My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

"The matchmaker brought my mother-in-law and sister-in-law to meet him, and I followed. I saw that my sister-in-law was very satisfied with the other party, so I quietly put the mother-in-law's stinky socks, which had not been washed in half a month, that I had prepared. Put it in my sister-in-law's purse. Oh, you guys don't know, that scene at that time! The other son's brother was like eating papa, and the other's mother also looked disgusted. The matchmaker ran away! Hahahaha..." Gu Sangu laughed again.

"As for that uncle, he is even more of a jerk! In broad daylight, in the rice shop at home, he molested a girl! I just saw it, and immediately lifted the door latch, and chased him for half a block. He grabbed it and beat me hard! Just now, my mother-in-law is going to the government to sue me! Your third uncle found out, anyway, the three of them, the mother and the son, all said that I was not good, and even said they wanted to divorce me Just kidding, I died for my father-in-law and gave birth to a son for their family. How dare he say to divorce me? If their family divorces me, the old man will be the first to jump out of the ground to stop him!"

"The whole family relies on your third brother being a scholar, so they just show off their power there, making it sound like a scholar is amazing? Does the scholar not eat? Does the scholar not eat shit? Isn't it like most people! Hurry to my house Ask to marry, marry me back and rub me everywhere! Pooh! If it weren’t for the fact that his talented man is beautiful and delicious, I would marry him?”

Gu Sangu spoke without any scruples.

Cai Xiaolian: This sister-in-law is much more difficult than the sister-in-law of the scholar's family!

Gu Nian: I want to be like Sangu. When I marry, I will marry someone who is beautiful and delicious. When something bad happens, I can calm down just by looking at her face.

Gu Xin: Wow! Sangu is amazing!

"Big ya, er ya..."

"Gu, you call us Nian Nian, Xinxin! Da Ya, it's not easy to distinguish between two girls. Sister Huihui and Si Simei are also big girls and two girls!" Gu Nian hurriedly interrupted. Let the third aunt bring it back again.

It's not that the name is bad, the main thing is that when you call out at the entrance of the village, a lot of pictures of little girls will appear in a short while.

"It's okay, they are the eldest son and the second son, and your second son and daughter. In the future, your fourth uncle will have two daughters, and they will be the fourth daughter!" Gu Sangu waved her hand, she looked very similar Uncle Gu.

Gu Nian: As expected of a mother-born brother and sister, their brain circuits are so consistent.

"Second sister-in-law, miss this age, have you taken good care of her? She is a damn girl who doesn't know anything about movies, and is fooled by that stinky girl Zhang Yunyun every day! Can you and the second brother have snacks?" ? When I was learning how to embroider, she was very clever, but somehow she was going to be fooled by a fool like Zhang Yunyun! If this continues, she will only have a blank face and her mind will be completely confused! Our Gu family There shouldn't be such a silly thing!" Gu Sangu was interrupted by Gu Nianyi, forgot what she was going to say, and started talking to Cai Xiaolian about Gu Nian's marriage.

Damn girl film, smelly girl, stupid, stupid thing!

Forehead……

The taciturn, calm and self-reliant Grandma Gu, and the kind, gentle and harmless Grandpa Gu, how did they give birth to such a daughter?

The genetic mutation is a bit serious!

Gu Nian supported his forehead, complaining silently in his heart.

Gu Xin blinked her big eyes and listened carefully, and felt that what her aunt said made a lot of sense, why didn't she realize it before?

I guess I was too stupid before, but now I become smarter by eating a jade bead every day.