My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

"That's right!" Mrs. Li slapped her thigh, "No, I won't be resting at your house today, I want to go back quickly and let the unlucky guy in my house think about it. Liuli's words are very beautiful, and they are used to pretend Girls also like these things."

"Sister Luo, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry. I believe Mr. Li is smart and can do it soon." Cai Xiaolian glanced at Mrs. Li's leg and wanted to ask, does it hurt?

"Little Lian, I'm not bragging. My unlucky son can't go out to play. He's locked up at home all day, thinking about a lot of things and coming out. It's so powerful." Mrs. Li said with a smile.

"Why can't Mr. Li go out to play?" Cai Xiaolian asked curiously.

"It's what warlocks say is bad luck when you go out. I have often sneaked out since I was a child, and I can get all kinds of weird bad luck. I'm fine at home, but we also spent a lot of money to buy things and put them at home. My family is unlucky with both civil and military skills. The family invited many gentlemen to teach him. A gentleman is proficient in all aspects of the six arts, rituals, music, archery, and imperial books. As long as he doesn’t go out, he is an excellent young man. Unlucky. Our family built a horse farm for him to learn riding and archery, and he can ride a horse at a hundred paces at home, but he was trampled by his own horse several times when he went out." Mrs. Li said calmly. are used to it.

Cai Xiaolian was so startled that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, Sister Luo, are you sure you're not joking?

"Was it always like this all my life? Or is there a way to change my life?" Cai Xiaolian asked again.

"It's not a lifetime, let's say eighteen years! He is seventeen this year and was born in Dongyue, so there will be another year and ten months." Mrs. Li said.

"That's good, that's good! If it's like this all my life, wouldn't it be a pity for many girls?" Cai Xiaolian said happily.

"Huh? Why do you feel sorry for the girl?" Mrs. Li didn't react immediately.

"Miss Luo, Mr. Li must be handsome and handsome. You are both civil and military, and he is proficient in rituals, music, archery and imperial calligraphy. Such a good man is the object of admiration for many girls! He can't go out. For these girls, Isn't it a pity? Everyone has a love of beauty, and at my age, I like to look at good-looking girls and boys." Cai Xiaolian said seriously.

"...Hahahahaha..." Mrs. Li laughed wildly and slapped her thighs several times, "Xiao Lian, I just like you. You are right, I also like to watch handsome girls and handsome men, Pleasing to the eye, beautiful and delicious! What a hero sees the same thing! If I were a man, I would definitely snatch you from Gu Er! Take you, and your precious daughter, back to my house!"

Cai Xiaolian: ...

You can't grab my family's nine-thousand-year-old.

"Xiao Lian, let's get down to business, don't tell me jokes!" Mrs. Li stopped laughing and cast a stern look at Cai Xiaolian.

Cai Xiaolian just wanted to say, your husband is blind, he can't even see such an interesting soul and good-looking skin, so what concubine are you looking for?

"This thing is made, and I will give you 10% of the profit for each batch. If you have other ideas, it is best to make it. If you can't make it, as long as the blueprint is there, I will find someone to do it, and I will still give it to you. 10% profit, do you think it would be good?" Mrs. Li resumed her business talk and said solemnly.