Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

Chapter 660 Is your monk circle so chaotic?

In Baiyun City, Qisan Girl Clothing Store, Li Keer, who was sitting at the counter and watching the computer process Taobao order information, heard the sound of the wind chime being opened, and immediately stood up and said, "Are you the customer who made an appointment to try on clothes?"

She saw a man and a woman come in. The man was a stranger she had met before. There was a cat wrapped around his neck. He was wearing a hat that seemed to be used to hide his identity, but his cute look made people feel protective. But she recognized him immediately.

Although she couldn't recognize the woman, she could tell by the look in her eyes.

"Mr. Ren and his girlfriend are here to buy clothes?" Li Ker said with a smile.

Ren Suo put down his phone and glanced at Li Ke'er in surprise, and quickly recognized her: "You are that, that..."

"We met twice. Once when I was accompanying a student to talk to a senior about career development, and once when I was working in a clothing store, but it was already several months ago." Li Ke'er walked out of the counter and said: "Mr. Ren, you are too busy and forgetful. You must have forgotten me, right?"

"I remembered it as soon as you said it." Ren Suoqi said: "Didn't you go to school and work in Lianjiang? How can you work here."

Li Keer, an awakened person who has no interest in practicing. Ren Suo still remembered that when they met for the first time, he was still driven by his mother, and he was still worried about his life-long events...

Unexpectedly, a few months later, when they met again, Ren Suo was still worried about his life-long events, although the angle of worry had turned 180°.

However, Ren Suo had already experienced this kind of feeling when he saw Zhao Huo's circle of friends dozens of minutes ago - the next time he met Zhao Huo, Ren Suo could no longer maintain that kind of feeling. I stand by and watch with pride.

While he was looking at Zhao Huo, Zhao Huo did not look at him, but patted his butt and found a way to survive.

"I am also from Baiyun, and I came back during the Chinese New Year. The owner of this store is related to me. She has been busy these two days, but there are still reservations in the store, so she asked me to come for two days. Fortunately, you came early. , I have to get off work at 3pm."

Li Ke'er explained briefly, looked at Ren Xingmei carefully, and said with a smile: "Your girlfriend has a very good figure."

"Really!" At this time, Ren Suo couldn't help but glance at his sister in shock. However, her sister puffed out her small breasts as a matter of course, with a look of arrogance - if you are used to eating abalone, ginseng, wings and tripe, why not eat minced meat? Ever since I grew my hair long and wore women's clothing, I became the class star of the college!

And you are ignorant. I am the standard for oriental beauties, Dong Chengling Gu Yueyan is a heretic! heresy! A heretic who weighs over a hundred pounds!

Li Keer explained: "Yes, many of the clothes in the store are very suitable for her. According to us, your girlfriend seems to be a natural clothes rack, and her waist-to-hip ratio is very beautiful."

At this time, Ren Suo finally realized: "By the way, she is not my girlfriend, she is my sister."

Li Ke'er didn't seem to care much, and asked casually, "So do you want to buy clothes for her? We have Chinese style cheongsam, nurse uniforms, retro girl maid uniforms, JK uniforms, and many characters. Swimwear and underwear, such as Saber's swimwear that breaks through the water, are very popular..."

Ren Suo looked around and suddenly realized that although there were many girls wearing clothes here, half of the area sold...underwear.

It was still kind of... well, Ren Suo couldn't describe it very well. To put it simply, he could see the figure underwear in Zhao Huo's figure cabinet. It was very fabric-saving and very cute.

Ren Suo suddenly felt uncomfortable all over and thought that it was a good thing he brought his sister here. Otherwise, if he was the only one here, he might not dare to just hang around outside the door for dozens of minutes, and finally made up his mind to turn around and go home to search for treasures.

"I want to try JK uniforms." Ren Xingmei was a little shy. She had never been interested in wearing girls' clothes before. She had only come here with her friends before, but the girl's beauty-loving nature burst out after she was no longer suppressed, and she enthusiastically I want to get back the girlish feelings I had for the past eighteen years - my brother is paying for it anyway.

"I have domestic high-end brands here, complete sets from Tsukino House, as well as Shigesakura's cecile and Bodyline skirts, which you can try on."

Ren Xingmei turned around and asked, "Brother, don't you want to buy a maid outfit? How big should you buy it?"

Li Keer's body trembled: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a? Mr. Ren, do you want to buy a maid outfit? Sorry, the size of the clothes we have here may not meet your needs..."

Ren Suo waved his hand repeatedly, touched the black cat on his shoulder and said, "You're not buying it for me."

"Are you buying it for a friend? What's your friend's height, weight and measurements?" Li Ker said: "Most of the clothes here are slim-fitting, and we need more accurate data, otherwise they may not fit. of."

"Yes, brother, do you know the other person's size?"

Ren Suo noticed Ren Xingmei's narrow gaze at this time, and immediately understood why Ren Xingmei didn't ask who he bought it for - as long as Ren Suo reported his height and measurements, she would know who Ren Suo was buying the maid outfit for.

But Ren Xingmei was wrong.

How could a person like Ren Suo, who buys formal clothes directly from a clothing store, know what body measurements are? When he buys clothes, he tries them on himself and buys them if they feel good. When buying clothes on Taobao, he checks the height and weight chart provided by the store and randomly chooses a size such as L or XL.

He doesn't even know his own measurements. He has never bought customized clothes in his more than 20 years of life.

So he told his sister honestly: "Just buy a maid outfit according to Teacher Dong's size..."

Although there is no direct comparison, Ren Suo feels that Luna's figure should be similar to Dong Chengling's, and you can't go wrong if you buy it according to Dong Chengling's size.

Ren Xingmei exclaimed: "It turns out I bought it for Teacher Dong...but I don't know Teacher Dong's measurements. I'll ask her."

Ren Suo sighed: "Then I might as well ask myself."

But when Ren Suo thought about it, he felt something was wrong - he was buying clothes for Luna! After asking about Dong Chengling's size, I must buy a set for Dong Chengling, otherwise I can't explain it.

But if he gives Dong Chengling a maid outfit, how will Dong Chengling react? Angry, ecstatic, disinterested, or just indifferent?

Ren Suo then took a picture of the clothes in the store, opened WeChat and sent the pictures directly.

Then sent it to Mr. Mu.

After sending it, Ren Suo realized that he had sent it wrong, but Mr. Mu had already replied: "?"

Ren Suo had no choice but to break the pot: "My sister and I passed by here and thought the clothes inside were very cute. We would like to buy a set for you. Do you have any that you like? If so, please send me the size and preference."

Then he copied and pasted the passage and the picture, and sent them to Dong Chengling and Gu Yueyan respectively - since they both bought them, let's buy them together.

Mr. Mu: "Even if you buy it, I won't necessarily wear it."

Ren Suo: "Then...okay."

Mr. Mu: "But you must buy it for me. I want that black open-chest cheongsam. If I buy it, I will wear it at home. I won't show it to you."

The other two people also responded quickly. Fortunately, it was noon time and they all had time to look at their phones. Gu Yueyan wanted a blue sailor suit, but Dong Chengling didn't have any requirements. He directly sent the size to Ren Suo and said, "Whatever, it's fine, I can wear it."

Dong Chengling's casualness is probably really casual...

Then Ren Suo gave the size and requirements to Li Ke'er, and bought another maid outfit in the name of Dong Chengling. Ren Xingmei snorted as she watched - she thought Ren Suo was really stupid enough to only give Dong Chengling Cheng Ling is buying it.

Even if Ren Xingmei won't expose Ren Suo, given the temperament of Ren Suo and Dong Chengling, they will definitely not hide it. When the time comes, this 'unequal sharing of spoils' will definitely cause a storm of disputes... I didn't expect Ren Suo to be here. Suddenly I became a little smarter and understood the principle of "not worrying about the scarcity but the inequality".

It was also the first time for Li Keer to see a male buyer like Ren Suo who bought clothes for several girls. She quickly prepared the goods for Ren Suo, and then entertained Ren Xingmei with all her strength.

Ren Xingmei watched Ren Suo sit down quietly and play with his mobile phone, waiting for her, and suddenly asked: "Hey, did I help your friend?"

Ren Suo blinked his eyes when he heard this, nodded heavily, and said with a smile: "It helped, I will thank you on his behalf."

"Are you tempted then?" Ren Xingmei bent down slightly and looked at him sideways: "I think I'm still very cute."

"You are the cutest sister in the world." Ren Suo laughed and said, "I must be tempted."

Sometimes, Ren Xingmei felt that she really couldn't see through Ren Suo. Is he pretending to be stupid, or is he really stupid?

But Ren Suo's answer still made Ren Xingmei nod with satisfaction. However, when she saw a few bags next to Ren Suo, she felt a little angry for some reason, so she came over and kicked Ren Suo's calf, and then walked into the locker room arrogantly. .

Li Keer looked at Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei with strange eyes, and asked in a low voice: "Isn't Mr. Ren really your boyfriend?"

Ren Xingmei smiled and waved her hands: "No, really not, he is my brother."

Li Keer did not continue to ask. After all, the title "brother and sister" itself has a certain degree of ambiguity - mainly because Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei are not very similar except for their eyes, nose and mouth. In terms of value, Ren Suo is a little lower than Ren Xingmei.

On the contrary, she felt that the two of them were very innocent and the conversation was roundabout, so she smiled and said: "When you change your clothes here and come out later, he will definitely think that you are the most beautiful and cutest."

Ren Xingmei shook her head: "It's hard to say, but he once led other girls to weddings, and they were wearing wedding dresses~"

Gu Yueyan did not tell Ren Xingmei all the contents of Mask of the Moon, but some were particularly important and could be used to show off and declare his ownership of Ren Suo. However, Gu Yueyan told Ren Xingmei, but Ren Xingmei I slunk along saying "haha" but refused to call her "sister-in-law".

Li Keer: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"Mr. Ren is so young..."

Ren Xingmei continued: "Not only that, he is also entangled with a monk teacher and a countermeasure monk. He can play uniform cosplay at any time~"

When facing strangers, Ren Xingmei was much less vigilant. She couldn't help but tell some of her innermost thoughts, and casually complained about her elder brother to lower Li Ker's favorability towards Ren Suo.

Anyway, she didn't mention them by name - there are many monk teachers and countermeasure monks in Lianjiang. What's more, Ren Xingmei didn't specify whether she was a boy or a girl.

Li Ke'er blinked, not daring to speak, and quietly measured Ren Xingmei's size.

My dear, is your monk circle so chaotic? ?

Fortunately I didn't become a monk, otherwise...

Wait, the first two times I met Mr. Ren, he seemed to know that I was an awakened person and tried his best to persuade me to become a monk...

No! ? He looks like a kitten, but he's actually a pile driver with a human face and a heart of an animal! ? Those sets of clothes were originally what he wanted to use! ?

Ren Suo outside naturally didn't know that Ren Xingmei was slandering his innocent character in order to cut off his romantic luck. He was now lowering his head and watching the female-dressed Los on his phone following the mecha soldiers into the fortress.

Facts have proved that women are better at flirting with men, and Ren Suo can't pretend to be that way.

The Mead Barracks is similar to the Rift Valley Fortress. It is a fully enclosed building. As soon as you enter, you will see four huge, ferocious and thick shiny black mechas standing on the ground.

Ross introduced: [The Daedra Centurion Armor is an exclusive armor for Gods. The entire body is made of the highest grade ebony stone and moonstone. Each Centurion Armor integrates thirteen Maharaja cassettes, and its combat power is Unparalleled, even among divine warriors, they are at the top of their game. 】

The soldier who had long been fascinated by Los and turned into a mentally retarded dog-licker said: "Be careful, don't run into the centurion. The divine masters usually rest inside and don't pay attention to the situation outside. Come with me..."

Sneaking all the way in with the soldiers, the military camp was very different from the military camp Ren Suo knew. There were very few people stationed in the passage, but Ren Suo thought about it carefully and understood - there are no foreign enemies in this plane, they are all invaders. When attacking other planes, one's own base area naturally does not need a sophisticated defense mechanism.

Moreover, in every door, there is a clown hanging upside down with his eyes closed. Ross explained: [Most of the military camp is under the listening ear of the Night Mother, and any strong movement will attract the attention of the Night Mother. Therefore all actions must be swift or they will be exposed. 】

The sun monitors you during the day, the stars and the moon monitor you at night, and the night mother listens when you enter a closed space. The supervision system in this world is very complete and does not require much additional manpower at all.

So the mecha soldier had an opportunity to take advantage of it. He took Los for a walk and soon arrived at a place with many urinals: the men's room.

Although he doesn't know if this is the listening range of the Night Mother, Ren Suo has reason to believe that the probability of causing a commotion is the lowest if he takes action here - if the Night Mother is a perverted monarch who is concentrating on listening to the hissing and popping sounds, There is nothing that Ren Suo can do.

The soldier pulled Los into the compartment, immediately unarmed himself, folded his armor and belt neatly and placed them on the shelf. Ren Suo immediately felt the power of the honey trap - he was still the first Once I saw myself sorting out the items and sending them to the enemy.

Then the soldier immediately rushed forward and hugged Los. At this time, the game popped up three action cards:

"Horrifying killing", "female killing", "Let them take what they want".

However, when Rensuo's third action card was "Let him take it", Ross had a strong voice: "No, how could I, a great Daedra warrior, do such a cowardly act!" ? I can do anything, but I will never allow myself to become a toy! 】

Ross's belief completely declared that this game was a healthy game for all ages. Ren Suo had no choice but to choose "Horrifying Kill". The moment he saw the soldiers pounce on him, Ross returned to his original state.

At this time, the soldier didn't know where he touched Loss, and his face suddenly became horrified. Then Loss punched him unconscious and took away his clothes, cassette and identity watch.

Ren Suo took a look and saw that the cassettes were all junk cassettes. He took away the identity watch. If Los wants to be replaced by this soldier, he must wear this identity watch.

So, should he be replaced?

At this moment, footsteps sounded in the men's room. Ross did not move and waited for the people outside to leave.

But there was a little trouble - someone entered the toilet cubicle and was suspected of undergoing a large-scale metabolism.

At this time, three action cards appear: "Replace him immediately", "Leave immediately", and "Wait a little longer".

Someone was pooping next to him, and anything Los could do might be risky, so Ren Suo chose to wait.

After a cutscene, Los was still standing in the cubicle, but dialogue and subtitles sounded outside:

"Is the door closed?"

"No problem. There is a sign outside saying it is under maintenance. This is the Night Mother's quiet zone and it is very safe."

"What's next for Sony? Do we have a chance to start?"

Ross was shocked: [The assassins had a secret meeting in the toilet! 】

"There's no chance. Sony has been having fun with his new woman in the room and never came out! Huh, he doesn't look like the blood descendant of Lord Menelus, but more like Lord Morag and San Followers of Lord Keen—they spend all day immersed in the land of gentleness and don’t do anything serious.”

Los gritted his teeth: [Sony—I swear to fry your skin and bones! 】

"What should I do?"

"I can only find an opportunity to go to his room and assassinate him directly... Is there anyone in this cubicle?"

Ren Suo suddenly became nervous. At this time, the black cat meowed, and then his phone was taken away.

Ren Suo raised his head and saw a cute sister wearing a white shirt, a pleated skirt, and white stockings on her legs standing in front of her. She was looking at him with his mobile phone and asked with a smile: "Brain teaser, among the girls you know?" , who is the prettiest?"

Ren Suo asked: "Are you included?"

There was a glint in my sister's eyes: "Forget it."

"Of course the nine-tailed fox is the most beautiful."

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