My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

Chapter 38 038: This is too bizarre

Wang Huan took the initiative to ask: "Injection of Class B genetic medicine?"

Because he had glanced at it before.

Wen Xing said: "Yes, Class B genetic medicine, the price is 100 points."

"I have 15 points right now?" Wang Huan asked.

Wen Xing said: "You participated in the "Dictionary of Genius" before and won the first place, so you got 15 achievement points."

15 points is a bit far from 100 points.

Wang Huan said: "If I inject a B-level gene drug, I will definitely be number one in the world, can I win the Olympic gold medal?"

Wen Xing said: "There is no doubt that it is so."

Wang Huan said: "Can you break the world record?"

Wen Xing said: "Of course."

Wang Huan said: "Then how do I get achievement points?"

Although he had the answer in his heart, he asked it anyway.

Wen Xing said: "The most direct way is to participate in various types of events, any event is fine, except for sports events."

Wang Huan was stunned and said, "Why are sports events not allowed?"

Wen Xing said: "You can only use non-sports achievement points to exchange for sports genetic medicines. Sports achievement points can be exchanged for other items. This is what you call kung fu beyond poetry."

Wang Huan said: "You said before that the second civilization inheritance room opened for me is about Quyi, including cross talk, big shares, storytelling, etc.?"

Wen Xing said: "Yes."

Wang Huan remembered that recently Beijing Satellite TV's "National Crosstalk Contest" was in full swing for registration.

This program has been held for several years, and I don't know how many celebrities who are related have gone out of this competition.

This group of people not only talks about cross talk now, but also acts in film and television dramas, hosts TV programs and so on.

And the first place in this competition can directly get the chance to go to the Spring Festival Gala, and have the chance to become popular overnight.

So the gold content of this competition is quite high.

So the contestants are naturally a lot of masters, they are all from famous families in the cross talk world, and even some famous cross talk actors also came to participate.

For example, Liu Jun, a famous cross talk star, became popular a few years ago. He has been on the Spring Festival Gala for several years in a row and is well-known to everyone. . He also came to participate in the cross talk contest this time as his comeback trip.

Wang Huan said: "How many points can I get for winning the first place in this national cross talk competition?"

Wen Xing said: "There is no fixed number."

Wang Huan said: "How do you judge achievement points?"

Wen Xing said: "So what determines your achievement points is not only winning the first place, but also the social impact you have caused, and the promotion or subversion of the entire industry."

Wang Huan understood that the reason why "Dictionary of Genius" only had 15 points was because it was just a TV answering question after all, and it was impossible to start a star-making campaign.

After all, no one ever became a star on a show like Dictionary of Genius.

But "National Crosstalk Contest" is different. He can really create stars, and the gold content is much higher.

Wang Huan said: "The fastest way for me to get points now is to accept the cultural inheritance of the second folk art, and then participate in the national cross talk competition, win the first place, and cause a sensation among the people?"

Wen Xing said: "There is no doubt that it is so."

Wang Huan couldn't imagine how he, a track and field athlete of the national team, could participate in a cross talk competition?

The most important thing is that he didn't learn cross talk for a day, and finally won the first place in the cross talk contest. I really don't know what kind of sensation it will cause.

Another point is, what do the leaders think?

How to convince Director Li? How to convince master Lu Zhengtao?

But I can't take care of so much for the time being.

Wen Xing said: "Do you want to carry out the second cultural inheritance of folk art?"

Wang Huan said: "Yes."

"Shua!" Immediately, the first floor and the second room of the Tower of Doomsday opened.

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Wang Huan walked in, and inside was still a seat like a space capsule.

It's just that the walls are no longer white, but become complex and brighter, as if they are the colors of various folk arts.

"Please enter the cockpit."

Wang Huan sat in.

"Before inheriting folk art civilization, we need to inject you with acoustic level 1 gene medicine, which can increase your acoustic charm and make your voice more contagious and penetrating."

Next, a needle pierced Wang Huan's body again, and began to inject genetic medicine.

But this time it was not so painful, and even a little ordinary.

"Grade A genetic medicine involves the transformation of the whole body, disease prevention, etc., so it is a large class of genetic medicine, and the drug effect is very violent. Acoustic genetic medicine only modifies the vocal cords and the related nerve parts responsible for the occurrence of words, so the body reacts Far less violent."

Acoustic level 1 after gene drug injection.

As usual, Wang Huan was shown a promotional video, which introduced the folk culture of the whole world, but most of them were still in China, followed by South America.

After the promo is over.

Wen Xing said: "The inheritance of folk art culture is about to begin, the countdown is 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

Several wires were still attached to Wang Huan's scalp, and one of the wire probes pierced directly into the back of Wang Huan's head.

Then……

Countless data surged in.

At first, Wang Huan could still feel these data, as if they were countless light spots.

But these light spots became more and more dense, completely exceeding his ability to bear.

His head became more and more painful, and finally his eyes were filled with white light.

Then his vision went dark, and he passed out completely.

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Waking up again, Wang Huan was already lying in the bathroom and left the Tower of Doomsday.

It was already dark at this time.

Next, he patted his head, wanting to recall the content that had just been injected into his mind, reviewing it bit by bit.

He found the names of several people, Hou Baolin, Ma Sanli, Ma Ji, Liu Baorui and so on.

And behind this, almost all of them are covered by a person's name, Master Guo.

But in Wang Huan's world, there is no such person.

Next, Wang Huan began to retrieve the classic cross talk jokes in it.

Wow!

There are too many classic cross talks here.

One is more classic than the other, and one is more funny than the other.

And many jokes are not available in this world.

"Criticism of the Three Kingdoms", "A Dream of the Western Expedition", "This Life of Me", "Bodyguard", "Hundred Blowing Pictures", "A Thief Company" and so on.

These jokes are so classic and so funny!

Wonderful, amazing!

From these classic jokes, if you take out a few at random, you can get a lot of applause.

After all, this is another world. The classic jokes that have been accumulated for decades, each one is washed by big waves and lasts for a long time.

And many of them are master-level works. Taking them out to participate in a cross talk contest dominated by newcomers is basically a big killer!

Yes, an absolute killer, completely sure!

The first place in the National Crosstalk Contest, I'm sure!

I want to order this grade B gene drug!

The next gold medal in the International Diamond Cup Competition, I am determined!

Vow to return the king!

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Turn on the TV and switch to Beijing Satellite TV.

Sure enough, I saw the publicity of the "National Crosstalk Contest", which was completely overwhelming.

The lineup of judges is unprecedentedly luxurious, bringing together almost all the national cross talk competitions in the world.

The chairman of the Chinese Folk Arts Association, a director who has won several annual box office champions, the deputy dean of the Drama Academy, a member of the Standing Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, etc.

Moreover, most of the contestants participating in the show are newcomers but they are all from famous families. There are also actors who have become famous, and some stars who have been famous for their appearance also want to return to the stage and regain their glory.

In short, the program has super high gold content.

But Wang Huan has acoustic genetic medicine, and there is another world that has accumulated decades of classic jokes, so it should still be able to amaze the audience and sweep the field.

And it's the fastest way for him to earn achievement points.

Without Class B genetic medicine, his 100-meter sprint would never improve.

Then he, a rising star, will soon fall.

How disappointed should be the teacher, how disappointed should be the field management center, how disappointed should be those Olympic organizing committees who place great hopes on Wang Huan.

The key is Wang Huan himself, hope will be shattered.

However, there is a huge problem in front of Wang Huan.

How to convince the coaching staff and the field management center to let him participate in the cross talk competition.

There are indeed some famous athletes who go to variety shows, and there are quite a few.

But you, Wang Huan, haven't become famous yet, and the Diamond Cup International Competition is only a few months away.

Then, Wang Huan suddenly thought of something.

That is, the big leader of the Olympic Organizing Committee knew that Wang Huan had participated in the "Dictionary of Genius" and had also seen his performance, so he said a word to him, kung fu lies beyond poetry.

Some athletes have reached a bottleneck in their performance and can't make a breakthrough no matter what, they start to make breakthroughs from other directions.

For example, some shooters can't make a breakthrough in their grades. He can play billiards or even learn tea art and so on.

Wang Huan called Director Li.

Wang Huan said: "Director, my 100-meter sprint performance has entered a bottleneck recently. I am very sorry to let you down."

Director Li said: "No, you shouldn't have too much psychological pressure, but you really shouldn't!"

Wang Huan said: "The big leader said that kung fu lies outside poetry, so I want to challenge the competitive atmosphere in other fields. It is best to feel the passion of standing at the top again. This may be good for my mental state. A strong stimulus may have improved my 100-meter sprint performance."

Director Li said, "What do you think?"

Wang Huan pondered for a while and said courageously, "I want to participate in the "National Crosstalk Contest", which will last for one and a half months."

Immediately, there was no sound from Director Li for a while.

He is well-informed, but... this is the first time he has heard such a request.

Not convincing at all.

But the leader knows how hard Wang Huan has been training recently. The entire coaching staff has seen it. Because they are worried that he will hurt his body, they forcibly stop him from continuing to train and give him a vacation.

And no matter how many methods I tried, I still couldn't break through this bottleneck.

Director Li said: "Wang Huan, your request is really outrageous."

Wang Huan said: "Director, I have nothing to do, I need the stimulation of standing at the peak."

"Director, I issue a military order to you. After returning from participating in the Quanquan National Crosstalk Competition, my 100-meter sprint time can break through 9.70 seconds. If I can't reach it, I apologize in front of everyone in the national team. I accept the field management. any penalty from the Centre."

In fact, Wang Huan said it very conservatively, but he still frightened Director Li.

"How much?" Director Li trembled and said, "9 seconds 70?"

Wang Huan said: "Yes, 9 seconds 70!"

Director Li's heart was trembling, this result...but he could directly reach the top three in the Olympic Games.

If you're lucky, you might even win a gold medal.

If there is such an achievement, then he will wake up with a smile in his dreams, it is a huge political achievement.

If this achievement comes true, the whole country will be sensationalized, and Wang Huan will immediately become a national star.

How brilliant is this?

Wang Huan said: "I will fax you the military order now."

Director Li was caught in a tangle. In the past, athletes did have many examples of kung fu outside of poetry, and used strange methods to break through the bottleneck.

But Wang Huan's is too bizarre, even outrageous.

But everyone was amazed. Wang Huan's body had clearly lost weight and returned to peak condition, but why did he not improve in the 100-meter sprint?

Doesn't the track and field team have this life?

Doomed not to break through this history?

After a long while, Director Li said: "Your request is too absurd, I can't agree to you directly. But... I can give you a month and a half of vacation. You are not allowed to get injured in this month and a half, and you must insist on exercising every day. I don't care what you do."

Wang Huan knew that the matter was settled.

However, is this the art of speaking for leadership?

Director Li said again: "Also, write down the military order. If you fail this time and there is no progress in your sprint performance, the organization will punish you, and you will never be relentless!"

Wang Huan said: "Yes, I will send the military order to you immediately. In addition, I want my master Lu Zhengtao to be my cross talk partner."

What? ! ! !

The coaches and athletes of the national track and field team form partners to participate in the national cross talk competition?

This... this... this is too unbelievable, right? !

So subversive.

How bizarre!

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Note: I feel uncomfortable when the number of tickets is low, and my benefactor looked through his pockets, is there any recommended tickets? How about a pastry? thank you

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