Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?

Under the attention of Su Dong Cai Kun and everyone in the live broadcast room, the child held up the branch and threw it away

“Whoosh.”

The laces fell in the shoal three meters away.

Su Dong: “…”

Cai Kun: “…”

The crowd in the live broadcast room: “……”

“Are you restless and floating?” The photographer said in surprise.

The child looked at him confusedly, “What is floating?” ”

“Snap!” Cai Kunmeng patted his forehead, “When I didn’t say! ”

Su Dong pulled his mouth, this child not only did not float, there was not even an earthworm on the hook, the fish was now more refined than the ghost, there was no fish food at all, the fool only bite.

A minute later.

“Ouch!”

Suddenly, a huge force came from the fishing rod, instantly dragging the child to the ground and lying straight in the water.

Su was stunned, this bear child did not fish instead of swimming?

Cai Kun took the lead in reacting, hurriedly put the camera down, and hurried over

“What, is it all right?” How did you suddenly fall? ”

“Fish…” The child grabbed the fishing rod with both arms straight and gritted his teeth and said:

“A fish has bitten the hook…”

“What?! What do you say?! ”

With a rub, Su Dong stood up and looked at the child in disbelief.

The child’s face was red, and his body was slowly moving under the tug on the opposite side.

“Sizzle!!! Really fake? How can you catch a fish here?! ”

Cai Kun was close, hurriedly dragged the child up, and then took the fishing rod

“Sleeper!”

A toe, Cai Kun almost fell

“What a power! No wonder this kid can’t catch it. ”

Speaking kung fu, Su Dong also walked over, first carried the child to the shore, and then walked over, the corners of his mouth twitched and asked:

“Are you sure it’s a fish?”

“100%! And the bottom twelve pounds! Cai Kun said in an affirmative tone while dragging and wrestling with the fish

:

“When my second uncle caught fifteen pounds of silver carp, his strength was similar to this.”

Su Dong: “…”

He looked up at the stars and couldn’t help but doubt life a little.

“A broken branch, a dozen shoelaces, a few staples, not even a fish food, can you catch it?!”

What did you do today?

Ten minutes later, looking at the exhausted and dragged up, more than a dozen pounds of white carp, Su Dong was completely speechless.

【Sleeper!】 Sleeper! It’s all right?! 】

[Who can tell me!] Who can tell me! A twig, a few shoelaces, a few staples, how did this fucking catch a fish?! 】

[The ghost knows! I have come to catch the fish in this place, one by one, it is not easy to catch a finger-sized yellow spicy ding, it is reasonable to say that such a large white carp is almost impossible to be caught, and today the brain is pumped? 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahaha That is called “Meng Po Li Wife”, hurry up and eat mobile phones live! I’ve taken a screenshot! 】

[Meng Po your wife… Brother, your taste is really heavy. 】

[Based on my ten years of fishing experience, this should be a beginner’s pack!] 】

“Thank you uncle.” The child is very polite, first like Su Dong Cai Kun to thank you, and then Xi Zizi stuffed the fish into the bag.

Until the child disappeared from view, Su Dong did not react.

The photographer sighed and said:

“Brother, it really can’t work, let’s just admit defeat, there is no way to catch fish.”

Su Dong let out a deep sigh and suddenly spoke, “You said it was so late, would it be too dangerous for that child to go home with such a big fish?” ”

The photographer had a bad feeling in his heart, “Big brother, what do you want to say?” ”

“I mean, how about we mention him to keep it for one night?” Otherwise, such a small child as he still carries such a valuable thing, in case he is robbed on the road? ”

Photographer: “……”

“Big brother, you are my brother, this is 2022, a fish has something to grab, and it is not a good thing.”

“Isn’t that a good thing?” More than a dozen pounds! It’s enough for both of us to eat until tomorrow! ”

“Sizzle!!!” The photographer took a breath of cool air and hurriedly whispered: “Big brother, we are broadcasting live, I don’t want to enter the game, let’s be safe.” ”

“Keep it safe, what do you think, am I the one who can rob children?” Su Dong wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said.

The photographer was speechless, and said that you didn’t say that just now, that look, red like a cat seeing a mouse.

[Sigh, the anchor’s mentality collapsed, he caught a day of fish and didn’t catch anything, and people caught a dozen pounds of white silver in a few minutes for a child, which was really miserable.] 】

[Hahahahahahaha, honestly this anchor is also a strange person, the first time I saw someone who didn’t catch anything all day, ordinary people really can’t do it.] 】

[I am also an old angler, generally I encounter this situation, I am cheeky to go to the next fishing spot to buy a few, or go to the market to buy a few fish to go home, kill the air force!] 】

【Angler never air force!】 If I can’t catch a fish, I have to drink the lake water and go home! 】

[Hahaha, when I watched it in the morning, the anchor did not catch the fish, and now I have finished dinner after work, and the anchor has not caught the fish, which is really talented.] 】

[The program team should not consider sending a personal dive to hang a fish for the anchor, it is really pitiful.] 】

………

It was hard to resist the idea of robbing the primary school students, Su Dong stared at the two words “Xiao Ji” in front of him and couldn’t help but want to scold.

He is a crosser, and at the beginning of the show he just crossed over, replacing the original protagonist and becoming a member of the contestants.

Not only that, he also awakened the system, and learned today’s horoscope “Xiao Ji” through daily free divination.

This was also the reason why he had the confidence to comfort Cai Kun.

And then he was in the presence of the old God… Enough fishing for a day!

I didn’t even see a single hair!

This system is fake, right?!

Is this Xiao Ji?

What a big deal, right?!

He grew up so big and saw such an unreliable system for the first time!