Little Life on An American Ranch

When he got home, Jian Heng let the two tigers out first. He originally thought that this guy would go out to play like before, but who knew that he stayed at home obediently. As soon as he came out, he nestled on the carrot bag and kept grinding Looking at his own three-petal mouth.

"Hey, when will I be able to eat less and earn a little money at a loss, if it weren't for you not being able to afford it! Not to mention marrying a wife." Jian Heng grabbed Erhu's ear, took out his phone and started Call Zhao Changshan.

As soon as the butt touched the sofa, the phone was connected.

"Brother Changshan, what are you up to?" Jian Heng asked aloud when he heard the mess over there.

Zhao Changshan said: "Don't mention it, the employees here are clamoring for wages, and the boss is here to appease you, what's the matter with your call?"

"You haven't started working yet, have you?"

"Can you still make trouble after work? If it's okay, I'll hang up first and wait for the money to go home." Zhao Changshan said a little absent-mindedly.

Jian Heng said: "Then I'll introduce you to a job. It won't take long, it will only take about a week. Whether you can do it well depends on your ability."

"A week? Cook for someone else?"

"Do you have any other specialties?" Jian Heng asked with a smile.

Zhao Changshan smiled after hearing this: "That's really gone."

"For two foreigners to eat, I'll have someone call you after a while, and I'll take care of two meals a day, no matter how delicious it is, less vegetarian food and more hard food. The price is what you want, eight thousand is not too little , I don’t want more than ten thousand,” Jian Heng said.

Zhao Changshan couldn't help being stunned for a few seconds when he heard it, and after thinking about it, he said with an uncertain tone: "Did I hear it wrong or is there something wrong with what you said, the food for a week is 8,000 yuan? Even if it is RMB, it is not a lot." Now, and let me tell you, I can't do the work of a chef, I'm just a little chef who cooks a lot of food, so don't make fun of my brother!"

Zhao Changshan is a self-aware person. He knows how much he weighs. Now that Jian Heng asks him to cook for a week and asks him to take 8,000, he feels a little wrong.

Jian Heng said: "Poverty limits your imagination. Is it expensive to hire a chef for 8,000 yuan? After all, I don't know your level yet? I'm sure you can do it if I call you. Let me tell you this, this The two had some personal grievances with me before, but now it has fallen into my hands, and I will kill them anyway, and it is better to let you earn than others."

"So it's like this, I offended you! That's asking for a little more, ten thousand is ten thousand. By the way, do you want me to add some ingredients to the dish, so that these two guys have diarrhea or something? "As soon as Zhao Changshan heard that the two had offended Jian Heng before, he immediately came up with a bad idea.

Jian Heng quickly said: "I also want to eat, remember to cook better, it counts as your wages, and report to them what other materials you use, you go talk to them about this matter, don't be polite to them!"

"Okay, you can tell the truth! By the way, you said that I have to report more, will they find someone else to do it?" Zhao Changshan suddenly felt a little guilty again, let alone 10,000 dollars. Even if he cut it in half, it would be enough for him to earn for a month or two. Seeing that the money seemed to be in front of him, he was a little afraid that he would not be able to earn it.

"Look at your prospects! All right, I'll give them your phone number right away, and you can talk about it yourself later. Oh, by the way, there are more hard dishes, and the taste is stronger, and don't make any improvements. Just go straight to Chinese food , authentic Chinese taste!"

"Don't foreigners eat it? Are you used to it?"

"You don't care what they do, as long as I eat to my liking, if you want to fool me, be careful that I throw the food out, I will send you an address later, once a day early and late, ok?"

"It's definitely ok!" Zhao Changshan said happily, and now he's trying to stabilize the money. Jian Heng found a way out here. Although it's only been a week, the ticket is just the ticket, and he has to make money no matter how much it is.

After hanging up the phone, Jian Heng set up a pose on his desk,

I took a few pieces of paper and a pen and started to learn how to write a fitness plan. For Jian Heng, this thing is trying to figure out some fitness moves for the two of them. Of course, the water in the space still needs to be prepared. , nor can it be drunk directly one cup at a time like the one for personal use. Based on his own experience these days, Jian Heng diluted a cup of water to a few tenths, which means that the original cup of water was mixed with dozens of cups of water. The tap water is ready for the two to drink.

After working for almost four hours, Jian Heng made a list of his training plan for the week, and then he cooked two bowls of instant noodles for himself, insisted on adding four eggs, and after eating, he watched TV for a while and went to bed contentedly.

When Jian Heng arrived at the gym the next day, the troubled couple had already arrived and their clothes had been changed, so they just sat at the door in a daze, waiting eagerly for Jian Heng to come over.

"Is the lunch arranged?" In the first sentence, Jian Heng didn't say anything else, and asked directly what he had for lunch today.

Mr. Trouble nodded and said: "It's all ready, 9,000 dollars a week, plus 2,000 for ingredients. If the effect is good, we will continue to hire him."

Mr. Trouble is not stupid. He naturally knows that this chef must be Jian Heng’s friend or even a relative, so it’s fine to pay a little token price. Now the couple really don’t care much about 10,000 to 20,000, they care more about it. The most important thing is how can I get back to my original super good figure.

Money is a good thing for most people, but for a small number of people, it is just a number, more or less is of little significance, anyway, it is probably not what the world makes them look up to Paying works.

"That's all right, you go first..." Jian Heng realized that he was not an official coach and did not have a dedicated private training area, so he got stuck here.

Fortunately, Mrs. Trouble was very clever and immediately said: "We are waiting for you in District 9, the room we have always used here."

"Okay!" Jian Heng immediately nodded his head.

Just like that, the couple went to No. 9 teaching private classroom, while Jian Heng changed into his assistant's tights, and then began to warm up with the two of them.

Warming up is nothing more than moving the joints to avoid injury or something. After ten minutes of warming up, Jian Heng's meat scene will start.

"Do you want to do this?" Mr. Trouble looked at Jian Heng's demonstration with some doubts.

Because the movements Jian Heng taught them now looked a lot like a reptile with a carapace on its back.

correct! You are right, like a turtle crawling slowly on the ground.

"You are the coach and I am the coach?" Jian Heng glanced at them lightly.

"Of course you are!" After Mr. Trouble replied, he bent down and lay on the floor of the private classroom like a turtle.

As a person who has been exercising all year round, Mr. Trouble suspected that such an intensity of exercise would not be able to achieve the effect of exercise, so he was a little suspicious, but seeing the displeasure on Jian Heng's face, he had to follow Jian Heng's request.

But he also made up his mind in the bottom of his heart. If he is not satisfied after a week, he must clean up this Asian guy.

The so-called private teaching room is not surrounded by solid walls, Room No. 9 is surrounded by transparent glass walls. As long as someone walked by, they could see that the couple were like turtles lying on the ground, constantly moving.

Anyway, as long as the people who pass by here, there is no one who doesn't cover his mouth and laugh.

"Don't pay attention to them, don't be disturbed by the outside world, by the way, slow down a bit, and deeply appreciate the leisurely time when the tortoise is crawling, this is the essence of the tortoise exercise." Jian Heng also forcibly held back his laugh, lest he His bad taste was seen through, and he led the two of them up these few steps from time to time.

After practicing the turtle crawl for almost an hour, the couple's clothes were soaked with sweat. Even an effortless movement that takes you to repeat for an hour is tiring.

"Don't drink water, I've prepared a special drink for you!" Jian Heng said immediately when he saw the two of them coming together and running for their water glasses.

When the two of them saw Jian Heng take out two cups, their faces turned green, because it couldn't be delicious from a visual point of view, one was green with black in it, and the other was yellow with a little bit of shit in it Look at it, let alone drink it, it makes my stomach feel a little nauseous. Not only is it nauseating, but the serving size seems to be quite substantial, with a serving of more than two liters.

"Here, this is yours, this is yours, don't confuse it, or it won't work." Jian Heng was very happy, and started the drink with joy.

"What's this?" Mr. Trouble took it over and opened the lid, and he immediately got a smell of vegetables.

Jian Heng said: "The fruit and vegetable juice I specially prepared is actually an aid to sports and so on. This is my method. You must know that in my family, this thing is only passed on to men and not to women...".

While talking, Jian Heng signaled the two to drink.

Anyone who has ever drank vegetable juice must know how unpalatable this thing is, not to mention that Jian Heng's here is a mixture of several vegetables, and white vinegar is specially added. If this thing tastes good, then there is something wrong.

"Don't drink it all in one gulp, it's enough for the whole day," Jian Heng said happily.

Hearing Jian Heng's words, the couple couldn't help secretly heaving a sigh of relief, looking at the huge cup in front of their eyes, they thought: Fortunately, they didn't drink it all in one gulp!

Even so, the so-called Jane's special drink was still drunk by the two of them.

"You can drink water now! Just don't drink too much, take a sip at most, don't dilute the taste!" Seeing the appearance of the two of them, Jian Heng immediately felt that every pore in his body felt refreshed.