My Girlfriend is a Wicked Girl

Fortunately, the worst didn't happen. When Hideji Kitahara found Uchida Stallion on a gentle slope under the river bank, the bitch was still warm - he was immersed in a kind of faint sadness looking at the sky at a forty-five degree angle However, if a gentle and pleasant girl poses in such a posture, it is indeed very pitiful, but this guy's appearance looks a little funny.

But it's good that nothing happened, Kitahara Hideji secretly breathed a sigh of relief, sent an email to Shikishima Ritsu to tell people that he had found it, then walked slowly with Yukiri, and greeted softly: "Uchida, Are you okay?"

It was only then that Uchida Xiongma noticed that he was coming, turned his head to look at him, and forced a smile: "Beiyuan is you, why are you here?"

Then he noticed Yuki behind Hideji Kitahara, but Yuri didn't care what he meant, and ran to the river with a cheer, squatting by the river and looking around, full of interest.

Kitahara Hideji sat next to Uchida Yuma, and said with a smile, "Ari couldn't find you, and I was so anxious that something might happen to you, and then we found Sakamoto-san..."

Uchida Yuma was stunned, took out his phone and turned it on, and immediately saw dozens of unread emails, all of which were sent by Ritsu Shikishima alone, and the sockets of his eyes turned red immediately—his eyes were a little swollen, but seeing It looks very fragile.

He didn't even read those emails, he put his phone back up, forced a smile at Hideji Kitahara, and said, "Ah Lue just likes to think about it, my uncle Xiongma has experienced many battles, and has fought in and out of the Shura field countless times." Now, how could such a trivial matter be overwhelmed... Do you know the matter?"

He originally wanted to hide, but he didn't expect Ritsu Shikishima and Hideji Kitahara to know about the matter.

Kitahara Hideji didn't believe a word, but he still followed his words and said with a smile: "Yes... I understand a little bit, but I think you are definitely fine. You are the 'love expert' among the three of us, a little Setbacks can't get you down."

Hearing Kitahara Hideji's words, Uchida Yuma was stunned for a moment, then suddenly collapsed after a while, and shouted loudly, "Beihara, I'm sorry, I lied to you, I've grown so big... I've grown so big, In fact, I've never even held a girl's hand, I really want to have a girlfriend, I really want to... I'm not a love expert at all, I've always been bragging!"

Kitahara Hideji patted his back lightly, sighed, and said, "I know, I know, I don't mind, you don't have to take it to heart..."

He's not stupid, that bitch Uchida Yuma is a playboy on the surface, but in fact, everyone can see that he is a pure boy - put love letters in the girl's shoe closet, beat him if he has dates or not Pole is probably his greatest courage, this guy usually doesn't even dare to talk to girls in class.

He spends his days talking, and he is good at telling pornographic jokes, but when he really meets a girl, he can't even fart.

Uchida Yuma seemed to be unable to bear it anymore. His eyes would have been wet if he was left alone, and he secretly sighed at the injustice of the world, but when his friend came to comfort him, he wanted to cry instead. He couldn't help sobbing and said: "Beiyuan, I failed, I was dumped... I really like Junko sauce, it's the first time in my life that I like someone so much, I tried my best to treat her well, but still Failed, I thought I would succeed..."

Kitahara Hideji still patted him on the back, and comforted him repeatedly: "I understand, I understand, you tried your best, it's not your fault..."

Not counting the bullshit that Uchida Yuma used to boast, Junko Sakamoto should be his first love, right? At least this should be regarded as his first serious love affair, the first time he really mustered up the courage to want to have a girlfriend - although he didn't succeed, it should be considered his first love.

From a psychological point of view, first love is the process in which a man first feels possessive towards the opposite sex and recognizes a woman for the first time. All future emotions will be based on first love, so first love can basically be judged as the blueprint for future love - Uchida Yuma will fall in love in the future, and if he goes to date, the partner will inevitably have Sakamoto Junko shadow.

There are almost no exceptions to this situation for men.

From a practical point of view, the emotion of first love is often so pure that it does not contain any impurities, and it is just pure emotional factors at work, which makes it easier for men to think of their first love when their emotions are not going well in the future. It is pure and beautiful to the extreme, without any realistic factors, without any worries, just because I like it.

First love, first kiss, and first night will always exist in a man's first perception, constantly beautifying and even sanctifying, and will not have any special feelings for second love, second kiss, and second night.

Men actually care more about the above three things than women, but men generally don’t talk about it. Maybe they only pour a glass of wine and smoke a cigarette on a certain full moon night, and then think about it in a daze. .

First love is extremely important to a man, and because it is important, it is unforgettable. Once you can’t get what you want, your heart will be extremely painful. Don’t be weak-minded-Uchida Yuma himself is not a strong person-the cerebral cortex will naturally Will make tears flow.

The heartache was so painful that the heart contracted, and the brain couldn't stand it anymore, so I could only use tears to relieve the pressure caused by the pain.

Hideji Kitahara lived to be more than 20 years old in his previous life. It is impossible to say that he never liked girls. Who didn't have a ignorant teenager? He really understood the pain of not getting what he wanted, and he couldn't help but feel sincere sympathy when he saw Uchida Yuma crying.

When the rabbit dies, the fox is sad, and things hurt its kind...

But Hideji Kitahara couldn't help this kind of pain, and knew that Uchida Yuma might want to be alone, but he didn't dare to leave him here alone, so he could only repeat nonsense and slapped his back. back with him.

Ritsu Shikishima arrived soon, and when Uchida Yuma saw him, he hugged him and escalated his crying, preemptively, changing from sobbing to wailing: "Ru, I was dumped! "

Shikishima Ritsu beat him twice, but he hugged him after only two beats, and cursed sadly: "Why are you so stupid, I warned you several times, you Why do you still sneak to find her to confess?"

"I can't control myself, I really like her..." Uchida Yuma wiped away his tears and said sadly, "Isn't it my birthday tomorrow? I want to bring a girlfriend to surprise you guys."

Shikishima Ritsu scolded: "I think you want to show off!"

Uchida Yuma shook his head and said: "How is that possible...well, maybe I have a little bit of that kind of thinking, but I think I am dating Junko-chan, so I can justifiably ask her to bring those three good friends with me. Come on, I'll let you and Bei Yuan have a good time too—Junko Jiang's three good friends are pretty good-looking."

Kitahara Hideji and Shikishima Ritsu are speechless together, do you still have to praise your loyalty when it comes to feelings? We didn't want to be exposed to that kind of light! None of us have the idea of ​​finding a girlfriend now... Is this considered to be from oneself to others?

Uchida Xiongma looked at their faces, and said again in pain: "But it's too late to say anything now, I've already been dumped, and I can't get you guys to do it."

Shikishima Ritsu looked at this cheap friend who grew up with him since he was a child, and seeing his painful expression, he really wanted to scold but couldn't, and finally said helplessly: "Stalion, accept this lesson, next time you wipe your eyes Be brighter... As I said before, you always go to her, but she never takes the initiative to find you. This is a problem in itself-feelings can't be obtained by begging, it requires both parties to pay. "

"But I just like her, and I don't know why, I just like her very much..." Uchida Yuma clutched his chest, feeling as if his heart had been broken.

Kitahara Hideji sighed beside him: "Ah Lu, don't talk about him, I'm to blame for this, I shouldn't have made fun of Uchida back then."

Uchida Yuma immediately shook his head and said, "This has nothing to do with you, Beiyuan, I fell in love with her myself. Although I feel very sad now, I don't regret meeting Junko-chan."

Shikishima Ritsu heard Uchida say that he didn't regret it, and he was a little angry again, but he suppressed it, just nodded and said: "Kun Kitahara, you don't have to blame yourself, you have already apologized for this matter, I also blamed that Sakamoto The classmate was blacklisted, and Xiong Ma himself insisted on getting on it—he was asking for trouble for all this!"

He was still very angry, he felt that Uchida Yuma was being played by someone, which made him more angry than being played by someone himself-although he knew it was unreasonable, but he really wanted to go up and slap that Junko Sakamoto.

Hideji Kitahara shook his head and didn't say anything else - people don't have front and rear eyes, if you know today, when he was harassed by Sakamoto Junko before, he would rather choose not to take the tram to walk to and from school and avoid it, or simply swallow his anger and let it go.

The kind of girls who look at their faces are basically silly, white and sweet. One is more pitiful than the other. It belongs to the kind where you treat her better than a handsome guy with a smile. It is equivalent to a womanizer among boys. IQ is not as good as that of Xueli, EQ is also allocated to Xueli shoes, and ambition is not to mention. Nine times out of ten, she is vain and unstable, and she is completely unlucky for anyone.

At the beginning, his friendship with Uchida Yuma was just mediocre, and he thought he was a quarrelsome person, so he just used him to block the bullet hole. Looking at it now, this behavior is not too much to call a jerk.

It is true that Uchida Xiongma is a bitch, but he has never been sorry for him, but now he is a bit sorry for this bitch.

Clearly knowing that she is not a good guy—it’s only useful to be pretty, and only girls with a good heart and character can be useful if they are beautiful, and at most they can only be regarded as extra points in the exam—and they still need to introduce them to friends, This is really asshole behavior.

He was silent for a while, and was just about to propose to leave here, and change to another place to help that bitch Uchida relax, when Xueli by the river suddenly yelled "Aha", and then caught him out of the water empty-handed. A large fish with white and brown scales over a foot long.

The fish was in a daze, without knowing why it was caught suddenly, flicking its tail and struggling desperately, creating a colorful halo in the sun, and this kind of big fish is very vigorous, but Xue Li pinched it tightly, making its resistance look weak, not to mention going back into the water, even trying to get out of the clutches of the big demon king Xueli.

Xueli joyfully ran towards Beiyuan Xiuci, showed the fish to Beiyuan Xiuci, and said joyfully, "Xiuci, can you roast it for me? This fish looks so fat, it will definitely leave a good taste in your mouth and teeth."

The fish was not being honest, "papa" flicked the water beads, Kitahara Hideji couldn't help but block it with his hand. Xueli took a look at the fish, grabbed its tail and swung it towards his other hand. After a crisp sound, the fish stopped moving, completely honest--extremely cruel, it would be level ten if he didn't die Concussion.

The trio of Beiyuan saw their jaws drop. Look at the snow, then at that fish, and then at that river—is there such a big fish in that river? How did you catch it empty-handed?

Are you a savage? Why does a sixteen-year-old girl who grew up in your city have such skills?

Seeing that Kitahara Hideji didn't answer, Xueli brought the fish to her eyes in confusion, and then asked strangely, "Ali, Hideji, why don't you talk? This fish looks very cute, shouldn't it be poisonous? No. Do you want to eat, Xiuji?"

She was a little embarrassed, she was delicious but didn't know the species of fish, so if the fish was poisonous, it would have been a waste of squatting for a long time.

Hideji Kitahara stared at the fish carefully for a while, and found that the label was [Fresh Climbing Perch], recalled it, and remembered that this is a soda fish—not the kind of soda you drink, but the one that lives in waters rich in bubbles fish.

At the estuary of the river, because the direction of the water flow is opposite to the direction of the waves, a large number of bubbles will be aroused. The central area looks like soda, and the water quality is also brackish water. Various white foams are produced by the chemical reaction, which is usually called "soda area". , only a few fish can adapt to that kind of water, and this climbing perch seems to be one of them, and it can be active in both salt and fresh water for a short time.

This guy probably went up the river from the beach, wanting to improve his food, but unfortunately Xueli improved his food——Xueli is not like ordinary girls, other girls like small animals, she likes to eat small animals, what to eat What, when you see Baijiro, you have to estimate how many catties of meat you have. He should belong to the kind of person that animal protection organizations hate the most.

If you come from the estuary, you don't have to worry about pollution. Kitahara Hideji looked at the dead fish and said with a helpless smile, "It should be edible. I'll roast it for you when I get home."

You can bring home the ingredients for dinner after walking around here, which is quite a skill - it is not easy for climbing perch to grow so big, it is quite rare, and ordinary fishermen should not be able to handle it. Call it bad luck.

Yuki held Kitahara Hideji's hand and said, "Xiuji, you are so kind!"

He agreed to everything I begged him, what a show of loyalty!

Uchida Yuma looked at Yukiri, then at Kitahara Hideji, his eyes were filled with resentment—do you have any humanity? I was just dumped, is it really okay for you to show your affection in front of me like this?

My uncle Stallion just lost his love!

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