Lord of the Witches

Just when Tang Qi's eyes fell, in the broadcast camera, two "Guardians" with haughty faces and condescending disregard for all citizens used new cards.

The movements of the two are somewhat similar. With a light tap of the finger, the pointed card immediately emits light, and a complex and gorgeous magic circle is born at the highest point of the two buildings at the same time.

"Bug girl!"

"Venom Mystic!"

Accompanied by the sound, Tang Qi saw two extraordinary creatures summoned from "exotic lands" just like him.

Half of the body of the first head looks like a fat worm, with snow-white background and complex purple textures all over, but what is weird is that she has a delicate human girl's head and even twin ponytails. She is wriggling in the magic circle, Make a "beep beep" sound.

The second one is a five or six meter monster with extremely exaggerated muscles. It is covered with a layer of tattered mage robes and its head is exposed. Exudes a green light.

The reporter in charge of the camera was obviously very talented. He aimed at the patterns on the two cards. At the moment when two different but cold voices sounded, different extraordinary biological attributes appeared on the left and right sides of the TV screen.

Even more intimate, it is accompanied by expert commentary.

"Hei Bosi, the guardian of Xiongzhou, uses the 'Insect Mother Card', which is second only to Frost Dragon Lilia in power, and is also a high-level card in the [Very Poisonous] card, second only to banned cards. She has a breath A series of powerful skills such as insect eggs, releasing poison, and saliva splashing."

"Ryan Gosling, the guardian of the Ice Dragon State, used the 'Venom Mystic Card', which is also a high-level card in the [Venom Department] card. It is said that he is from the same foreign country as the insect girl. The secret method of poison has the power to destroy a small city."

"..."

Tang Qi can see that the residents of this world are used to being reduced to a battlefield, but this spirit of having fun while suffering is also unexpected.

It should be noted that in the screen that is being broadcast at this time, the citizens are evacuating quickly, but there are still many casualties.

They avoided the fight between the two giant beasts, but when the "Insect Lady" and "Venom Mystic" started spraying poisonous water and poisonous mist at each other, the number of residents who were accidentally injured began to skyrocket.

Even so, the style of the live broadcast remains unchanged.

It can be heard from the commentary that they even created an "illustrated book" for the cards, guessed the relevant attributes, and arranged some series, such as [poisonous type], [monster type], [element type] and so on. , filled with the atmosphere of third-rate fantasy novels.

This absurd and disorderly scene made Tang Qi thoughtful.

"Being completely spoiled, give up resistance?"

"Or, it's the invisible pollution from the psychic box and these cards that makes this world lose some logic and is on the verge of collapse."

After muttering a few words, Tang Qi turned his head to look at the salted fish girl beside him again.

The girl is a native of this world, but Tang Qi can perceive that the will of the world is faintly projected on her body.

The situation in this world is already very clear. The person who holds the seven hundred and seventy-one cards is an existence above the world.

And Tang Qi, representing the most powerful card "Mysterious King"?

It's just an indigenous girl. The reason why she can pick it up is actually the self-salvation of the will of the world.

When these thoughts flickered, in the live broadcast screen, the two guardians had come and gone, and each used some messy cards for a round. The result seemed to be no different from the past, and ended in a draw.

The only victims were the citizens of the city named "Central City", and hundreds of people died.

Sadly, no one is responsible for this.

In the dark basement, on the dilapidated and stained sofa, the sound of "click, click" kept coming, as if Tang Qi, who was polluted by the weird atmosphere of this world, was eating popcorn.

The girl who had been salted for a long time finally couldn't bear to speak.

She tilted her head, with a look of disgust on her face, and asked, "You said you are stronger than those two big guys?"

"Well, I am stronger than any creature that any card can summon."

Tang Qi's body was also trapped in the sofa. He did perceive "pollution". The world was not normal, but he did not reject it. It was just a projection. If he moved at will to get rid of the pollution, the death of this world would be accelerated.

"Is your body a dragon?"

The salted fish girl was very obsessed with the dragon, so she asked again.

"no."

"You are the apostle I summoned, will you obey unconditionally what I say?"

"Won't."

"Can I push you back, I still want a dragon."

"Can't."

"Can you do magic, like transforming into a dragon?"

"Won't."

...

The extremely boring conversation was going on in the basement, and Tang Qi's projection was indeed seriously polluted.

Of course, what is even more abnormal is the salted fish girl, who is too obsessed with the dragon.

Fortunately, the will of the world still has some self-help ideas after all. Under the influence of the dark, the salted fish girl seems to really believe that the "humanoid apostle" she summoned is the most powerful.

At the same time, she finally remembered the wish she made when she used the card.

Coincidentally, at this time, what was playing on the TV was a relatively complete "Psychic Card Book", with more than 700 kinds of cards densely packed, occupying the entire screen.

The girl raised her hand and uttered very domineering words in a weak tone.

"I want to collect all the cards, and then exile them all from this world. I want them to return to their original appearance, but it sounds troublesome, as if they are going to travel far away, but it is actually more comfortable to lie down..."

"make a deal."

The salted fish girl was trying to persuade herself to give up, when she suddenly got an affirmative answer.

Tang Qi, who had returned to normal, showed a charming smile at the girl, stretched out a palm, seemed to have finally remembered his manners, and asked gently: "Tell me your name, and summon my psychic sir."

"Juno."

Tang Qi's sudden charm made the salted fish girl stunned for a moment, and she couldn't help answering.

But soon, she broke free from that charming smile, regained her true nature, and muttered: "You can't smile at me anymore, falling in love is very troublesome, especially since you are a foreign creature, who knows what your body is, It could be a dragon, or it could be a stinking monster."

"If you really want to experience the love between humans and monsters, I can take you to my school. Those nympho girls will go crazy for you, and I just want to lie down."

"Boom"

The salty and narcissistic girl finally received Tang Qi's brainstorm.

The girl was in pain and was about to yell, when suddenly two "bang bang" sounds were heard above the two of them, the ceiling vibrated, dust fluttered down, and at the same time there was a loud voice.

"Juno, what are you doing hiding in the basement again, there is no bread at home, go out and buy it for me, otherwise you don't want to have dinner."

"And you, Alisa, hurry up and get that brat out of my house, take advantage of my daughter in my house, and even want to eat the food I cook, don't even think about it."

"FXXX, if you smoke again, we'll get divorced, you fat pig."

With the loud voice and the information contained in it, an unprecedented sense of reality surged.

Tang Qi felt as if he had returned to Messer City. The person upstairs was stomping. His style was very similar to that of Sally's mother, even more fierce.

But Sally and Juno are two completely different girls.

The latter looked like a boneless zombie, struggling to get up from the sofa, turned to Tang Qi and said:

"Should I go to the first opponent? If you are really strong, maybe after collecting the cards, we can come back for dinner in time. The beef pie made by my mother is delicious."

When Juno spoke, the old TV set that was given life by Tang Qi showed the last brilliance of life, and automatically showed the first opponent they were looking for.

The familiar electric sound slid across, and a blond young man in armor appeared in the center of the screen, with handsome features, and every part exuded the charm of a prince.

Juno, who was about to go upstairs, suddenly froze.

Just when Tang Qi couldn't help doubting his charm, he quickly relieved himself from the TV commentary.

"The guardian of the new king state is His Royal Highness Prince William."

"He is not a real prince, but he forced the citizens to call him His Royal Highness. Besides, he is an extremely firm harem party. He is building a golden palace and is looking for marriages from all over the state. More than ten thousand women of the right age have applied for it , hoping to enter his palace."

"He has a total of thirty cards. The strongest card is a monster-type forbidden card called 'Sleeping Golden Scale'. It is a golden dragon from a foreign land. The rest of the cards are mostly [other categories]."

During the introduction, the whole picture of a beautiful card is projected directly on the screen.

The pattern in the center of the card is a giant dragon lying on a golden mountain, looking down at the outside of the card with arrogant and bloodthirsty eyes.

Juno's eyes shone slightly, looking at his apostle Tang Qi.

Tang Qi, who was already familiar with the "psychic" he belonged to, understood Juno's meaning in seconds.

He waved his hand and said helplessly, "Yes, I know, he has a dragon, I'll grab it for you."

The two reached a consensus, and walked out of the basement under the leadership of the girl.

Tang Qi had already passed through those movements when he was below, and he knew the composition of Juno's family members in advance without meeting him.

A pair of parents who are still alive, and a sister who is in a relationship.

After leaving the basement, the two sides met immediately.

Through the narrow and messy passage, Tang Qi looked at each other with an aunt in the kitchen, a fat and bald middle-aged man in the living room, and a couple hugging and eating at the door.

Not surprisingly, Juno's family saw her and a young man walking out of the basement, and all of them were petrified without exception.

Juno, who had been promoted to a "psychic", had no intention of explaining. When passing by the living room, he picked up a piggy bank and walked towards the door.

"I'll be back for dinner, I have company tonight and I want beef pie."

Leaving behind a sentence full of stream-of-consciousness style, the girl took Tang Qi and left the house.

As soon as they walked out of the house, Tang Qi and Juno looked at the sky far away at the same time.

This is the capital of the New Kingdom, a large city that was forcibly renamed "Prince City".

At this moment, in the center of the city, above the three adjacent buildings that completely overlook other buildings, an extremely luxurious "Golden Palace" exuding the aura of wealth is like a golden sun, blinding everyone in the city. the eyes of the inhabitants.

Obviously, the owner of the palace is the strongest psychic in this state, the so-called guardian above all citizens.

Juno, who had just been promoted to a psychic, and the apostles she summoned simultaneously spit out their impressions of the Golden Palace.

"It's so beautiful, it will be very comfortable to lie in."

"Another second grade, and bad taste."

After commenting, Tang Qi broke away from the salted fish pollution a little bit, and put his hand on Juno's shoulder. The two of them turned into a stream of light, and appeared in front of the Golden Palace in the blink of an eye.

On the square completely paved with gold bricks, there is a long, long queue.

And the queues are all the same kind of people.

The beauties are all beautiful women between the ages of eighteen and twenty.

They look excited and expectant, but at the same time they are very hostile to other beauties around them.

"His Royal Highness Prince William is a harem party, but the fewer competitors, the better. It would be better to have some ugly monsters not as good as me. I should be the real mistress of this beautiful palace."

This is what Tang Qi felt the most when he came to the square with Juno.

And the next second, the newly promoted salted fish girl psychic who stood still and attracted a lot of attention instantly received a lot of personal attacks before greeting the beauties.

The beauties with their own characteristics from the entire New King State first looked at the newcomer who appeared out of nowhere. After realizing that she was not a threat, some beauties couldn't bear it and made complaints.

If it is a world where normal logic exists, even personal attacks are mostly whispers.

But here, the beauties speak clearly and unabashedly.

"Look quickly, here comes a very ugly guy."

"Look at the freckles on her face, doesn't she have a mirror at home, it's so pitiful."

"Ah, my eyes are polluted. What kind of dress is that? It's a style that even my grandma wouldn't wear. Did she pick it up from the trash?"

"Huh? May I ask which side is her front chest and which side is her back?"

"Her breath reminds me of my purebred cat, the dried fish I hate the most, it's so salty."

...

Tang Qi thought he was also a vicious tongue player, but at this moment, he felt that he had lost.

When he came to the Golden Palace with Juno, Tang Qi re-transformed into the "Mysterious King Card", which was at Juno's own request.

Although she was a salted fish psychic, she still maintained her enthusiasm for three minutes, which made her feel that her apostle must have a formal arrival scene.

Tang Qi suddenly felt that fortunately he listened, otherwise he would have been attacked too.

It turned into a card, and Tang Qi's perception was not affected.

So at this time, he could fully feel that the salted fish girl, who remained indifferent to everything, was developing an emotion called anger.

A faint but obvious magical breath gushed out from Juno's body.

Under her feet, a magic circle formed automatically.

The "Mysterious King Card" transformed by Tang Qi's projection floated in front of Juno.

The salted fish girl pinched the card with her fingers, and for the first time a ferocious look appeared on her face. She glared at a group of beauties with faded faces, and uttered word by word what she thought was the most terrifying threat.

"I'm going to turn you all into... small! Fish! Fuck!"

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