicy and thirteen-flavored ones are very good, and there are two "Slim Shu Girls" with the catchphrase "Gua Wazi" in the family. In my life, I have never had a relationship with the word "light".

The crayfish, which weighed five catties, had been cleaned by Ling Lan.

Heat the oil in a pan, add onion, ginger, and garlic to sauté until fragrant. After the fragrance overflows, continue to add Chinese prickly ash and dried chili. When will you see Ling Lan, who is standing next to him stealing a photo and posting it to Moments, with an expression of enjoyment on his face? , it means that the spicy taste has been fried.

Then there are crayfish and hot pot base, grass fruit star anise and cinnamon, simmered for 20 minutes.

Ling Lan is now a foodie who is not in a hurry, holding her mobile phone to send a return order to the model roommate Su Qi, and then making a very cute expression to Yi Yang: "Good job, handsome guy!"

Yi Yang gave the shovel to Ling Lan, and took out the vibrating mobile phone in his trouser pocket.

The rice is burning hot, just like the crayfish simmering in the pot at the moment.

For this domestic mobile phone, Yi Yang is a little fond of it. Although it was born for fever, it is too much to burn an egg.

After shutting down and restarting, the phone interface became a little different. After turning the small circle for a while, a few big words popped up: Congratulations to Yi Yang for harvesting 500 handsome men from females in one year.

"The 'Book of Changes' software is activated. According to the characteristics of Yiyang's work industry, this software can provide services such as picture production, video editing and shooting."

"Do you want to activate the task?"

Yi Yang looked at the phone interface, and tapped the 'Yes' option lightly.

"Please take a picture within thirty seconds!"

As soon as the screen prompts, enter the shooting interface of the mobile phone camera, and there is a 30-second countdown in the upper right corner.

There is really nothing to photograph in the kitchen and living room, so Yi Yang had no choice but to point the camera of his mobile phone at Ling Lan who was staring at the bottom of the pot with a full face at the moment.

As soon as the shutter clicked, Ling Lan's eyes that could kill people followed immediately.

"You melon, dare to secretly take pictures of me?"

The situation is not right, run away!

Yi Yang ran to the back of the sofa in the living room, while looking at the photo of Ling Lan in the phone, after just a few seconds of circling, an absolutely perfect photo of a beauty was displayed.

Ling Lan is a beautiful woman with a good figure and a pretty face, but she is wearing fat pajamas that don't show her figure at all, and she has messy hair and a depraved expression.

The effect of this outfit can be imagined, but Yi Yang is a little puzzled, this software can automatically trim the horrible photo just now into a beautiful photo.

Although there are so many beautiful picture softwares now, the effect of this photo is comparable to PS, the most powerful drawing software in the world.

There is no trace of beauty in the whole photo, not even traces of retouching.

Seeing such a result, Yi Yang really forgot to run away, Ling Lan's two strong fingers grabbed his ears smoothly.

"If you don't delete the photo you just took today, I will break up with you!"

Of course Yi Yang did not intend to compromise, and put the phone behind his back: "You have said this sentence countless times, and it has no deterrent effect at all."

"Is there no deterrence? No wonder you don't listen to me every time I say this." Ling Lan is about to change her strategy: "Well, if you don't delete the photo, you can wash the dishes yourself after eating the crayfish. "

This is enough threat. Although Ling Lan doesn't know how to make crayfish, she is very diligent in cleaning up the housework. Yi Yang doesn't want to wash dishes every day in the future, so he has to compromise.

"However, you'd better make sure whether you want to delete it or not!" Yi Yang showed her the phone photos: "It's not like you don't know what industry I am in. People call me a little picture retoucher. ugly photos."

Ling Lan snatched the phone away, opened the photo album and looked at the photo just now: "I'm sorry, you have repaired it like this in just a few seconds, send it to me quickly, and the crayfish in the circle of friends just happened to have no picture Match it!"

Yi Yang snatched the phone back, and said with an evil smile, "You said you wanted to delete it. If you don't delete it, I will wash the dishes afterwards. I won't be fooled."

"If you dare to delete this girl, I will never end with you!"

Although he gets along with women every day, Yi Yang can never figure out which of their words is true. Should this photo be deleted or not?

While hesitating, the 'Book of Changes' APP interface opened by itself again, showing: "Congratulations, the software has been activated. Please choose to go to the task interface to complete the task, and you can get a reward: mobile phone upgrade!"

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