My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

"Girls, run!" Uncle Gu ran over with an ax and shouted when he saw the big guy.

When he raised his ax to block in front of the two sisters, the big guy jumped up, and Uncle Gu threw the ax at the big guy's head.

In panic, Gu Xin touched the small bamboo tube that Cai Xiaolian sewed into her clothes, opened the cover, and threw it at the big guy, all four.

After moving, Gu Xin not only practiced horse riding, but also practiced shooting darts. She learned quickly and was accurate, so the powder pills went into the big guy's mouth.

"Roar~"

The big guy's movements suddenly froze and he roared.

The sun shines on the three of them and one tiger through the woods. If you look closely, Uncle Gu is covered with the nearest powder on his neck.

Taking advantage of the moment when the big guy froze, Uncle Gu threw the ax directly, and then ran away with a child in one hand.

Mother, your old man has not been out of the mountain for more than ten years, and all the big cats in the back mountain have come out, scaring his son to death.

Oh my god, hurry up and give that big cat a slap, let me run back to my mother!

"Roar~"

The big tiger chased after him, and he caught up with him in one fell swoop.

Gu Xin and Gu Nian were picked up by Uncle Gu, just in time to see the big guy who was about to catch up.

Especially seeing the big guy leaping forward, his tiger eyes glaring at the back of Uncle Gu's head, and his mouth opening, as if he wanted to bite Uncle Gu's neck off, the two sisters rolled their eyes in fright and passed out.

"Ouch!" Uncle Gu tripped over a stone and fell down.

Gu Xin fell into a bush with thorns, while Gu Si's head was smashed by a sharp stone, and he bled profusely.

As soon as this person fell, the big guy rushed to nothing.

The big guy turned around, and Uncle Gu just got up and pushed the two children away, facing the big guy head-on.

God bless, I am so big, it will be full after eating, let the two children go!

He was highly concentrated, and he set his posture to fight the tiger with his bare hands. The big guy on the other side also set his posture, treating the human being in front of him as a meal on his plate.

"puff!"

At the moment when one person and one tiger confront each other, the tiger's tail suddenly raised.

"Puff puff!"

Well now, Uncle Gu saw the most unforgettable moment in his life.

The big cat has diarrhea!

At this time, he still didn't forget to wipe his eyes and look carefully, and he couldn't help muttering: "Brother Tiger, you've already pulled us, and you still want to eat us?"

"Roar~"

"Puff puff!"

The big cat growled and pulled back.

Uncle Gu wanted to laugh, but he knew that now was not the time to laugh.

Since this big cat has diarrhea, it is probably like a human being, and its legs will be weak. How can he carry the two girls back?

Where is the fastest way to go?

"Roar~"

This cry was louder than just now, but don't puff at the back, it will definitely scare Uncle Gu's legs limp.

Uncle Gu quietly took a step back, he calculated, first go to Ti Sisi, then pick up Xinxin, and roll down in the direction of Xinxin, it should be the best escape route.

He only hoped that the big guy in front of him could pull for a while longer.

Unfortunately, his hope was in vain. As soon as he moved, the big cat rushed towards him.

Uncle Gu quickly rolled in the direction of Gu Si.

The big cat landed on the ground and knelt down on its front hooves.

"Aw!"

It wasn't a roar of a tiger, it was like a whine from a huge impact on the body.

Uncle Gu didn't have time to think too much, he picked up Gu Si whose forehead was still bleeding, and quickly went to pick up Gu Xin, and rolled down in the direction he expected.