Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?

Chapter Eighty-Seven The System Collapsed Again!!

“The scalp is tingling, and if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I would never have believed it was really happening.”

“Hahahahaha! The moving brother is exactly the same as the tower crane in the construction site, which is simply a humanoid tower crane. ”

“This Nyima, please start at least a thousand cranes and cranes, please move brother is much simpler, one meal is enough, the police make a lot of money.”

“Not necessarily, with the amount of food that Brother Dongzi has, if you really want to go to the big hotel and eat it openly, the police will lose money.”

“Poof, it seems to be true, the amount of food is really terrible.”

The efficiency of firing four or five cannons at a time was much faster, so that after only three releases, Su Dong sent down all the cannons in the mountain slope.

When the cannon is sent down, the people are much more relaxed.

Although the way down the hill is extremely steep, it is still possible for these battle-hardened policemen to go down.

Su Dong is even less of a problem.

The only problem is that Cai Kun, who is originally an ordinary person, holds the camera in one hand, and the next trip to the mountain is similar to the fire on the knife mountain.

Seeing this, Su Dong couldn’t help but tease: “What? Can it go down? I can’t go down and I can catch you with a fishing rod. ”

Cai Kun looked at the fishing line like a strand of hair, and couldn’t help but feel some tingling in his scalp.

You put this fishing cannon aside?!

“Don’t!”

“I can go down on my own!” Brother, just help me take down the camera. ”

Although I had only seen the scene where Su Dong fished the cannon to the ground safely and steadily, I also knew how good the quality of this fishing rod fishing line was.

He’s a living man!

If one is not careful, and the fishing rod line breaks just when he goes down, then he can’t cry.

More than thirty meters yet!

After many hardships, Su Dong and the two finally returned to the ground unharmed.

Half an hour later, three heavy trucks arrived.

With the idea that the gang had helped, Su Dong conveniently sent twenty cannons to the car

One hand of a cannon, the heavy truck with the same machine are all straight in the eye.

Fix a cannon in place, three heavy trucks, three police cars, and go away with alarm bells.

In the Xinhui police station, the police chief can’t help but have a big head and walk left and right in the office.

In the space of a while, seven or eight phone calls had already arrived.

There are districts, cities, and even provinces, cultural departments at all levels, 985 colleges and universities in the capital of South Guangdong, and even provincial museums.

The thought of these calls made his scalp tingle.

These calls came, he had to be cautious, the result came so many at once, he really had never seen such a big battle!

Even the cultural department of the capital called in a special way.

“Chuanguo Jade Seal?!”

“I didn’t expect that! Yesterday Kyushu Ding was born, and today the National Jade Seal is actually alive! ”

“Su Dong, this young man is not ordinary.”

The director sighed.

Taking advantage of the waiting, he checked the information of Su Dong.

The result is not to check do not know, a check was a big shock.

Since participating in the “Professional Experience Officer” program, three corpses were caught in the first two days, and on the third day, dozens of mortar howitzers were directly fished up, and Kyushu Ding was discovered yesterday, and today it is even more outrageous, and it was even more outrageous that the national jade seal that had been lost for more than a thousand years was found.

This is a great god!

“Chuanguo Jade Seal……”

The bureau chief suddenly raised a smile on his face, although the Chuanguo Yuxi thing was risky, once something happened, the future would definitely not be guaranteed.

However, the crisis and the danger also contain opportunities, and the more dangerous the opportunity, the greater the opportunity, as long as he handles the Chuanguo Yuxi safely and steadily and hands it over to his superiors.

Then it is not impossible to move his position up in his lifetime.

“No, I’ll have to call Old Zhao again and ask about it, but don’t have an accident on the way here.”

Thinking about it left and right, he still couldn’t hold his breath and dialed the phone again.

“Okay, you can rest assured, the Chuanguo Jade Seal is kept on me, absolutely nothing will happen, and it will not happen if I have an accident!”

“Hmmm, I’ll be back in ten minutes.”

“I know that I know that the Chuanguo Jade Seal has always been in my hand, and I haven’t even put my backpack in it, so I won’t let this thing out of sight.”

“Okay, okay, you can rest assured!”

Hanging up the phone, Officer Zhao smiled bitterly, “This is the fifth call in twenty minutes.” ”

“Normal, this is the national jade seal, a minute a phone call I am not surprised by the back seat, Su Dong hey hey smile.”

He is now particularly relaxed, with no pressure at all after the hot taro is thrown out, and even wants to eat ten bowls of rice.

Next to Su Dong, Cai Kun was sitting precariously, the camera was turned off a second before entering the police car, and he did not know that at this moment, the live broadcast room had already fallen out.

After touching his stomach, Su Dong couldn’t help but ask, “Officer, when are we going to have dinner?” ”

Officer Zhao grinned at the corner of his mouth: “Go back and finish the record.” ”

“If you are really hungry, you can go back to the police station to have a working meal with us first, the application fee takes time, and there is such a thing as passing the national jade seal, if there is no accident, it will be very busy these days, I am afraid there is not much time to arrange dinner for you alone, but you can arrange a bonus for you, do you want it?”

Su Dong: “…”

He forgot about this, and since ten years ago, the banquet has been more than strict with the times.

However, the working meal of the police station is also good, I have eaten the working meal of the Shuzhong Police Station, the working meal of the Chang’an City Cultural and Tourism Department, and I have not eaten the working meal of the Nanyue Police Station, I don’t know what the working meal here tastes like.

Ten minutes away, he quickly returned to the police station.

The robbery and carjacking without dog blood happened, and everything was calm and expected.

It’s 2022, and the car bandits are a product of the last century.

Back at the police station, the police chief immediately checked the integrity of the Chuanguo Jade Seal and made sure that nothing happened, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Then there was a warm reception work for Su Dong.

What a good young man of the Dragon Kingdom, the top ten youths, excellent citizens, a lot of titles to Su Dong’s head, for a while Su Dong was embarrassed.

After praising him, he asked Officer Zhao to take Su Dong to take notes, and he himself hurried back to the office to report the situation.

It was not sloppy to report on the Chuan Guo Yu Seal, if he had not wanted to see how amazing it was to be able to find the Kyushu Ding Guo Yu Seal one after another, he would have gone to report it a long time ago.

After taking notes, Su Dong rubbed her hands and followed a group of police officers to the canteen with a look of excitement

White chopped chicken, char siu meat, stir-fried artemisia annua, stir-fried fungus with green vegetables, corn rib soup

The white cut chicken bones are still red, and there is still a little blood in the faint way, and I don’t know if it is the negligence of the kitchen chef or the Cantonese itself.

Several dishes are particularly light, and the Cantonese flavor is very prominent, which is completely different from the Shuzhong cuisine.

But Su Dong still ate very happily, one bite of two mouthfuls of rice, one minute of effort, the bowl of rice has reached the bottom.

Then the second bowl……… The third bowl……… The fifth bowl……… Tenth Bowl………

After eating thirteen bowls of rice and adding three times to the dishes on the plate, Su Dong was satisfied to put down the dishes and burp.

As for the policeman next to him, he was already stunned to see it, and even the two chefs who were busy in the kitchen heard the noise and came out to watch the play.

“Good fellow, thirteen bowls of rice and four plates of rice in one meal?!” Is this still human? ”

“Sigh, they all say that half a size eats poor old man, this is more than twenty years old, how can it still be so able to eat.”

“How outrageous, eat so much in one meal?!” How does his stomach endure?! ”

“Ancient evil has never been able to eat so much, has it?” So can eat, no wonder so much strength, if placed in ancient times, high and low is also a unique fierce general, can be compared with Lü Bu Xiangyu. ”

“………… What’s that, I’ll be honest, do you think that even if it is Lü Bu Xiangyu, can they kick a one-ton shark away? ”

“Nima! This product is really a white cut chicken killer! At this time, the whole white cut chicken in the canteen was eaten by him, and Lao Tzu didn’t even eat a chicken butt! ”

“Yikes! I thought I was in the police force enough to eat one chicken and three bowls of rice, only to find out today that there were people outside the people, and there was a day outside the sky, I announced! From today onwards, the title of Chicken Immortal will be given to Su! ”

The cafeteria was very noisy, and many policemen had already chatted with Su Dong, and even some of them were already touching Su Dong’s muscles.

He was happy to eat in the canteen, and he had no idea how much trouble he was on the Internet at this moment because of the matter of passing on the national jade seal.

Unlike Kyushu Ding, Kyushu Ding has been spread on the Internet in the morning, and in the afternoon, Su Dong caught a Yangzhou Ding, so after the buffer of time, the traffic was inadvertently diluted by time.

Moreover, when Kyushu was at the peak, because of the abundance of time, even many official media such as the Flower Society People’s Daily also came, and inadvertently diverted a lot of flow for Su Dong.

Rao is so, yesterday Su Dong live broadcast room is also shaky card no, many people even high-definition card, not to mention ultra-clear blue light.

But today is different, Chuanguo Yuxi does not have a time buffer, or was discovered by Su Dong at about five o’clock in the afternoon, and then instantly caused a sensation on the network.

This point in time is the peak period of traffic, and the circulation of the national jade seal can be much higher than that of Kyushu Ding, and there is no official media diversion.

So, Weibo, Douyin, b station! The result of many platforms to drain Su Dong is…….

Su Dong live broadcast room collapsed………

It is unexpected.

So now, more than ten million viewers are looking at the live broadcast room that is stuck in the same place with a confused face.

“Depend! What about the live broadcast room?! Lao Tzu also deliberately went down the live broadcast platform just to see the national jade seal! As a result, your live broadcast room is gone?! ”

“Grandma Lee’s! Spam platform! Make so much money, don’t know how to buy more good servers?? Don’t know how much maintenance is done on weekdays?! Drop the chain at the critical moment! How can you be the industry leader?! ”

“Cough! Upstairs, the question behind me I can answer you, as long as the live broadcast platform grasps the moving brother, it can become the leader of the live broadcast room! ”

“Rub! I was speechless when you said that! ”

“What about the Chuanguo Jade Seal?!” Ordered by Heaven to live forever??! What about my spicy national jade seal?! ”

“The day before yesterday, I caught the cannon group, yesterday I caught two Kyushu Ding, today I caught the national jade seal, what will I fish tomorrow?” “Yongle Canon” or “Lanting Collection Sequence””

“Cough, the Yongle Canon does not seem to be in the water, and the Lanting Collection Order is also difficult to make, and the history books record that the Lanting Collection Order was taken into the mausoleum by Tang Taizong Li Shimin before his death, but his mausoleum has not been found so far.”

“Sleeper! It turned out that the cannon group the day before yesterday, yesterday’s Kyushu Ding was also discovered by this anchor?! So awesome?!! ”

“Hey, hey, upstairs, Brother Dongzi caught three corpses on the second day of the first day, how much less to the Shuzhong Police Station!”

“, it turns out that Kyushu Ding and the howitzer herd were also discovered by the anchor, admiring ah.”

“Hahaha, so look, a little looking forward to the next few days of moving brother fishing can catch something.”

“Anyway, anything strange can be caught, but it is impossible to catch a fish.”

“Upstairs, don’t you look down on my brother?!” My brother only caught a shark today! ”

“Nima, you don’t say oh forget it, I remember this show is rotated every week, right?” In other words, Brother Mover can’t fish in two days, and he has to do other professions?! ”

“Sleeper! You don’t say I forgot, it seems to be so, so it is a pity to look at it, the brother does not fish, how much joy will I have? ”

“You are wrong, it is four days not two days, after a week of work experience, all the contestants will take two days off, two days off a week, eight days a month, and the labor law program team still does not dare to violate it.”

“Oh, let these players work non-stop for half a year, it’s hard to think about, I just have to work for half a month in a row and I’m going crazy.”

“Yikes! Silly platform! It’s been half an hour and hasn’t been fixed! What do programmers eat?! ”

“The last time it collapsed, the platform is not up to remember, the result is that today it collapsed again, I would like to see if the platform will strengthen the server update after this collapse!”

“Alas, I originally wanted to pay a hundred million, but now I can’t see anything, which makes it difficult for me to do it!”

“Sleeper! Upstairs to surprise the rich! ”

“The key is that he meows this time there is no official media to follow the film, Lao Tzu wants to go elsewhere to see it!” Yikes! The more I think about it, the angrier I get! ”

At this time, the live broadcast platform is also busy.

Especially the programmers in the Internet department, their hair was thinning, and this time the platform collapsed, and the busy hair was even thinner.

Fingers tapping on the keyboard, constantly looking for problems.

Finally, after half an hour of repairs, the system finally returned to normal.

The news that the platform returned to normal came out, and everyone immediately entered the live broadcast room with excitement.

And then………

Everyone looked at the pitch-black screen with a question mark on their faces.

“Meow meow?? Say good platform back to normal?! ”

“Nima?! Lao Tzu waited for more than half an hour, and you showed Lao Tzu a black screen? ”

“What about my knife?! What about my forty-meter-long knife?! ”

“Yikes! What about Lao Tzu’s Imperial Jade Seal?! ”

After the scolding, the audience reacted in the live broadcast room, “That… Is it possible… Is it the anchor who is broadcasting? ”

“Huh?? Let me see?! Yikes! It’s really down!! It’s only six o’clock what are you doing?!!! ”

“me!! All blame the live streaming platform! Otherwise, I would still have a chance to take one last look at the National Jade Seal! ”

“mmp Lao Tzu has waited for half an hour in vain?!”

“Anchor do you see this one hundred million?” Tear up… Gone! ”

“Anchor, do you see these fifty million?” Tear up… It’s gone! ”

Scolding and grinning in the live broadcast room for ten minutes, before people kept leaving.

Rao is so, Su Dong’s live broadcast room is still the first popularity of the entire live broadcast platform, even if it is broadcast under the black screen, there are still half a million people.

These 500,000 people are still in the live broadcast room, looking forward to when Su Dong suddenly opens the live broadcast tonight.

Meanwhile.

On the web, another video went viral.

The video was made by a college student, because today is the last day of August, and he is going back to school, but after arriving at the high-speed rail station, he realized that something was wrong

Because he found that in the high-speed rail station, I don’t know when there was a group of people, more than forty, one by one, dressed in suits and shoes, full of scholarly atmosphere.

What made him wrong was that there were two famous professors and academic bulls in his school, and except for the big event on weekdays, they did not see the end of the dragon at any other time.

How did it appear here today?!

Then he took a video and posted it online.

Originally it was just a casual shot, who knows it actually exploded.

“Sleeper! Isn’t that our school’s doctoral supervisor?! Yesterday I hurried away from the school, I heard that I went to study Kyushu Ding, how did it appear here?! ”

“Nima?! The old man with glasses and thinning hair is the tutor of our school’s doctoral supervisor, and the high status is frightening, how can it be here?! ”

“The last one is a Yangtze River scholar from our school!!”

“And the one who was smiling just now is the dean of our university’s history school.”

“Wait a minute, wait a minute, fifteen seconds of that, it seems to be Wang Drunk, deputy director of the Palace Museum, how come he’s also here?!”

“That’s Liu Mingdao!” The Chang’an History Museum is long, and I saw it yesterday in the live broadcast room of Brother Dongzi. ”

“…… The one at the front……… It seems that it is the sub-responsibility of the cultural department. ”

“I’m going crazy, such a group of big guys suddenly appeared at the high-speed rail station, they chartered a bus?”