Mohist Tang

“Catfish Effect”

As time goes by, this term has become more and more popular in Chang’an City.

No one doubts whether Mo Dun is deceiving people, because this catfish effect story is so realistic. Although some people in Ch_ng’n have not even heard of sardines, it does not interfere at all. People’s understanding of the catfish effect.

The Han people are not short of smart people, especially some upper-class people, who use the catfish effect repeatedly, but they have not been summarized in such a detailed way before. Now that I heard the catfish effect, it suddenly dawned on me.

In the Pan’s restaurant, everyone is sitting around a middle age person who looks like a lift.

“The catfish effect abounds around us. The fisherman is the superior and controls the destiny of all people. The sardine is the subordinate of our ordinary person. Each is responsible for serving the fisherman silently. Motivated, but not enterprising.

“The catfish is a talent that has been parachuted from the upper ranks, with ambition, means, and full of aggressiveness. If the superior is not satisfied with the subordinate, or wants the subordinate to do more work, and is unwilling to pay, he will put in a catfish. This catfish is cruel to the subordinate and gives a glimpse of its position. Let these subordinates have to make an all-out effort to work for the fisherman, expecting that they will not be eaten by this catfish. People who are higher than this catfish are more conscientious, lest one accidentally be given by this catfish Replace it. “Let people talk loudly, and analyze the catfish effect.

“But you have to be careful when you want to be a catfish. Although the catfish can be on the top, it may be besieged by everyone, and you must guard against the fisherman to kill the donkey. Kill the catfish to calm public anger. “Juren pointedly analyzed.

“Yes! Scholar Sun said it is very true, but fishermen should also guard against catfish, if accidentally the catfish grows, it is likely to bite the fisherman. “

“The inferior…”

Soon everyone at the restaurant participated in the analysis of the catfish effect. The more you analyze, the more you feel that the knowledge is profound, and the more you admire Mozi. Yes.

As a result, Mo Duns plan to make Mozi famous has been implemented smoothly.

“By the way, has anyone studied the secret skills of Mohist Villages live fish? “Scholar Sun said suddenly.

“No, the catfish is not very useful at all. The fish caught can live one hour longer than usual. “Someone shook the head said.

“Yes, that is, I also tried it. There is not much progress at all, at most I live one hour. “The other person also answered.

Scholar Sun eyes shined, said: “That’s right, you can live one hour, it means that the method is right, the catfish effect is really effective, but you still No way, you may be successful if you try a few more times.

The restaurant Shopkeeper just talked about the catfish effect, but didnt dare to come up because he often does it like this. Now when I heard about the secret recipe of live fish, I went forward to give everyone a pot of wine, said with a smile: “You think so, and everyone thinks so. Now the catfish in Chang’an City has been bought almost all the time. Now the price of the catfish has doubled by five times. Now the fish seller is better than my restaurant. Also earn money. “

“Yes, yes, Mohist Village definitely has no secrets. The secret skills of living fish are definitely not that simple. “And the guy in the neighboring village of Mohist Village quickly echoed Shopkeeper.

The bachelor glanced at the guy and said with a smile: “This is also to say, Mohist Village said before, the secret technique of living fish was born. For the catfish effect, if we can crack it with no difficulty, how could Mohist Village speak out in public. “

The restaurant Shopkeeper is nodded. If someone asks the secret of his restaurant, he will not tell others easily. Not to mention such a lucrative secret technique for living fish.

The guy suddenly taking pleasure in other people’s misfortune said: “I think Mohist Village’s live fish secret skills will not be kept secret for long. The King Shopkeeper on the street has already offered a reward. If anyone can crack the live fish secret skills, there will be a reward of five hundred. “

The restaurant Shopkeeper was surprised: “Didn’t expect Wang Cheapskate to pluck the hair unexpectedly, and he can produce five hundred sticks.” “

Suddenly, the whole restaurant burst into laughter. Obviously, this shopkeeper’s stingy reputation has spread.

Someone loudly said: “Is that right?” Shopkeeper Wang was the largest fish merchant in Chang’an City before. If he gets the secret technique of live fish, he will earn far more than five hundred guan. “

The restaurant Shopkeeper said: “I’ll just say it!” How can this cheapskate do a loss-making business? “

“Let me say, this time city gate Chi Zhiyong, this fool is targeting Mohist Village, it is very likely that Shopkeeper Wang ordered it. “Someone in the restaurant lowered his voice.

The restaurant Shopkeeper hurriedly said in a panic: “You can’t talk nonsense. “

The crowd in the restaurant chuckled and was not discussing this matter. Obviously everyone had targeted Shopkeeper Wang, but Shopkeeper Wang is usually very strong and has a background. Offend him for nothing.

Wang Family fish shop.

Wang Shopkeeper complexion ashen looked at the ten fish pots in front of him, each of which was densely packed with a layer floating Dead fish.

“Why didn’t it succeed? Didn’t Mohist Village say that putting a catfish can stimulate the fish to survive? “Shopkeeper Wang’s face is angrily roared.

The guys lower their heads one by one, and dare not offend the mad Wang Shopkeeper at this time.

“It may be the fish! Mohist Village is talking about sardines, but we put grass carp and bighead carp. “Accountant behind Wang Shopkeeper said with consolation.

“Yes, Zhao Accountant is right. There must be secrets in Mohist Village, but we haven’t discovered it yet. “The other guy quickly excused himself.

Wang Shopkeeper, frowned, angrily roared: “Of course there is a secret, otherwise, what should I ask you to do?” What we sell is grass carp, not sardines that we have never heard of. Of course, it is a way to make grass carp survive.

“I don’t believe how long the secrets of Mohist Village can be kept. Now, in Chang’an City, will anyone accept the reward to crack the secret of live fish.” Shopkeeper Wang was so angry that he turned his head and said to Zhao Accountant.

Zhao Accountant shook the head with a wry smile: “Others are like us. Although putting the catfish in can make the fish live one hour, but it still can’t avoid death.”

Wang Shopkeeper Disappointed: “Mohist Village, how long can they keep the fish alive.”

Zhao Accountant solemnly said: “As far as we know, the latest fish sale in Mohist Village was in the early days. The fish was picked up at Shishi, so Mohist Village will be able to keep the fish alive for at least five hours.”

“Five hours.” Shopkeeper Wang’s face was a little slow.

“But!” Zhao Accountant didn’t let Wang Shopkeeper thank you for too long and said: “As far as we know, after the city gate incident, Mohist Village is now digging a large fish pond with a fresh fish shop, preparing to sell it for a long time. Fish, according to my calculations, Mohist Village is likely to make fish immortal in the pond.

“How is it possible? “Wang Shopkeeper said in surprise.

“It is very possible! “Zhao Accountant’s heavy nodded.

The entire Wang Family fish shop fell silent for a while.

“Must get the secret recipe for live fish. “

For a long time, Shopkeeper Wang said, his voice was cold.