My Girlfriend is a Wicked Girl

"Ah Lu, big news, do you want to hear it?"

Uchida Yuma took the bento box and sat down on Kitahara Hideji's seat without hesitation, turned around and smiled at Shikishima Ritsu--the seat was adjusted again, Shikishima Ritsu went behind Kitahara Hideki, and Uchida Yuma went In the first row, three people couldn't make a pile.

They stopped eating at the cafeteria recently, because the bento brought by Kitahara Hideji is so delicious, Uchida Yuma is a bit addicted to eating, in order to facilitate the exchange with Kitahara Hideji, he also started to bring bento, and if two of the three bring bento , Ritsu Shikishima also made his own bento box.

By the way, Shimaha, who is preparing for the exam, has also started to eat bento. Anyway, my brother can make it easily. As a creature like a younger brother, he should take good care of his elder sister, which is only right and proper.

Ritsu Shikishima was looking at the note that Hideji Kitahara gave him, and said without raising his head, "I don't want to hear it." He could guess what it was without listening to him, it was nothing more than who fell in love with whom, and who broke up with whom Otherwise, a girl who just transferred here has big breasts, etc. My childhood friend only cares about these things every day.

But Uchida Xiongma looked around cheaply, and whispered: "It's super big news about Beiyuan."

Ritsu Shikishima raised his head in surprise, and couldn't help but asked after holding back, "What big news?"

Uchida Yuma couldn't help laughing out loud, but immediately lowered his head again, and said furtively as if he was about to sell ecstasy to Shikishima Ritsu: "According to reliable sources, Kitahara and the little man seem to be getting together. Now everyone is saying that the Kitahara and Fukuzawa sisters are in a love triangle."

Holding a pen, Ritsu Shikishima poked Uchida Yuma without hesitation, and said angrily, "Don't say such nonsense!"

As a childhood sweetheart, he understands Uchida Yuma's nature very well - the "reliable information" in his mouth basically means rumors and nonsense, and he can't even believe a word, whoever believes is a fool.

Besides, he doesn't believe that Hideji Kitahara will fall into any kind of love triangle, not even the CP "Northern \u0026amp; Xue" that everyone guarantees with their heads. He always feels that Hideji Kitahara treats Yuri like a brother treats a younger sister, caring and caring, caring and doting, but when it comes to the love between a man and a woman, he really can't feel it.

This pair of recognized CP is unreliable. Can the pair who pinch each other every two days be reliable? Totally impossible! If it was said that Beiyuan and Dongmei fought in public again at the school gate, then he would be able to believe it at least seventy-eight percent.

Uchida Xiongma's ribs hurt from being stabbed, but he was not angry at all, just shook his head and sighed, looked at Ritsu Shikishima with the expression of a mentally handicapped child, and after a while he said heartbrokenly: "Ari, why are you in high school? Still so simple? What will you do when you step into society in the future!"

Shikishima Ritsu immediately widened his eyes, and was about to give this cheap friend two punches, but Uchida Yuma hurriedly said: "I said that Kitahara would like the little dwarf and Yuuri-san for a reason!"

"What basis?" Shikishima Ritsu temporarily stopped, ready to fight together after listening to the nonsense.

Uchida Yuma cheered up, acted like a love expert, and said seriously: "Short and Xue Li are sisters, aren't they?"

"This is something everyone knows, what's wrong?"

"They have lived together since they were young, with the same father and the same mother, received the same family education, played together, watched TV together, received the same school education, and ate the same meals. They were born together—based on these, their outlook on the world, outlook on life, and values ​​should be very similar, right?"

"so what?"

"Don't you understand? There is a very huge possibility that sisters' mate preferences are the same. After all, the three views are the same! If one of them likes it, the other will like it of course, doesn't it? There is a Chinese saying called 'Brother-in-law has sister-in-law's half-pull ass' refers to this psychological factor!" Uchida Yuma was very serious, pointing to Ritsu Shikishima's Polaris in love, with a completely wise attitude, "So after I heard the rumors, I think It is entirely possible that it is true, after all, they are twin sisters, it is completely reasonable for them to like Beiyuan, and can any man refuse twins? Although one of them is a defective product, they are also twins!"

Uchida Xiongma shook his head again and again, and sighed: "No man can refuse the taboo temptation of twins, even a powerful guy like Beiyuan. I think he is doomed this time-no matter how abstinent he is, he can't stand it." This kind of double blow, it's over, maybe he will be enslaved by Sister Fuze for the rest of his life."

Shikishima Ritsu was speechless for a moment, holding up the book, he was about to slam Uchida Yuma on the head. He never needed to be polite to Uchida Stallion, but at this moment there was soft applause from the bystanders.

He turned his head and saw Suzuki Noki standing beside him clapping his little hands, saying hello quickly, but Suzuki Noki didn't see him, looked at Uchida Yuma with a smile and said: "Not bad, not bad, I have good eyesight, I underestimated him before." You, Uchida, have a future and are worth cultivating."

Uchida Yuma was flattered, and quickly smiled cheaply: "The coach is flattering, but I do have some research on love..."

Suzuki Noki interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and said with a smile: "No, I'm saying that your eyesight is very good, and you can see that the short winter melon is a defective product. Only this is worth admiring, and the rest of it is stinky!"

Then she glanced at the books and stationery on the desk, and said confidently: "Go away, I want to take Xiuci's seat."

Uchida Yuma only hesitated for half a second before obediently giving up his seat. He wiped Suzuki Noki's sleeves in a doggy manner, and said courteously, "Coach, please sit down! That... Coach, what do you want to do?"

What a pity, why did this damn girl come here?

Suzuki Noki took out a small bento box and put it on the table, and said with a smile, "Come and eat bento with Xiuji, where is Xiuji?"

"I went to the staff room, but don't worry, it's just that he wants to change the remittance account of the scholarship grant, and went to fill out the form with the teacher." Hideji Kitahara gave Yoko all the money before, and he didn't plan to move that account again. So I opened a new one and put money in it again, and Uchida Yuma always felt that Suzuki Noki was too big to provoke her, so he was very honest and knew everything he said.

Anyway, it's not a secret, and he felt that it didn't matter if he said it.

Suzuki Noki nodded lightly: "His family conditions don't seem to be very good...then I'll wait for him!" She got down on the ground and said casually: "Sleeping at school is not comfortable at all, it's exhausting. .”

As soon as she got down on the ground, Xueli came in through the back door with her giant three-layer bento box, yawning and feeling sleepy: "Sleeping at school is not comfortable at all, it hurts so much, I really want to go home!"

She also just got up from the desk, only physical education class and home economics class she can be as strong as ten, but the other classes are basically like a bear, limp as mud, like a dead pig.

She came over and looked at Suzuki Noki strangely, and asked, "Ah, do you want to have dinner with us at noon?"

Suzuki Noki said lazily: "Yeah, didn't we agree to have dinner together?"

Yukiri scratched her head, feeling that something was not right, but she dragged a chair and sat down, no longer caring about Suzuki Naoki, just staring at the three-layer bento box and began to lose consciousness—she was hungry and wanted to eat quickly, But I have been used to it for many years. If someone eats together, someone can order to do it. Now this person is either Fuyumi or Beiyuan, so she has to wait.

When Hideji Kitahara came back, he found that the four of them were all looking forward to it, and he frowned at Suzuki Noki—they were all like that, this guy still coming? Turn your face, right? To change the little radish head, one person has already been beaten to the point of lying on the ground, unable to move, right?

Suzuki Noki looked back at him with a smile, stretched out his hand and waved lightly in front of his chest, and said in greeting: "Student pervert, I'm here, can I eat?"

She's not stupid, Kitahara Hideji scolded her because she wanted her to stay away, so why should he let his "conspiracy" succeed after being scolded?

If you don't let me come, I will come instead. If you have the ability, hit me!

Kitahara Hideji sighed secretly, this thick-skinned spirit can't be scolded, it's really a ghost-he can't really beat a girl, can he? Attacking the shortcoming of two sentences is already the limit, and it must not be hit.

He didn't move for a while, sat down and said, "Eat!"

"I'm starting!" The other four thanked the food and the people who made the food together, and then they all opened the bento boxes, and Uchida Yuma was just about to change dishes with Kitahara Hideji as usual - Kitahara Hideji ate for It’s enough to fill the stomach with enough calories and balanced nutrition. He doesn’t care if it’s delicious or not. He belongs to the kind of freak who needs to eat boiled chicken breast all year round.

And all along, Kitahara Hideji has been very generous to his friends. He doesn't care how much his food is picked up by others, and he will take the initiative to give it to Ritsu Shikishima to taste - Ritsu Shikishima also wants to eat, but he is always embarrassed , Thin-skinned, can be regarded as a relatively passive character.

As for the Yuli, although the food is the same as Kitahara Hideji, Uchida Yuma dare not move, Yuki has a strong ability to protect food, she doesn't eat other people's food, and others don't want to eat her easily, Uchida Yuma is afraid When she stretched out her chopsticks and missed the dish, she was broken into a bone.

But today, Uchida Yuma hasn't stretched out his evil chopsticks yet. Seeing that Suzuki Noki has unceremoniously stuck out the fried shrimp balls in Kitahara Hideji's lunch box with his chopsticks, and Kitahara Hideji looked at her bento box, and again Look at all of them - he made all of them with Chuncai last night, isn't it exactly the same, there is only a difference in quantity.

He reminded: "You have it yourself."

Suzuki Noki smiled and bit the white and tender shrimp, and said vaguely: "I like to eat shrimp, and a girl like me who has no breasts and no butt needs to eat more animal protein, so I should eat it!"

Kitahara Hideji held the chopsticks and didn't say anything else. This guy was not big-hearted, and he hated her even if he said a word to her.

And Suzuki Noki glanced at Uchida Yuma, saying that Hideji Kitahara's bento box is entering her sphere of influence. Anyone who dares to mess with the club activities in the afternoon will add extra materials. First, they will circle the baseball field for 300 laps, and then squint their eyes. Happiness said: "I feel so comfortable, this shrimp is so delicious! Xiuci, can I also have shrimp for dinner?"

Want to drive me away? It's a good idea, I'll just stay at Fuzawa's house, let's see what you can do!

Three changes of 10,000 characters, you should be able to receive red envelopes, everyone, come on!