Marvel: Fusion

101. The Day of the Little Bitch's Distress

Deathstroke's name is Slade Wilson, and he is Deadpool's cousin, which is really no joke.

Initially, DC created the villain of Death Knell. Due to its unique style and super fighting power, even Bats, Flash, Superman, etc. have suffered, and their popularity has soared like a rocket.

Marvel naturally went with the flow, imitating the appearance of the death knell and creating a dead waiter, but the personalities of the two are completely opposite, the death knell is taciturn, and the dead waiter is just a chatterbox.

In their respective universes, Deathstroke has a cousin named Wade Wilson, and Deadpool has a cousin named Slade Wilson. This can be regarded as a tacit linkage between the two companies.

It's just that in this universe, Deadpool and Deathstroke have become real cousins.

Jude took Xiao Jianjian all the way down the elevator, and soon came to the intersection of the basement.

"Wow...why did we come to the basement? I've seen this kind of movie, serious scientists do research on the ground, only those Frankensteins who are keen on human anatomy experiments will choose the basement, suddenly I feel so scared. "Xiao Jianjian patted his chest and said.

Jude's pupils were scanned at the entrance, and a mechanical voice sounded: "Verification passed, you are allowed to enter!"

He patted Deadpool on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Movies are all about deceiving people. I am a serious scientist. The licensed one is issued by the Ministry of Commerce, so you don't have to worry."

Xiao Jianjian hugged her head even more exaggeratedly: "Really? That's a horror story. Who in the world doesn't know that as long as you give money to the business sector in the United States, it's even selling white people to black people. They will all be given the green light."

Boom!

The door to the basement opened, and Deadpool followed Jude. When passing by the rows of cloned babies, Xiao Jianjian also became more cautious. At this moment, he suddenly noticed something was wrong.

"That... Qiu... Qiu..."

"Jude Herbert."

"Yes, I remember very clearly, Mr. Jude Law, may I ask? What are these glass barrels?"

"Myself."

"what?"

"I said it's me, it's my clone, don't be surprised, Wade."

"If you don't believe it, you can look up close and you'll see that every baby looks exactly the same."

Deadpool really approached as Jude said, lying on the outer layer of the glass shell and watching carefully. When he found that the baby was exactly the same, he didn't relax in his heart, but became even more suspenseful.

"Mr. Jude Law, I think there are hundreds of glass jars here, that is to say, they will grow into hundreds of you. You don't want to play a game of hundreds of people, do you? If you do this, let alone me, even add my cousin , it must be unbearable."

"Of course, if you are willing to add more money, such as another 10 million US dollars, even if there are more men and more men, I am willing to welcome men."

But even though Xiao Jianjian said so, his vigilance in his heart continued to increase, because those standing glass pillars reminded him of the X weapon plan.

It's just that the glass pillars at that time contained mutants, and these glass pillars contained babies, but who knows if it's true or not, he is not a scientist.

After passing the training room, Jude brought Deadpool deeper into the laboratory.

"Lie down on that bed, I'm going to do a full body check on you first."

Deadpool immediately roared excitedly, and then untied his belt.

"No, there's no need to do this, well, I've seen it..."

Ignoring Deadpool's bumpy body, Jude pointed various experimental instruments at him and started scanning.

A few minutes later, the first result report came out, showing that everything was normal, at least on the surface, nothing special could be found.

"Very well, I'm going to draw your blood next,

Also need to take some subcutaneous tissue, don't fight, Wade. "

"Really? Like this?"

Deadpool said as he picked up the syringe on the experimental table next to him, and gave himself a tube directly.

Then he took out a scalpel and stabbed it into his lower body, and after a while, he handed it to Jude holding a few small pieces of granules in his hands like a treasure.

"What is this?"

"My hemorrhoids, boss."

"Fucker, take it away, stay away from me, you perverted gay, no wonder so many people hate you, it seems that I need some coercive measures to shut you up."

As Jude spoke, he snapped his fingers, and several electronic hoops burst out from the bed, encircling Deadpool's limbs and neck.

"Huh? Do you want to play sm, boss? I didn't expect you to be a member of the Alphabet Circle, Fifty Shades of Darkness, haha, but it costs more money to play like this... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Before Deadpool could finish his sentence, a strong electric current from the electronic iron hoop hit his whole body directly. Even with the ability of a little bitch to beat him, he couldn't bear it in an instant. After a while, he passed out with smoke all over his body.

"Phew... Finally shut up, I thought Rick and Morty were dirty enough, but I didn't expect you, the bastard, to be better. You are like a rocket on the road to the 19th ban. .”

Looking at Deadpool who had finally calmed down, Jude pointed to his chest, the ceiling immediately opened a depression, a laser cutter stretched out, gently opened Deadpool's chest cavity, and Jude took out his internal organs. Put some flesh and blood on the Hx63 scanning analyzer.

This high-tech instrument is specially used to scan human internal organs and explore the hidden genes inside.

This process will last for a while. When Jude turned his head to look at Deadpool again, he saw that his chest cavity began to heal automatically, and the wriggling granulation grew rapidly.

"Self-healing ability? It's really strong."

"Woo...why did I feel numb all of a sudden just now, did I pass out?" Deadpool woke up slowly, and it was only a few minutes before he was stunned.

However, the dizziness hadn't completely disappeared, and then he felt a sharp pain in his chest. He managed to glance at it and found that his chest had been cut open.

"This kind of gameplay is so high, I thought I was watching the human centipede, which is the prison part, you know."

Jude snapped his fingers again, a freezing gun protruded from the ceiling, and the rays emitted, Deadpool's mouth was instantly frozen, this time he was really speechless.

"Wade, your self-healing ability is very strong, and you won't die anyway, so I won't give you anesthesia, just bear with it, think about 10 million, it will pass soon."

Then, under Xiao Jianjian's surprised eyes, the laser cutter sliced ​​open his neck all the way up.

Jude fiddled with it for a while, but found nothing useful, and then, in Xiaojianjian's terrified eyes, aimed a drill-like instrument at his eyeballs, and at the same time, a saw-like thing approached him scalp.

Jude took out a tool with a long white tube from the toolbox, and patted Deadpool's face with a smile: "Did you see it? This is used to absorb brains. I want to see if your brain is different from Ordinary people, otherwise why would you be able to break the fourth wall?"

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