My Goddess is a Cat

Chapter 25: Stupid cat and stupid dog

   After educating Tang An on the principles of being a man and a dog, Nan Mao stood up, reached out and touched his belly, and said to Tang An, "I'm hungry."

   "Yes, it's time for lunch." Tang An looked at the sunlight outside the window and nodded, "I'm going to cook, shall you eat here?"

  As the host, he wants to keep guests for dinner. This is the basic etiquette. Although Tang An’s small crisis has been resolved, he did not cross the river to demolish the bridge, and he did not even invite Nanmao to eat.

What's more, to be fair, Tang An still likes Nanmao. Although she still can't figure out Nanmao's character and temper, because she is very different from the aliens who kill and destroy them when they come to Earth. This kind of contrast caused Tang An to feel that the threat of Nan Mao was not great.

The most important thing is that Nanmao is beautiful. People will like to see beautiful cats, cats and dogs. What's more, she is still a beautiful little girl, the kind that is enough for boys to recognize her as a girl. The appearance and posture of those alluring feelings on the body.

   Nan Mao thought for a while and nodded.

Tang An looked at her and found that she hadn’t asked for lunch, so she was ready to go to the kitchen. After thinking about it, Nanmao should be the kind of customer who is better to greet. After all, she is so happy drinking a bottle of milk. If you want to show off your cooking skills, don't you immediately conquer her cat's stomach?

   Food and beauty are the two killers that conquer the world. They can be applied everywhere. Tang An is convinced of this.

   Tang An saw her tiny feet. Even at the edges of the feet, there was no dust at all. It was crystal clear and clean. It was amazing. She obviously didn't wear shoes or socks. How did this happen?

   These little feet are so beautiful and cute. They are just as drooling as pork knuckles in sauce. As a chef, this analogy is of course commendable.

   "Let's watch the TV first." Tang An turned on the TV and left.

   Tang An came to the kitchen and did not go shopping today, but there are still some ingredients in the refrigerator. Of course the most commonly prepared is eggs. Tang An decided to make a steamed egg for Nan Mao to eat.

   This is a dish that suits cats' biological hobbies... There is half a fish. Isn’t the fish just the cat’s love?

   Tang An doesn't plan to cook many dishes. The key to receiving guests is to make the dishes exquisite and delicious, not how many dishes are made.

Soak the Jiang Yaozhu in hot water, rub it, wash it, and chop it into filaments, set aside for later use. Tang An beat four eggs and stir, put the Jiang Yaozhu in, and put some cold water and salt into it. Put it in a steamer and fire, cut some minced meat, stir-fry in oil, drizzle with soy sauce, and wait for the steamed egg to come out of the basket after it is fried, then pour the minced meat on top, and the delicious steamed egg is ready.

   As for the fish, because I bought it yesterday afternoon, although it was still very fresh, Tang An generally didn’t use fish that were not freshly killed to make soup, so Tang An fried half of the fish and ate it.

   are all simple dishes. The deliciousness to be made depends on the grasp of the seasoning. Tang An brought two dishes to the living room and put them on the dining table.

   Nanmao is watching TV. She is staring at the TV while sucking her nose. Her head is tilted to the left and right, but her eyes do not leave the TV. It seems that the smell of food and TV are very attractive to her, and it is difficult to choose.

   "My lord, come over for dinner." Tang An clapped his hands and said.

   Nan Mao nodded, Tang An looked at her, and saw that a pair of shoes fell out of her skirt as soon as she stretched out her feet.

The shoes are flat-bottomed. I don’t know what material they are. They look a bit like jade, but they are extremely soft. The Southern Cat’s feet stretched in, and the upper moved like a living thing, and then it wrapped the Southern Cat. His feet are very magical.

   Putting on the shoes, Nan Mao came over, sat at the dining table, reached out and took the chopsticks and bowl that Tang An handed over.

   looked at the chopsticks and the bowl, Nan Mao nodded again, and then began to eat.

Tang An is still looking at Nanmao. She actually knows how to use chopsticks, and she is very skilled, but the part where she holds the chopsticks is a little low, and when she picks up the food in her mouth, the chopsticks shake like eating. Looks quickly.

   noticed that Tang An was looking at himself, the Southern Cat slowed down the speed of eating dishes, slowly caught a piece of fish, opened his mouth slightly, revealing his white teeth, took a light bite, and started to chew slowly.

"Is the food delicious?" Tang An felt a little strange, like watching a porcelain doll suddenly open to eat. The Nanmao's appearance of eating quickly is very cute, but now it is also very elegant to eat slowly. Good-looking is good, no matter what, it will make people feel comfortable to look at.

   "It's delicious... it's delicious... This king has given you the title of General Golden Chef..." Nan Mao stared at the TV and said.

  What is General Kim Cook? Tang An actually has the title of General in the Beast Spirit Empire. It’s not worth any money. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have been given so easily. However, it seems that General Jin Chu and General Jin Ya are not of the same grade. When he was named General Golden Tooth, he not only had to talk, but also gave him a big golden tooth.

   "You eat most of the dishes."

   Looking at the two empty bowls, Nan Mao suddenly said as Tang An was clearing the table.

   "I think it's delicious, and the food is clean. It's a compliment to the owner, don't feel embarrassed to eat too much." Tang An said very understandingly.

   "I'm just stating the facts. I didn't eat a lot." Nan Mao's eyebrows trembled and said angrily.

   After all, the great king is a high-ranking person, and the high-ranking people have poor face. Tang An turned his head indifferently and packed the dishes and chopsticks to the kitchen.

Watching Tang An leave, Nan Mao stretched out his tongue and licked the tip of his tongue against his lips. When Tang An turned around, Nan Mao quickly retracted his tongue, with an extra handkerchief in his hand, and wiped his mouth. Then he drank the milk and fixed his eyes on the TV again.

Tang An came out of washing the dishes and stood in the living room watching Nanmao watching TV. She has always watched this TV station, the news station~www.wuxiaspot.com~ which keeps on showing all kinds of news and international news. When the domestic news is released, the local news is released. After the local news is released, it is divided into political, economic, entertainment, and science and education news.

   "Does the Beast Spirit Empire have a TV?" Looking at the appearance of Nan Mao, Tang An felt that the Beast Spirit Empire definitely does not have a TV, and there is probably no Internet. Oh my God, it's **** on earth!

   "No...no...no." Nan Mao repeated three times, as if it were a very important thing.

"This is called a television." As a qualified ball player, Tang An immediately showed off the achievements of this earth civilization like a Nanmao. "Don't watch the images here come alive, but in fact these are just images, not on this TV. There is a world in the machine. There are not many villains in it. It is just images. These images... These images are digital information in the final analysis, just like... well... just like your spell."

   Nan Mao turned his head and looked at Tang An expressionlessly, "Do you think I am a stupid cat?"

   Tang An was a little embarrassed. He just watched an ancient costume traversal drama a few days ago. The hero came to modern times and saw that the TV was playing a certain traitor in history, so he immediately drew his sword and stabbed the TV.

   Tang An quickly knocked on his head. The ancients described by the screenwriters or people from other worlds are always so stupid. In fact, it doesn't mean that the ancients or those who travel through are stupid, but the screenwriters are stupid.

I can't be brainwashed into a stupid dog...No, I can't be brainwashed into a low IQ teenager. Tang An doesn't subconsciously think that he is a dog, but the context is brought in by Nanmao, and then thinks in his mind. It's just the word "stupid dog".

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