My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire!

The Gu family returned to the village on the seventeenth day of the first lunar month.

That night when he returned to the village, Gu Shouxin asked Mr. Yang to sew sandbags for several children. Taking advantage of the night, he took Uncle Gu and Uncle Gu to drive to the river in the town to load sand.

Uncle Gu was very speechless: "Second brother, it's so late at night, why did you remember that the sand table is here? My dear friends don't even play with it anymore. It's hard to even endure it."

Gu Shouxin: "I made it for a few children. From now on, their training time will be lengthened, and their feet and hands will be all tied with sandbags."

Fourth Uncle Gu: "Second brother, you are a little too harsh! It's understandable that Enzi is a boy. Your nieces are pretty. Do you want them to be soaked in sweat every day?"

Uncle Gu thought deeply: "That's right, isn't it good for pretty girls to be pretty and sweet-smelling? Do you want to make the whole family smell like brats? My Huihui is already cruel enough, why don't you make her more powerful and marry her?" What should I do if I can’t go out?”

Gu Shouxin said calmly: "Evil enough? Brother, you reminded me. I asked Aunt Xiao to get the basic poison scriptures and asked them to remember what kind of poison smells like so that I can be prepared in the future! It's impossible not to get married!" She is strong, and the person she marries will not be weak either!"

"Isn't there colorless and odorless poison?" Gu Shouxin took a look at Uncle Gu and quickly changed his mind, "...Don't tell Hui Hui what I reminded you. She hates reading the most!"

Fourth Uncle Gu: Don’t give birth to a daughter, don’t give birth to a daughter. You can just play with the brat for the second brother. Oh wow, the second brother is so scary.

The three brothers took more than twenty sandbags home.

Then Gu Shouxin took Fourth Uncle Gu to the second room to get him some wooden stakes overnight.

The next day, the Gu family siblings were asked by Gu Shouxin to tie up sandbags, and were told that from now on everyone would get up at Mao o'clock to practice Qigong, ending at Chen time, a total of two hours, and at night from the beginning of You hour to the end of Xu time, a total of two hours.

Gu En can go to school and practice for an hour less in the morning, but he has to tie a sandbag to school and run by himself, rain or shine.

Gu Nian's eyes widened. Two hours in the morning, two hours in the evening, eight hours!

What are you doing at nine thousand years old?

Training all the Gu family siblings to be killers?

What’s even more frustrating is that the sandbag must be tied up every day. After a month, it will get worse. Whether practicing swordsmanship or other things, he must wear the sandbag.

If the practice is not up to standard, he is not allowed to leave the village without his permission.

Gu Nian wanted to lead her siblings to resist, but Gu Shouxin looked at him calmly: "Whenever you go out and are not plotted against, or kidnapped halfway, tell me this again!"

Gu Si weakly raised his hand: "Second uncle, I was not plotted against or kidnapped. Can I tie up two less sandbags?"

Gu Shouxin glanced at Gu Si: "What do you think?"

Gu Si trembled in fright: "No. Well, sisters working together can be as powerful as gold! I want to share the joys and sorrows with my sisters! Second uncle, I will work hard!"

Gu Shouxin gave Gu Si a smile: "Of the children in the family, you are the most obedient!"

Disobedient children: "!"

Seeing that the children had sandbags tied to their feet and hands, it was obvious that they were not used to it on the first day. Cai Xiaolian felt a little distressed. She quietly discussed with Gu Shouxin: "Dad, take your time. You are going too fast, child." We won’t be able to adapt to it all at once.”

Gu Shouxin sighed: "They can't adapt now, I can give them time. But when they grow up in the future, will the world give them time to adapt? Will the bad guys give them time to adapt?"

Cai Xiaolian knew that Gu Shouxin was right, but she just felt heartbroken.

Gu Shouxin held Cai Xiaolian's hand: "Xiaolian, we can't always be by their side to protect them, especially the four girls. We need to let them have the ability to protect themselves."

Seeing that Cai Xiaolian was still unhappy, Gu Shouxin suddenly smiled and said, "I know how to raise a child now. If we have another child, I will definitely raise him better!"

Cai Xiaolian blushed: "Fuck you!"