Master Xi Wants To Make Official Announcements Every Day

Everyone looked in the direction of Xiao Yuan's finger.

Various money-making projects are clearly written on the beautifully printed board.

Feeding pigs: 20 yuan

Bathing pigs: 100 yuan for ten pigs

Fish fishing: 15 yuan per kilogram

Farming: 150 yuan per mu

Fruit picking: 10 yuan per pound

…

All kinds of farm work are really dazzling and astonishing.

And the money that can be exchanged for these farm work is really ridiculously cheap.

Ruan Qi, who grew up in the countryside, was the first to be unhappy.

She pointed to the item '150 yuan per acre for farming', frowned and said to the program crew: "In my hometown, it costs 200 yuan per acre to hire people to farm land and take care of the food. You are driving down prices and disrupting the market!"

"That's right. The price you set is too unreasonable. One hundred yuan for bathing ten pigs? It costs forty or fifty for a bath for my little teddy, which weighs less than ten pounds. Are you bullying people?" Ji Beibei Echoed loudly from the side.

The other guests also rolled up their arms and sleeves, with an attitude of "I'll fight you if you don't explain clearly."

However, the program director is not afraid of boiling water.

He sat behind the camera, spread his hands, and said calmly: "My territory is my decision. The final interpretation of this program belongs to the director."

Guests:…

Damn it, my fist is hard.

Everyone wants to beat someone up, but the reality cannot be changed by beating the director.

Therefore, no matter how dissatisfied you are, you have to hold your nose and accept it.

"The price of a quilt is 200 yuan, and we need two beds in total. In other words, we need to plant at least two acres of land?" Si Lin's eyes went straight, with a look of despair, "How much is one acre of land? We have one day. Can you plant two acres?”

Shi Su: "Don't forget that you have to earn money to buy ingredients. The program team stipulates that pork is 50 yuan per pound, rice is 20 yuan, and vegetables are 10 yuan... If you want to have a full meal, you need at least several hundred yuan. Money, right?”

"Damn, the show crew is too cruel. With so much money, how many pigs do we have to wash?"

"Now I just hope that those two guests don't order too expensive dishes. We really can't afford them..."

Talk about Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives.

As soon as everyone was talking about the two upcoming guests, the phone rang in the small villa.

"The phone rings? Who is it?"

"Who can call here? It's most likely a guest, right?"

"Don't be stunned, go in and answer the phone."

Shi Su took the lead, pushed open the door of the small villa and walked in quickly.

The interior of the small villa has a very warm rustic wood style, with wooden floors, wooden tables and chairs, warm-colored soft decorations, and exquisitely crafted small ornaments.

As soon as everyone came in, they fell in love with the decoration style here.

However, the phone in the living room was still ringing, and everyone rushed over without having time to admire the room.

"Who will pick him up? Teacher Shi, will you pick him up?" Si Lin looked at the oldest Shi Su.

Shi Su shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, no, I'm afraid of work, and I don't like answering the phone the most. Xiaomei, you answer it."

"I'm an i person. I only send messages and don't answer calls." Ge Mei refused sternly and turned to look at Ji Beibei, "Beibei, you're familiar with me. Just answer the call."

Ji Beibei immediately took a step back: "I can't do it, I am an i person among e people...Teacher Xiao Qi, you are the prettiest, you take over!"

Everyone was pushing and pushing, and the phone had been ringing for almost a minute. If you didn't answer it, it would automatically hang up.

Ruan Qi had no choice but to step forward and press the hands-free button.

"Hello, this is the program team of "Lovers' Romantic Days". Who are you?"

Ruan Qi's voice was soft, her tone was slow and polite.

There was a low laugh on the other end of the phone.

"I am your guest."

This guest used a voice changer, so he couldn't tell who he was or whether he was a man or a woman.

Ruan Qi raised an eyebrow and was about to continue asking questions when the guest on the other end of the phone suddenly asked: "Are you Ruan Qi?"

Ruan Qi paused and nodded.

"I am Ruan Qi. Who are you?"

"I'm your biggest fan." The guest's tone was slow, but his words seemed like a bomb.

The guests gathered around the phone all exclaimed.

"Wow - the person here is actually a fan of Teacher Xiaoqi!"

"Are you a male fan or a female fan? Are you from the entertainment industry?"

"The other party is so blatant, Master Xi, why don't you say something?"

Xi Jiu's eyes did darken a bit.

He held Ruan Qi's hand and was about to answer the phone for her when another voice suddenly sounded on the other end of the phone.

"I'm also a fan of Teacher Ruan!" This must be another guest, with a much happier tone than the previous one, "Teacher Ruan, I want to eat boiled fish and pork ribs stewed with yam!"

Good guy, there are two big dishes at the beginning.

Everyone's eyes went dark. Si Lin tremblingly took the notebook from the table and wrote down the words boiled fish and pork ribs and yam.

"Okay, I've written it down. Is there anything else you want to eat?" Ruan Qi asked.

The guest with a cheerful tone immediately replied: "Let's have another fruit platter. I'll order these three dishes. Well... uh, do you, do you have anything else you want to eat?"

The other person should be talking to his companion.

Soon, the first customer's voice rang on the other end of the phone.

"I want to eat tofu with green onions, steamed fish, and stir-fried vegetables."

These three dishes were relatively simple and used very few ingredients. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, I've written it down." Ruan Qi looked at the menu written by Si Lin, read it over, and finally asked, "Do you two need anything else?"

"No need." The first guest replied slowly, "Of course, if possible, can Xiaoqi pick a bouquet of wild flowers for me?"

Oh haha!

Here are the flowers!

The eyes of all the guests burst out with gossip, and they all looked at Xi Jiu.

Xi Jiu's eyes narrowed, he stretched out his hand to pull the little girl away, and said in a deep voice to the phone: "Okay, I will pick flowers for you later. What do you want? White chrysanthemums or yellow chrysanthemums?"

[Poof—hahahahaha! This man is angry! 】

[I’m laughing so hard. Are Mr. Xi going to pick white chrysanthemums and yellow chrysanthemums to put on the other party's grave? 】

[Xi Jiu: Come here, I will not only pick flowers for you, but also dig your grave. 】

Xi Jiu's unabashed hostility made everyone laugh wildly.

There was also a burst of earth-shattering laughter on the phone.

This laughter obviously belonged to the second guest, while the first guest sighed softly and said in a sinister tone: "Jealous men are really ugly."

A blue vein popped out from Xi Jiu's forehead.

Seeing that the two were about to start a fight over the phone, Ruan Qi quickly changed the subject.

"We will cook these six dishes well. When will the two guests arrive?"

"Afternoon." The first guest's voice was slow, and even with the interference of the voice changer, his gentle tone could still be heard, "You cook slowly, don't be in a hurry, it doesn't matter if it doesn't taste good. As long as it's made by you, I like it all……"

A second vein popped up on Xi Jiu's forehead.

Ruan Qi's scalp was numb and she quickly interrupted the other party: "Okay, we will do a good job. Please pay attention to safety on the road. I will hang up now. Goodbye!"

Ruan Qi finished speaking in one breath and quickly turned off the hands-free button.

As soon as she turned around, she found that Ji Beibei and the others were looking at her with extremely gossipy eyes.

Ruan Qi: "..."

"...What do you see me doing?"

Ji Beibei watched the excitement without taking it too seriously. She raised her eyebrows and asked curiously: "Teacher Xiaoqi, do you know the two people on the phone? They seem to be very familiar with you."

Ruan Qi secretly observed Xi Jiu's expression and shook her head.

"They used a voice changer, so I couldn't tell. But..."

However, the tone of the first guest's words did feel familiar to her, a bit like... A person emerged in Ruan Qi's heart, but she quickly suppressed it.

It can't be him. That person has such a light temper, how could he come to participate in a variety show?

Ruan Qi put all the messy thoughts behind her and said to everyone in a low voice: "No matter who the guest is, we have to entertain them well. Let's discuss what ingredients to prepare first."

The two guests ordered a total of six dishes. Among them, the braised tofu with green onions, stir-fried vegetables and steamed fish were not difficult to cook, but the boiled fish and braised yam with pork ribs were a bit difficult to cook.

"I can stew pork ribs with yam, but I can't cook boiled fish." Shi Su said, looking at everyone, "Which one of you can do it?"

Among the four groups of guests, except for Xi Jiu Gemei Shisu, none of them knew how to cook.

As a singer, Ge Mei usually doesn't eat spicy food. She doesn't dare to touch Sichuan dishes like boiled fish, let alone cook them with her own hands.

In this way, the pressure was put on Xi Jiu.

"Master Xi, can you cook boiled fish? If you can't, let's ask the guests to change the dish." The cooking of boiled fish is complicated and cumbersome. Si Lin was worried that Xi Jiu didn't know how to cook it, so he took the initiative to suggest a different dish.

Unexpectedly, Xi Jiu actually nodded.

"I can."

"I don't know if the guests can agree to change the dishes. Why don't we wait until they arrive soon and we can talk...ah?? You will???" Halfway through Si Lin's words, he looked at Xi Jiu in shock, "Master Xi, Can you cook boiled fish? Can you cook such a difficult dish?!"

Xi Jiu said lightly 'hmm'.

"Xiao Qi loves spicy food, so I can cook most Sichuan dishes."

[Woo woo woo, what kind of beautiful love is this! Mr. Xi, you really love her so much! 】

[Qijiu cp is indeed the sweetest! I can still smoke for a hundred years! 】

Because my lover liked it, I went to learn Sichuan cuisine. This kind of intention was so shocking that all the guests present were stuffed with dog food.

Si Lin held his stomach and burped, and said, "Since Mr. Xi can cook boiled fish, I still have to trouble you and Teacher Shi to cook the fish tonight."

"Okay." Xi Jiu remained taciturn.

Shi Su: "There is no problem in cooking. But in terms of ingredients...for six dishes, we may need a lot of ingredients."

Not to mention anything else, just one dish of boiled fish requires several side dishes.

In exchange for these side dishes, they have to earn money from farm work.

Ruan Qi thought for a while and said: "I just took a look and there is a piece of land behind this house with a lot of vegetables grown in it. We should be able to use it. As for other ingredients, let's exchange the money with the program team. Let’s all think about what ingredients we need first, and we’ll calculate the price together.”

Several guests gathered around and made calculations with pens and paper.

The boiled fish requires a piece of fish, bean sprouts, and green vegetables, and the yam stewed pork ribs requires yam and pork ribs, plus the ingredients for the other four dishes and various seasonings. After many calculations, everyone was horrified to find that they need to earn at least eight One hundred dollars.

"Eight hundred? Why is it so expensive? Did you calculate it wrong?" Ji Beibei looked collapsed.

Si Lin scratched his hair, frowned and said, "That's right. Prices are relatively expensive. A fan of ribs costs seventy or eighty yuan, and a pound of pork costs fifty yuan."

Ge Mei: "Eight hundred yuan is still a conservative estimate. This does not include fruits and drinks and beer. If we include them all, it will cost at least a thousand yuan."

Everyone:…

In normal times, one thousand yuan is not a lot of money to every guest here.

But at this moment, it is too difficult to make a thousand yuan.

"It costs 150 yuan to farm one acre of land. If you want to earn 1,000 yuan, you have to farm...seven acres?" Ji Beibei widened his eyes, "Seven acres of land? How much is that?"

Ruan Qi, who is familiar with farm work, answered her: "One acre of land is 666 square meters. According to the physical strength of a normal person, artificial farming can only take 1 to 1.5 acres per person per day at most, which is already the limit. After planting these fields, you may not even have the energy to breathe. Therefore, it is unrealistic to make a thousand yuan through farming."

It is definitely impossible to plant seven acres of land in one day, but it is still possible to plant four or five acres.

The program team has set up so many money-making projects. In addition to farming, everyone can also do some farm work within their ability.

After some discussion, Ruan Qi and the others finally made a plan——

The four male guests can earn 600 yuan by farming at least four acres.

Ruan Qi and the other four girls went fishing, picking fruits and bathing pigs. With multiple tasks added together, they could definitely earn four to five hundred yuan.

"If everyone has no objection, then it's settled. After breakfast, we will start taking action."

Shi Su made the final decision.

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Because of the huge workload, everyone specially had a very filling breakfast.

After dinner, it was almost seven o'clock. The guests didn't have time to admire the small villa. After pushing their suitcases to the bedroom, they hurriedly changed into work clothes.

Ruan Qi grew up in the countryside and often went to the river to play, so the task of fishing was given to her.

"Is the baby okay?" Xi Jiu looked at the little girl wearing a one-piece with a worried look on her face, "The water is very cold, will it freeze your body?"

"Will not."

Ruan Qi tied up her overalls and said to Xi Jiu with a smile: "The temperature is just right this month. The water is very cool but not freezing. Jiujiu, don't worry. I often went to the river to play with my brother when I was a child. There will be no problem. .”

Xi Jiu was still a little worried.

He checked Ruan Qi's work clothes several times to make sure there was no leakage, and then repeatedly told her: "If you feel tired, go ashore and rest. When I finish planting the land, I will help you fish."

This month is exactly the time for transplanting rice seedlings. The main job of the four male guests today was to plant rice in the fields, so Xi Jiu had already changed into a pair of short-sleeved shorts and a pair of rubber boots.

The always dignified man dressed like a rough guy from the countryside for the first time. Ruan Qi felt fresh and couldn't help but look at him for a while.

"Jiujiu is still the most handsome boy in the village even if he wears rubber boots. Don't worry about me. I grew up in the countryside and I am very accustomed to these things. But you, who have never done farm work before, will you feel uncomfortable? ?”

Today it’s the handsome rough guy from the countryside and the little village girl who fishes~