My Girlfriend is a Wicked Girl

As soon as Hideji Kitahara returned the clothes, daily necessities and books he had brought to Kansai, he heard a faint siren.

He was a little surprised, so he hurried over and opened the attic door to look down, and found that the smoke alarm in the corridor on the second floor was flashing blue light and beeping.

Is this a misfire?

His heart tightened, and he quickly jumped down from the attic. At this time, the door of Haruna's room opened, and she also heard the sound of the smoke alarm. The fire alarm will beep when the battery is about to run out, but of course you have to check everything in your home before you can rest assured.

Kitahara Hideji was about to ask her to look around together, but his pupils shrank suddenly. Why are you wearing a maid outfit? Is this playing cosplay in your room? I really didn't notice that you still have this kind of hobby before. Could it be that you are a legendary house girl?

I didn't expect you to be such a spring vegetable!

Haruna looked at him calmly for a while, and then looked down at the maid outfit on her body. She was silent for a while without explaining, but said, "Onisan, please go to the first floor, I'll call Xia Zhi and the others first." stand up."

It doesn't seem like a big deal at the moment, but it's obviously not time to go to bed. Just in case, we must gather the little ones together first.

"Okay!" Hideji Kitahara didn't ask too much. Playing cosplay is a personal hobby. What family members like to do in their own room is absolutely personal and private. Parents can't control it, let alone him, but He had just half turned around when the door of Xiazhi Xiasha's room was suddenly kicked open, and the two little things rushed out dragging Akitaro with disheveled hair, and shouted: "It's on fire, run!"

The two fell asleep, and when they heard the sound of the fire alarm, they got up and ran, and they ran fast. As soon as Haruna turned around, they were pushed out by the two of them, and Xia Zhi Xia Sha dragged Akitaro and fell. People turned on their backs—the rooms of Chuncai and Xiazhi Xiasha were next to each other, and they bumped into each other when they opened the door.

Kitahara Hideji was taken aback, and quickly stepped forward to help Haruna up, and then shouted to Xiazhi Xiasha: "Don't panic, there will be no danger."

This is the second floor, even if it really catches fire, there will be no danger, just jump out and it will be over.

Leaning in his arms, Chuncai gave him a gentle push, and said calmly, "I'll take care of them. Onisan will go to the kitchen first, where the accident is most likely."

"Okay!" Hideji Kitahara helped Haruna up and turned around to leave, but after hesitating for a while, he turned around and helped her straighten the lace bow at the neckline, and said with a smile, "Next time you wear a double-button bow, it's symmetrical like this." It looks better...the clothes are beautiful and you have a good eye."

He has always felt that Haruna has a good personality, but she is a bit too cold, she moves silently and likes to observe (TOU) observe (KUI) others, sometimes she really looks like a little ghost girl - put her in white pajamas and put it on the TV, it will be the middle school version Sadako, it’s great to have a hobby right now, even if it’s cosplay, maybe I can find some like-minded friends because of this!

Besides, the dress is really nice.

Hideji Kitahara was thinking wildly, so he went downstairs quickly, smelled the smell and entered the lobby again, and found that there was thick smoke billowing in the semi-open kitchen, and Fuyumi was spraying fiercely on the stove with a fire extinguisher.

What a fire! Fortunately, everyone in the family is here, otherwise it would be a big loss if the house burned down!

Hideji Kitahara hurried over to help, but the fire was not that big at all, and it was completely suppressed almost instantly, but the smoke was very thick, and Fuyumi's face was black and white, with one hand covering her forehead, her eyes were swollen and swollen. Taozi has a fight, and her body is still covered with dry powder, which is extremely embarrassing. Hideji Kitahara scanned around to make sure there were no open flames, and asked Fuyumi, "What's wrong? Are you injured?"

Dongmei pursed her lips tightly, with two dimples exposed on her cheeks, and said nothing. At this moment, Chuncai also arrived, and hurried over to support Dongmei: "Sister, are you okay?"

Fuyumi opened her mouth depressedly, but coughed suddenly. Hideji Kitahara suspected that she had choked on the smoke, and quickly ordered: "Take her to drink some water first, and wash her face to check if she is injured."

Haruna hurriedly greeted her, and Natsuori Natsusa, who was guarding Akitaro in the corridor to observe the situation, also ran over. The three of them ignored Fuyumi, coughed and waved their hands to refuse, set her up and left—it was only a year, these four guys It seemed to be about the same height, and Fuyumi's pet raccoon came out of nowhere and followed closely behind.

They left, Kitahara Hideji heard a knock on the door at this time, hurriedly went to open the door and found that it was the uniformed police from the nearby Jiaoban and the people from the self-government committee of the commercial street - they didn't come together, the community police were patrolling on foot I happened to meet at that time, and the people from the self-government committee discovered that the pure flavor house had an automatic fire alarm to verify.

Hideji Kitahara quickly thanked him, saying that it was just a small accident in the kitchen that touched the smoke sensor in the residential part, and I am really sorry for causing everyone to run away. The people who came didn't go into details, they just reminded them to pay attention to the safety of daily use of fire, and then they all left, and Hideji Kitahara returned to the kitchen to check the situation carefully.

He turned around and found that someone wanted to roast beef and set it on fire, but it didn't matter much except that the grill was blackened, and then he checked that the kitchen was not affected In the place, I found that the seasoning bottle was tilted here and there, the ingredients were cut in a mess on the cutting board, the faucet was not tightened, and the water line was still dripping, and the ground was white. The place where the mess is over.

He frowned and found that there were still two pots on the stove. He couldn't help but lifted the lid to see what it was, but when he lifted the lid, a gust of hot air gushed out, almost making him, who had been killed for a long time, almost The strong are all fumed.

He couldn't help taking a big step back, what the hell is this? Super murderous dark cuisine?

He pulled a towel and wrapped it around his mouth and nose with one hand, then took a large long-handled spoon and stirred it from a distance, and found that the smell became stronger. It doesn't mean smelly, it should be the smell of fishy smell, mutton, plant rot and other smells that have been carefully seasoned to form an olfactory double killing effect.

Simply put, it feels like a stew of three-year-old salted fish, weasels and skunks!

He pawed twice, but couldn't see what it was at all, and couldn't help being a little distracted—Little Luobotou would not have embarked on a criminal path, and killed a person while he was going to Kansai to participate in the Jiashien competition. In order to destroy the body and traces, she has been secretly processing it, but she came back too early and she didn't finish processing it. Is this the last remaining part?

It’s no wonder he thought so, it’s really that this dish is really not something that can be found in the world, it’s very reminiscent of some horror movies, such as human meat pork buns, human head offal soup, and the heat treatment scene where DNA evidence is destroyed after a crime.

But he was distracted for a moment and then withdrew the distracting thoughts in his mind. Murder is obviously impossible. Fuyumi is a hard-spoken and soft-hearted carrot head. He regards the family's reputation as his life, so it is impossible to do illegal things, but he feels a little short of breath. , hurriedly put the lid on again, looked at the long-handled spoon in his hand, and threw it into the trash can without hesitation—it’s over, I can’t take this pot, spoon, etc., and I can’t allow myself Use these cookware.

He didn't clean up the kitchen either. Although he looked very troubled, he didn't know how Little Luootou was doing now, so he had better go and see how she was doing first. He rushed to the common room, and found that Dongmei had washed her face, and was sitting there kneeling and curled up into a small ball, shedding tears.

He hurriedly asked with concern: "Is there any injury? Does it matter?"

Fuyumi completely lost her usual spirit, sitting there with her head down and kneeling without saying a word, just like waiting to be beheaded, she just wiped her tears with the back of her hand occasionally—the cooking was not done, and the kitchen was burned down, shameless Seeing someone, I really want to die.

Kitahara Hideji asked her a few times and she didn't answer. Haruna leaned into his ear and explained, "Onisan, big sister wants to cook soup for you, maybe she's not used to the kitchen utensils at home. I didn’t control the fire well, so I set the kitchen on fire…”

Kitahara Hideji was stunned for a moment, and his heart softened, and he quickly said to Dongmei softly: "It doesn't matter about the kitchen, as long as you tidy it up, you don't need to blame yourself."

Fuyumi still bowed her head and didn't speak. Hideji Kitahara tried to persuade her a few times, but she didn't say a word. She didn't understand, and looked at Haruna again. Chuncai could only explain to him again: "The eldest sister is not familiar with the seasoning at home, she seems to have drunk a little mountain root essential oil."

"How much is... how much?" Hideji Kitahara was in a daze this time. That stuff is only used in certain special dishes. It's super spicy, and usually only one drop is enough for a pot of soup—why is that? Don't talk about that stuff, who would drink normal vegetable oil?

Chuncai didn't know what her eldest sister was thinking at the time, and her voice was even softer than a mosquito ant: "It seems that she drank a small dish."

Kitahara Hideji understood, no wonder he didn't want to talk, it was so hot that he couldn't speak, his throat must hurt when he spoke. He looked at Dongmei, who was sitting there with her head bowed, with a really helpless expression—is this little carrot-headed girlfriend who has become a dumb girlfriend?

He quickly took Fuyumi's hand, and checked with the skill [Look, Smell, Ask and Cut], and found that the throat and stomach were strongly stimulated, and there was no serious problem, but he was still a little worried, so he softly asked Fuyumi to open his mouth for him to see, but Dongmei lowered her head and refused to pick it up. He coaxed for a long time, and Fuyumi reluctantly raised her head, but Kitahara Hideji was surprised to find that a small piece of Wu Hai's tidy left sea was curled up, probably because of the flames.

You shouldn't be laughing, it's very immoral to laugh now, but Hideji Kitahara looked at Fuyumi's forehead curled into silk curls, her crescent eyes were swollen, her thin eyebrows were drawn, her little nose was red, and her little nose was red. The mouth is pouted high, coupled with that small face as big as a palm, like a wronged little milk dog, I really can't help it.

Dongmei saw that the corners of his lips curled up and down, and she obviously wanted to laugh. She reached out and grabbed his collar. She opened her mouth and cursed because her throat was too painful, but tears burst out of her eyes again—girlfriend thought Cooking for you is sincere, and now that you have suffered such a big loss, you can still laugh! Are you still human? !

"I'm not laughing!" Kitahara Hideji knew her very well, knew what she wanted to do, and quickly held her head down, not letting her stand up or pounce on her.

Haruna also quickly hugged Dongmei: "Sister, don't do this."

Fuyumi really became angry from embarrassment. She felt super ashamed at first, but now Hideji Kitahara wanted to laugh. She absolutely couldn't bear it. Lah, Xueli came in happily wiping her hair, laughed and said, "It's so comfortable after taking a bath!"

Kitahara Hideji pressed Fuyumi and turned to look at her, feeling quite speechless—I forgot about these two things, but did you still insist on taking a bath when the house was on fire?

Yuri came in and looked inside the room, and found that Kitahara Hideji was holding Fuyumi, and Fuyumi was holding Kitahara Hideji's collar, she couldn't help but wondered: "Ah? Did something happen?"

Xiazhi and Xiasha hid aside and were gloating. Hearing the sound, they laughed together: "Second Sister, Eldest Sister cooked the soup herself!"

I have long said that my eldest sister is not a marriage material, and everyone does not believe it. Now, let’s see if we both have the foresight, we are too smart--it’s amazing, the cooking soup burned the kitchen, and the stain of a lifetime, at least sixty can laugh at her Year!

"Have you cooked the soup?" Xueli rubbed her stomach, her spirits lifted, she needed to replenish water after taking a bath, and a bowl of hot soup was just right! She turned around and ran quickly to the kitchen, "I'll help everyone serve the soup!"

"Don't go, Xueli!" Kitahara Hideji yelled quickly, it was definitely Huangquan soup, drinking a sip would not enter reincarnation, and would never be reborn, but Xueli had already run away, and after a while, a shout came from outside: " Ah?! What kind of soup is this? Sister, are you stewing a pot of shit?"

"Hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing!" Xiazhi Xiasha collapsed from laughing, Fuyumi trembled, opened Kitahara Hideji's hand, got up and rushed out of the activity room——I won't Cooking, but you can't insult me ​​like that!

I drink the soup I cook myself!