Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?

A short video site.

“Sleeper this is the cannon! Sleeper This is a mortar?! Sleeper This is a cannonball?! There are more than a dozen boxes of shells here?! Sleeping trough a dozen cannons dozens of mortars?! Sleeper Sleeper Sleeper !!! ”

“Incredible!!! There are so many cannons and ammunition buried in Shuzhong!! If I hadn’t been caught by this guy, I really don’t know how long I could hide it. ”

“This Nyima, I declare, from today onwards, Su Dong is the whole Shu Zhong… No! All Dragon Country… No! The best angler in the world!! Not one of them!! ”

“Really, it’s amazing!! Others fish for his corpses, others for snakes and for guns, others for the air force to fish for the direct artillery of the fuck! It’s outrageous! ”

“What is the name of the angler never the air force!!! (Tactical Backward)”

“Yes, the anglers never have an air force, only the army, referring to artillery (funny)”

“Poof… Hahahahahaha, you two laughed at me, it turns out that the angler never air force is what it means ahhahahahaha!!! ”

“Sigh, I feel that after today, many of the rarely visited waterholes and lakes in the wilderness of Shu are estimated to be many more anglers, and if nothing else, just to catch a cannon and come up.”

“…… Someone has already done that, and my second uncle is getting ready to buy a motocross bike and go fishing for cannons in the old mountains and forests…”

“…… What, deep mountains and old forests have no cannons is difficult to say, tigers, leopards, wild boars, bears and blind people, these fierce animals must be there. ”

“This is really the whole network exploded, if you just caught a few corpses and a few guns before, it is better, not that no one has done it, but this cannon group is really stunned, this is simply the most shocking news of the year!”

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“Therefore, in the history of modern warfare, the power of artillery is extremely huge, only a very small number of cannons are left today, and many types of cannons have long disappeared into the flames of war.”

A professor of the history department of a 985 college is giving a class, telling students about the history of the development of the cannon.

In class, suddenly a classmate looked up and asked:

“Teacher, what if in the present twenty-first century, suddenly dig out a dozen cannons and mortars from a hundred years ago, and even dozens of boxes of shells?”

The professor was stunned and immediately asserted: “Impossible! After the development of these years, the vast majority of them have been damaged and aged and re-trained into steel, and the remaining few have been preserved and placed in museums, where are the dozens of cannon mortars?! ”

“What if…?” The classmate asked weakly.

The professor waved his hand, “No case! ”

The classmate silently took out his mobile phone and clicked on the video he had just finished and handed it to the professor.

After a few minutes, the professor was silent.

I meow the cow all blown out and you suddenly took this out?!

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A historical museum.

“Hahahahahaha!!!”

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter in the office, and an old man who was nearly a year old was dancing with his hands

“Hahahahaha Xiao Li! Book your tickets! Go to Shuzhong tonight!!! Hahahahaha so many cannons, how can our little broken museum be divided into one?! ”

“Hum Old Man Song twittered every time he borrowed your mutilated cannon, asking for a whole bunch of them, and when I got the cannon to see how I was screaming in front of you!”

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A historical research room.

“Professor Li, you are in trouble, this time the cannons are born, we must get the first batch of data, find out what type of these cannons are, and which unit of the Nationalist army they belong to.”

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Master’s degree at a university.

“Woo woo boss, you take me, I’m still counting on this paper to increase visibility.”

“Woohoo! You big man talk well, and when it’s confirmed it’s safe, he’ll take you there! ”

………

A military region.

“After receiving the order, immediately set out to assist the Shuzhong Armed Forces in handling the situation of the artillery group.”

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A geological research institute.

“Everyone, take your equipment with you, set out immediately, make sure that the dispersion of cannons and shells in the soil is made, and give priority to taking out the shells!”

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Certain…… Food stalls on the outskirts of Shuzhong.

“Snap!”

The bowl was put down, and Su touched the round belly with a look of admiration

“It is worthy of being listed as a black fish on the insect fish in the “Shennong Materia Medica”, and it is really delicious, and the fish bones are rare, so it is delicious!”

Cai Kun held up the bowl and ate the fish like a jujube, and after turning off the camera on the mountain, he had not opened it again until now.

Anyway, there are enough things that have been exploded today, and it doesn’t make much sense to continue live broadcasting, and it is still tired to carry, which is now comfortable to carry a bag in the bag.

I don’t know if it’s the chef who did it well, or whether the blackfish itself is delicious, or whether it was stimulated by what happened today.

In short, the two of them ate very cool today, incomparably cool.

They had no idea how much the things they had done this afternoon had caused waves on the Internet.

After a few minutes, Cai Kun put down the dishes and chopsticks, smacked contentedly, and narrowed his eyes, “It’s so comfortable… If only every meal could be eaten so refreshingly. ”

“Rest assured!” Su Dong said with a big grin: “Follow the brother mix, keep the delicious and spicy, and stay in a top five-star hotel!” ”

“Rest assured big brother! I will always be your most loyal little brother! Cai Kun patted his chest to reassure.

Su Dong grinned, a meal will become the most loyal little brother, this feeling, how can it be so like a wine and meat brother?

After resting for a while, Cai Kun touched his stomach and suddenly asked:

“Big brother, what are we going to do next?” Back to Waldorf? ”

Sue touched her chin and said:

“Shuzhong can’t stay for the time being, things are a bit big, how about we go to Chang’an?”