Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

Chapter 871 High-yielding sow Ren Neisser

Tianjing, underground research institute, among scattered spirits.

Tianjing time, April 13, 23:40.

"What on earth are you doing here?" Ren Zuo crossed his fingers and looked down at You Jian who was enjoying his meal with a speechless expression.

"Eat Coke chicken wings, the new product of Golden Arches."

Lying on the lazy sofa, with a bucket full of chicken wings next to him, Youjian, whose hands were full of oil from eating, bit into the crispy skin and tender meat of the chicken wings with his teeth. While eating, he said: "Hey, I should ask if you have eaten According to people’s opinions, this is worse than the spicy wheat chicken wings, but the salt and pepper chicken wings are the most delicious..."

Ren Zuo was speechless: "Didn't you have dinner?"

You Jian raised his eyebrows slightly: "You need to be hungry before you eat? If you need to poop, why don't you poop? As long as you are willing, you will be hungry anytime."

Ren Zuo twitched his lips: "Okay, you can eat it if you like, but why do you want to eat here?"

You Jian put down the chicken wings and sighed: "I'm worried about you. After all, you only have 3 hours left to live, so I'm in a bad mood. I came here to see you off for the last time. I ate Coke chicken wings because I saw this advertisement. In fact, I also want to eat egg yolk crisps, crayfish, and bean juice..."

Ren Zuo was silent for a moment, then spread his hands and said, "I am taking ten thousand steps back. Even if you are really in a bad mood, you should not think about food and drink, not just eat this and that!"

You Jian spit out a chicken bone, flicked his fingers, and washed away all the oil stains on his fingers with spiritual energy.

He asked casually: "How do you feel?"

Ren Zuo relaxed his body, looked at the computer screen next to the Frozen Throne, and said lightly: "As always."

"Constipated as always?" You Jian chuckled, but Ren Zuo was neither angry nor smiling.

You Jian pondered for a moment and said: "You have already appeared in "Top Secret Files", which means that you should have at least 30 more birthdays. Let me tell you first, I never give birthday gifts, only other people give me gifts. "

Ren Zuo smiled slightly: "Actually, giving gifts is quite interesting. It is a wonderful pleasure to choose a suitable gift for others from your own perspective. For example, I want to give you a tie, and I have already chosen the tie. , just waiting for your birthday.”

You Jian felt confused: "Why did you give me a tie?"

"When you have a tie, you need to wear a shirt, and when you wear a shirt, you need to wear nicer pants. After wearing these, you may change your sports coat and wear an evening dress. When you wear nice clothes, you will naturally correct your bad habits."

Ren Zuo said: "I didn't like eating when I was a child, so my mother bought a set of children's tableware with Pokemon patterns. I immediately liked eating... The best motivation to change people is not violence and authority, but love and expectation. .”

You Jian smiled: "As expected of you, you are full of shit. But if I don't wear a tie, won't I be able to decipher your conspiracy?"

Ren Zuo: "After all, it's a gift from me. You have to be considerate of it, right?"

You Jian said disdainfully: "What do you know? I'm robbing houses and slaying demons here. Wearing sportswear is the most practical thing. Wearing an evening dress is not convenient for exercise. Unlike a superior young master like you, I Just killing people and setting fires is enough to do your best!”

There were so many lies in this game that Ren Zuo was speechless for a moment, so he had to smile bitterly and said: "Okay, okay, whatever you want."

You Jian said, "But what you said is right. Giving gifts can make others change in the direction you expect. For this reason, I can give you a gift."

Renzuo: "Very good, what do you want to give me?"

You Jian: "A little skirt."

Ren Zuo was slightly startled: "Huh?"

You Jian dug his ears, blew a breath, and said: "This kind of strange game is very popular on the Internet recently. It says that women can only dress up zero or countless times. I even wonder if the eunuch culture is reviving... Didn't you just say Do you have to respect the gifts that others give you? Let’s do this, if you are willing to wear the clothes I gave you, then I am willing to wear the tie you gave me.”

Ren Zuo couldn't help but burst out laughing, laughing so hard that tears came out of the corners of his eyes: "How come your mind only works so fast when you're talking about venom and pranks?"

"I turn slowly at other times?"

"It's not that you turn slowly at other times, it's probably due to brain sclerosis that you can't turn."

Ren Zuo suppressed his smile and said gently: "That's enough, let's leave, Youjian."

"That's why I let you in. I have clearly said that I will spend these ten hours of darkness quietly and welcome tomorrow's dawn alone."

"I don't need comfort, but you do make me feel a lot better."

You Jian groaned, stood up from the lazy sofa, shook his head and said, "I'm not here to tease you."

"I know, thank you." Ren Zuo smiled and said: "I didn't expect that the madman at the beginning has now become a considerate... madman."

"The world laughs at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others because they can't see through it." You Jian snorted: "Do you think I acted like this on purpose? Yes, I did it on purpose. What I hate most is putting on a mask to cater to others. .”

"What I look like is what other people see. Whether they like it or hate it, I don't care what they think. I just sing the national anthem at KTV and drink freshly squeezed juice at the bar! This world is a dirty place, no matter what. It’s worth wasting even a little bit of my energy to please you.”

Ren Zuo smiled and said: "They really took you to KTV and bars, and you really went... hahaha."

"It seems that it was almost two years ago this month. I saw you in a shelter. At that time, you were much more fierce than you are now. You showed your teeth and grinned. Everything you looked at seemed full of shady stories and conspiracies. You were so proud of yourself. The earth is the enemy of the whole world..."

"But to me, you are just a bitch and a bitch, and you were defeated by me in just a few rounds."

You Jian twitched the corners of his lips: "That's because I'm recharging my energy to avoid the enemy's edge!"

Ren Zuo shrugged and said, "Yeah, and then you came to harass me every day... It was too early at that time, and there were only two awakened people in the shelter. I can't even think of you, a mad dog."

"But now that I think about it, I'm actually glad that I have someone of my age like you here. After all, I was in a bad mood at that time, so I beat you a lot, which can relieve a lot of my anger..."

You Jian's face was livid, he wanted to take action but didn't dare, but he felt aggrieved if he didn't do it, with a tangled look on his face.

"Perhaps, we are just two bereaved dogs with the same problem who hurt each other." Ren Zuo said calmly: "I lost my family and you lost yourself."

You Jian sneered: "That doesn't count as hurting each other. The only one who was hurt was me. And I didn't lose my family. The whole world is not the king's land, and my home is the country."

"Really..." Mr. Ren was silent for a moment and said, "I have always felt that your will has been distorted by past memories. However, because your personality after distortion is better than before, everyone let you drift with the crowd. "

"But over the past two years, I have watched with my own eyes that your edges and corners have been slowly smoothed out, that you can taste truth, goodness and beauty again, and that you have found more goals in life... Maybe I was wrong, and you have long been Defeated fate.”

"You are better than me."

You Jian put his hands in his trouser pockets, looked at the seat for a while, and suddenly said: "I just compromised."

"I don't want to accept his legacy at all, let alone his memory, but struggling with it will make my brain turn into a ball of jam, so I compromised, and then slowly digested it, discarding the dross and picking up the essence."

Ren Zuo raised his eyebrows slightly - is this the best part?

You Jian seemed to be aware of Ren Zuo's thoughts and sneered: "You would never imagine how stupid his bad side is."

"Then my personality changed, my name changed, my goals changed, my hobbies changed, and even my self-identity changed! It's funny to say that if I were the ordinary me before, I might not care about this kind of compromise at all, but after the change , I hate myself for being like this - what a coward! At worst, I am mentally retarded!"

You Jian looked at Ren Zuo, gritted his teeth and said, "Destiny is meant to be trampled on. I couldn't do it, but it's not bad to see that you, a squatter, can do it!"

Ren Zuo shook his head and said with a smile: "'Destiny is for trampling on' sounds like 'Banks are for robbing'..."

"And fate is on your side this time!" You Jian said loudly: "With the example of Ren Han in Immortal Palace, and the future 30 years later as a guarantee, what are you afraid of!?"

Ren Zuo hummed and said, "I understand and want to understand. You can leave first."

You Jian said: "Maybe you need to pee to see how stupid you look."

Ren Zuo laughed out loud, covered his face with his hands, and said with a wry smile: "I'm starting to wonder, how powerful is your bad side - is there room for improvement in your badness?"

He stood next to the Frozen Throne, looked up at the starry sky projection on the ceiling, and said, "Youjian, what is the most beautiful way to die that you have ever seen?"

You Jian said: "My sword penetrated the Tianmen point, leaving only a small hole in my forehead."

"The most beautiful way of death I have ever seen is when a person snaps and turns into a ball of blood mist." Ren Zuo said: "There is no blood, no flesh, no internal organs, nothing, even the blood mist disappears very quickly It dissipates, leaving only the clothes in place, like some kind of magic show, the person just hides, hiding in a place where he can never be found.”

"Simple beauty, without a trace."

"I didn't feel sadness at all at the time. It was only after a long, long time that I realized that those who disappeared were actually buried in the bones and blood of the living, which became the strength for me to continue moving forward."

"And... became my fear."

Chairman Ren took a breath and said, "Leave. I won't let you come. It's not because I'm afraid that you will worry."

"I just don't want you to see my ugly face."

"Save some face for me."

Hearing the pleading hidden in the joke, You Jian nodded expressionlessly, turned around and walked outside.

"It seems they are going to hold a birthday party for me tomorrow. Please give me a face tomorrow and don't have a bad mouth or a sharp tongue...Forget it, can you stop talking tomorrow?"

You Jian stood still: "Don't speak?"

Ren Zuo nodded: "Don't speak."

You Jian: "Okay."

He walked all the way to the door of San Lingjian, but did not open the door and leave.

After hesitating for a long time, You Jian gritted his teeth, turned around and said, "Wish you a birthday... huh?"

The home-like Frozen Throne, which was held up by an iceberg, surrounded by countless ice sculptures of powerful men, and even had waist and neck pillows and cushions, was empty at this moment.

Only the screen that was still showing, the hot tea on the stand next to it, and the warmth of the seat cushion proved that someone had indeed been sitting on it just now.

At the same time, Los Angeles, which is 15 hours behind Tianjing time, is now at 9 a.m. on April 13, the opening time of Disneyland in California.

What Ren Suo and the others visited yesterday was not actually Disneyland, but an adventure park that mainly featured electric facilities and other exciting games. Today they were going to visit the real Disneyland of Fairy Tale World.

""The Tribulation of Tomorrow" is being uploaded. Because players use special props in the game, the game records will be uploaded before clearing and settling the game. Please wait..."

Ren Suo turned off his phone and heard Lin Xianyu exclaiming: "Wow, can we go into Sleeping Beauty Castle?"

They are now located in the central square of the paradise, directly to the north is the blue-roofed and white-walled Sleeping Beauty Castle. Gu Yueyan took the map and said: "There seem to be many souvenir shops in the castle. After passing through the castle, you will reach the "Fantasy Continent". But our FP (fast track) is to make an appointment to go to "Tomorrowland", so we should go east. "

Ren Suo came over and took a look at the map, smacking his lips and saying, "It's so big here, can you finish it in one day?"

Simon Yam: "We can take the Incredibles train to get to other places quickly."

Lin Xianyu snorted and moved away from Ren Suo with a look of disgust. Ren Suo said helplessly: "I'm sorry."

"It's useless to say you're sorry, why do you need the police?" Lin Xianyu said angrily: "Do you dare to do it next time?"

"I dare you next time."

It was the first time he saw Lin Xianyu baring his teeth and claws at Ren Suo. Qiao Muyi asked curiously: "What did Xiao Suo do? Xianyu, you are so angry."

"Brother Ren came to mess with me early in the morning!" Lin Xianyu said angrily.

Everyone looked at Ren Suo in surprise - we waited in the room all night, but you waited for us to fall asleep to find Lin Xianyu?

what is this? There are Manchus and Han people at home, but they don’t want to eat at all, so they have to go out to play in the wild?

However, the old god Ren Suo was here with a calm face, and he looked like a virgin at first glance, so Dong Chengling asked: "What happened?"

Lin Xianyu pulled Xiaojiu over and said with a sad face: "Three hours ago, I, a beautiful girl like a flower, was gently holding Xiaojiu while traveling through Alice in Wonderland..."

Xiaojiu said indifferently: "Your saliva has made Xiaojiu's tail wet, and there are more than one."

"Then a sinful hand reached out to me and actually shook me awake!" Lin Xianyu said through gritted teeth: "Forget about breaking into a beautiful girl's room without breaking into her room and waking up a sleeping beautiful girl. You know what Brother Ren was doing at that time?" Did you say something to me?"

"What did you say?" Gu Yueyan asked curiously. She knew that Lin Xianyu had a good temper and would hardly get angry under normal circumstances. Once he got angry, he would explode on the spot. He would never waste his precious time by being angry for several hours. Game of Life.

"He asked me if I wanted to eat fried chicken." Lin Xianyu said angrily: "Then he took out a fried chicken bucket!"

"He shook Xiaojiu awake and asked, but Xiaojiu said she wouldn't eat. Then he actually didn't care about the fried chicken bucket, just put it down and left, gone!"

Everyone looked confused when they heard this, and turned to look at Ren Suo. Ren Suo spread his hands and said, "I couldn't sleep early in the morning and wanted to eat fried chicken, so there was an extra takeaway. I don't think the rest of you like it. So I gave it to Lin Xianyu and Xiaojiu."

As for how Ren Suo entered the room, he didn't say, and no one asked - there are many ways for monks of their level to enter the hotel room.

Of course, the truth is definitely not like this. Ren Suo just wanted to borrow krypton gold from Lin Xianyu and Xiaojiu, but he always had to find an excuse, so he used the "unlimited fried chicken set meal" to change it. Xiaojiu and Lin Xianyu were not very strong, but they were still extraordinary. They were almost asleep at 6 a.m. and would definitely wake up if someone touched them. It was better for Ren Suo to take the initiative.

Gu Yueyan asked: "Xianyu, are you angry with Mr. Suo for entering your room without permission?"

Lin Xianyu nodded heavily: "Yes! You really disrespect me!"

Ren Suo scratched his head: "But there's no alarm in the hotel... You can't knock on the door, right?"

Qiao Muyi thought about it and suddenly asked with a smile: "By the way, since Xiao Suo asked you if you want to eat fried chicken, how did you answer?"

Lin Xianyu paused for a moment and muttered: "Brother Ren seduced me, a beautiful girl who has not yet woken up, and made me eat a bucket of fried chicken!"

In fact, it was Ren Suo who used "If it's just like the first time we met" from "Charming Sound and Fantasy Fragrance", and asked Lin Xianyu to calm down quickly.

"That's a full bucket!" Lin Xianyu said with a look of sadness and indignation: "God knows why it tastes so delicious - how long do I have to practice and exercise to lose this sudden increase in calories!"

"It's all Brother Ren's fault for messing with me with fried chicken early in the morning! And he said he'd dare to do it next time!"

Ren Suo said: "But you and I are the only ones who can eat anytime and anywhere, and you are still in the growth stage, so it is better to eat more." He laid enough foreshadowing for himself to ask Lin Xianyu for help in the future.

Lin Xianyu said angrily: "You feed the squad leader milk, and you feed me fried chicken. Is this what humans do!?"

Gu Yueyan's pretty face turned red instantly, and Ren Suo was stunned for a moment: "I don't drink milk myself, how could I give it to Yueyan..."

"Okay." Ren Xingmei pulled Ren Suo away and said excitedly, "Our FP will expire if we don't leave!"

We took the spaceship "Starflyer 1000" for an interstellar roaming. However, none of us were "Star Wars" fans, so we finished the game after playing it once, and then we excitedly went to play Buzz Lightyear vs. Zack King - some children at the scene asked loudly Why is King Zach not an angel, but a big toy that looks like a devil?

Experience cosmic travel in Space Mountain, drive a Cars car on a rampage, and the most exciting thing is Splash Mountain, where you take a log boat through the forest, and experience a 47° tilted rapids, causing raindrops to fall all over the sky.

However, no one bought raincoats. After all, even Xiaojiu and Lin Xianyu among them were able to use "clothes" to protect themselves from the rain. The other passengers, who were even soaked in raincoats, saw them leaving without getting wet and were deeply puzzled. Are you a victim of genuine products?

While shopping for peripherals at Minnie's House, Ren Suo picked up a rabbit ear and suddenly felt jealous. He sneaked behind Dong Chengling and put it on for her.

Dong Chengling was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the mirror, touched the rabbit ears a little uncomfortable, and asked: "Does it look good?"

"The most beautiful in the world." Ren Suo chuckled.

Qiao Muyi coughed next to him. Ren Suo searched in the store and soon found an accessory that suited Qiao Muyi: "Master Mu, come here!"

Qiao Muyi looked at herself in the mirror wearing a crown. She felt happy but her face was expressionless and asked, "Does it look good?"

"nice!"

"No evaluation? No. 1 in the world or something like that."

"emmm..." Ren Suo thought for a moment: "Is she as beautiful as a flying fairy from heaven?"

"Your ability to praise is as inferior as that of a dwarf." Qiao Muyi hugged Ren Suo, and a smile filled his eyes as he said, "You will be punished by eating a poisoned apple."

"Poison apple?"

"The color of my lipstick today is apple red."

Suddenly, a melodious meow sounded. Ren Suo and Qiao Muyi turned their heads and saw that Gu Yueyan was wearing cat ears and covering her face with big cat claw gloves. Next to her, Lin Xianyu was encouraging her: "Very good! Do it again! It sounds super good!”

"No!" Gu Yueyan said angrily, "I won't wear this anymore!"

At this time, Lin Xianyu whispered something in Gu Yueyan's ear. Gu Yueyan subconsciously glanced at Ren Suo, blushed and continued to wear cat ears and cat claw gloves, and then went to buy anklets and bracelets. kind of jewelry.

After successfully seducing the innocent squad leader, Lin Xianyu smiled and suddenly saw something and said in surprise: "Little Xingxing, you..."

Ren Xingmei, who was wearing a dark blue princess dress, shrugged: "You can buy Elsa's dress from "Frozen" here, it's very authentic."

Lin Xianyu said enviously: "You can buy it, but it's a price that makes me feel disturbed... But little Xingxing, do you think it's appropriate to wear it?"

"It's suitable. You can say it's just right." Ren Xingmei fiddled with her skirt in front of the mirror, which attracted many tourists to watch and take photos. Today, Ren Xingmei happened to have a ponytail. Although she was not blond, her temperament was quite suitable for the animated character.

Lin Xianyu: "But this set of clothes should be considered children's clothes... right?"

Ren Xingmei said calmly: "It's a girl's costume."

"Really, it's written there--"

"It's girly clothes."

"All right."

In the afternoon, I went to visit the "Wild Continent", "Adventure World" and "Fantasy Continent" areas, and the sky quickly darkened.

By the time Ren Suo and the others finished eating, it was almost 8 o'clock.

The lantern parade and fireworks show were about to begin, so they walked to the central square where Sleeping Beauty Castle is located, which was the best viewing spot.

"Are there too many people here?" Ren Suo looked at the dense crowd in front of him and couldn't help scratching his head.

There were many tourists who had the same idea as them. In addition, in order to free up the moving area of ​​the floats, there were only a few areas in the central square where you could stop. The tourists either stood far away to watch or squeezed out to watch.

Everyone looked at each other and Qiao Muyi said: "If you want to get closer, you can definitely ask the people in front to make room for us."

Others instantly understood Qiao Muyi's intention: he said he wanted to give way, but in fact, he was using his fourth-turn momentum to force the passengers in front to give way.

Dong Chengling shook his head: "No. Let's choose a place with a better viewing angle to watch?"

Qiao Muyi spread his hands: "All the good places must have been occupied. It's hard to come to Disneyland once, so you can't leave any regrets, right?"

Just when everyone was about to argue, Ren Suo suddenly said: "Go there."

Everyone followed his direction and saw the tallest building in the central square - Sleeping Beauty Castle.

"Can the castle tower be entered?" Lin Xianyu asked.

"Normal people should not be allowed in." Ren Xingmei said, "But we... have Teacher Dong."

Then everyone teleported to the upper floors of the tower of Sleeping Beauty Castle in a corner that no one else could see.

The tower is not open to the public, but it is not deserted inside. Instead, there are tables, chairs, and even air conditioning. It seems to be a rest room for the staff.

Lin Xianyu leaned against the window sill and said with a hint of longing: "Watching the fireworks show in the castle... I finally achieved one item on my dream list!"

Gu Yueyan asked curiously: "Dream list? Do you have many dreams?"

Can a salted fish also have dreams?

"Yes!" Lin Xianyu said: "For example, you can become an omniscient and omnipotent super god, you can support yourself by just playing games every day, you can find a lover who perfectly matches your personality..."

The corner of Gu Yueyan's mouth twitched: "This must be your daydream list, right?"

Ren Xingmei said with some reluctance: "After watching this performance, the Disney trip is completely over."

Xiaojiu held up the black cat and said, "Xiaojiu wants to do it again! Luna wants to do it again after becoming a human!"

Qiao Muyi smiled and said: "Then let's do it again, but next time we don't have to go so far. There are also Disney parks in Shenhai and Hong Kong, and there are also Disney parks in Tokyo, and the themes are different."

Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo and asked with a smile: "Suo, do you want to come again?"

"certainly."

Ren Suo said softly: "Next time, we will also come with the whole family."

At this moment, everyone felt their phones vibrate. Ren Suo took out his phone and saw a message pop up on the screen:

"The 'Ren Neisser' you follow has submitted a new video."

Lin Xianyu said in surprise: "Updating 4 videos in a row in half a month, this Neisser is as productive as a sow."

PS: 250,000 words are updated in a month, which sounds like a sow with a high daily output!

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After doing the math, I realized that I can't finish the book in one day, so I'll take my time. I've accumulated a lot of materials for leave requests recently that I haven't used yet.

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