My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

"It's delicious?" Gu Xin ran to wash up, Cai Xiaolian looked at Gu Shouxin suspiciously.

"It's delicious." Gu Shouxin smiled, "I can eat three more bowls."

"But the daughters don't think it tastes good! Niannian doesn't want to eat it at first sight, and Xinxin doesn't want to eat even one bite." Cai Xiaolian's confidence given by Gu Shouxin's attitude just now was blown away by the two girls.

"They are small, and they don't understand good taste." Gu Shouxin put down his chopsticks, looked at Cai Xiaolian, and said seriously, "Xiaolian, this is my second life. I lived for more than fifty years in my previous life, and only one person cooked for me. Had a bowl of delicious noodles. She kneaded the noodles with her own hands and cooked them for me! It was also at night like this, and I didn’t know that I would go home suddenly.”

"Who is it?" Cai Xiaolian asked.

"My mother." Gu Shouxin had memories in his eyes, "like you, my mother lived a prosperous life since she was a child, and she didn't know how to do housework or anything. All the males in the family were convicted, and the female is strong as a mother. My mother, a delicate young lady, took me away. We settled down in the countryside. My mother raised me until I was ten years old, and I fell ill due to exhaustion. .I went out to work when I was ten years old, and I didn’t know when I would come home every night. My mother would light the oil lamp every night. They will get up and make me a bowl of noodles, not white noodles, but thick noodles."

"Later, our mother and son were found by traitors and wanted to kill them all. In order to protect me, my mother stunned me with medicine, asked someone to send me away, and carried a dummy she sewed into the mountains. Biting. The adulterer went to search and found our mother and child's things, as well as my mother's leg, and thought we were all eaten."

"At that time, I hated it so much. I swore that I would ruin the future of the traitor's family! So I entered the palace and became a eunuch. I flattered, I came up with bad ideas, and I was careful in every step. I taught the offspring of the traitor's family first. Then control them, control their country."

"When I was dying, what I thought about was the noodles my mother made for me at night when I was living in a mountain village with my mother in those years. I thought that no one would light a lamp for me and wait for me. I thought , There will never be someone who will serve me a bowl of hand-rolled noodles at night."

"But, now I have it. Xiaolian, thank you, it's really delicious. This is the best food I've ever eaten since I arrived in Dazhou, and it's even better than Xinxin's jade bead water!"

Gu Shouxin's eyes gradually cleared up, and he looked at Cai Xiaolian with affection.

Cai Xiaolian couldn't stop crying, she didn't expect her family's nine thousand years old experience to be like this.

She couldn't help holding Gu Shouxin's hand: "Her father, from now on, I will leave a light for you at night. When you want to eat, tell me, and I will get up and make it for you!"

Gu Shouxin held Cai Xiaolian back and said, "Okay!"

The oil lamp in the kitchen was shaken left and right by the breeze, and a pair of figures on the wall clenched their hands. Under the yellowish light, this scene was very warm.

...

Early the next morning, Gu Nian and Gu Xin found that their parents were different, but they couldn't tell exactly what was different.

Seeing Cai Xiaolian go to the latrine, Gu Nian chased after her: "Mother, I was good last night, I didn't disturb the world of the two of you! When will you add a younger brother to Xinxin and me?"

"Fuck you!" Cai Xiaolian patted Gu Nian, "Girl, don't be like your uncle, what kind of brother are you? Don't be ashamed!"

Gu Nian: "Uncle wants the fifth brother, and his fourth brother is twenty. I want the third brother, and my second sister is only eleven!"

Cai Xiaolian: "Get out! Get out! Get out! Damn girl, even your mother is joking!"