My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

The Emperor also complained about several of the Gu family's daughters-in-law.

Regarding Mr. Zhang, his complaint was: "This mother-in-law is really stupid. She came to tell the Queen not to let me play with Boss Gu, otherwise the Queen will be pissed off like her sooner or later. She also told the queen that she was beautiful when she was young. Isn’t that what she said? Fortunately, all her children look like Boss Gu. Otherwise, it would be difficult for my queen to give birth! Am I angry?"

Regarding Cai Xiaolian, the emperor's complaint was: "Thankfully Niannian and Xinxin are sensible, otherwise they would definitely become corrupt if they were greedy for such a money-loving mother. Tell me, why is Xinxin's mother so fond of causing trouble? Just sell it to the queen, and let Gu Laoer sell it to me. I will laugh if their family becomes the richest man in the Zhou Dynasty within ten years. Isn't it because you don't give me any benefits? , I will make you the richest man in the Great Zhou Dynasty? Mother Xinxin is too stingy and only gives me this little."

Regarding Aunt Gu's fourth aunt Yang, the emperor's complaint was: "Well, it's even more of a fool's blessing! You don't have to do anything. Mother Renren is taking care of it at home, and Mother Xinxin is taking care of it outside. She has given birth. As long as the children listen to the two sisters-in-law, they have money and don't have to worry about family matters. The key is that their family has a special place to take care of the children. I don't think this person even needs to take care of the children! In ten or twenty years, when the family is separated, it's time for Gu Lao's fourth son to get married. This Yang family will be stupid until he grows old. "

In addition to these people, the emperor also wanted to complain about brothers Gu En and Gu Ren, as well as several children of the Gu family.

The one he complained the least about in the Gu family was Gu Sangu. He always felt that he and Gu Sangu should be brothers and sisters. His relationship with Gu Sangu was better than his relationship with the eldest princess of his imperial sister's reign. .

His only complaint against Gu Sangu was: "Marrying is all about a piece of skin. How can Consort Guo be worthy of her because she is so stupid? Tell me, should I give her ten or eight noodles?" Where's the boss? I have a bunch of concubines, so I can't let my sister be wronged, right?"

Eunuch Fu remembered that when he first heard the emperor say this, he almost knelt down.

Really, whether these words are heard by the Empress Dowager or Grandpa and Grandma Gu, the Emperor will definitely suffer, and he will be in a bad mood in the next few days.

But fortunately, the emperor only complained in front of him. Of course, he would also complain to the Queen. He and the Queen were determined not to let these words out.

This is a very gentle comment on the Gu family.

He is not so gentle towards other courtiers. The emperor often reads scripts and has learned 100% of the folk sayings and curse words without swear words.

Eunuch Fu also heard the emperor mention to the queen that the wife of a certain minister was in her early forties. In order to prevent her husband from drowning in Rouwen Township, she begged for help and gave birth to a sick son. The emperor's original words were: "Is there something wrong with her?" ? Her eldest grandson is already in school, and she is still struggling to have a baby. She is not like her husband. He has half a hair and no beard. How did she do it when she was trying to have a baby? Orally? I don’t think her behavior is like holding the stone in the pit as a treasure, and she has to touch it from time to time... It’s really disgusting.”

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