My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

Uncle Gu grabbed Gu Ren's little hand: "Son, tell Dad, do you want to move your hands and stretch your waist?"

Gu Ren slapped his father on the face.

"Hahahahaha..." The emperor was amused by his action, and hugged the child, "Brother Gu, it seems that I am also a god-given destiny, and the little one likes it!"

Gu Ren put his head on the emperor's shoulders, well, he saw the cheap second uncle smiling at him again, the smile was inexplicable, it made people panic!

Instead of turning his head with a guilty conscience like before, he opened his mouth and smiled, and the saliva flowed out from the corner of his mouth.

Gu Ren: "?"

It's okay to put me on Gu En!

Gu Shouxin raised his eyebrows, then wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb.

Gu Ren's small face wrinkled into a pile, and then: "Wow!"

His loud cry resounded through the valley, and the birds that were enjoying the shade in the forest were startled.

"Second, are you scaring the child? Well, I made the child cry!" Grandpa Gu slapped Gu Shouxin on the back.

The emperor turned his head and looked: "Don't cry, be patient! Let's not look at the back, look at the front!"

After finishing speaking, the emperor glanced at Gu Shouxin with disdain: "I used to be a little boy who didn't get close to me, but my second child, you are amazing, you just made Xiaowa cry!"

Gu Ren opened his eyes slightly, looked at Gu Shouxin proudly, and then continued to cry.

The emperor turned him in a different direction, and he stopped crying.

Gu Shouxin: "!"

Uncle Gu looked at Gu Shouxin in surprise, then at his son, and said with regret: "Second brother, you made Enzi see you like a mouse seeing a cat, yes, Renren is only half a year old, you It makes people see you as if they met the King of Hades."

After speaking, he patted the emperor on the shoulder: "Brother Ye, I wrongly blamed you just now. You are better than the second child, at least you won't scare the child to cry."

The emperor nodded in agreement: "Brother Gu's words are very true!"

Uncle Gu patted his arm: "I said Brother Ye, don't be like the second child, you speak so politely that you get goosebumps, I'm afraid that someone who says something about your next sentence will come out."

The emperor nodded: "Do as the Romans do, I understand."

"Hahahaha!" Uncle Gu slapped the emperor on the back twice, "This is just like my brother!"

The emperor might as well, almost didn't stop.

Grandpa Gu, Gu Shouxin, and Gu Renxin all trembled.

"By the way, brother Ye, seeing that my ninjas are so close to you, why don't we get married? Does your family have a newborn daughter?" Uncle Gu suggested that the more he looked at the emperor, the more pleasing his eyes were.

Gu Ren couldn't help but spit out a snot bubble, idiot, I'm afraid you want to be beaten to death by your father!

Grandpa Gu frowned, restrained himself from speaking.

The emperor shook his head and said, "This is impossible! Although your child's surname is Gu, the old man's surname is Ye. How can the same surname be married?"

Uncle Gu: "Your family is Ye from the capital, and my family is..."

At this time, Gu Xin suddenly cheered in front of him: "Wow! I caught it! I caught it! Grandma Jiang, you are so good! Grandma, you are so good too!"

Uncle Gu's attention was immediately attracted, and he quickly chased after him to see what great feats her mother had done.

The emperor followed with the child in his arms. His old mother was tired of staying in the palace, and she could hunt in the paddock when she was young. Since he ascended the throne, her old mother hadn't been to the paddock, so she might have caught something again.

Gu Ren wiped his nose, his eyes were very bright, and he really wanted to see what the two old aunts were up to.