My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

In the main room of the old house, the four sisters came to meet people together.

Gu Nian was surprised to find that the little cousin who had only recognized grandpa these two days and showed a slightly good face to grandma, who was suspected of being transmigrated or reborn, was now obediently sitting in the embrace of the emperor.

Oh, really will!

Gu Nian was even more surprised to find that the little thing looked at her just now seemed to be provocative, and the eyes were very familiar.

But looking carefully, the little thing is playing with the emperor's clothes again, as if he didn't look at her.

"Uncle Ye, you are tired after coming from Fucheng! Let me hug my brother! You have a good rest!" Gu Nian stepped forward, intending to carry this little thing outside to study it carefully.

Unexpectedly, before the emperor could speak, the little thing hugged the emperor's arm tightly.

The emperor laughed heartily: "Hahahaha, look, mother, the children in the family don't kiss me, but this kid does! Look at his pitiful little eyes, ouch, I really want to hug him back!"

Uncle Gu waved his hand: "Brother Ye, you can take it back! I really don't want this baby anymore! I think I have been subjected to his magic voice for a few months since he was born. As a result, I am only half a year old now. Learned to beat Lao Tzu! I am so mad! Take it with you when you leave!"

Gu Ren looked at Uncle Gu with disgust.

Uncle Gu: "!"

Could it be that the brat was transformed from a monster, so he can understand words at such a young age?

But when I looked closely, it was still the little boy's silly expression, did you not dislike him?

The emperor picked up Gu Ren with both hands and raised it high: "Boy, will you go back with me? Although my family does not lack sons and daughters, it lacks a son who clings to me like you!"

Gu Ren shook his head and kicked his calves, drooling, and said baby language: "Yi Yi Ya Ya!"

The emperor was pleased by his appearance, put him in his arms, and wiped his saliva with a handkerchief: "This is about to grow teeth, the saliva is dripping, tsk tsk..."

At this time, Eunuch Fu who was standing on the side suddenly screamed, as if he saw something incredible: "Oh! Master!"

I saw that Gu Ren was stunned, like a fountain, he urinated, a parabola started directly from under Gu Ren's stomach, and stopped at the hem of the emperor's clothes.

Gu's family: ...

Uncle Gu got up and carried the child over: "Oh, Brother Ye, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just forgot to put a diaper on the child."

Seeing the emperor still holding the child motionless, Uncle Gu patted Gu Ren's little butt: "Brother Ye, it's the first time a child urinates! Hahaha, let me tell you, this boy urinates well!" ! The boy peed on you, and your luck will improve. When Enzi peed on me before, I went to work on the dock and picked up money! It’s okay, it’s okay!”

Gu Ren behaved now, and let Uncle Gu carry him back to the house without making any noise. He lay on Uncle Gu's shoulder and looked at the emperor with a guilty conscience, and finally dared not look at him.

The trio who have witnessed all this: This is probably from the capital, I know the emperor!

...

That night, the emperor received news from Yan Mo that he had successfully caught the person selling Ji Le San, and he also found the lair of the person behind it.

The emperor Long Yan was very happy, pulled Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu and asked: "Boss Gu is still telling the truth! This boy's urine is really spiritual, and it can bring good luck! Hahahaha..."

Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu: "?"

Shouldn't it be said that General Yan is capable?

The emperor said again: "Hey, tell me, what should I reward that baby? Or, just take it as a godson?"

Xue Qianyu: Forget it, you, your son in the capital is not pleasing to me. If you have a godson, I'm afraid he won't live to be a year old.

Lu Zheng: Forget it, you, I have personally experienced the struggles of your sons, don't hurt Xinxin's little cousin, okay?