Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?

Chapter 131: The dumbfounded anglers, the angry Lu Feng!!

Angler post it.

Today’s fishing guy sticker bar is extremely hot, and countless anglers are rubbing their hands in the bar, as if they have caught a national treasure nuclear bomb.

“Hahahahaha! With the sun and the moon in hand, there is no one like me in the world. Today I, Li, am going to catch all the rest of the Kyushu Ding!!! ”

“Hmph no pursuit at all! What is there to fish in Kyushuding, cultural relics are just dead things in the end, so you can’t learn from me?! Today, I’m going to catch the “Yongle Classic”! This is a useful book for Chinese civilization! ”

“…… Cough, upstairs, is there a possibility that books can’t exist in aqua regia? ”

“Nima! I wanted to drop the B2 bomber, but this thing never crashed! Did any big hand blow up Eagle Sauce’s B2 bomber and let me fish for it?! ”

“Upstairs, let’s do something realistic, I’m looking to catch the F35, this is a little more likely.”

“Not to mention anything else, this wave of moving brothers is really atmospheric, this can be taught, Nima, this is also incredible!”

“Tsk, catch all the spy equipment in the southern seas, and the pattern of Brother Dongzi is bigger.”

“If you really want to catch it all, then Eagle Sauce is estimated to be dumbfounded, and after decades of hard work, it was ruined by Brother Jingzi.”

“Not to mention, Lao Tzu is going to practice, special grandma’s, if he can really practice, he can catch a spear and a cannon or something, even if he practices the sunflower treasure book from the palace to ward off evil sword scores, Lao Tzu will admit it!”

“Shhh… It hurts, it hurts! It hurts to look at! The guy upstairs is really ruthless. ”

“Humph! A bunch of useless things, I want to be like that Su Dong, strive to catch a box of gold coins, so that Lao Tzu will develop hahahaha! ”

At the same time, hundreds of police stations across the country have received police calls.

“Mr. Policeman, I want to call the police, there are dozens of people next to Mu He doing all kinds of strange moves, like a cult, I suspect that they are spreading this thing!”

“Fortunately, you want to call the police, there are hundreds of people in the Jiayuan Reservoir sneaking around under the leadership of a thirty-year-old young man who doesn’t know what they are doing, I suspect that they are foreign forces!”

“Hello, I am the landlord of the happy apartment, I suspect that my tenants are conducting pyramid schemes, I told them to open the door and they did not open it, saying that they could not be interrupted at a critical moment, and they were angry with me!”

Good fellows, cults, foreign forces, pyramid schemes, these are all important matters, and we must not be careless.

Immediately, many police officers were well-equipped, armed with various weapons such as electric guns and electric batons.

And then they were confused.

Crouch!

What’s that?!

I came all and it turned out that you said that this was a preparatory move for fishing?! What kind of deception are you?

When do you need to do this before fishing?!

After confirming that there was no problem with these people and that they were all legal citizens, the police left with black faces.

Originally thought that I could exceed the target this time, who thought it was just a group of bored anglers?!

The world is crazy! Extranet.

The same countless people excitedly followed the live broadcast to learn the movements.

There are anglers everywhere, and even more in foreign countries, because there are too many people in foreign countries who have nothing to do.

“Hahahahaha!! I’m going to catch the Titanic!! ”

“I’m going to catch a great white shark! I’m going to catch a whale!! Great white shark only! I’m going to beat it up too!! ”

“O treasure of pirates! I’m coming!! Ready to welcome your new master?! ”

“Rent a yacht!! Hurry up and rent a yacht!! What?! Too expensive and not enough money? Loan! Loan to rent one too! As long as we catch those pirate treasures at sea, I’m afraid we won’t be able to pay for it?! ”

For a time, the entire Blue Star, countless people were excited because of Su Dong’s teaching, and the entire Blue Star ushered in the era of national fishing.

Under the excitement, there were even many Shenhao who gave Su Dong a lot of money.

It was estimated that it would be about 500 million.

Well…… Dollar!

In this way, after more than two hours, the originally excited angler looked at the empty fish hook bucket and fell into thought.

They looked at the scene where they found nothing, and then looked at the scene of a group of people on the deck of the live broadcast room fishing one strange thing after another, and they were suddenly messy.

“Crouch?! What’s wrong with it?! Nima! Lao Tzu has been fishing for more than two hours, why is there nothing but two small white stripes?! ”

“Isn’t the pose we did wrong?! Otherwise, how could it be so easy to catch one by one in the live broadcast room, and more than fifty were caught in just one morning. ”

“Damn it! Wrong! There must be something wrong! More than a hundred of our fishing people have followed suit, one or two are not standard, all of them are not qualified, isn’t it nonsense?! ”

“Is it possible that none of us have this understanding, I watch more than twenty people in the live broadcast room, and nearly half of them can’t catch anything.”

“It’s possible, but we’re more than a hundred!! No matter how bad the savvy is, it won’t be impossible to catch them all, right?! How can you catch one or two. ”

“The cause of the river? Could it be that we don’t have any cultural relics and technology wreckage to fish, or let’s go to the ocean to try? ”

“Fart! This is Chang’an City! There are no more cultural relics in the entire Dragon Country, do you specifically say that there are no cultural relics here?! ”

“Shhh… Dammit! Something really is wrong! I just posted it up and down, and found that the fishing bar was full of nothing caught, and now the fishing bar has fallen out. ”

“This is still fishing, right?! Weibo has been the first hot search, a group of people crying in it and ordering for a long time did not catch anything, even if they can’t catch cultural relics technology, they didn’t even catch fish in a morning…”

“Hahahaha! I was relieved to hear that someone was worse than me, but I also caught two white stripes, this wave is not a loss! ”

“That, let me say, I just went to the external network to go around, and found that it was even crazier there, many people even spent money and even took out loans to rent a yacht to fish for treasures in the sea, but they didn’t catch anything and lost a lot, and there were many tips for Su Dong in the live broadcast room asking for a refund of money hahahahaha.”

“…… MD, this is just the beginning, someone rented a yacht to go to sea, and his mother paid off the loan, and the foreign anglers are also crazy, right? ”

“In fact, it doesn’t have to be a fisherman, most of the anglers are very shrewd in this regard, even if they go to sea, they must follow the fishing boat to sea, who is the special lady to rent a yacht?”

“Indeed, those who rent yachts are either rich in the second generation and rich generation themselves, or they are speculators who want to go out to sea to fish for treasures and make a windfall, just like the wave of people in the currency circle, they are not worthy of sympathy.”

On board the Coast Guard ship No. 8.

It was close to twelve o’clock.

Su Dong was very satisfied with the morning’s harvest, these people caught fifty-three abnormal items, that is, he got fifty-three free attribute points in this wave.

“Okay, it’s all morning, hurry up and have lunch, after lunch, you will have to work in the afternoon!”

Captain Wang Ze frowned and said.

This group of people is actually a little addicted to fishing, and they don’t even eat lunch, how can this work?!

People are iron, rice is steel, if you don’t eat a meal, you will be hungry and panicked, children understand the truth, why can’t you help it now?!

Is there such a temptation to catch this thing?

At this time, a large wave of people came up on the deck, this wave of people who had just shifted in the morning and rested in the afternoon.

In the afternoon, it was their turn to practice fishing.

At the moment, they were all excited and happy.

They are the last wave, and after a night and a morning, it is finally their turn!

The live broadcast is suspended and resumes at 2 p.m.

Everyone came to the cafeteria after a morning of fishing, and most of them came to the cafeteria with endless laughter and laughter.

And a small number of people… Well…… They looked very depressed, fishing all morning, and practicing all morning, but they didn’t catch anything, indicating that they didn’t have this aspect of Huigen, and the fishing seawater detector behind them was basically out of touch with them.

In addition, there were two unlucky eggs who didn’t know what to catch, and actually broke the fishing rod, and at the moment they also shook their heads with a bitter smile.

Nima!

Why their master will not break the two-ton howitzer they catch, they will catch a few dozen pounds, and the fishing rod will break!

I already knew to buy a better fishing rod!

After taking some food casually, Su Dong Cai Kun Wang Ze and the three found a place to sit down and eat, and Qian Ze asked: “Su Dong, you taught this, you can’t really catch a nuclear bomb in the end, right?” ”

Su Dong suddenly laughed dumbly,

“How is it possible, not to mention nuclear bombs, it is impossible for them to catch cannons, how can ordinary fishing rods pull a ton or two of things?”

“As for the nuclear bomb, you think too much, how can this thing be so easy to fish, and the nuclear bomb is not all over the street, I estimate that the entire southern sea area and even the coast of the Dragon Country are gone.”

“Let’s put it this way, you can understand that what I teach is the simplest thing, at most fishing for a sea water detector metal detector, or rifle pistol such a thing, the mortar caught this morning is already the limit, and the better ones, such as gold coin chests, bomb duds, f22 and this, they can’t catch.”

Wang Ze nodded to show understanding.

He also does not ask why he can’t catch, everyone has their own secrets, and he will not ask what should not be asked.

“Another question, after practicing this, you won’t be able to catch fish, right?”

The corner of Su’s mouth twitched.

I doubt you are implying something.

“No, don’t you see that they can only catch abnormal items by doing half an hour of preparation? As long as they don’t continue to do it, the fish they catch behind will naturally be fish. ”

“Okay, I see.”

After Wang Ze asked two questions, he began his trip to dry rice at noon today.

At this time, Cai Kun saw that the two had finished talking, and also said: “Brother, there is a problem you need to deal with, now many anglers on the Internet have learned to follow their movements, and then fished all morning, Mao did not catch, and now he is making trouble on Weibo.” ”

“Poof!”

Su Dongdang spat out the water in his mouth.

He wiped his mouth and looked at Cai Kun with a surprised face,

“What did you say?! They even learned it too?! They follow the learning hair?! ”

What did those anglers learn from?! They are not their own students, and it is definitely useless to learn!!

To be honest, Su Dong actually did not reject these people, and he even wished that the entire Blue Star people would follow him to fish.

If the entire Blue Star people were his students and followed him to fish, the entire Blue Star six billion people, even if only one-tenth of them could catch abnormal items, it would be 600 million…

At the end of the day, there is no problem at all in fishing for five billion abnormal items.

In seven days, there are three hundred and a half billion, so many attribute points superimposed on him, and there is nothing wrong with standing as an immortal.

Compared to Cheng Immortals, what is it to ask these people to fish for something unusual?

But the problem is that you can’t do it! Nima!

Are these fishermen crazy?!

Just fish something out of the ordinary, as for that?! ＃

Cai Kun picked up the facial tissue and put the water on his face

The stains were wiped clean, and secretly decided in his heart that he would never say anything when this brother drank water, so he said helplessly: “Brother, how much traffic you have gained because of this ability, and you don’t know it, the whole network is basically a fisherman and envies you, now find an opportunity, how can you not try it?!” ”

Su Dong scratched his head, so to speak.

“In this way, you ask the program team to help me respond… Forget it, I’ll say it personally during the live broadcast this afternoon, it’s not a big deal, in fact, it’s good to do more, and it’s not bad to exercise. ”

After lunch, several people returned to the dormitory and took a nap, and it was not until two o’clock in the afternoon that Su Dong stretched out and woke up from the bed.

After washing their faces, the two came to the deck.

At this time, there were more than twenty new people on the deck, and this afternoon was their time.

After confirming that it was correct, Cai Kun turned on the live broadcast.

Su Dong is not in a hurry to explain, he first guided the movements of these twenty people, until the end of half an hour of practice, this group of people rushed to the fishing road before he smiled at the camera: “At lunch today, I realized that everyone is practicing this action, and I also want to catch something other than fish, in fact, I want to catch all kinds of things There are certain skills, I am inconvenient to disclose in this regard, in short, it is not as simple as everyone thinks, everyone still fish safely, tsk you don’t know, How envious you are for being able to catch fish. ”

“Of course, these actions are not impossible for everyone to do, and doing more is also good for the body.”

The live broadcast room suddenly boiled.

“Old thief Su!! I knew it was you! ”

“Nima, the case is solved! In addition to these actions, there are other tricks!! Maybe it’s some kind of mental method or something, no wonder so many fools have been fishing for a morning and haven’t caught anything. ”

“Hahahahahaha! I laughed out loud when I saw it, but fortunately I went to work during the day today, and I thought of trying it after work at night, so dangerous. ”

“Is it good for the body, old thief Su, tell me honestly, is this radio gymnastics for primary and secondary school students?!”

“Special, it’s too shameful, I finished broadcasting gymnastics by the river with the strange eyes of so many people, you even said it was useless!”

“Goose goose goose goose, laugh at me, so pictured.”

“Damn, you’re okay, I’m even worse, someone even called the police, saying that they suspected that we were a cult!” What a fuck! ”

Extranet, some people were also dumbfounded.

“What’s the matter, I bought all my fishing rods, and the fishing rods that can support two hundred pounds are hundreds of dollars, and I can’t use them now?!”

“You’re okay, I specially found a customized fishing rod from the manufacturer, which can support two hundred kilograms of weight, which cost me thousands of dollars, damn it!” Can I request a return now?! ”

“I’m stupid, I am a yacht rented on a loan, I am counting on the overturning of the undersea property, and now you tell me that only action cannot be done?!”

“Angry, so uncomfortable, not ordinary uncomfortable! Can I get my five dollars back? ”

Four o’clock in the afternoon.

Ship No. 7.

Lu Feng is inspecting the work of various departments.

Half an hour later, he nodded with satisfaction, and he checked all the departments and did not leave his post to fish.

Unknowingly, I came to the dormitory area.

Just open a door and go in.

Hey?

These people are actually watching a live broadcast?

What live broadcast turned out to be so attractive, even he didn’t notice when he came in.

With curiosity, Lu Feng cautiously stepped forward to look.

“Shhh… Another seawater detector, these people on the eighth ship are really ruthless! In one afternoon, I actually caught three seawater detectors and two metal detectors. ”

“Tsk, if you want to say that it is still the wave of ruthlessness this morning, have you seen that an animal actually caught all the mortars!”

“In the final analysis, Su is awesome, even this can be taught, you say, how can people catch mortars up, we can’t do anything?”

“Hey, who called Su Dong on the eighth ship, it is estimated that after going back this time, the entire ship will have a lot of credit, and then look at us, alas.”

Several people were talking, only to hear a bang behind them, suddenly startled, and when they looked back, it was Lu Feng.

“The ship… Captain?! When did you come?! ”

One stammered and asked.

Lu Feng blackened his face and said angrily: “This Wang Ze actually did these things on the coast guard ship, how can he really do these things with such reason!” ”

There is such a good thing that he is not even informed?!

Thanks to them being comrades-in-arms before!!