Monster Hunting High School

Chapter 2675 Xiao Xiao’s Dragon Fart Story

Zheng Qing didn't know if the crow was his graduation mission.

Just as he was also unclear about the uncertain consequences that would be brought to him in the future if he adopted the three great elves as adopted daughters according to Su Shijun's plan.

During the trip to Qingqiu Mansion on Friday evening, it seemed that many issues were discussed, but none of them received a satisfactory answer.

Zheng Qing felt even more confused.

As with mid-spring attire, it makes sense to wear a cloak because it protects you from rain; it makes sense to wear a singlet because it's getting warmer; and it makes sense to wear a robe because it protects you from rain and allows you to roll up your sleeves.

Return to the dormitory in the evening.

He habitually talked to his fortune teller about the matters discussed in Qingqiu Mansion today, hoping to get some third-party, more objective opinions.

But it is obvious that the focus of several companions, including the doctor, is not on the crow conspiracy, the new identities of the great elves, or the legendary crisis of Senior Colma, etc. These are more gimmick and valuable topics.

"You mean, you and Squad Leader Jiang went to Qingqiu Mansion to visit Councilor Su?" Xiao Xiao adjusted his glasses with a serious look on his face: "We were still discussing the identity of the great elves?"

"Is there a problem?"

Zheng Qing looked puzzled, but when he saw the doctor's expression, he felt a little guilty: "It's not like they have never met before... During the winter vacation, she lived in Qingqiu Mansion for a while, and no accidents happened!"

"Why do I hear it? It sounds like the two parents-in-law went to Dafang's house to snatch the child...to fight for custody rights?" The fat wizard, who was huddled in the six-poster bed, poked his head out with Tuantuan, his two fat faces full of gossip.

Zheng Qing turned a blind eye to this and listened but continued to look at Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao took a long breath.

He took off his glasses and rubbed his forehead.

"Isn't this the first time they've met?" she asked.

Zheng Qing didn't know what he wanted to say: "Of course not..."

"No, no, I mean, this isn't the first time they've met in front of you." This time, Xiao Xiao emphasized the words 'in front of you'.

Zheng Qing was still a little confused: "No, no...what exactly do you want to say?"

"I also want to know what you are thinking."

Xiao Xiao grabbed him with a heavy bamboo slip and hit his head, looking very distressed: "Let me sort it out: the current situation is that you are in love with Jiang Yu, but you also have a child with Councilor Su - and There is more than one, so don’t quibble - both people have very clear attitudes towards you, but you are acting in both directions..."

"You can definitely use better words." Zheng Qing finally couldn't help but reminded in a low voice.

Xiao Xiao glanced at him and continued his analysis in a slow voice: "... Not only did he not give enough commitment to any lady, he even asked them to meet in front of you... Well, just to confirm, after they met, Were there any conflicts?"

Hear the last question.

Zheng Qing's many words of defense that had already flowed to his lips were suddenly at a loss for words. He thought of Su Shijun's announcement of the home field, and of Jiang Yu's forcefully opening the study door, and a trace of discomfort appeared on his face.

This hesitation was immediately caught by the two companions.

"What a...scumbag." The fat wizard shook his head, feeling that he had to use repeated words to fully express his inner indignation.

Xiao Xiao put on his glasses again and looked Zheng Qing up and down carefully: "Fat man is right. I am also surprised that you would do such a thing, and it's not just once... I used to call you Zheng Zha, which was half a joke. , I’ll call you scumbag from now on because you are.”

"I don't quite understand..." Zheng Qing tugged on the loose collar, feeling a little out of breath.

Xiao Xiao scratched his head.

"Let me tell you a story." He suddenly thought of a good idea and raised his hand and snapped his fingers: "It said that a wizard went on an adventure in the forest and encountered a fire dragon. This was the largest fire dragon he had ever seen. So he He unfolded the book and cast a spell at the fire dragon. As expected, the spell was deflected by the fire dragon's thick scales. The wizard wanted to escape, but as soon as he turned around, he was held down by the fire dragon. You know, dragons are inherently perverted... …”

Three gasping voices sounded in the small dormitory.

Zheng Qing, Xin, and Tuantuan.

"Is the wizard a wizard or a witch?" The fat wizard couldn't help but interrupt the doctor's story, with curious eyes: "Where is the fire dragon? Is the fire dragon male or female?"

"They're all male, they're all male! Don't interrupt my story!"

Xiao Xiao waved his hand impatiently, signaling the fat man to shut up: "Anyway, the fire dragon stretched out his thick arms, hugged the wizard's shoulders, and chuckled,

‘You released it on me once, and I’m going to release it on you once. That’s fair, right? ’

The hunter suppressed his fear and asked, 'What if I don't accept it? ’

‘Then I have no choice but to eat you.’ The fire dragon spread its claws and blew out a string of sparks from its nose. ‘Man, you can’t run wild on my territory and then leave without hesitation. ’

So, after weighing everything, the wizard chose to live. "

"Wow!" The fat wizard let out a low sigh of admiration, and his buttocks twisted unconsciously.

Zheng Qing frowned, trying to capture every key word in the story, thinking about what the doctor meant by telling this story.

"...Then the next day, the hunter rushed into the forest again, took a thicker book of magic, and cast a more powerful spell. The spell was bounced away, he ran, it chased, and it put its claws on him on his shoulder, 'Hey, man, you know the rules,' and the hunter chose to live again."

"...On the third day, the hunter brought an ancient book of magic and walked into the forest again. When he saw the fire dragon, he opened the book and released the spell. As you know, the magic related to ancient times is very powerful. Very powerful. The hunter fainted in the violent magic fluctuations. When he woke up, the fire dragon was sitting next to him with his arms folded, his face full of melancholy.

Seeing the hunter wake up, the fire dragon tilted his head, glanced at his butt, and suddenly asked, 'Man, you didn't come to the forest to hunt dragons, right? ’”

The story ends here.

The fat wizard and the fat cat fell down laughing on the bed.

Zheng Qingze was still confused.

Xiao Xiao looked at him solemnly and explained patiently: "Back to the present, I also want to ask you, man, you didn't develop a forest just to burn yourself to death!... You could have collected two witches privately attitude, and then asked for each other's opinions in your own name, but you put them in the same room. You know that they may conflict. In my impression, you are not such a bad temperament... so. , do you enjoy them clashing in front of you, or do you enjoy the frightening feeling? "

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